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Romance › Re: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Of All Tribes by amuokuko: 4:55am On Aug 07, 2016
badaoyeyemi:
I wanna meet ur mama..I wanna meet ur papa..singing tongue(na fuse sing am nooo)
Oya sing ya own from ya heart.
Romance › Re: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Of All Tribes by amuokuko: 4:49am On Aug 07, 2016
badaoyeyemi:
Am not trying to be tribalistic....but talking from experience....wen dey see a beautiful GURL dey assume she's from d eastern part of d country...atimes wen i go to the market dey will be like u be Igbo joor Yoruba no dey fine...abeg who dey fine pass....
Bae u nah fyn gal.
Can I take u to mama?
Sports › Re: BREAKING: NFF Picks Gernot Rohr As Super Eagles Coach by amuokuko: 4:42am On Aug 07, 2016
NFF - No Future Federation

Soon they will also employ Koby Bryant as head Coach of our Super chickens.
Education › Re: Check Out My Junior's WAEC Result-Babafaros by amuokuko: 4:34am On Aug 07, 2016
badaoyeyemi:
Me sef dey vex...wanna upload my result too...doe it was 5yrs ago tongue
If the "F"s re up to six, pls do.
U might still get scholarship with it to study weaving..
Education › Re: Check Out My Junior's WAEC Result-Babafaros by amuokuko: 4:32am On Aug 07, 2016
Babafaros:
20 threads??

I don't get you

Once again to you the "Thomas" in our midst that doubts.. You can see his
examination number up there..
Simply buy WAEC Result Checker and see for yourself.
.
Me Buy WAEC result checkerhuh
U for talk say nah money to use buy Waec card u need..

Oya drop me Ur acct number make I pay in some used plastic cans.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Drug Kingpin Joaquin ‘el Chapo’ Guzman Escapes Mexican Prison Once Again by amuokuko: 4:07am On Aug 07, 2016
Oga dele stop this false news, I read same last 2 month.
Politics › Re: Governor Aregbesola Leads Entourage For Inspection Of New School In Osun by amuokuko: 4:03am On Aug 07, 2016
aresssa:
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I was expecting you to show us what your own village governors started and commissioned instead of the same meaningless rubbish you keep spewing...
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my as5.

Please tell that man who helped you out with the above, that villages in Nigeria don't ve governors..
Education › Re: Check Out My Junior's WAEC Result-Babafaros by amuokuko: 3:42am On Aug 07, 2016
Oga Sule, u ve opened 20 thread to show us this fake result..

Don't u get tiredhuh

Abi u dey find scholarship to go study Barbing..
Romance › Re: My Pre-wedding Photos. by amuokuko: 3:34am On Aug 07, 2016
OP, u get luck meet woman wey tall pass you else Aki and pawpaw go stroll pass ur window One night..

Wishing u guyz a blissful engagement and contentment lovemaking(yea people shy away from this)...

Off to quilox, I hear say wife full there...
Politics › Re: Governor Aregbesola Leads Entourage For Inspection Of New School In Osun by amuokuko: 3:22am On Aug 07, 2016
aresssa:
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]Showing us what your own village governors have started and commissioner or even inspecting like Aregbeshola would have sufficed instead of your usual meaningless hate and bitter parade.
Chisos onye Mbaise!!!!!!
Broz pls u ve won!!!!


See me see trouble ooo, this guy english just murdered my internet modern, had to borrow a phone to complete this..
Christianity Etc › Re: Help! A Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled Because Of Tithe Card by amuokuko: 2:59am On Aug 07, 2016
There was no where in the bible Jesus asked those he healed if they paid their tithe..

Tithe is a personal race with ur God.

OP, I feel like calling that ur friend an End Time f00l...

If nah me, god punish me if I say another word to that pastor or ve anything to do with that church..

Advise ur supposedly friend to go get it done in his galz church afterall who church wedding don Epp..

Suspecting that church wey nah jerry curl the pastors dey carry...
Politics › Re: Insecurity In Niger Delta: Dispute Over N8 Billion Holds Up Negotiations by amuokuko: 2:51am On Aug 07, 2016
8 billion just to negotiate with the terroristhuh
When Osun state got 1.2billion as monthly allocation...

Abeg can I get extra 5 able body guyz here, make we form our own Avengers, "Uwa Mmebi Avenger" we never can tell, Seun may pay us 8 billion Zimbawe dollar..
Romance › Re: Malaysian Woman Cut Nigerian Man's Penis For Cheating (graphic Photo) by amuokuko: 2:39am On Aug 07, 2016
See as the prick do eye like say him no like kwaff..
Politics › Re: Federal Ministries, Agencies Owe N93bn Electricity Bills – ANED by amuokuko: 2:36am On Aug 07, 2016
Instead of going after Govt debts to break even nd make profit nah to dey plan how to add to our suffering by increase bill...

End Time Association..
Education › Re: Is This The Best Waec Result So Far? by amuokuko: 2:32am On Aug 07, 2016
Some people blind nii..

Have u guyz asked the OP why he covered the top part of the result, kindly check other pinshures he posted on various thread he has opened and see he kept covering that part with his dirty fingures..

Am sure if Adekunle Gold is here to remove that dirty fingure of his, u will see "Western African Expo Centre"
Education › Re: WAEC Result Of A Student From St. Francis Catholic College, Oyo. by amuokuko: 2:27am On Aug 07, 2016
I am very sure where those figures re covering has "West African Expo Centre"

Bleaching and dyeinghuh
I sure say when this guy go open bleaching Spa, even centre of yansh go dey respect his concoctions..
Politics › Re: Governor Aregbesola Leads Entourage For Inspection Of New School In Osun by amuokuko: 2:16am On Aug 07, 2016
His building his retirement benefit and people re giving him accolade..

The man is copying Tinubu, if u doubt this, come to Ajegunle in lagos, a model state school was built during his administration but go there today, it's now a private school registered under his wife's name..

This is just the one I know cous my mum was deployed there.

Secondly, with that beautiful edifice, is it the same bankrupt govt that will pay new teachers and maintain such edificehuh

Be wise...
Phones › Re: Airtel Gains, MTN Loses As NCC Releases Update On Internet Usage In Nigeria by amuokuko: 2:05am On Aug 07, 2016
With the hunger in Nigeria, I don't think there would be up to 10 million internet users by December 2016, courtesy Buhari Restavék policy...

For MTN, they will reduce more, make I just collect micro sim from Airtel..
Science/Technology › Re: River Niger Will Soon Overflow – NEMA Warns Nearby Communities by amuokuko: 1:58am On Aug 07, 2016
Come oooo..
They should leave immediately and go live on trees abi the houses they live in is movablehuh

This govt useless ooo, instead of providing a temporary safe zone, they re here prophesying doom...
Science/Technology › Re: River Niger Will Soon Overflow – NEMA Warns Nearby Communities by amuokuko: 1:46am On Aug 07, 2016
Is there no way NEMA can channel the flooding to Sambisa foresthuh

NEMA wey can do guess work...
Crime › Re: Police Nabbed Keke Napep Driver For Towing His Keke Like This (photos) by amuokuko: 1:42am On Aug 07, 2016
Am I the only one seeing that question that Osmiri guy askedhuh

That guy is damn funny...

Go to Lion building nd see how Keke re arrested and u will be wondering if keke re now criminals...
Politics › Re: Military Officers Shot Dead In Niger State by amuokuko: 1:27am On Aug 07, 2016
If Buhari ve supported GEJ when he lost the 2011 election, I am very sure the issue of armed bandits would ve been reduced to its barest minimum..

Now Buhari is reaping from where he sowed..

I just pity our soldiers that re at the receiving end...
Politics › Re: Cynthia Whyte Lists Jonathan, Akpabio,Wike As Avengers Sponsors- SaharaReporters by amuokuko: 1:16am On Aug 07, 2016
Labbish!!!

Why did they not name Fayose too...

No be today wey una don dey point fingers towards GEJ, GEJ is responsible for Dollar rise, Gej is responsible for NDA, GEJ is responsible for bad CBN policy

Come!! una no dey tire niihuh

Small time GEJ go also dey responsible for una weak erect1on...
Investment › Re: I Am A Stocks Trader And Am Offering To Help Those Who Want To Invest by amuokuko: 1:07am On Aug 07, 2016
OP, giving analysis will be ur selling point because a Bus conductor can just type what u ve just done..
Travel › Re: Motor Accident Leaves One Dead, 11 Injured In Ogun (photo) by amuokuko: 1:04am On Aug 07, 2016
Thank God for the 11 who survived..

RIP to d deceased..
Nairaland General › Re: Finally Killed The Big Rat That Ate My Carton Of Indomie ( Pictures) by amuokuko: 10:52pm On Aug 06, 2016
Op, be mindful so that u don't kill ur landlord.
Phones › Re: Another scammer detected. See him by amuokuko: 10:19pm On Aug 06, 2016
The Ediot that tried me this week..

Events › Re: Young Woman's Obituary Poster Goes Viral As She Appears To Be Saying "Bleep You" by amuokuko: 8:44pm On Aug 06, 2016
What of a situation, it's her only grown pix..

Using myself as example, if I was late during my secondary school dayz prior to matric, the only pinshure that would be available is my 1yr pix and passport used during admission.

Secondly, the parents/siblings might not know what the sign signifies as village chief priest family..
Travel › Re: Disabled Boy Spend 2 Hours Stopping Keke Napep By The Road Side by amuokuko: 7:45pm On Aug 06, 2016
OP, be lying for Africa...

U re accurate time keeper..
Monitoring spirit and my fellow linus..

U were so jobless to ve kept monitoring this young boy for 3hrs until a ninja Samurai picked him..

Nwanne Lie mohammed.

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