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CultureShow Us The Pictures Of Masquarade In Your Area by AmuDimpka(op): 7:24am On Jan 04, 2020
Happy new year, as we have travelled this Xmas , we have seen different cultures in East and Niger Delta ...these two zones travel more during Christmas due to their love for culture and Christianity ..also the middle belt travel also ...can we see the pictures of masquarade in your towns .

This would be for the sake of posterity and also a way to showcase the culture of your village

CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by AmuDimpka: 11:50am On Jan 03, 2020
magicminister:
Lol!!

The people that sat in their cars and watched this are the cause of this bullshit! If I was the driver, I would keep driving without stopping. Nigerians need to learn that their are things worse than death and being oppressed is one of them. I’d rather die than be oppressed!!
It depends on the region of the country...this might not happen in Niger Delta or maybe in some areas of SE...just saying
CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by AmuDimpka: 11:41am On Jan 03, 2020
Something is wrong with the black man
CrimeRe: Vigilante Group Arrests 3 Suspected Kidnappers Along Lokoja-Abuja Road (photos) by AmuDimpka: 9:29am On Jan 03, 2020
princekalani:
Good news. Nice work @ vigilante guys
CelebritiesRe: Samuel Ajibola "SPIFF" Set To Marry , Shares Pictures by AmuDimpka: 3:39am On Jan 03, 2020
nuelzy:
I don't get... The lady looks older..


Abi spiff nah local fowlhuh
How you take know
SportsRe: 'FIFA VAR' Introduced In Village Football Competition In Imo State (photos) by AmuDimpka: 3:35am On Jan 03, 2020
SweetJoystick:
grin VAR kor, TV ni
In My Own Humble Opinion,and Without Any Intention To Offend Anybody, With A View Devoid Of Sentiments And Hypochrist I'm Saying This Though I No It May Offend Some And Please Some,but As A Patriotic Citizen And Devoted Christian Catholic Without Twisting Tongue Or Shying Away From The Truth,i Will Say That By The Mere Looking At The Issue And Subject Matter Here I Categorically Say That I Got Absolutely Nothing To Say!!!

Happy New Year To Everybody In The House!!
CelebritiesRe: MI Abaga- It's Becoming Clearer By The Day That Celebs Don't Like Me by AmuDimpka: 3:35am On Jan 03, 2020
LUGBE:
It is well with you
In My Own Humble Opinion,and Without Any Intention To Offend Anybody, With A View Devoid Of Sentiments And Hypochrist I'm Saying This Though I No It May Offend Some And Please Some,but As A Patriotic Citizen And Devoted Christian Catholic Without Twisting Tongue Or Shying Away From The Truth,i Will Say That By The Mere Looking At The Issue And Subject Matter Here I Categorically Say That I Got Absolutely Nothing To Say!!!

Happy New Year To Everybody In The House!!
RomanceRe: What's That Misconception That People Have About You? by AmuDimpka: 10:09pm On Jan 02, 2020
victorian:
People think I'm too expensive to maintain angry



But in the real sense of the word :i simply have taste. That's all o.


A lil bit of class, shouldn't hurt no one nah.
Are you property that we maintain? Grow up this year
CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Kaduna-abuja Train by AmuDimpka: 7:16pm On Jan 02, 2020
Sonnyboom:
Where did I indicate Igbo did the bombing ? I am just telling your royal Igbo foolishness that Nigeria is safer under Buhari compared to Ebele. You Igbo were very OK with daily or weekly bombing of Abuja Kano Bornu etc under Ebele but your fathers are now wailing under Buhari where the bombing is history.

The hypocrisy of everyday foolish Ebo like u.
Abeg get sense this 2020
CrimeRe: "I was Paid N210k To Use Favour Daley-Oyedele For Rituals" - Pastor by AmuDimpka: 10:19am On Jan 02, 2020
My sophisticated host
Car TalkRe: When Did You Buy Your First Car And How Much Was It? by AmuDimpka: 10:16am On Jan 02, 2020
MajorWarren:
Never really needed a car but after years of my boys pushing me to get one and location change I think I’ll finally do it. Only thing holding me back is I haven’t found a car I like yet. cry
Bro Benz or nothing ....
Maybe Bemmaar
Car TalkRe: When Did You Buy Your First Car And How Much Was It? by AmuDimpka: 10:14am On Jan 02, 2020
dicksonadams:
How easy is it to get part for the Chevy
Maryland... Before Onigbongbo beside can cantonment by side of STANBIC AND ACCESS BANKS
Car TalkRe: When Did You Buy Your First Car And How Much Was It? by AmuDimpka: 10:13am On Jan 02, 2020
cuteralph101:
How I spent over 2.6 million on a car that gets me sad, embarrassed and frustrated. Now I am getting depressed…

Last year 22 June is one day I can't easily forget. I just got myself a Toyota Camry 2007 for my 25th Birthday. I bought the car for 1.8m from a very good friend of mine (8 years together). He buys and sells used and foreign (tokunbo) cars although not a certified dealer. He drove the car down to my loc and I accessed the car I was shocked as it was far from what I expected. On inspecting the car, I was not so impressed, despite having a california plate number like heck this shit supposed be better than i anticipated. The sound of the car was too noisy, the vibrations from the dashboard, the windscreen cracked (about 28inches), the interior a bit neat but the sound system to the gear lever area was not so neat. I began to doubt the prize of the car but we already negotiated at 1.8m. I asked if this car is okay, he affirmed that it is and can't sell a problem to his brother.

I drove the car out to look for a car diagnosing company but it was a rainy day had to come back not being able to get a car company to check the car. The car consumes fuel a little bit more than conventional 4 plugs and it raised further doubt about the roadworthiness of the car but what do I know car was moving although skips when entering gear 3. I didn't know much about all this as overtime I didn't put the discipline of owning a car with this being my second car am so ashamed. Went back home I asked my friend what's wrong with the car he affirmed again that nothing is wrong. A month later I started noticing oil stain where I park. I bent over and saw oil dripping my heart almost skipped while this is a small issue (I knew this later) I trembled…this car is just a month old. I spent 31k fixing this shit cos I was too busy to inspect the repairs. A week later the same issue occurred. This was getting too much.

This got me sad and mad and I was already regretting the choice of getting a car. I later opted for a car company (My worst mistake). Oil seal was fixed 4 times in 7 months oil keeps dripping from the engine. Between this period the car abruptly stops on the road and sometimes won't even start after parking. I suffered all this with a faulty steering pump which causes the steering to be stiff. Some car companies aren't trustworthy and won't likely be the solution to your car problems...but they got my car moving each time it breaks down and I paid the exorbitant cost for minor repairs for fear of this roadside mechanics. The drill continued and I kept repairing and kept paying. The worst happened in March this year when I had a hit with a reckless driver. The bonnet bent a little and bumper beyond repair. I painted the car after 11 days. I told a panel beater working with the painter to bring the car home for me on reaching close the car stopped. Suffered to get it home as the car keeps draining charged batteries.

The next day I called the car company to come take the car for checks and possible repair. The next day I was told the engine has to be ringed that it's not the alternator. Bill of 169k for everything. I opted for a new engine (2AZ and was billed 300k for everything by the same company). I also bought shaft for both legs (55k). The former engine I was told is now scrapped and would be sold for a small amount (I left it for them). The car was with them for about 7 weeks as I wasn't around. When the car was out, AC no longer working. I called and was told the compressor is bad and needs to be changed. Why me! Bill 148k Like my God what have I done...? I spent 96k to fix AC (I had to call someone else from the neighboring state). I discovered that the AC had been fixed before and resulted to change most of the AC components. had to rethink this whole spending, right now my windscreen is bad can't see well when it's raining, my headlamp bad not bright, my exhaust very noisy unwanted sound from the manifold and consumes fuel, the legs need to be checked again (camber bushing or what do they call it) and interior needs fixing. Other issues although not certain is the suspension.
After penning my frustration in this piece Nairaland kept banning me from uploading…I gave up trying. The worst right now my gear doesn't select after a journey of 112km to and fro where I base. I need to share this experience so people can learn from this.
The estimate for expenses carried out so far on repairs so far should be over 850k in one year (major repairs: New Engine + Shaft 355k, AC 96k, Legs [fixed twice] 64K {break pads, hub, tie rod, bushing etc}) (minor repairs: oil seal repair 4 times around 80k (new oil every time to put a new oil seal), Nozzle + Plugs + Fan + Key starter 44k, Exhaust (net) 10.4k. Others: painting 60k and panel beating 15k. (all of this excluding gear) Bought tires several times as they keep peeling off from bad alignment although Belgium tires. There are others I can't remember right now. All this excluding fuel. I honestly can't continue like this. Cars been parked for 4 months now. I cant kill myself

Am sad cry
He sold you a flooded car.... Bros that car is a form. Of punishment from the village folks to you

Trust me ! Beg them
Car TalkRe: When Did You Buy Your First Car And How Much Was It? by AmuDimpka: 10:05am On Jan 02, 2020
Freshprince91:
May God deal with some dealers.
My 2001 Ford Mondeo bought from Cotonou in August for 1M almost ruined my life even though most of the repairs i paid for were normal routine maintenance (AC Compressor, evaporator & blower, 2 oxygen sensors, front brake pads, 1 spare tyre, 1 complete set of fuel pump (car rejected two before i was told to get a complete set) and front shock absorber but i wasn't expecting the repairs to pile up within the first 6 months.
I deployed the car on Uber /taxify but i never overworked the car within the 3 months its been on the platform but the car has set me back by 210,000 naira .Two weeks ago , i observed the vibration and jerking in traffic which has been reoccurring but when i slide the gear into neutral or Park , it stops. The mechanic said i need to get new engine seats and service the car ( done 8000km/6000miles already on Lagos roads ) before 10th of January next year.
Its a sad situation really seeing a Tokunbo car draining your pocket.
Cars are luck.... Tokunbo might gone you problems while Nigerian used wouldn't

Apart from that Ford is a bad brand... Be it new, tokunbo or Nigerian
FamilyRe: What Are Mistakes You Made In 2019 That You Wouldn't Like To Repeat After 12am? by AmuDimpka: 3:34pm On Jan 01, 2020
darkCoal:
Betting is fucking addictive. I have a bet addict as a friend, he can sell his both eyes to get money for betting. I hope you overcome it.
Betting is very wrong thing
FamilyRe: What Are Mistakes You Made In 2019 That You Wouldn't Like To Repeat After 12am? by AmuDimpka: 3:27pm On Jan 01, 2020
doggedfighter:
See them. Chimneys grin grin grin
lol.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by AmuDimpka: 12:19pm On Jan 01, 2020
degamemaster:
No, she didn't because she's white and I don't live in Nigeria.
even if she is white don't we have gullibles whites
FamilyRe: What Are Mistakes You Made In 2019 That You Wouldn't Like To Repeat After 12am? by AmuDimpka: 11:08am On Jan 01, 2020
OgunLaakaye:
To always walk with my cigarette lighter and not always assume I will find at my destination or wherever I need one
That thing show me...flesh and bone didn't expose this to you
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by AmuDimpka: 10:52am On Jan 01, 2020
degamemaster:
My only annoyance now is that my new girlfriend kept me waiting all through last night and I have not heard from him. I just met her on Christmas eve and boom, it feels like she have been looking for me all through her life and everything began smoothly to the extent we have planned to move in to my new apartment together so we had to go the market and bought everything to clean up the place and set a new 2020 goal, after that she told me that she will be going to her own apartment to fix some things and also make her hair nd then come back to me in the night. I waited until this morning so I had to leave for work now.

Nairalanders I'm in pain now but I wish you all a Happy New Year.
That your girlfriend has sold her brain to RCCG..he no get sense
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by AmuDimpka: 10:48am On Jan 01, 2020
Nwaonyishi69:
Are this RCCG pronouncements not mere permutations or forecasts? I hope we understand what prophecy is. These permutations mean nothing different from the craze for games betting, these are no spiritual statements except in mentions of RCCG followers, sin and prayers.
Religion and common sense don't walk hand in hand
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by AmuDimpka: 10:47am On Jan 01, 2020
Ekpeitut:
Lol. I see what you did there bro. I'm not a religious person but I believe in the Almighty creator. My common sense has been intact from day one.
Believing in God is different....religion adherent is a different thing


God gave us common sense to use

Religion take away that common sense for any adherent ...

Common sense means that you can't kill yourselves for 72 pussiês

But common sense tells you that you hutsle here on Earth to get the 72 pussiês
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by AmuDimpka: 9:40am On Jan 01, 2020
Bukasint:
*Pastor Bastin 2020 Prophecies*

1. I see SARS killing innocent Nigerian

2. Ogun State will maintain it's RAPE Capital of Nigeria

3. Husband will kill wife.

4. Wife will kill husband.

5. A prominent politician will die.

6. Plane crash will happen in the world.

7. Herdsmen will kill farmers.

8. Nigerian married celebrity will divorce

9. Police will kill guys back from Club.

10. Church pastor will do fake miracles.

11. Boyfriend will use girlfriend for ritual.

12. Pastors will ride more expensive cars.

13. Boko-Haram will strike again.

14. House maid would be maltreated by madam.

15. God will surprise the broken hearted.

16. Lassa Fever will breakout in the North.

17. Father will sleep with daughter.

18. Fuel tanker will fall and catch fire

19. Market will be brunt.

20. Yahoo boys will die

21. Musicians will crash and burst into each other

22. Fuel will increase in price

23. MTN will lose customers

24. Bobrisky will shake Nigerians.

25. Sex tape would be released.

26. Condom will burst during sex.

27. People will cry and say why did I vote Buhari.

28. More Marlians will emerge

29. Big Brother Nigeria will hold and more sex

30. Jesus Christ will shocked and say so this is the people I died for.
Where is your church ? LoL
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by AmuDimpka: 9:38am On Jan 01, 2020
Ekpeitut:
If SIN causes earthquake then NIGERIA ought to be wiped off the face the continent. The stench of our evil and wickedness has reached the high heavens.
For you to be a good adherent of any religion...throw away your common sense but you are still with yours..how can you be a good follower
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by AmuDimpka: 9:37am On Jan 01, 2020
This is bullshiìt...this ain't prophecy this is speculation and prediction .you are guestimating


Abeg
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mob Sets Two Dangote Trucks Ablaze After Crushing Two To Death In Ogun by AmuDimpka: 9:17am On Jan 01, 2020
In is this how they treat investors . ..investors take note
Car TalkRe: 10 Reasons That Toyota Corolla Was Crowned Nigeria’s Car Of The Year 2019 by AmuDimpka: 2:30pm On Dec 31, 2019
Any given day Benz is what it is ...not all these Toyotas
RomanceRe: Bride In Tears As Husband Cancels Wedding A Day To The Wedding by AmuDimpka: 2:28pm On Dec 31, 2019
Jodha:
Yhure right..very chilled..
...and he served the lady the meal
RomanceRe: Bride In Tears As Husband Cancels Wedding A Day To The Wedding by AmuDimpka: 2:27pm On Dec 31, 2019
All these hoes crying....the dude said he ain't doing again...that is his money, his wedding and his life he has moved on and called off the wedding


It's a man's world
RomanceRe: Bride In Tears As Husband Cancels Wedding A Day To The Wedding by AmuDimpka: 2:25pm On Dec 31, 2019
Jodha:
My sister ...not easy at all...

My thumbs hurt already... sad
The best revenge is served cold
RomanceRe: Bride In Tears As Husband Cancels Wedding A Day To The Wedding by AmuDimpka: 2:22pm On Dec 31, 2019
catoluy:
SMH...these feminists. Because your man cheats, you want to cheat too?
Take them serious at your own peril...the man has moved on nicely. ..and they are here ranting while the girl is there heartbroken


A
RomanceRe: Bride In Tears As Husband Cancels Wedding A Day To The Wedding by AmuDimpka: 11:59am On Dec 31, 2019
AfroKnight:
cool









First of all, Thunder faya the woman who wrote this story.

That done, I’d love to salute the young man for refusing to be joined in Holy Matrimony with someone who betrayed his trust, and kept quiet about it, planning to sneak into the marriage with such a vile secret. He has done well. Money is not his problem that’s why he didn’t call the engagement off much sooner.

Let the entire clan behold the hôe they were billing the young man for. Is she worth the yams and kegs of palm wine? grin You people should be grateful the guy still went ahead with the arrangement up to this point. You can entertain yourselves with the gifts. New year party is in full swing wherever the guy is. I wish I could send him a bottle of fine wine to celebrate the new year.



A king!
The greatest thing a man might find it hard to forgive is a cheating wife

I stand with the man

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