₦airaland Forum

Lol.
Some people are just clowns.
Because the fellow is in one shanty in the 'first world' and has access to free WiFi connection, he feels he is ready for governance. Person wey no chop belle full before leaving Nigeria, all of a sudden thinks 'exposure' is synonymous with 'common sense'.
*sighs*

There are some Nigerians who after leaving this country shouldn't be allowed to step foot on our soil again.
We are better off without them.

A bunch of national disgrace!
If it is true that a fool at 40 is a fool forever, then a fool in a third world country is a fool in a first world country.

Emilokoiyawon:
[b]So, I was just in my office in the US relaxing (jejely) after a meeting, when I saw the post of UNN, Nsukka's provisional admission list released by the registrar Chris Igbokwe. So, I took a few minutes of my break time to peruse the names. I observed that over 99% of all the newly admitted students are ALL Igbos. Out of the over 15,000 admitted students I could only count about 10 confirmed Yoruba names. In fact, many of the departments do not have a SINGLE non-Igbo student admitted. This is a federal University for God sake! 99% from the same region! We understand that its situated in the East but haba take it easy Igbo people. When the Hausas do it, you are always the first to condemn them. The problem is that my Yoruba people in the SW will be the ONLY ones admitting erpeople based on merit from across the country to the detriment of our own people - because we want to be seen as decent human beings. The Hausas and the Igbos do not give a fvck. The are just too tribalistic. We should start doing in the SW what the Igbos are doing in Nsukka - No more admission for Igbo students in UNILAG etc. until the Igbos change their ways.[/b]

This is a big fat lie!
If you are in the US like you claim, then this cheap propaganda will be the least thing to come out of you!

Did you check the list of students who applied for admission into UNN first before 'perusing' the MERIT list? It is your type that peruse for the wrong reasons. I'm sure you saw your Yoruba brother's name in the end! Mr False bearer!

And just so you know, there was a blind Yoruba guy in my class. Full blooded Yoruba guy, blind! The people who assisted him through school, from the hostel to classes, to the library were not IBADAN boys! They were all Igbos!

I just hate to read crap like this. This OP! take your time o. Make I no see this sort of lie from you again. When Yoruba people fail to apply for admission into Eastern Uni, you'll sit in one corner and expect to see their names on Merit list. Keep waiting.

Babacele:
N600,000 . six hundred thousand naira. hmmm Amicable09 tell that your guy wey wan enter crime after 6 years of being jobless since graduation to come join this thread. from Potatoe chips, Soaps of all kinds, peanut candy which Northerners call 'alewan geida' , egg, Strongbest soft drinks, eczema and dandruff creams, pink lips balm that will make your pet green with envy ,to egg roll and kindred pastries plenty opportunities dey for am to become distributor oooo courtesy of Dr Karin001 ( CEO Practical Business skills In FCMG distribution ).

Lol @ pink lips balm
Babacele you just know how to finish me . No wahala sha but that my guy wey wan join crime dey learn work. He doesn't look to me as someone who can pull a crime string! Him no fit. Rat poison that he sold, he left it and went to read Zig Zigglar's book , he hasn't understood the empirical framework of how things work. Too much theory dey affect am.

But I'll mention my pink lip paddy to come here ASAP.
cc. Samhay. Coman learn how to make pink lip balm o

Tidamsel:
Yz o 2 okiemute u try jare evrdy is nt christmas

Everyday no be Christmas true true.
When she went back and climbed that stuff, I was hoping she'll Summersault since she hadn't done anything spectacular but unfortunately, the light just went dim and that was the end. *sad*

The film no sweet at all

Man Down!
Now I've come to the conclusion that this show is staged. There's a recurring trend - Saving the best for last!

With all the average performances seen tonight like their voices are stressed and they are afraid of the unknown which awaits them, I think they deserve a week of rest.

Kitay, I love your freestyle. It made up for what your dance lacked.

Okiemute, tonight wasn't your lucky night. I guess some days are like that.

Winner ... Lol. I love your song honestly but your hips lie small .

Dapo!!! At this point I got excited. Why? Because for the first time, they gave you your size. Like that MTN medium bundle data subscription package, you did not go for extra large like you did in Taxi Driver. Well done √

Pere , you have won my heart with your playfulness. Even if you just come on stage and smile at us on a Dancehall night, I'll dance .

Elizabeth!!!! Tonight, you not only shot a man but you shut down an entire show. You told a story in a very compelling way, so so detailed with so much information to put you behind bars . We understand that you didn't mean to kill him but you did and that is enough to grant you 'bail'

I'm giving you my vote this week
For me, Show Down!

sleepyeyez:
Ahhh! My love. Seemss like ur boss/lecturer(dnt no which)isntgiving u breathing space. For what?! Let me have his phone numbe!

Lol.
Okay, Lemme give you his number. Can I have your kpalasa?

Today, in her office she is expecting a young graduate. She looks at the wall clock as she sips her cocoa drink from her mug. Looking around the office her gaze falls on the adorable frame on her desk. The many plaques hanging on the walls and bookshelf doesn't give her as much pleasure as the satisfaction of beholding the beautifully framed picture of her family. Her father had wanted her to marry his friend's son - Ben who studied Medicine and Surgery in the U.S and was practicing in John Hopkins Hospital. He permitted her to go to school not so that she can practice what she studied but so it can fetch her a good educated husband as that seemed to be in vogue during her time. Educated men married educated women. Elite married elite. That just made sense. For her father, educating Maria (now Mrs. Alabi) when members of his age-group who had daughters and had began inviting him to join them in drinking palm wine from their daughter's suitors was an investment he believed would yield dividends in the nearest future and the nearest future was having his friend ask for his daughter's hand in marriage on behalf of his son as he had come to do.

Mrs. Alabi, much to her parents chagrin turned down the proposal because she was still studying Shorthand and Typewriting in Enugu. Even though then, it didn't look like there was any prospect for typewriters judging by the number of ladies in Institute Of Management and Technology, Enugu studying the course. Her determination to complete her studies and not just eke out a living for herself but starting her own non profit organization and scholarship programme before she clocked 50 was topmost on her mind.

She graduated with her peers, being the best student of her class attracted lots of newspaper houses and Government establishments down to Enugu to look for her. They had a sole purpose in mind - to offer her employment. From her days of starting out as a secretary in the Ministry of Trade and Investment, to joining an International organization where she began to grow to the point of being a consultant hasn't been achieved by wishful thinking. Her profile on LinkedIn is one every jobseeker delights in admiring. She has since lost count of the number of requests for CV reviews she receives from graduates monthly.

Currently at JobLand Consult where she works as the head of Human Resources, her wealth of experience and expertise speaks for itself. She's still always up to date with trends, knowledge of HR software and periodic trainings to stay relevant on her job. You'd expect a woman who studied Shorthand and Typewriting in the 80's to be outdated and no longer relevant in the business world where business engagements have gone beyond the activities that take place within the four walls of a company to the on-goings on the internet but that is not the case with Mrs. Alabi. When asked during interviews what her cutting edge is, she replies by saying her penchant for success and her desire to reach the top keeps her going and makes her stand out.

As she casts her mind back to her humble beginnings, she absentmindedly opens her email and shakes her head in embarrassment at the lack of creativity of the present day youths. 'There's so much for them to learn' she soliloquizes. But how can they learn if they are not taught?
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Audu is overexcited! One look at him and you can tell. Even though he was about 25 minutes behind time, he still was at ease. Lagos traffic as usual is responsible for this and should be blame. If he was made the Minister of Transport, it wouldn't take him more than a month to fix this problem. In theory he knows all the answers to the problems facing his country and the solutions are right at his fingertips. He's very confident that if made the President even for 24 hours only, he'll turn the nation around.

On getting to the company, he couldn't believe his eyes. Young ladies and gents just about his age all suited up. Some as employees, others as prospective employees. He sat by himself and began taking selfies. Moments like this, in magnificent buildings ought to be captured on camera he thought to himself. And so he took three good snapshots and uploaded two instantly on Facebook.

In less than 30 minutes of waiting at the reception, he started shivering. It was a culmination of the cold air and the tension he was beginning to feel as each person got called and was directed to an office. He waited for his turn to be called in. While waiting, a bespectacled young man asked him if he was there for his third interview which if successful will mean him joining the company, since he had not spoken for about 45 minutes since he got there, he found himself struggling with his gritted teeth. The words wouldn't come. His response was hanging in his throat. The more he tried to free his voice, the tighter his teeth gritted.

"Mr. Audu, please come with me."
Was the next thing he heard. An invitation to meet with Mrs. Alabi.

Will he be able to speak? Will he at least be able to say a good morning to the HR Manager? I fear for him.
Ever been embarrassed like Audu during a meeting or an interview?
It happened to me once

gara11:
Nope, I work too. Guess I'm nt as busy as you den. Well work

I guess so too
Hope they are not draining your battery there sha? .

Ehen, that reminds me, the contestants have no phone in the house. How then are they communicating with you guys on WhatsApp

Dumeje:
I understand your point(s) very clearly but I do not think you understand mine.
Do you know Myles Munroe, the late Motivatinal speaker/writer from Bahamas who died few years ago in a plane crash? No? I have virtually all his books. Zigziglar, John C.Maxwell, Mike Murdock, Ben Carson, Robert Greene etc etc, I have all thier works.

Bros all what you wrote here arent new to me. Infact I can write you a doctoral thesis/dissertion on self help/empowerment. I have applied all these principles, but all na lie !!

This!
This oversabi response you just put up here, is your problem. You should be thankful I didn't see this thread earlier before good people of NL began giving you advice. I for give you mine wey for sure go put you in crimes section, I no dey waste time.

You sell rat poison yet rats still full everywhere for gutter, you come stop. Go back to that rat poison my brother, in it, you can commit crime or make money. Sell rat poison like no one has ever sold it, learn how to produce and package it nicely. Take it to people's homes and watch your pocket grow fat.

That's all I can say for now.

gara11:
Madame, where ve u bn? U aren't on d watsapp group?

Hey hon, I'm not.
Honestly being on the WhatsApp group will just mean me deceiving myself. Since yesterday, I've only come online tonight ie at 9:30 pm after I left work.

I replied Sleepy's message on my way home. It's that bad. I have a couple of assignments to still submit, that's why I'm awake. I'm pressed for time sweetheart. I wish I can have time like I used to but I guess that phase of my life has passed. Now I am fighting hard to keep up even with threads I started.

Are you a student?

sleepyeyez:
Amicable my luv!wer hast thou been? All this talk bout pink. Hmm

Lol. Sleepy sleepy my dear, no mind me o. Na Sam start am.
Just think of pink as a girly colour

samhay:
U av to see wat am talking abt

Amen to ur prayer.



Come to my room



I like her too o,abeg o,just dat she can make money being an ambassador too.




Omalicha no mind amicable jare.
Aw av u been?



Can some1 find Gbemisola0209 for me.... There is a reward!!!

Sam, Oya post a picture of your pink lips or I'll post a picture of my pet that will make your head tumble

gara11:
Agent 009, this is your latest Mission : find Gbemisola0209 ASAP

Mission status : critical


previous mission suspended till she is found

I have brought Gbemmy to our door step!
Please, can I have my reward now?

Welcome back Gbemmy

gara11:
Lol @you kissing ur pet Fowl. U don paint picture for my head

Lol. Gara I hope you have the right picture A pink beak fowl is the exact picture of my pet , discard black beak fowls

samhay:
Putting u on stage without prior knowledge of whatbu can so is a risk o.

No need 60:40 something.
I will draw a contract u will sign.

Aw does dat sound?



I dare not mock her since am not perfect.
Come to think of it,I was 1s like her as a kid, but God bless 'MUMMY AYO' and give her more long life for me, I grew to control every single part of my body and became a cute dude with a natural 'Pink lip' u will crave to kiss.

Lol. I don't go about kissing pink lips hon otherwise I for dey kiss my pet fowl .
God bless Mummy Ayo for teaching you how to groom your body.

Jazmiynne:
Lol Political answer, shoulda known better than asking yu here. Pardon my ill manners pls

I'm doing good though

Lol. Ayam not a politician na

samhay:
U no miss jare,just dat afta offending d cameraman yesterday, dat guy just dey follow her mouth upandan.

You wan mock person abi?
I'll leave you in the hands of Baby to finish you

samhay:
OK.

Send me ur CV for review 1st

Am just afraiding, u might go ahead and displace Bolanle and make Joseph fall for u.

Let's hook u up for season 10......

Aw much will I gt?

Lol.
CV reviews are bad pointers in this era as I've come to realize. Just put me on stage and I'll deliver

60:40 deal.
What do you say?

samhay:
Kitay and Pere r clowns and by d way,dey got a bad song I must say.

Dapo is so cautious. The fear of the king is d beginning of wisdom.

Sincerely, I will blame her family(Parents) especially for Okiemute' s uncontrollable habit. Its a pity.

Anyway,she can be an ambassador for Lipstick and Lip gloss company.

I have missed some things again!
Okay, wetin Okiemute talk? She don misyarn this week? I watched their visit to beat fm with my sister and she was just like, 'why in the heavens is that girl not going to allow that boy (Pere) sing his song alone? ' It didn't end there. She come para when she saw that her hand was still on his shoulder. Lol.

Okiemute, I guess does certain things without knowing.

And yea, she will make a good brand ambassador for black and purple lipstick

samhay:
Ahhhh no ooo,not starting any forum o,its just for the fun of it, my guest wey got embarrassed sef make d stuff tire me, Prolly afta d show,we all agree on what to do to the group.

How I get their number?
Bring ur ear let me whisper it.


I dnt work with MTN o,but if na to join dem on stage,we fit epp u,but 1st wetin u wan do on stage?
Steal Joseph?
R u a comedian?
Wat do u comed?
U study Mass Com/Theatre Art?
You wan do intern?
You wan act Falz the bhadgirl?

Tell me 1st

Lol @ what do you want to comed?
I want to be in their middle Sam. I can't remember what they called it again, intern or something. That's the one I want

Jazmiynne:
SisterGirl hope u are good... Whatsup with the present?

I'm good dearie Thanks for the concern. I'm taking it one day at a time.
How're doing? Everything good with you right? Good morning.

Lol @ ojibijibijibi. Papa Ajasco's style

Sleekyshuga, indeed Pere and all the contestants had massive fun on Sunday abi na Saturday now. Confusing me. Since people watch it before Sunday. The fun on stage was clear and Pere who seemed like the only shy one left has totally loosened up. I like that.

Luvmijeje, you're right. originality is key. Once you start mimicking others, you'll try so hard to keep up. I just hope Winner learns this and stop trying to be like anyone else. She should capitalize on her strength.

Shammak , I'll consider but I'm not on that WhatsApp group. I see everyone is dropping their mobile numbers here, Samhay wan start forum? How did he get the contestants digits sef? I've always had the feeling that this guy may be working with MTN. Sam, I want to join Joseph and Bolanle on stage. You fit connect me?

tollyB:
thank you...
And ferdybaba too...
Amicable09 m finding you...

Lol. Ayaf loss!
Watch me on NTA by 8pm today so you can find me .

Hope you had a swell day? Babe, come and take me out this weekend na? I want to go out but have no where to go to. *sad face*
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Ferdyboss , awayu?
Happy Eid Mubarak. Hope you've had some ram to eat? Erm... I did what I call social resignation . It is a practice not common in Nigeria but can be found in the states . I am living my American dream in Nigeria before the harsh Naija reality dawns, I hope I get another job.

I watched the show late though but the excitement I must say hasn't worn out.

Tonight, like Tupac sang, 'All Eyes On Me!', I felt the song was for Pere and his mum. I couldn't take my eyes off them even after his performance. It was every shade of emotions expressly expressed!

Getting his mum as old as she is to dance waist dance was a hit! I had no excuse not to join in the dance. Pere's waist too is very flexible . *I no talk anything o*. Lol.

Winner wanted to spoil the taste of the food in my mouth but thank God for the other contestants.

Dapo was cool. Doing his thing like last Born of MTN.

Elizabeth and her dance! Although her first performance felt like an Olumba Olumba show. I did not understand it well. But her weird MC performance made up for that.

Kitay! Mmmh, this guy's Ikebe performance was hilarious . Always delivering excellent performances. Kudos! Like I always give him.

Okiemute!!! This babe suppose go take bed for rehab true true cos she don mad before . Her energy on stage is out of this world. What manner of girl is this that even trumpet player had to blow trumpet for her bumbum! Haba!

Straight ticket to Psychia abeg
Altogether, it was an amazing show.