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PoliticsRe: A Typical Life Style Of A Nigerian Politician, Lavish Squared. Pictures by Amb1045(op):
Nigerians and hotel lodging, wasteful mentality.

PoliticsA Typical Life Style Of A Nigerian Politician, Lavish Squared. Pictures by Amb1045(op): 7:19am On Sep 28, 2022
In 2003/2004 the Metropolitan Police was investigating a credit card scam when the trail led them to Joshua Dariye, governor of Platue State and Peter Clark of the Metropolitan police was sent to see Dariye in his hotel somewhere in London. The policeman was shocked at what he saw on arrival. Joshua Dariye's hotel room awash with cash. There was money on the tables, on the bed, chairs, everywhere. In fact, prior to officer Clark's arrival, Dariye was already causing pandemonium in the hotel; he was giving £50 notes every hotel staff lucky enough to walk past his hotel door! The pound rain started after he had telephoned the hotel security telling them he intends to "appreciate" the hotel staff. After the staff showed up and were "appreciated", perhaps taking pity at how wretched or underfed the poor Brits were, Dariye decided blessing more Brits and saving them from hunger was one brilliant idea, so he extended his "appreciation" further by giving £50 to anyone who walks past his door.

When the rest of the staff heard there was a Santa holed up in their hotel and dashing pounds to folks for the sheer effort of walking past his door, they abandoned their duty posts and made a spectacle of walking past his door. To the glory of God, Ogbeni Dariye didn't disappoint them, every John Carpenter and Peter Gravedigger who made the effort past his door that lucky morning of January 20, 2004, had £50 note finding its way into their pockets.

This was what was going on when Peter Clark arrived at the hotel to his utter unbelief. According to the officer when they searched Dariye's room, "he had 50,000 pounds in £50 notes on his table..and there was more money found in his room."

Meanwhile in the same hotel, another Dariye, in fact his sister, was in another also with £50, 000 in her possession. Though she wasn't playing Santa, perhaps because there is no such thing like Mother Christmas. And this is why we keep saying everything shouldn't be about men. Women should be given their chances too in this world. Why do we have Father Christmas and no Mother Christmas? But that's a matter for another day.
Back to the story, you wouldn't believe that the Dariyes own am apartment on the same street they lodged and got caught with £50K on their possession! Why then were they staying in a hotel instead of their own house? To dash out money to poor hotel workers? If you understand the mentality of the Nigerian politician, the idiot who though hitherto worth less than 500k, becomes a billionaire upon happening upon a political office, you would know. In Rivers state, the moment you become an LGA councilor, you move into a hotel in PH, buy out a room for an entire year and remain there, only visiting your own house for receptions etc. You don't want to talk about lawmakers, etc. Those ones lease out permanent rooms in 5 star hotels in Abuja upon assumption of office. This is why Joshua Dariye and his sister left their own house and went to lodge in a hotel on their own street. Free money.

Well, to cut a long story short, the olodo siblings were promptly arrested by the ungrateful Brits who didn't think dashing £50 notes to their poor compatriots was such a smart idea after all. But ogbeni Dariye, like his Delta state colleague and contemporary, James "Bond" Ibori knew the drill: he simply jumped bail in London and escaped to Nigeria, the safe haven of fantastically corrupt politicians, where on completion of his term as governor he would become a revered Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

But despite all his drama and attempts to frustrate his prosecution he was successfully prosecuted by the EFCC and convicted. He was jejely serving his term in Kuje prison when on April 14 this year, Mohammadu Buhari, the man they say is the very antithesis of corruption "pardoned" and released him.
If anyone points at anything they claim holds the candle for Buhari as a sincere anti-corruption crusader, and you can't remember Abdurasheed Maina or anything, point them to Joshua Chibi Dariye, former governor of Plateau state and the his Buhari-sponsored pardon.

PoliticsRe: Campaign Begins: See Atiku's Advert In Daily Independent Today (picture) by Amb1045(m):
Money has exchange hand. Lol

RomanceRe: “I Got Pregnant Nine Years Ago While Dating My Current Husband And Then The Issu by Amb1045(op):
Beckham14:
Lol, Mr. Copy and paste, things are not done that way.... As you can see from the comments above, you're repeating same cut and join story.
urchin you can clearly see people dropping their view about the topic, now you go back home and take your drugs. There are some mental case that has no cure however I still suggest you take your drugs, DRUGGY
RomanceRe: “I Got Pregnant Nine Years Ago While Dating My Current Husband And Then The Issu by Amb1045(op): 10:24am On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
Lol, no sensible member will buy this your copy and paste bullshit story, Try again next time. grin
thank you attention seeker, you can simply delete your comments, stay aside and watch how reasonable people will contribute to the topic because they know things that do happen here in the south. Lol
EducationRe: Why Elephant Mums Poo On Their Calves. Pictures by Amb1045(op): 10:20am On Sep 27, 2022
Nature is powerful
RomanceRe: “I Got Pregnant Nine Years Ago While Dating My Current Husband And Then The Issu by Amb1045(op): 10:18am On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
This is exactly what a daft unintelligent fellow will type...

So everyone who isn't buying your truckload of bullshit cut and join story is an Aboki right?


Shame.
aboki simply mean my friend. So any other meaning you wish to tag it, is none of my business. Still yet keep quite
EducationWhy Elephant Mums Poo On Their Calves. Pictures by Amb1045(op):
Why Elephant Mums Poo on Their Calves.

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I visited a friend in his office within the week, while waiting at the reception, I noticed the television was on Curiosity.channel ( one of my favourites) flashing through some weird animal behaviours..

Sitting opposite was a young woman of about 35 with her daughter of about 8. Then on the screen was an Elephant mum and her calf walking so close between her mother's hind legs. Immediately the Mum slowed, and instinctively, I sensed what was about to happen.

And it did happen with the muscular contraction of the Mum's stretched tail, she released huge bombs of sh*t on the head of her baby who seemed to relish the feeling with every thud on its small head.

Expectedly, the little girl shouted nyamaaaaaa in apparent disgust. And her Mother equally felt irritated by the sight of the Mother Elephant pooing on her calf.

I laughed.

The natural teacher in me kicked in, and I explained in details why such seeming disgusting sight is essential for the wellbeing of both mother and calf.

And this nauseous behaviour is not limited to the gentle giant. Other mammals such as , rhinos, hippos and warthogs practice same for survival of their lineages

Elephants are hind gut fermenters. What this means is that once the food has passed through their stomachs and into their small intestines it enters the large intestine where bacteria causes fermentation to helps break down the grass and plant material.

However, as baby elephants are about to be weaned from consuming breast milk to feeding on plants something must give to prepare them for this important transition period. And that thing is eating the poo of their mothers.

The process of young animals eating the poo of their mothers is known as coprophagia.

This is because they're not born with the necessary bacteria in their gut to allow them to digest plant matter so the only way the calves can obtain the much-needed digestive bacteria needed to stay alive is to consume the faeces of their mother or fellow herd members.

Elephant faeces is composed of 75% water. The remaining 25% is made up of indigestible fibres that help the faeces through the digestive system, dead bacteria and also salts, dead cells, mucus and live bacteria. This live bacteria are what the baby elephants need to build up their own digestive systems as well as strengthen their immune systems without which they won't be able to survive.

Aside from the biological importance of eating poo, it also serves other purposes such as psychological. Dropping poo on the head of their calves help in bonding between the mother and calf. It also helps the calf to mentally internalise the peculiar scent of the mother.

There are other animals that feed on other animal's faeces. For example Tortoises eat hyena's scat (sh*t), this is because it is very high in calcium as hyena consume lots of bones as part of their diet. So the tortoises will eat the hyena scat to get the calcium to strengthen their eggs and also harden their own shells.

More interesting is Rabbits and Hares that eat their own faeces, sometimes directly from their own rectum,. Rabbits live life on very fast lanes with resting heart rate that ranges between 140 and 180 beats per minute, and well over 300 beats per minute when under stress, and they're always under stress so everything about them is fast.

Their digestive process is so fast that it doesn’t give the animals time to obtain enough nutrients from the food the first time. So they have adapted to eating their faeces in order to get the required nutrients that they weren’t able to absorb the first time.

What a wonderful world.

#wildlife #nationalgeographic #nigerianconservationsociety
Mynd44

RomanceRe: “I Got Pregnant Nine Years Ago While Dating My Current Husband And Then The Issu by Amb1045(op): 10:12am On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
Come up with a better suspense filled and thrilling story line next time....
you don't know what people goes through in the southern part of the country, so keep quite aboki if you don't have anything to contribute
Romance“I Got Pregnant Nine Years Ago While Dating My Current Husband And Then The Issu by Amb1045(op):
“I got pregnant nine years ago while dating my current husband and then the issue of marriage came up.

I wasn’t working then. He told my family and I that he doesn’t want a court marriage for no reason.

My parents tried talking to him, I cried and begged him severally to legalize his marriage with me but he stood his grounds not to wed me in a court.

I involved his family members to help me beg him but they said, he’s old enough to make his decisions.

He even refused to do a white wedding either because my church requested for a court certificate, so we ended up doing only traditional marriage.

I later got tired and gave up on the matter. I was hurt and broken but I resolved to marry him like that just to save myself and my family the shame of having a baby outside wedlock.

My dad was angry and disappointed in him but he didn’t care and because of that my dad vowed to see me a successful and independent woman with or without him.

After I gave birth to my baby, my dad helped me secure a job with a
multinational company and things started to turn around for me.

I could now take care of myself and secure a future.

Though I married my husband but I never forgave him from my heart and it made me not to do anything in my husband’s name.

We currently have three kids together but all my properties are in the name of my children. I never used him as my next of kin either.

Just last month my company decided to transfer me to a branch in Texas and the company is willing to pay for my entire family to relocate with me.

My husband’s business is not doing too well and he’s willing to relocate also but we have no legal certificate to show that we are married.

Now he wants us to go to the court to legalize our marriage and I have said “No”

My dad has threatened to disown me if I ever go with him to court.

He’s been tagging me everywhere as a bad wife who is not loyal to her husband, spoiling my family also.

His family members have been calling me trying to persuade me but I told them I’m old enough to make my decisions also and I have stood my ground just like he did to me nine years ago.”

What is your advice for this young mother of three?
Mynd44

FamilyRe: She Confess To Me Today. by Amb1045(m): 7:23am On Sep 27, 2022
Kirkman:
Deep down she loves you but she just has that fear deep within her of trusting men due to her recent experience in her marriage.
women don't love men, they only use men for their own selfish interest. She needed the dig. Lol
TravelRe: Brazilian Lady Shows How Much She Earns In America(photos) by Amb1045(m): 7:13am On Sep 27, 2022
That work is so stressful, Lol working straight 9hours in a day. How many Nigerian can go to work straight 6times in a week. Americans are suffering serious reason they take loans like no tomorrow. Divide 56hours with 6days multiply it with 12.5 that will give you the salary. Can an average Nigerian work for 9hours per day some are even saying they will get other jobs to add up
PoliticsRe: 2023: Pictures Of Tinubu Supporters After Presidential Election by Amb1045(m): 10:06pm On Sep 26, 2022
Lol

PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 1:53pm On Sep 25, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
See who is talking about Justice, Equity and Fairness..... cheesy

The APC Muslim-Muslim Ticket does not portrays Justice, Equity and Fairness either

The same Atiku Abubakar you see as a Bad Guy today, selected Peter Obi as his running mate in 2019 and Peter Obi still refer to him as "MY LEADER"

If Peter Obi's leader is a Bad Guy, then Obi is a Potential Bad Guy that would do more damage than his LEADER....

So Shut up your Gutter.
your candidate is under federal investigation.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 1:52pm On Sep 25, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
Your Candidate see the man without integrity as "My Leader"

Does it mean that Peter Obi is Stupid ?
those are political statement. A well known criminal. A professional lutter. Lol
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 9:21am On Sep 25, 2022
Yes oooh

PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 9:20am On Sep 25, 2022
Say no to vote buying

PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 9:18am On Sep 25, 2022
descarado:
Has atiku ever helped anybody in Nigeria?
How many school has he built in the North or supplied educational materials nd equipments?

The same question goes to tinubu.
I will love to know how many people they have assisted without expecting payback.

They are billionnaires, let their humanitarian gesture( not politically induced) speak for them.

These people should go and learn the act of giving.
a well known corrupt politician

PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 9:17am On Sep 25, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
I know you are Obidient.....

Your Candidate refers to my Candidate as "My Leader"

So if Atiku Abubakar is bad, what does that say about Peter Obi ?

Stop Disgracing yourself.

If you go down the Road of Political Harlotry, you would just end up messing up Peter Obi, which I don't indulge in.

Atiku Abubakar is not the Problem of Peter Obi or his Obidient movement,

So you better use your Free Data wisely in talking about this stupid Government that has brought untold hardship upon Nigerians.
your candidate lacks integrity

PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 7:34am On Sep 25, 2022
MikeBetty:
There is going to be a change of attitude in nigeria come 2023. Atiku has accepted to be ObiDatied.
the love is pure

PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 7:29am On Sep 25, 2022
robinso01:
The man has nothing to offer Nigerians. He's only coming for the immunity as a president
yes you're right

PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 7:27am On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
Atiku the corrupt Cameroonian is desperate to be president so that he can have unhindered access to our national purse.
yes oooh. He want to loot the last resources of the country

PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 7:25am On Sep 25, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
See who is talking about Justice, Equity and Fairness..... cheesy

The APC Muslim-Muslim Ticket does not portrays Justice, Equity and Fairness

So Shut up your Gutter.
another mikano noted. Your master is a political harlot

PoliticsAtiku Abubakar Has Never Been Loyal To Any PDP Past President. by Amb1045(op): 7:17am On Sep 25, 2022
He wasn't loyal to Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo, Umaru Yar'Adua or Goodluck Jonathan. He betrayed them all by decamping to another party just to fight against them in the subsequent elections.

Now he wants PDP governors to be loyal to him and support his own ambition? The PDP caucus knows that Atiku Abubakar wouldn't have been in PDP by now, if he had lost to Nyesom Wike in the presidential primaries. He wouldn't have supported Gov Wike as has always been his MO.

power in 2015. Now he has returned to PDP to contest for same office, without considering that it is the turn of south to succeed President Buhari. My question is this:
Has he lost that sense of justice and fairness he preached in 2015 to ensure that power shifted to the north?

Now mark this: Those people you are counting on as PDP members in the South East, South South and South West are not with Atiku, despite the fact they are still in PDP. You may think Gov Wike's fight against Atiku is between just the two of them. You must be mistaken.

Gov Wike is just the arrowhead in this fight. It's a fight against injustice and arbitrariness in PDP by a tiny group within the party. It's a fight against the blatant breach of the party's constitution and age-old conventions.

Check out his presidential electoral odyssey:
1992 Atiku contested & lost
1999 Atiku contested & lost
2003 Atiku contested & lost
2007 Atiku contested & lost
2011 Atiku contested & lost
2015 Atiku contested & lost
2019 Atiku contested & lost
2023 Atiku contesting again and will most certainly lose!
What kind of desperation is thishuh
This makes it 30 years since he started contesting for president in Nigeria.

Calculate the billions of dollars spent in primaries and general elections through out those years, and you think this individual will execute any single project as president if elected?

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Slept With A Girl Without Toasted Her. by Amb1045(m): 3:28pm On Sep 24, 2022
The only thing I said to her was babe, it has been a while I nack last. Allow me to f**k you please, I started removing her clothes she said stop do you have condom, thank God condom dee my house that day from there we just dee nack as we like she turn back to say I was using style to nack her without asking her out. She was the best nack I ever had then anything I wanted she does to me. I miss that lady though. Currently the girl has friend zone me
PhonesRe: The Girl I Calls For Hours Almost Daily. Today She Called 10mins by Amb1045(m): 3:11pm On Sep 24, 2022
My ex girlfriend blocked me because I no longer reciprocate her calls like before even though she can gladly benefit from me whenever she needs my help. Loving someone that loves you back could be the best thing that could ever happen to you. Let's stop breeding hatred in mans mind. Love dee and it's a beautiful thing. Bad economy is affecting thing love life here in Nigeria
PhonesRe: The Girl I Calls For Hours Almost Daily. Today She Called 10mins by Amb1045(m): 3:05pm On Sep 24, 2022
When guys say women don't love eee dee shock me shaaaa. Loving someone is a beautiful thing. Most boys from broken home has been damaged that they no longer believe in love. My married ex still miss our love life, my secondary school crush still chat me till day even though she's married. Have it in mind I have distance myself from anything that concern relationship with them. But we still talk once once
Foreign AffairsRe: The Queen's Burial: Only The US "Can " by Amb1045(op): 5:52am On Sep 23, 2022
Military power

Foreign AffairsRe: The Queen's Burial: Only The US "Can " by Amb1045(op): 5:51am On Sep 23, 2022
Wow

Foreign AffairsThe Queen's Burial: Only The US "Can " by Amb1045(op): 5:51am On Sep 23, 2022
When a US president travels outside the US, it is a Demonstration of Military Might Designed for Awe and Intimidation.

* It Cost Americans atleast $85,000,000 (N59,500,000,000,00) 60 Billion Naira

* ....did you know that traffic in London was stopped for Biden's Motorcade, a courtesy that is not even extended to the queen in normal times.?
* Did you know that the economy of California ($3.4trn nGDP, a state with just 39m people is bigger than the economy of Africa with 1.3b people)

WHY BIDEN WAS THE ONLY PERSON ALLOWED TO DRIVE TO THE QUEENS BURIAL:

In the US power ideology, it is a sacrilege for an American president to die outside America Soil. For that purpose, any trip by an American president outside US is a full scale military operation. It is the most expensive VIP trip in the world.

For starts, you will need atleast two C-17 Hercules Military planes. (these are monster aircraft). One carries the presidents Helicopter (Marine One), Apache Helicopters and military crew supervised by CIA while the other carries the presidential motorcade and more military hardwares. This is outside Airforce One which carries the president and his entourage.

Before the president leaves US, the nearest military base to his destination assumes security control over routes to be followed by the president IRRESPECTIVE OF THE COUNTRY.....INCLUDING RUSSIA.

The two C-17 Hercules Military craft depart first. (Marine one and other Helicopters are dismantled at point of departure and assembled again when it reaches its destination)

In total, Joe Biden's Trip Two day trip to Uk and Belgium cost Americans atleast $85,000,000 (N59,500,000,000,00). It required fulltime duties for more than 250 security and military personnel.

The Ronald Reagan Carrier Strike Group (CSG) was rerouted to the Atlantic Ocean from Singapore from September 9, one day after the queen died (in anticipation of Bidens visit).

By comparisons, it cost Nigeria less than N50m naira each time the president travels outside the country.

So before you compare African countries to US, Remember that the economy of any of California, New York or Texas is bigger than the economy of the enire African Continent

PoliticsRe: Dont Blackmail Me With N1k Sticker - Mc Oluomo Cries Out (watch Video) by Amb1045(m): 9:50pm On Sep 21, 2022
Lol. Politics is very very dirty.

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