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alexistaiwo:
. Kehinde dey with baba God dey enjoy with malee

Oh! That kind enjoyment wey dey make our belle sweet us here . It's well.

Which year you plan to marry that your Orlu girlfriend?

alexistaiwo:
Chai!!!!! Abeg d prayer don do before it metamorphosed into curse.

Lolz.

Fear fear!
Na good prayer be that.
Just make sure you are a prospective good son-in-law every family will want to have.


How about Kehinde?

I knew it!

OP you are right.
Mosquitoes are usually sent from those places to bite us. I've always known they are used by evil pipo to deal with those of us living in the city.

I always knew.
Thanks for the enlightenment. Now I know what is responsible

alexistaiwo:
Thanks.
Check your bank account balance. It had been credited with your consultancy fee

Lol.

All this for me!
Chukwu gozie gi!
You go marry fine wife
You go born plenty children!
You go get money yafu yafu!

AlexCk:
Choi, ehen, Lol



Lol, but i didn't do anything nau, I was d victim here, CSI should run the forensics oo,
I be innocent bystander ni oo

He is still calling me ooooo!!! Everybody come and see o! Alex is still calling my phone o!
Ayam innocent of this charm
Baba! Baba! Edakun epp me. My relationshipS are hanging on the line! I need epp

Jazmiynne:
If she explains to wroskian, what would she tell Lero15?
What then becomes of LastMumu?
Or how do we console ProudOlodo?
How would Scrypt handle the news?
Or would uboma have to bear the pain in silence?
If Davide470 can cater for his hurt, what would be the fate of TheRealAdonye?

Amicable amicable09 correct sisterGirl, bebe la hot, you have plenty explaining to explain oooo

Oh my world!


See my life outside!

Why oh why?
Lero15, it was the handiwork of our village people. Ma binu. That was how they told me to come online today and be smiling at single men them, it is all their fault. Pele.

Lastmumu! How did your name enter here? Who you be? Where you from? Who you epp sef? Don't make me look for your love o

ProudOlodo, oh my proud peacock, please come back. Come and take me with you to Mars, I wanna see them shorty men , men as short as Ferdyboss

Scrypt, my soon to be crush . You have been trying to dodge my love. Do you want me to write a love poem for you? It's gonna make a beautiful soap script, they can use it for one program like that on TV.

Uboma , my darling Ubims , I've missed you o. Who have you left me for? I'm still here waiting for you. I'm ready to wait because I know you are planning to buy me that motor . I will wait. Go and make the money , we will paint this room red!

Davide470, abeg where is Ladyf I cannor come and be looking for Dollars and bitcoins upandan for the two of you. Baba investor. Mama in Dollars. Ayam only but a small child in the game. You pipo should carry me along abeg. Ayam on my knees.
Come Dave, spray some fresh mints on me na. Which levels na?

TheRealAdonye! My blacky, in short, I'm on my way! All roads lead to love.

Keke!!!!
Keke!!!!
Adonye Crescent please

Thank you. Let's settle this in the other room everybody.

Emmandus:
people leave amicable o, wetin she do nah?

I feel like smiling at you but they are looking
So I'll pretend to frown. Good evening Sir Emmanuel. Hope you're good?
Thanks for putting a good word for me

AlexCk:
Lol,
Which trick?? , dancing tricks ba ,





Biko, come back o, she can explain,
Im an innocent bystander

I am in hot soup!



Young man Alex! Don't knock on my door again! You see what you've caused? See the long chain of men I need to appease.

Please and please, if you see me taking this side, take the other side. If you see me smiling, frown! If you hear my name, don't look back!

I don't know you and you don't know me.
Thanks for the cooperation

alexistaiwo:
Sister Biko help a brother out.
How is their wedding traditions for that Awo/orlu side. Is it the same as mbaise own?

Oh oh!
I'm sorry, I don't know much about Imo traditional weddings as regards their list but it's not something you can't do. It's doable

Just make some good money and you'll be fine.

schumastic:
lol, n which one are you then

Lol. I am for every place, I belong to no place in particular

schumastic:
tar, i doubt that cus there men do most of the work i finished from there so i know

Lol.
Alright sha but I have friends from both places and I know how they roll.

wroskian:
@Swell time ...make sure you don't burst
Lol...Militant of your life ke? I can be very selfish when it comes to some matters.

It seems you are for everybody and for nobody Okay, bye.

Watching you in 7D

I can explain

It's not what you think wroski!
Please come back

AlexCk:
Lol,

Ofcourse u're the sheriff ma'am ,
But always remember, i have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it. , & i know kung-fu

Lol.

I know Jet Li
Don't make me employ some old tricks I learnt in Civil Defense Academy.

schumastic:
thanks i will, and most imo ladies are n one thing i like the most is that they are industrious

Mmmh...
Anambra babes hustle more than Imo ladies based on my observation

alexistaiwo:
You won't believe me if I tell you that the only reason I took special interest in this thread is the fact that my girlfriend is from Awo/orlu part of imo state.
Make I know what I am getting into b4 I hear igbati igbati

Hahahaha. I got you!
Nice choice of village to pick a wife from.

Kudos!

AlexCk:
Lol, there's a moniker called "proudolodo"? , weird
Hehehehe, i was correct before, detective, Imma law abiding citizen
Lol, my back kwanu, I've got my arsenal(@dp) with me

Lol. Not even your armoury will shield you when I come CK!
Btw you and I, we'll see who the sheriff is in this town!

AlexCk:
Lol, i haf laff tire.

It's actually one of 3things joor

The 1st u mention, tah!!, im no stalker , i don't stalk

The 2nd, the is my 1st e-life on NL,

The 3rd, could just be that we both are easygoing people, hence the cool flow , pretty sure im not the only one that flows like this with ya naa

Besides, u can actually see the 1st time I registered on NL, plus, this is the very 1st time we both are "mentioning" ni o

Lolz

Oh no!
Where is my ProudOlodo?
You remind me so much of him. Only slight difference is your spelling of some words. Boy! I will trace your roots!!!!

It's a promise I will keep to
Warning: Watch your back

schumastic:
yeah she is kinda like the mother figure now even though the rest are all married with kids

She's a good woman
Tell her I said so.

schumastic:
yeah sure, my mum elder sis is dead so when her son wanted to marry the family brought the list, i trust marle na, she first of all shouted on the person that brought the list if they want to kill her sis son..since both villages are close by, just a throw stone from the family compound, she march go there negotiate everything, fear catch me when i saw the final list n how much they paid.

Lol. Your mum is strong

Na so e suppose be na.
How your neighbor go wan cut your head comot? She rep your family well

opethom:
we no go let you have access to cucumber

Lol!
You don't know me!

Cucumber and groundnuts is my most loved snack . You can't deny me access to vegetables and vital nutrients

Oya... shuuuuuu, run go plant cucumber for me!
Quick!

AlexCk:
Lol, trust me, this is the 1st time we are meeting, i mean e-meeting

The emboldened was more of a fact that I've been around NL( including JBV section) for awhile now(maybe not that long tho), but not being around "JBV chatroom"

I find this hard to believe
Your flow with me is not ordinary

It is one of two things:
That you've been stalking me for a while or,
You've known me from your former e- life

Whichever it is, this cannot be our first meeting. Rara o

schumastic:
that room where they negotiate is another thing entirely lol very funny room with voices going up n down, the girl n guy will just be confuse n tired

Hahahaha. I tell you!

You know how e dey be
Last last, the bride's family will still accept what is offered and the marriage rites will be performed.

AlexCk:
Oh, so u be interrogator be that, Choi,
Lol,

Thanks for welcoming me, even though im not really... uhh.. new gracias senorita

Yeh, I'll definitely enjoy it, ma'am

I knew it!
I almost typed the emboldened earlier but restrained myself.

You look familiar.
I have a strong feeling I know you. Like I used to know you . You once were an ally right?

You reincarnated

schumastic:
yeah but the funny part is that 10-20% of the whole list goes to the family and the rest goes to the community and relatives.
the list is also negotiable, if your people can bargain they will cut down the price to the minimum.

Exactly!
It is a show of a family's bargaining power

80%, more or less like you rightly said, of the things on the list goes to the community. Youths, Mothers and elders. Especially the soap, undies, and those small small things.

I love traditional marriages. I love that the bulk of what happens that door is indoors . Having families look over things on the list and what is presented, it's just beautiful .

AlexCk:
Lol,
Im not getting any ideas.. ......yet

Hmmm, I've always been on this section, maybe not on this particular thread(that's what it's called ba?? ) tho.

But obviously, people come here to help and get helped,....wait4it.. ........ & also meet awesome people like detective amicable of the NSA (nairaland secret agency)

Awww, "she's likes this signature, *doing the gangham style*

Hahahaha.
You will get the ideas someday . I'm still here, not going anywhere

And no o, I'm not a detective. I just ask a lot of questions. That's all.

You're welcome to the chatroom.
We hope you love it here enough to make you stay with us

Welcome officially to JBV Chatroom
Enjoy!

rosalieene:
NNE, I believe everything depends on the family and understanding because you can't tell me that those that are poor and still got married paid such as dowry

Very very true!
Everybody must know how to cut their cloth according to their material.

rosalieene:
If your brother can afford it and he really loves her, then he can go ahead, what's the fuss!!
If he can't afford it, he should come to a compromise with the girl's family so some things would be removed.
All this people casting IMO indigenes should go and hug transformer
#proudlyImo #mbaitoli

Lol.
But Rosey Imo state marriage list na die in the whole of Igbo land o.

This one is still considerable.

AlexCk:
Hehehe,
I see, detective amicable , let's see if u can find that out,
I use to be ex-CIA, so cracking that secret will be difficult


Oh, thanks
Nah, it wasn't,
I think i like this one better

U know, "......ur spark that makes your idea bright"

Hahahaha.
You see?... I've got eyes for details
I notice the littlest of things

Are you sure you ain't getting ideas?

Hey! I haven't asked.
Why are you in this section of Nairaland?

One more thing, I like this new signature. I like the meaning

IVORY2009:
So be it, if the said marriage packed up, kobo will not be returned back, its like going to the market to buy stuff and u certify dat the items are in good condition before you leave the sellers shop, on no account will you bring back the item after purchases @ good condition.

Hahahaha.

Funny but true

alexistaiwo:
Oshey!!!
Special adviser to the presidency on bride price and other related matters.

Hahahaha.
I've crossed paths with this moniker somewhere .


Taiwo, hope you're moving down to IMO state to pick up your own list? When you do that, call me. I will haggle the prices and quantity of everything on the list for you

You must get your Imo bride this year

priscaoge:
Like seriously? I'm still proud of my village ARONDIZUOGU anytime anyday . Bride price is still 25naira till tomorrow, then the list won't cost u more than 150k(plus and minus) but maybe because of recession, prices of stuff in d market go dare (Ask anyone from Izuogu). Anything u wish to buy for the parents is solely from Ur heart and its not included in d list.

25 naira is still too much for bride price. It's less in my village. But the list is long sha (front and back )

And did you say anything you WISH to buy for the parents is solely from your heart? Mmmh, then it is either the men marrying the ladies are from your village or you've not witnessed one where the man if from 'away'.

The farther away the groom's village, the tougher it is to give their daughter out. I feel it is to scare the men but it's nothing.

I don't think it's true because one part of Mbaise that we went for traditional marriage, there were issues from their Ụmụnna claiming that d list isn't complete. They made so much trouble and insisted that the man should present everything, d groom nearly abandoned the whole thing. It was God's intervention that d case was settled. The bride was just crying because of the way those wicked elders messed her marriage up.

It is actually negotiable. Unless her father doesn't want to release her, if not, he can talk the elders into accepting what his in laws have brought.

AlexCk:
Buhahahaha
No fear na, na just pix, but was thinking of joining SWAT or maybe FBI, , so that I'll get a chance to say "FBI!, Freeze!! " hehehehe

CK?? , it's a secret , it's one ot those "if i tell ya, I'd have to kill ya" stuff.

Lol. You don't know me yet
That CK will be figured out soonest! I'm on it now.


Nice signature BTW.
You just changed it? It wasn't the same as the one you had earlier this morning .