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Education / Re: ASUU-NEC To Debate Strike Resumption On Monday, November 7 by Analog95(m): 6:50pm On Nov 06, 2022
I think it is hightime students fill up Nigeria to protests on EndAsuu. We all know the government is insensitive in their approach but on the other hand, anyone that didn't work shouldn't eat. How will you redone work on the 14th and expect to be paid a full month salary. Will you as a lecturer also give a student 100% mark if he solved 2 questions out of 4? Your strike has no effect on the government and you know that, the students are the ones that will suffer it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Analog95(m): 11:54pm On Jul 13, 2022
Xboy1993:


Congratulations ����, I am very happy for her, n u
Thank you brother.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Analog95(m): 11:40pm On Jul 13, 2022
We got my wife's letter today. Public complaint commission (PCC).

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Analog95(m): 2:47pm On Jul 08, 2022
temimod:




Are they recruiting now? I mean PCC
Yes, they are.
Appointment letter is out sef.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Analog95(m): 8:34pm On Jul 07, 2022
Who has idea how much the salary of public complaint commission (PCC) workers is?

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Aborted My Pregnancy! Can I Get Her Arrested? by Analog95(m): 12:04pm On Jul 02, 2022
This bros is funny. You no get money, you no famous, you no be celebrity and you want a gal that you are not married to, to keep a pregnancy, just because you need a child? Ask the likes of davido, Wizkid and 2 baba how it is done. Please make sure you go to the police station to report her o. I just hope the DPO is a woman make you collect wotowoto
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Npower News Today Tuesday, 28th June 2022 Says by Analog95(m): 11:37am On Jun 29, 2022
Please any information on N-Tech? I had 85% in the test and I have done biometric verification. But my portal keep showing "I am not a beneficiary yet".
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Long Have You Been Searching For A Job Now? by Analog95(m): 3:10pm On May 08, 2022
I have been searching for work since 2016. Though I didn't stop schooling still. I have a bachelor of Technology (B. Tech) degree in mechanical engineering, a masters of Technology (M. Tech) degree in applied mathematics (Fluid Dynamics) and presently doing my PhD in applied mathematics (Fluid Dynamics). I need a lecturing job in any part of the country.
akeemoladapo1@gmail.com.

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Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Spotted At Shiloh 2020, Nigerians React (video) by Analog95(m): 5:17pm On Dec 11, 2020
Funny thing I see here is that, the same people who believed a virgin gave birth to a baby without proof. A donkey talked to a man without proof, A snake spoke to a woman without proof, A fish swallowed a full man and vomit him a full man without proof are here asking for proof of a rape case that happened some years ago. I'm not saying the pastor is guilty or not of the accusation, but the word proof shouldn't have come from some of you.
Education / Re: My "Couple's Life" Experience In Higher Institution by Analog95(m): 9:05pm On Nov 25, 2020
[quote author=Sammy07 post=96441933]

Why will you teach an accounting student PHYSICS [/quote

Irrespective of the course you are studying. you must do physics, chemistry, biology, mathematics and use of English at both predegree and 100level in my school, Lautech, Ogbomoso. The school is mainly for science students and the Accounting is not pure Accounting like the commercial students does but accounting technology. Make your research about Lautech, Ogbomoso.

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Education / Re: My "Couple's Life" Experience In Higher Institution by Analog95(m): 8:44pm On Nov 25, 2020
I got a girl in my 100 level while she was doing predegree. we fell in love and move, I studied mechanical engineering and she was later admitted to study accounting. I do teach her maths and physics because they are her weak points and my school being a school of technology ( Lautech) she has no choice than to pass the courses. when I got to 300level she was in 100level and most times she is in my hostel or I am in her hostel. At a point, we rarely spend 6 months in our individual hostels.
When I got to 400level and she was in 200level, I had issues with house rent and she decided we can use her own house rent to get a better accommodation and live together. we started couples life in 400/200 level respectively. Today we are both graduates, we are married, We have a kid and we are expecting another one soon. presently I'm running my doctorate degree and we are planning on she starting her masters but the pregnancy is the one delaying her for now

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Education / Please I Need Your Advise. by Analog95(m): 10:08pm On Oct 02, 2020
Hi. I am Oladapo Olayinka, I am very passionate about teaching and wishes to be a lecturer one day. Actually, I am not a 2,2 candidate but circumstances drives me to it because I have to sponsor myself through my education and the only thing I know how to do best is to teach mathematics and physics related courses. While in school, I take tutorials which is what I use to sponsor myself throughout. I don't usually have time to read my own courses that much because I have to be buried in the courses I need to take tutorials of and only have the free one week before exam to read all my own courses. what I do is, I will go to mathematics department and ask for courses that students usually have problems with at all level from 200 to 500 level because my school is a technology school. So I will go and study the courses and master them so as to teach the students offering the courses and get paid for my service. At the end of the day, I graduated with a 2,2 in my own department of mechanical engineering as still has passion for lecturing. While I was doing my NYSC, I applied for masters degree in my school to study applied mathematics, differential equation option because I prefer mathematics to mechanical engineering since all we did in mechanical is also theory and little or no practical and I was admitted and currently running the program and hoping to start my PhD immediately after.
So I want to know, What is my chance of getting a lecturing job with a 2,2 in mechanical engineering and a masters degree in applied mathematics and I want to lecture in mathematics department.
Thank you all for your constructive contribution.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Somaliland: regional council meeting fight chairman and dupity fighting (Video) by Analog95(m): 4:02pm On Aug 15, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Just imagining Osibanjo and Buhari exchanging blows in Aso rock grin grin

Jut forget it. Osibanjo will kill buhari and the cabal will claim buhari died from covid19 complications.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Takes Friends On A Luxurious Sallah Holiday Treat by Analog95(m): 1:43pm On Jul 31, 2020
Hotzone:
Ngori


Meanwhile, this mugu was lucky as he was rescued by the police from the hands of angry mob that has already lynched his 2cohort

I hope he is nor the one that drank that malt under the bed.
Education / Re: Private Lesson Lesson Teacher by Analog95(m): 8:46pm On May 26, 2020
If you need private lesson teacher for your children in Ogbomoso,Oyo state.. SS 1 to 3. science students precisely. and any undergraduate mechanical and mathematics courses. I have a BTech in mechanical engineering and MTech in applied mathematics. 08168591552, 08126542184
Politics / Re: Tony Oneweek: "Why Didn't Police Investigate E-Money's Poverty?" by Analog95(m): 8:04pm On May 13, 2020
enehvictor:
NOBODY INVESTIGATES YOUR POVERTY.

Nigeria sef. When E-Money and his elder brother Kaycee Limpopo were in the street, police didn't investigate him oooo. Now he is rich, they want to investigate his wealth. Like my brother OC Emcee said: "Nobody investigates ur poverty".

I am happy that E-Money has the "required" Goodwill that set him free (within a few hours) from this aborted embarrassment. Emeka is a good man. He is different, benevolent and very humble. Some Igbos do not love themselves shaa. Sad to note that E-Money's travail was championed by a fellow Igbo man. Nya dibalu Chukwu shaa.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157636130794794&id=667269793


what is the name of the fourth guy in the picture? there are four people but you name just three. is the last guy useless?

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth On Repatriation Flight From UAE by Analog95(m): 9:24pm On May 06, 2020
gurunlocker:
Abiona..... grin
This one is better referred to as abiofurufu.
Education / Re: If You See Your Child With This Textbook What Will You Do? by Analog95(m): 12:22pm On May 03, 2020
bobkezel:
All of you saying you will sue the school. Pls answer me, what is head used for?

For headbutts during fights or for knodding balls during football.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: I Ran To TY Danjuma Due To My Shock At IDPs Camps by Analog95(m): 7:34pm On Mar 20, 2020
Abdulrahman1000:
Try to plz help even if it's to eat, Gtb O12446.1399 abub kar rahman, cure&uncure diseases wil never knw it way to ur life&u wil neva beg to eat in ur entire life

If this prayer of a thing works. it should have worked for you.
Health / Re: Alopecia Areata: My Head Is Being Filled With Bald Patches, Help! by Analog95(m): 8:50pm On Feb 09, 2020
Guy, talk true. you chop puffpuff for night and use the oil in your hand to rub head. then rats smell it in the midnight and came for their own share.
Car Talk / Re: Which Car Was Your First Car? by Analog95(m): 11:33am On Feb 09, 2020
I will come back to comment on this post when I finally get a car. because for now I'm still using my old lady machine to carry my wife and daughter around. but in case you want to dash out one of your car if you have more than 1. I want oo. make me sef dey carry my wife and pikin cruise town.

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Politics / Re: Rivers Government Seals NLC Secretariat In Port Harcourt by Analog95(m): 7:17pm On Feb 04, 2020
Hisincrease:
Okay

Who else thinks that Coronavirus is a consequence of Christian killings in China.

You people too have come. it is the Muslims that first came out to claim corona virus was a result of China not accepting or allowing people to practice Islam. had it been so, it should have stayed in just China. now go back and make your research about the number of countries that has been affected by the virus. are they also non religious countries? yeyeyeye.
Crime / Re: Married Man Dies On Top Of Single Mother During Sex Romp In Delta Hotel by Analog95(m): 5:56pm On Jan 19, 2020
Opexzy:
Died in active service... His manhood lives on.
He died on top single mom matter.

But wait, what will he tell his creator

He doesn't need to tell his creator much. Everything is according to his creator's plan.
Education / Re: 5 Years No Admission: Depression Is Taking Over Me by Analog95(m): 6:18pm On Jan 07, 2020
I will advise you to just go learn a trade and don't kill yourself with depression. I have a B-Tech in mechanical engineering with a first class hon and a masters degree in applied mathematics. I got a job of 55k in a quarry company which pays those that Dont even have a degree 260k because they can operate heavy duty machines which I can't because no school will teach that. better snap out of depression.
Romance / Re: Curvy Lady Mobbed At Ghana Airport (Pictures, Video) by Analog95(m): 6:37pm On Dec 27, 2019
look at this foolish man in particular following the yansh with all his power like his life depends on it. and he has a wife and children at home. imagine if his wife see him online doing this rubbish.

Jobs/Vacancies / Quarry Interview. Please Help A Brother. by Analog95(m): 6:44pm On Nov 27, 2019
Good day to everyone who would come across this.
I was invited for interview in a quarry company and I studied mechanical engineering and have little experience about the practical aspects of engineering. Although I do some little stuffs on my own like wiring a house, installing electrical appliances like ceiling fans and the likes and also repairs generator and sometimes fix some things in my lady machine myself except if it comes to the engine part. Now I want to know, what are the things I need to know before going for the interview because I was told I would be tested if I'm good. Please help a brother.
Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by Analog95(m): 11:40am On Nov 27, 2019
DECLAN2015:


It is obvious you are just being emotional because of your baby
Tell us d full story
What eventually is your baby diagnosis
Where did u take him to after that place I believe it not church of herbalist house.

If he was treated by another doctor and he got well
Dont u thinks you were suppose to mention the doctor or the hospital too and praise them

You people tell half story and embellish it to make yourself happy

I already specified what I used there. I said my dad gave me an herb which he referred to as Agbo Iletutu. I didn't visit any other doctor or religious houses. but i'm sure you never read that to comprehend, because you are eager to quote me. please go back and read what I posted again, but this time read it slowly.
Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by Analog95(m): 12:54am On Nov 27, 2019
In the year 2017, my 6 month baby developed seizure (I have forgotten the medical name for it) in the middle of the night and with the help of neighbours she was revived back to life. then early morning around 7am i and my wife rushed to Oni and sons hospital in Ring road, Ibadan.
when we got there, they said we need to register and collect card and other stuffs like that and the person that is suppose to give us card haven't come. around after 8. and being my first child and no experience yet I was already crying. I never knew I wasn't strong self, even the mother feels stronger than me that day. so I moved closer to one of the woman that works there that she should help me so she gave me the contact of a doctor that he is the assistant director of the hospital but also has his own private hospital in Oriya after challenge. so we rushed there. on getting there he said we should deposit 25k so that he can start treating her which i went back to challenge to withdraw and pay immediately. we are in the hospital for more than 2 weeks yet he keeps treating her and this baby is not showing signs of getting better. it got to a point, she will be cold outside and when you check her temperature it is 39.°
after two weeks I just change it for him that I'm taking my baby away from there that he never even tell me the problem and he keeps treating her and he said she has meningitis. wait how could a baby who is having seizure like she fainted be having meningitis even as a graduate of mechanical engineering I know that is never meningitis so I told him I'm withdrawing her and he said I cannot withdraw her. I was like, it is like you are mad sir. After paying 25k and bought drugs up to like 20k and I'm not seeing change you said I can't withdraw her. should I leave her to you then. this idiot start telling me he is an advocate of children. and I was should I involve the police or you feel like being unfortunate. so he said I will have to fill a form that I was the one that withdraw my baby and I will pay 37k for the 2 weeks we used in the hospital which I did immediately and left. Today my baby is exactly 3 years old she celebrated her birthday today 26th of November. the funny thing is that my dad just told me to use one herb for her, Agbo Iletutu(the Yoruba's understand that). Infact if i see that doctor tomorrow, I can pay people to beat him up.

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Agriculture / Re: Xmas Broiler Broading In Pictures by Analog95(m): 6:19pm On Nov 20, 2019
please how are they? they are 8 weeks now.

Business / Re: What Business Can I Start At The University? by Analog95(m): 8:01pm On Nov 05, 2019
GuestLog:
1. As a university student, you have the great opportunity of affiliate marketing. Get any program that rewards cash for referrals, print the marketing catch along with your links and paste everywhere paste able. (Passive income)

2. You can also sell 2nd hand clothes to girls and reap money like a pro. (Risk of debt)

3. Also, register as a POS agent in the hostel. People can make withdrawal from you without going to town to make money withdrawal. (High risk of robbery)

4. Organise interdepartmental beauty peagents or month-end shows. (You need support from stakeholders)

5. Open a shop besides the hostel for gas refill and also sell hotplates. (Low risk)

6. Soccer viewing center if the hostel doesn't have a common room with TV. (Low risk)

7. Open a well packaged Akara joint. Trust me, you will build a house from this. (Low risk if you can put your pride aside)

8. Laundry service. (Low risk)

9. Video games & snooker joint. (Low risk)

10. Fast food joint or. Indomie & eggs, kinda business. (Low risk but your grades may suffer if you do not manage your time well)

Business Ideas To Avoid

* Betshop
* Prostitution
* Sale of stolen items
* Malpractice agent
* Pimpin'
* Gigalo

My one Kobo advice
Find time to learn a skill in a relevant trade to your studies. It'll keep you many steps ahead of your peers and secure your future better.

please which business is malpractice agent?
Celebrities / Re: Babs Cardini, The Magician: Daddy Freeze Meets 19-Year-Old Nigerian Magician by Analog95(m): 9:35am On Sep 19, 2019
Royalfurnitures:
He believes in a magician But not pastors


Check out my signature for classy and durable furniture collections for your homes and offices

So what law says he must believe pastors?
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Loses At Tribunal by Analog95(m): 11:12pm On Sep 10, 2019
He lost the election and also lose at the tribunal. what remains is for him to lose here on earth and in heaven. He and aregbesola will not know peace for what they put us through in lautech.

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