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Beautiful couple!

Let me mark the purity date on my calendar.
Next year I'll be back to read the continuation of this purity testimony.

Nice one.

#WSPD

AlexCk:
Hehehe,

Im not hating on love nau
On the contrary, its allowed.

Crush on u kwanu , lol, e never reach like that naaa,
Maybe I'll think about it.

Erm... wait! Before you think about it, why do you have all those destructive weapons on your dp

What does the CK in your moniker mean

Is there something you want to explain to me?
I am fearing you small.

JoeBlocks:
My. Don't you just Love to bask in the spotlight.

I've got it on me man!

otemanuduno:
Don't blame the pastors, because they are the anointed men of yahweh(Satan). So what do you expect Satan to minister to them? Satan ministers deceit to them and they've got to minister the same deceit to their members.
I pity those who give all their lies and talents worshipping yahweh(Satan), the god of Yacob(deceiver)

Young man, excuse me please, who is Yahweh?

I feel like typing vernacular now to express the kind of shock this post of yours just threw me in!

Babacele see what you have made me to see o!
The god of Yacob kwa? The deceiver

we963852:
Amicable09 me and u go fight o!!

Hahahaha.
I offer you myself to be fought with
If I tell you I have plans of updating this thread today, what will you say? I do. Believe me. I've just been semi occupied for a while now.
Thanks for the reminder. You have spurred me on by this call out. Expect a continuation before noon.

AlexCk:
amicable09 and wroskian (sounds like wozniacki that female tennis player )

Y'all should get a room, and call it "Sweet November", i sense love in d air. ,
Y'all derailing with ya sweet n cool "into each other " words. .

Biko mak una no vex.

Lol. Alex cool your temper! Don't hate on LOVE

This thread is designed for the purpose of 'derailment' . This is the one section that has a thread for people to find true love and crush . Maximize it!

You have a crush on me
Say it so I'll put you on 2017 schedule. 2016 is packed full already. I'm sorry.

Wroski's tenure extends to December
It's a special offer!

wroskian:
You are a talented clown Amy

Me? "Your November crush?" I dodge that... Ehen, So you will dump me for another prospect in December? Where are your crushes from January till date?

I prefer to be the main guy, the 5 Star General and Captain of your ship

Have a wonderful day ahead too

Lolz.
Why will you think so? In December, I will put together all my crushes from January till date and we'll have a swell time


You want to join the military? You want to be the militant of my life? I am not understanding sha ... Lol. Why are you selfish like that? What becomes of all the other guys who are single? No crush for them? Think about it

Don't render them crushless please. Moyarh is there. TheScrypt is also there - single. Many many single guys, give them a chance please .

In December, we will all converge and take selfies
Have a great day too.

Jazmiynne:

WharriswrongwithDisMadam

Wroskian my brother, pls don't be decieved...

Why you wan carry your reggae spoil my blues na


Allow two singles to be happy this November . At least wroskian is my guy , single and searching . I have been found! Lol

Wroski! nothing will break us this November, nothing nothing! This is the eleventh hour relationship in the eleventh month

In fact, wroskian let's meet here everyday this November at 11 am . What do you say?

wroskian:
Do you have a soft spot for engine dudes? I'm not one.

Lol. It's actually a hard spot

You're not one! That's good news
Behold my crush of the month! Ladies and gentlemen! Wroski my November Crush!!!!

Morning Dear, Have a terrific Tuesday

wroskian:
Haaa!!! I'm innocent o
Honestly, I wasn't saying you're a threat to his home na...chaiii & you can't be using an ordinary e-smile to gauge the society's perspective on issues like this. I know you are a good geh, that's why I like you.

Lol... Your old ways? Okay, noted!!!

Hehehe...are you insinuating she is or used to be one of 'those pipu?'
You must be joking because I know Amicable too well
Don't worry sha I will not report her. Mr. Emmanuel will gladly introduce her to madam when the time comes since friendship is intended.

Lol. I am just blushing anyhow here, grinning from ear to ear


Wait! Before I pronounce you crush of the month, are you a graduate engineer Wroskian?

Tell me honestly

Jazmiynne:
Lolz @emboldened.. . oya clean ya mouth! Or swipe your keypad! No talk like dt o cos na d trademark statement of 'those pipu'

Wroskian pls don't report her yet.... She wii not do it at all.. It was a typo

Lolz
Those pipu are innocent of this charge

Ayaf Changed my old ways o!
Wroskian please don't report me like that , just tell her her husband has a new friend and the friend of her husband ought to be her friend .


Don't forget to give her my moniker to establish friendship.

wroskian:
Amicable09, you better leave somborry's hubby like Jaz rightly said, this is my boss o His wife will not take it lightly, she will "skabash" on top your head
I have warned you!!!

I know Emmandus would be wondering who this is...Here is your successor at JP

Lol

Wroski you just confirmed something and that is, the society will always be hard on the single lady. Imagine how no one is saying Mr. Emmanuel is smiling with a single lady but Amicable the single lady is smiling with Mr. Emmanuel, a married man.


Why are things so
Married men should not befriend good single ladies like me , is that what you're saying? Am I now a threat to his new home?

Let Jumia hurry with this black November sales cos I must buy me a 'man'

Jazmiynne:
Be there smiling upandown with someborry's husband

Chai! Chai! Chai!
Warris my offence na? Her husband is smiling with me I cannor come and frown na
Bhet! I've left it sha for his own good

Emmandus:
hmmmm oya buzz me in my signature if u want to Blive it ahahah

Curiosity will make me do the unthinkable

Trust that I will search for that pix You have a married look on your dp BTW

Emmandus:
eeyah...too late sis, I tied the nuptials few months ago o
So move on beautiful

Hahahaha.
Pictures or addonbelivit

Emmandus:
you all should go and get married jo

Lol. We are waiting for you na

Anu hope you treat the nannies and caregivers who work with your company well?

I trust you do . So, I'll share. Hopefully, in a few years time I'll also call you when I need your services

cc150615:
Come to think of it. Everyone is getting married and I'm not even moved one bit or perturbed. In as much as I appreciate the institution called Marriage, it is not a key to happiness,but it is a good thing........Ferdyboss (2016)
This exactly is the opinion I hold that has made my friend tag me 'single and sour' but who cares anyway, it's my life afterall...
This one everyone is talking about marriage first amicable09 then Ferdyboss...abeg my school mum in high school just got married this year, she was my senior by 5 years so do the math...I still have plenty of time.

Hahahaha.

cc. it is not a small thing o. My cousin getting married today is four years older than me , after her there is a male cousin (brother) before I was born. So ayam coming , time still dey.

You know it's almost the end of the year, the countdown has begun. Me, what I know is, nobody go born my children , when I marry, I will birth them all .

LadyF, I have bitcoin for sale ooo
How the transaction go be?

After your bash?
Oya bring some shayo! Bar man!
Three bottles of happy birthday for LadyF9
One lap of bitcoin prosperity
Two pami kegs of cheap dollars
And Three tracks of loud skrill music!

Have fun dearie!
Much love.

ladyF:
Hehehe... Thanks much dear.

Me still dey find more coins to buy sef.

Lol. Oh! you're looking to buy? Oya na, you guys can form an association
Eku buying and selling.

kaboninc:
$45 bitcoin needed. Somebori epp me

LadyF has more than enough bitcoin for sale .

I'll invite her over right away!

But wait o! How did it happen
We are supposed to be in the same line of trade na Kaboninc

Levels changing abi?
Nice one.

cc. LadyF, business calling...

VampireeM:
Hope its not against ethics to wear camisole without bra for an interview

Over a blazer, there's nothing wrong ethically as long as you will guarantee that your tip will be hidden nicely from public view.

If not, wear your bra. It doesn't bite

Well said OP.

I however have learnt that effective interview communication skills can best be sharpened by experience.

Ones performance during his/her first interview won't be like a third or fourth interview. The more interviews one attends, the more confidence he has.
It is a case of experience being the best teacher.

Great information shared
Thanks

OP you feel your friend is inviting you over to Qatar because he needs a companion . That sounds funny to me sha.


You don't feel persuaded to go then stay here and manage your uncle's farm (proposed farm). Or better still, start farming.

Go to your village and utilize fallow land there.
That's what I think you should do but I know what you will do is already on your mind

Do what's best.
Waste no more time.

Sleekyshuga:
Hahahahaha!! Na me go first call your papa, no worry ..

Parents be switching churches.. Issokay!! Same way we are switching ..

Lolz @ Same way we are switching

Shuga you haf join bahd gang! Lol
I'm going back to the old time religion.

*singing*
Gimme that!....
Old time religion!
Gimme that!...
Old time religion!
Gimme that!...
Old time religion
It's good enough for me


Babe, mehn! e don tey oooo. Lol

Sleekyshuga:
Yes, I am .


LOL!! True!! My mum was born into a PCN family; she even got married there. How she left PCN for DLBC still gets us to wonder .

Ehen!
I will tell on you! Bet me

Lolz. Presby rocked Abia and Cross River big time! Ebonyi too.

Mumsy always recount her days in CGIT. How they switched too is still a wonder to me.

ekanDamie:
lol. only 1 was outsourcing o.

Oh! OK.
Success wishes bro! Happy Sunday.

TheSlyone2:
Most personate writers do write from their heart. Anyway, good piece that was.

Thank you. I'm glad you think so.

Hi TheSlyOne2,

You asked me a question
Sorry, replying honestly on that thread will defeat the purpose of the thread.

So, uhm... yea, it's a true life story of a Nigerian applicant. But if you mean if it is MY story, I'm afraid the answer is no. It isn't completely mine .

Thanks for leaving a comment on the thread.

ekanDamie:
yeah ur right. which of my interview tho? lol. cos I don go like 3 this week

Lol. Na chairman you don become o!

I'm making reference to that one with the recruitment agency. Or are all 3 outsourcing companies?