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Education › Re: The Hostel Nnamdi Azikiwe Built For UNN In Poor State (Photos) by amuokuko: 9:45am On Aug 13, 2016
johnmartus:
why he no complete it before he die? beside what about his son who just left office? azikwe ebele Jonathan?
The same reason why u will die without having a working brain..
Family › Re: Woman Dies With Pregnancy After Falling Twice Inside A Pit In One Week by amuokuko: 9:33am On Aug 13, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
Boss, Good morning!
Morning masta..
Crime › Re: Criminals Finally Caught In Nkwerre, Imo State (photo) by amuokuko: 7:22am On Aug 13, 2016
See their head like Abunne..

The guy on the second pinshure just be like person wey Mynd44 ban..
Family › Re: Woman Dies With Pregnancy After Falling Twice Inside A Pit In One Week by amuokuko: 7:15am On Aug 13, 2016
Hmm...
Detective Amuokuko rolls sleeve..

* E be like say the woman dey "shine" eyez before she go use the pit toilet ..

Or

*there could be a shitty-mammi in those pit afterall there is mammi-water in our rivers..

Rip Ma.

Rolls back sleeve.
Detective Amuokuko is out...
Business › Re: See How Aliko Dangote Got Painted By Ayeola Ayodeji by amuokuko: 7:07am On Aug 13, 2016
Until this artist draws me a Ghost, then I will know he is good.
Christianity Etc › Re: Girl Dies From Lethebo Rabalango's Speaker In His Church (Photos) by amuokuko: 6:58am On Aug 13, 2016
Make this pastor come put his speakers too on Nigeria, make this parasitic govt die...
Celebrities › Re: E-money & Wife Pose In His Mercedes Land Jet by amuokuko: 6:55am On Aug 13, 2016
If I no get this money before I die, either devil or Jah will not ve peace oooo..
Cous ama steal from whichever I find myself in His territory...
Politics › Re: Nnamdu Kanu To Legal Team: You Are Sacked For Speaking Against Nda by amuokuko: 6:50am On Aug 13, 2016
dunkem21:
LOL cheesy.. but Okuko onwere amuhuh
Nwanne, u ve to be observant to spot it's Amu..

Abi when you see the cock climb from behind, do u think they re playing Ludohuh
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Makes Surprise Visit To Former Prostitutes by amuokuko: 6:47am On Aug 13, 2016
Pope flexing..

Romance › Re: These Pictures Will Really Urge You To Go On Date With A Military Man by amuokuko: 6:39am On Aug 13, 2016
Come ooo, why police pinshure no dey therehuh

Are they not also uniform guyz abi their uniform go spoil the nice uniformed men collection..

Can't wait to join Christ End Time Soldier inorder to snap my own pinshure..
Politics › Re: Nnamdu Kanu To Legal Team: You Are Sacked For Speaking Against Nda by amuokuko: 6:29am On Aug 13, 2016
Nah this kind thread person dey use get 3 month Ban because Mynd don carry stool siddon inside this thread..

See deleted comments eferiwhere..
Politics › Re: Nnamdu Kanu To Legal Team: You Are Sacked For Speaking Against Nda by amuokuko: 6:18am On Aug 13, 2016
Let it be known that I, Militant Amuokuko is solidly behind Nnamdi Kanu in this Unjust detention and that Niger Delta Avengers will do all possible best to ensure we get Kanu released.

Ndi igbo and our patriotic South South re solidly behind you Sir, Moses of our time..
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Man With Fake N9.8Million Notes In Kwara (Photos) by amuokuko: 6:18am On Aug 13, 2016
Umu nwanne Buhari making us proud..
Romance › Re: Man Tries Committing Suicide In Lekki Ikate Roundabout ,asks For N5m by amuokuko: 6:15am On Aug 13, 2016
Him neva jam, when he was voting Buhari, he was shouting Sai Baba..

Oga do quick kill ya self instead of committing suicide.

BUHARI - Bringing Untold Hardship And Rising Inflation..
Sports › Re: Joseph Yobo: Why We Visited To Buhari by amuokuko: 5:58am On Aug 13, 2016
Hahahahahahahaha..

This Yobo is multi talented, from Football now to politics...
Abeg oga Yobo, go follow cut ya own national cake, no be only them Edwin Clark sabi chop am..
Nairaland General › Re: The Beautiful Killers by amuokuko: 5:51am On Aug 13, 2016
No wonder!!!!

So this is how Lalasticlala get all those his off colour shoes he wears...

Lala onye Uwa mmebi, no wonder u re a snake collector when youth of ur age re Tax collectors..
Travel › Re: Two Pregnant Women, 10 Others, Die In Multiple Motor Accident In Akwa Ibom. PICS by amuokuko: 5:41am On Aug 13, 2016
youngest85:
Na lie o
Lie unto say una no sanction this accident from una Covenhuh

@Topic;

This is what u get when the Govt fails to plan, go to Abu Dhabi nd u will be wondering if there is no trailer in that part of the world, this is so because they ve road network for Trucks..

RIP to the deceased..
Celebrities › Re: Miss World Finalist Dies In Auto Crash by amuokuko: 5:33am On Aug 13, 2016
Were the tourist not properly oriented by the rental companyhuh..

Any which way, RIP Omaricha ndi Australia..
Politics › Re: At Last, Black Gold Find In Large Quantity In The North! by amuokuko: 5:28am On Aug 13, 2016
mikool007:
wat do u expect; wen d sun over der has melted d gold away
Hhaahahahah..

Are u saying they should expect a volcano soonhuh
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Uncovers Illegal Oil Wells, Shuts 12 Houses by amuokuko: 10:22pm On Aug 12, 2016
Oil wellhuh

So all this Oil well I haf been earing in the Niger Delta is made burst pipe nd plate for scoopinghuh

Nah mehn, I fear this kind Oil well..
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Uncovers Illegal Oil Wells, Shuts 12 Houses by amuokuko:
Oil well?v?

So all this Oil well I haf been earing in the Niger Delta is made of burst pipe nd plate for scoopinghuh

Nah mehn, I fear this kind Oil well..
Politics › Re: At Last, Black Gold Find In Large Quantity In The North! by amuokuko: 5:14pm On Aug 12, 2016
gocac:
Lol.... Can any good thing come out of northern Nigeriahuhhuh?? Just a question though
Is having 7 virgins after death not a good thinghuh
Politics › Re: At Last, Black Gold Find In Large Quantity In The North! by amuokuko: 5:11pm On Aug 12, 2016
ULSHERLAN:
Black gold is same as crude oil.

@op only if the SS and SE know that the north is blessed with alot of mineral resources, they wouldn't go about feeling like a demi god. Lake chad basin has always held large quantity of crude oil. Not surprised.

From a Geologist POV
Crude oil ko Coconut oil nii..
Sure the north has a lot of minerals like Coke, fanta, 7up, crush, Tandi etc.
Crime › Re: Breaking: Hausa Shoe Makers Kill Mother And Daughter In Imo State by amuokuko: 5:08pm On Aug 12, 2016
Don't they know the closest mosque aroundhuh


snezBaba:
Searching for Muslims for Revenge huh,so what's the difference between them and the Hausa's.No full story BTW
The difference is sending out a stern warning that we re not slaves that can be killed at choice..
Politics › Re: At Last, Black Gold Find In Large Quantity In The North! by amuokuko: 5:00pm On Aug 12, 2016
Black Goldhuh
Sure the Op meant Coal...
Phones › Re: Airtel *440*161# 1,500 For 6gb Is Actually 3gb On Android by amuokuko: 8:11am On Aug 12, 2016
The same Airtel am planning to port to soonhuh

MTN - Snail network
Airtel - Scam

Nah nitel I go come port toohuh
Crime › Re: Uzoamaka Chukwu: 3 Policemen Indicted, Orderly Room Trial Concluded by amuokuko: 7:09am On Aug 12, 2016
Oche211:
And what makes those wicked, barbaric men there wise?
Choose nd use ur words wisely.
Why all this people wey no get sense hardly mind their businesshuh
Would I ve used a derogatory word knowing fully well that a Chief banning Mod was mentionedhuh

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Politics › Re: People Criticizing PDP And Praising APC, Please Read.. by amuokuko: 6:30am On Aug 12, 2016
OP if say u get sense, u go know say APC and PDP nah the same(due to the names u mentioned) but today nah APC dey fore front, so it would be wrong leaving out APC wey be the same PDP to mention old PDP...

Old PDP started messing Nigeria up but when another PDP wey be APC come, Nigeria finish kpata Kpata..
Crime › Re: Uzoamaka Chukwu: 3 Policemen Indicted, Orderly Room Trial Concluded by amuokuko: 6:22am On Aug 12, 2016
dainformant:
cc; lalasticlala, mynd44
Them dey amongst those three wise men backing ushuh
Crime › Re: Uzoamaka Chukwu: 3 Policemen Indicted, Orderly Room Trial Concluded by amuokuko: 6:21am On Aug 12, 2016
Why. Re they hiding their useless faces..

But all the same, this nah police stunt because right from the dayz of Metusella, Nigerian police will always shield it's people..

Police Ndi Uwa Mmebi..

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