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Today, the dollar sold for #403 yet the Zombies still believe APC means Well for Nigerians..
Nwanne, we re in the season of "Ogwugwu Oge" according to Henry Fayol.

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The tasks include-
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The job is not a demanding job and its not stressful. 80% of your time will be spent relaxing.
The starting pay is N18,000/month and you can also earn bonuses.
Requirements:
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Interviews hold by appointment.

Why not say u re looking for House help..

Where two or more cars jam their selves it's called Jamboree...

Sure they will all blame the truck afterall nah only scratch him go get..

The thing wey for also make u commit Suicide like others be say nah 1k alert u dey expect..

U get luck sha..

I thought potent juju suspends itself in the air

This one nah End time flexing jazz..

Emmanuel ezeali, I know the badagry u grew up from ve this servitude mentality in you..

Kontinew, u might one day be a "Restavék" president..

I vote

KINGinVAHALA

Cc: NLJega

Barigaboy:
U guys r funny. U r predicting what u don't no. Did u ask d guy before he died on d reason why he is hanging himself? No u r just blaming it on Buhari n u will surprise if he tell u he is dying because Amaka broke his heart.

If Buhari economy had enabled him to take care of Amaka will amaka break his heart..

eagleonearth:
nwanne idi very funny oo. lol @ citizens happilly commiting suicide

Nwanne is that not we re experiencing now...

I vote the king himself:

KINGinVAHALA


CC: NLJega onye uwa mmebi..

Kneeling on the moon shouting with a loud voice "KINGinVAHALA is our only begotten crowned King let us go out there nd crown him King, Eze, Emir, Ooni"

When he wins be rest assured of alert from The Almighty...



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TeamSimple:
You can join them to make it 59 Mr record keeper just to prove Buhari is not working.

Capita FOOLISHNESS.

Rush home quickly, ur dad has done it..

Since Buhari took over for the past 1 year, I ve recorded 58 suicide death which supersedes number of suicide from 2010 to April 2015..

It's either there is frustration in the country or the gods re angry with us, not even more than 72 hrs A bank manager took his own life...

Buhari is working, citizens re happily committing suicide..

Lalasticlala, I hope those who will loose tonight Mr. Nairaland won't commit suicide..

KINGinVAHALA:
Good day my bosses and madams, thanks for all your supports so far, I must say I wouldn't have been here without your supports and encouragement. After weeks of vigorous campaigning, I happily inform you that voting for Mr Nairaland Contest 2016 has commenced. Please let's come together in making this dream a reality by voting for me, KINGinVAHALA as Mr Nairaland and with your votes victory would be ours at the end of the contest.

To vote kindly click on the link below and it would take you to the official voting thread then type

I VOTE KINGinVAHALA
cc NLJega

https://www.nairaland.com/3261218/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination/24#48086611

Please note that voting commences at 10am and it would end by 6pm.
THANKS!


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Baba I ve done the needful since nah.
Even crossed oceans to get u extra 2 more vote.

Lalasticlala come chop Bush kitchen rat....

KINGinVAHALA:
Kisses love!

So u no wan kiss me luv too...
Let him add one more person not to disqualify his vote...

I vote:

KINGinVAHALA. (Thread to smear u won me over)

Vizkiz (nah one fyn gal mzpec make me vote u)

Kennethe205 (got attracted because u re related to Lie mohammed, only u get 10 role model )

Cc: NLjega

Buhari ooooooooo!!!!!!!!

See what u ve caused..
Ur citizens now eat "Nkapi" rat as bush meat...

OP, make una do quick come Lagos, we ve bigger rats here...

missvera:
Guy, I reply reasonable people only. But guess I was wrong by replying you earlier.
It's none of ya biz how I chose to use any linguistics features. So my style of writing English shows the level of my intelligence Ever heard of Language change? It changes everyday either intentional or not. Mr Smart, clap for yourself.

Hahahaha.
With the embolden, u just confessed of being an Aturu(unreasonable) to ve replied me again.

Nwanyi onye uwa Mmebi...

missvera:
Guy, it's called Typo freestyle. I've been waiting for you ITKs to complain. Was even surprised the first two monikers that mentioned me didn't say anything about the typo. Thank God you just did. NEXT!

Hahahaha..
See u forming it was intentional..
Thou, am not surprised cous females who re fond of showing their bottom power while taking pinshures re naturally Dull..

This thread must be dedicated to typos

Just see watin missvera type..

missvera:
They deactivated their known monikers but would have been activated with another monikers.
No biggie!

Even blood of pig can't offer u guyz remission of sin(typo)

Everfrank:
The slayer of corruption!

Sure meant Cele-ewa of Corruption...

Everfrank:
The slayer of corruption!

Sureu meant Cele-ewa of Corruption...

Luckymay:
Receive deliverance in jesus name. Go and sin no more.

Nwanne John d Baptist

It will get to a time when 2 Derica of rice would be cooked in a wedding under Buhari's dispensation..

Buhari is working!!, hunger is smiling!!

vargasvictory:
<sup>This route has caused so many deaths but then again countless people still try to cross it everyday, things are hard here, yes but then again ask yourself

Are greener pastures worth dying for?


May their souls R.I.P</sup>

When ur stvpid presidents sends hunger to kill all, is it better to die without taking actions

Buhari is the most worthless president Nigeria will produce..
Buhari is an End time President..

In Igbo;
Buhalia bu onye ochichi Uwa Mmebi..

Luckymay:
I used to hear about omenka until the day he/she attacked me in politics section. Ahh!! I no add anything to this comment o.

So u re afraid of that bald head talkative..