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Travel › Re: 6 Friends Killed In A Car Accident In Ogun, Sister Accused Drunk Driver Of Yahoo by AmazingELixir: 11:34am On Jan 28, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

The authorities and the relatives should rush to the scene and evacuate the remains of their relatives before the body parts start disappearing ooh!..

Ogun state got no chill when naa body part mining matter ooh.

Meanwhile rest in peace friends their consolation is that they'll continue their friendship in the afterlife.
Crime › Re: Army Power Ministry Pastor Caught Sleeping With Married Church Members In Benin by AmazingELixir: 10:25am On Jan 28, 2019
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Politics › Re: Soldier Reveals How Boko Haram Killed 1,852 Soldiers by AmazingELixir: 6:09pm On Jan 27, 2019
ClearFlair:
You’re just uninformed. What is 3 years in the lifecycle of a Nation? PDP is the root of all of Nigeria’s problems at the moment or why were they voted out in the first place. It’s like you’ve never managed a company let alone a country so leave the intellectual discourse to those who have a deeper understanding of how things work. Very funny.
grin

Believe me boy you're nowhere close to the class of intellectuals you so described..and in case you don't know 3years plus is enough time to make noticeable impact in the fight against boko haram insurgency considering the fact that the previous administration was on the verge of wiping them out and this administration came to being on the backdrop of her electioneering promises that the insurgency will be a thing of the past when elected instead it has gotten worse as a result of gross ineptitude and aided by the huge sum of money your god Buhari paid to them as ransom..but then I don't expect you to know that..most of you lot have been hypnotized and reasoning logically is a foregone luxury outside your reaches.
Politics › Re: Soldier Reveals How Boko Haram Killed 1,852 Soldiers by AmazingELixir: 5:26pm On Jan 27, 2019
ClearFlair:
God punish PDP. They stole all the money meant for the procurement of modern weaponry. And those criminals even have the effrontery to come out say they want to “get Nigeria working again”. We’re warming up for FeBuhari when we will send their presidential ambitions back to sender. Yeye criminals.
grin grin grin

This mofo still dey blame PDP after 3 years plus....indeed something is fundamentally wrong with this APC supporters.
Politics › Re: PDP Leader Killed In Edo Over Tearing Of Billboards. Graphic Photos by AmazingELixir: 2:43pm On Jan 27, 2019
lipsrsealed

Nijuria a country where elections are seen as battlegrounds for the very people that the system has short changed.
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because She Has A Smelly Vagina by AmazingELixir: 2:41pm On Jan 27, 2019
SmellingAnus:
no mind the guy... grin

Will you tell her she has Smelling puna or you will just let it be
My body language will do justice to that...if she still doesn't get it and goes ahead to ask i'll tell her outrightly.

I lose erection and interest immediately I perceive foul smell..
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because She Has A Smelly Vagina by AmazingELixir: 2:05pm On Jan 27, 2019
SmellingAnus:
I love the natural scent/smell of pussy but once it's very offensive, the owner should declare a state of emergency on it... Unfortunately it seems like some of them don't even know that it stinks... No wonder my cousin had to finger a pussy and put it at the nose of the owner and asked her .... " This thing no dey smell for your nose"...
grin grin grin

That your cousin is a rascal as for Op I wish you luck seeking for a solution, as for me there are few things in this life that puts me off about people and one of it is bad stench be it breathe (mouth /nose), body odour or smelling puna I just can't stand it.
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Disables Comment Section Of IG Account After Onnoghen's Suspension by AmazingELixir: 12:39pm On Jan 27, 2019
abdulazeez1002:
A Frustrated man is not different from a madman. But I am very sure ,many people will run mad when Buhari will be declared winner come February 17th, nothing anybody can do to prevent it. I pity their souls because they may not recover from the shock announcement
undecided

Have you paused for a minute to imagine what becomes of your mental state if Buhari is defeated in the election..?

I imagine your case will be far worse.
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo On Open Bus Ride With PMB In Ibadan As Ambode Speaks On PMB In Oyo by AmazingELixir: 11:36pm On Jan 26, 2019
undecided

This weakling of a governor still talks in public...wonders shall never end.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Shows Street Credibility In Oyo. More Pictures. by AmazingELixir: 11:31pm On Jan 26, 2019
undecided
Street credibility indeed...diswan wey debate dey fearam like ebola
Christianity Etc › Re: Vertical City Mall For Bishop Oyedepo's Canaancity (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 4:20pm On Jan 26, 2019
undecided

Hmm! Make dey no construct dewan wey go kee pipu ooh!
Fashion › Re: Enugu Beauty Queen Contestant Forgets The Name Of Her School(Video) by AmazingELixir: 3:36pm On Jan 26, 2019
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Beauty without brain
Crime › Re: Italian Camp Where Nigerians Sell Drugs & Engage In Prostitution Uncovered. PICS by AmazingELixir: 3:30pm On Jan 26, 2019
undecided

Nigerians are like cyst anywhere you find them you see illegality of unfathomable proportion.

Edo state una Weldon ooh....the awaybo quest must be sustained.
Crime › Re: Police Rescue Snitch Who Caused The Murder Of A Lady In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 2:06pm On Jan 26, 2019
lipsrsealed

Diswan dhan die already naa...the idimu youths dhan mess up em internal organs finish, transition seem very certain for the snitch.

Lagos state is known for cult and gang faceoffs. Fadeyi and Mushin boys the worst of them all
Celebrities › Re: Nina And Bobrisky Settle Beef And Hug At Sotayo Sobola's Birthday by AmazingELixir: 1:57pm On Jan 26, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

Bobrisky bweast dhan big pass Nina own..??
Celebrities › Re: Fans Calls Actress, Linda Osifo Ashewo After She Shows Off Her Mansion by AmazingELixir: 10:08am On Jan 25, 2019
grin grin grin

Nigerians got no chill at all bad belleism is becoming endemic especially in the social media.
Crime › Re: Policeman, Doctor Killed As Robbers Attack Bank In Osun by AmazingELixir:
undecided

Hmm Osun the immediate junior brother to Ogun state on ritually motivated crimes are at it again.
Business › Re: AMCON To Sell Polaris Bank After 2019 Elections by AmazingELixir: 6:45pm On Jan 23, 2019
Donraqh:
If you understand CBN broadcast while it withdrew Skye Bank license on 24th September 2018. You'll remember they'd say Skye bank license has been withdrawn is now a "bridge bank" called Polaris bank limited.

Going by the "bridge bank", it apparently means the bank is on transit and will be sold as soon as they get buyer.

AMCON invested N386b, they'll have to get this money back. So it's still the normal transition process, no cause for alarm and no body should induce the public into panic.
Quite understandable...but permit me to express some degree fear as a normal human response to uncertainty.... grin
Travel › Re: NRC to test run Lagos-Abeokuta rail line early February by AmazingELixir: 5:16pm On Jan 23, 2019
grin grin grin

APC is throwing everything in the ring to garner support toward the runoff to the general election, unfortunately Nigeria had never had any history of swing voting supporters stick to their own like cult.

This coming election will make for an interesting spectacle my only prayer is that INEC and the security agencies remain impartial.
Business › Re: AMCON To Sell Polaris Bank After 2019 Elections by AmazingELixir: 5:16pm On Jan 23, 2019
shocked

I have a substantial amount of money in that bank ooh!...
Celebrities › Re: Simi Shares Photos From Honeymoon In Cape Town by AmazingELixir: 9:33am On Jan 23, 2019
undecided undecided

Where's Nigerian flag in that pic containing national flags of some countries...thought south Africa is a Nigerian territory
Politics › Re: Photos From Atiku's 2019 Campaign In Owerri, Imo State by AmazingELixir: 5:02pm On Jan 22, 2019
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Developers are business minded people, time is money and they use their time effectively unlike some people in one particular area that climb tall trees and mast like monkeys.
Politics › Re: Banky W Spotted Campaigning For Election From Door-to-door In Lagos (video) by AmazingELixir: 8:38am On Jan 20, 2019
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So Banky is now tired of campaigning for APC and Ambode, he wants a piece of the cake..he can't comman die for somebody else's headache.

I would have ordinarily written him off but then I realised the criminal occupying the seat presently is as dull and lifeless as Rochas Okorocha's statues.
Celebrities › Re: Bisola Aiyeola Gorgeous In New Make-up Photos by AmazingELixir: 9:42pm On Jan 19, 2019
Fyn geh
Politics › Re: Buhari, APC Presidential Campaign In Kaduna (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 9:20am On Jan 19, 2019
senatordave1:
Votes from rigasa the largest ward is more than that of your muddy local govt
One can excuse you for mentioning mud...afteral that's you've been surrounded with all through pathetic existence.
Politics › Re: Buhari, APC Presidential Campaign In Kaduna (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 8:57am On Jan 19, 2019
grin grin grin

Why is it that this northern youths love climbing heights so much.

Guess evolution left behind a sizeable measure of the primate gene in their DNA.
Business › Re: Nigeria Leads In Startup Investments In Africa With 136 Deals by AmazingELixir: 7:15pm On Jan 18, 2019
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

G-boys have swelled the ranks of Nigeria oooh!...I have every reason to believe this survey factored yahoo plus as a start up.
Politics › Re: PDP Released Lists Of Inauguration Of Presidential Campaign Council by AmazingELixir: 7:15am On Jan 18, 2019
undecided

Who has time to read through all those names this fledgling Friday morning.

Abeg make una carry una politics shift.
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Is Not A Place For Homosexuals – Dolapo Badmus by AmazingELixir: 6:50am On Jan 18, 2019
angry


See diswan talking about a place for homosexual when human life in the country is worthless
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Gifty Shows Off Her Bump At Different Stages Of Pregnancy (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 6:47am On Jan 18, 2019
cool

Smooth and well tendered skin
Crime › Re: Two Suspected Yahoo Boys Arrested By EFCC In Enugu (photos) by AmazingELixir: 1:44pm On Jan 17, 2019
grin

Who in their right senses would sign a bail bond for a yahoo boy.
Crime › Re: Akwa Ibom Corper Arrested After Reporting Suspected Fraud To The Police (Pics) by AmazingELixir: 1:40pm On Jan 17, 2019
grin

Police know wetin be Bitcoin..as far as they're concerned he is a yahoo boy trying to play smart.

This explains why nobody goes to the police to give Intel you just might be detained as an accomplice.

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