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Crime / Re: Stray Bullet Hits Man Sleeping At Home. He Survives (Photos) by Analog95(m): 12:17am On Jan 12, 2018
KingstonDome:
A man named Bright Ugochukwu narrowly escaped death last December.

Ugochukwu took to his Facebook page to thank God and share his testimony on how a start bullet came from nowhere and hit him in his left chest very close to his heart in his bedroom.

Read what he wrote below,

"Only fools says there is no God. Brethren, please follow me in thanking God for saving my life when the devil tries to snatch it away from me. As God has promised never to allow His children to be defeated. The devil wanted to end my life before the year runs off in 2017 but as usual God is always there to fight and protect me. Around 11pm on 15th December 2017 after some usual activities at the church, i lay down on my bed to sleep, suddenly a bullet pierced through the zinc and pvc and landed on my left chest close to the heart. I hardly breathe at that moment, I just remain calm and continue to reassure my self that nothing will happen to me and my mother started calling out for all the saints in heaven to intervene on my behalf. It seems they held an emergency meeting for my sake and started praying and pleading to God to save me. God didn’t forsake me at this time, he answered my prayer and all the prayers offered for my sake. Chest X-ray revealed that the bullet didn’t touch the heart, no ribs were damaged and no fractures seen. I pray that He continue to heal and protect me and my family and also the people that have trust in Him. Glory be to God now and forever more …AMEN"

www.kingstondome.com/2018/01/man-narrowly-escapes-death-stray-bullet-hits-close-heart.html


No bro. only fools says there is a God.

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Education / Re: Moses Adebowale Ogunbiyi Slumps And Dies (UNIOSUN Civil Engineering Dept HOD) by Analog95(m): 12:10am On Jan 12, 2018
Aminat508:
@AMILOADED




Source : http://www.amiloaded.com/2018/01/breaking-uniosun-civil-engineering-dept.html

Lautech. Mechanical engineering department's HOD is next insha allahu/in Jesus name
Phones / Re: See Why Your Infinix Phone Is Not Charging/ Not Charging Fast by Analog95(m): 8:53am On Sep 26, 2017
Divay22:
My charger head is okay, but the cord is faulty...
Which is better.. To buy a new charger or buy a new cord?

Just buy a new phone then.

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Family / Re: How Do You Gain Complete Custody Of A Child Born Out Of Wedlock? by Analog95(m): 11:07pm On Sep 25, 2017
dyze:

Lol, easy lion
easy tiger jare

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Family / Re: How Do You Gain Complete Custody Of A Child Born Out Of Wedlock? by Analog95(m): 9:21pm On Sep 25, 2017
Did you just say the guy impregnate her deliberately? I think your statement would have been better off "the girl got pregnant for him deliberately" how can a guy impregnate her deliberately, was it without her consent? Did he remove her brain and keep somewhere while stripping her naked? How come was it after she got pregnant that she knew of his flaws? Abeg make una shift one side with your one sided story jo. No make me pour out my anger on una abeg.

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Politics / Re: Why We Are Launching Military Operation In South West - Army by Analog95(m): 8:37am On Sep 21, 2017
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Religion / Re: OPINION!! A Worker Is Not Suppose To Put Below 1,000 Naira In An Offering Box... by Analog95(m): 11:17am On Sep 10, 2017
Saintsammurai:
SO many NIGERIA christians are with these mindset of going to church with any amount of cash in their their hands..to use for offering....AS a worker or as an employed human, that receives monthly salaries,, And as a true and a non hypocritical christian, you should be able to put nothing below 1,000 naira every sunday in the offering box. "You cannot spend thousands on drinks, food and recharge cards, including dstv and go tv subscriptions, etc.. without setting outside nothing less than Four thousand naira for the four sundays in a month, just to use as an offering, "note" "this is excluding "tithe" "Putting 100 naira, 500 naira, 50 naira in an offering box shows disrespect and disregard for GOD almighty, for he deserv much more than that.....WE dont have to be christians by mouth making, we need to show it too with our money....i hope you all change for the glory of GOD.

Guy! You are mad. No need arguing with you. I just know you are sincerely mad. Even if I earn a million naira every month, I can't give a thousand naira to a church as offering/tithe. I prefer spending a hundred thousand on the poor/homeless/orphans than giving my money to an idiot that will only live bigger on my hard earned money. Stupid thing. If it is okay with you spending 4k per month on offering, please do. But don't come here to spit trash about others who don't. I work hard for my money and I can spend it anyhow I so please. Saying you have to give offering so as to take of the church. Even when your jesus was alive, did he build any church? He preached wherever there is space not doing capacity competition. #rubbish#

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Education / Re: List Of JAMB Cut-Off Marks For All Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges by Analog95(m): 11:11pm On Aug 31, 2017
naijahut:



Source: https://naijahut.com/Thread-full-list-of-jamb-cut-off-marks-for-all-universities
cc

Please remove ladoke akintola university of tech. From the list. It is no longer a university
Politics / Re: Woman Welcome Her Soldier Husband From Fighting Boko Haram (Photos) by Analog95(m): 10:43pm On Aug 10, 2017
ShyCypher:
That kid looks scared. Prolly the first time seein' this strange man.

In the third pix he looks dazed after he learns the strange man is his father.

So he asks himself, "Then who is that man I call "Daddy" that used to come to our house every night?" undecided

Walahi. There is madness in your vein. grin
ShyCypher:
That kid looks scared. Prolly the first time seein' this strange man.

In the third pix he looks dazed after he learns the strange man is his father.

So he asks himself, "Then who is that man I call "Daddy" that used to come to our house every night?" undecided

Walahi. There is madness in your vein.
Education / Re: Choose Your Best Subject Here And Someone Will Ask You A Question by Analog95(m): 6:38pm On Jul 29, 2017
Xcellente:
Physics. Lol
which of the following is a scalar quantity? i. gravitational potential ii. weight iii. velocity gradient iv. relative density v. temperature gradient a. i,ii only. b.i, iii and v only. c. i, iii and iv only d. i, iii and iv only.
Science/Technology / Re: Lamb Born With Human-Like Face In Ghana (Disturbing Photos) by Analog95(m): 7:53pm On Jul 24, 2017
Ever8054:
the world has truly come to an end..atheist scientist pls your attention is needed...come and tell us the course...iam curious.

That can only happen when the sperm of a man get into the ovary of an animal. so no big deal. no world is coming to an end. your world ends the day you die
Politics / Re: Ambode Queues To Vote In Epe At Lagos LG Election by Analog95(m): 3:05pm On Jul 22, 2017
so ambode queue to vote for his candidates is now something to make news again and also making front page? so should the people there had lied down for him to stand on them because he wants to vote before?

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Politics / Re: Agbaje Tosin Councillorship Campaign Billboard In Lagos Compares Jonathan&Buhari by Analog95(m): 3:48pm On Jul 18, 2017
it is obvious that this one is mad
Crime / Re: Lady's Corpse Dumped By The Road In Lagos After Being Killed (Graphic Photo) by Analog95(m): 5:00pm On Jul 10, 2017
PLANETOFBETS1:
help me check if she is Igbo

If yes.....am fucking happy for her death

I hate them cry

Nawa for you o undecided
PLANETOFBETS1:
help me check if she is Igbo

If yes.....am fucking happy for her death

I hate them cry

Nawa for you o
Family / Re: . by Analog95(m): 7:23pm On Jul 05, 2017
Thank you so much everyone. I have got what I need. I don't need to prove to anyone that I'm saying the truth here,it is all a waste of time. the most important thing is,I got the attention I needed and I have my family back.that is all that matters. God bless you all.
Family / Re: . by Analog95(m): 2:04pm On Jul 05, 2017
Olawolejoe:
along I know u are still a student, are u capable of taking good care of ur wife and baby, I don't Tink so

Yes I am a student of lautech who happens to be a product of circumstances because I ought to have graduated since Oct 2016. but still found myself in the system because of the strike the school had been experiencing. and mind you I am 101% capable of taking good care of my wife and baby because if I am not. I won't claim responsibility in the first place.
Family / Re: . by Analog95(m): 1:54pm On Jul 05, 2017
Olawolejoe:
hello guys neva judge the lady family, ask the guy is he capable of taking care of the wife and is baby now and dose is parent as once buy tooth pick for the baby and the wife, I Tink is the wife parent that is responsible for the bills of the baby, wife and the sis guy himself. ( going to drop another soon)

Before you come here to spit trash. why not ask your sister herself if it is the money that her parent sends her that she uses to feed.ask her if I'm not capable of taking care of her,she will date me for 4 years talkless of she getting pregnant. and also, even your use of english is wack.before you quote and post shits next time, please read through it again and again. My parent might not buy anything for the baby simply because they know that I'm capable of my choice. I have been feeding myself since 2011,see myself through university education all on my own and I'm verily sure that you cannot live a week without taking a token from your parent. so use your brain next time before coming here to post trash.
Family / Re: . by Analog95(m): 8:08am On Jul 05, 2017
NihinlolaTenny:


so OP WHAT DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TELL YOU THAT THEY HAVEN'T?

different kinds of advice have been posted for you to choose from.
Report her to her parents abi you REALLY want to cheat before?

some ignorant people have advised you to go for a DNA no be so?. pikin resemble you yet they still tell you to take DNA. I swear SOME PEOPLE just go SCHOOL for NOTHING even person who no go BETTER PASS THEM.

it is going to be VERY VERY INSULTING for you to even conceive the idea in your mind not to talk of acting on it. especially if the woman has
been faithful.

you dated for FOUR YEARS ABI? n u still don't know her enough abi is she the chameleon type of woman even if she is, something would have given her away in the years you spent together.

4years n you're still like you got married because of the baby. nawa ooo, before nko?

maybe you would have waited for 7years before getting married to her or probably drop her along the line.

my sincere advice is for you to fight her by reporting her to her parents (they should understand u) or any other civil method to make her responsible .

BUT IF IT IS THAT YOU WANT TO START CHEATING YOU CAN GO AHEAD.

I wasn't going to cheat on her anyway. because if I will,I would have done that during the days of courtship and not now. but shouldn't she consider the fact that if I meant to cheat on her,I won't be disturbing her to come back home because it would have been an open ground for me to do whatever I wanted without she knowing. I said it before. she is a girl I love so much but I'm missing the aspect where my daughter is growing up. all she do is tell me that she is already eating solid food, she is already trying to crawl,she is already trying to walk.but all this I'm missing. but for the cheat aspect,that is out of it. just saying if she eventually pushed me into it. body nobe firewood na.
Family / Re: . by Analog95(m): 6:43am On Jul 05, 2017
Stephanie22:
op your wife is missing home, the place she has being used to all her life its normal. please don't listen to what people are saying as I have being there, the house is quiet and lonely. She is going to get over it. Please give her sometime.


She is missing home,and I am missing my wife and daughter. but if per adventure I decide to cheat on her with another lady since she is not there when I needed her, she won't say to the world that she left her husband to live alone,she will only hype the fact that I got someone else pregnant on the midst of legal marriage. just imagine the twist of fate.
Family / Re: . by Analog95(m): 6:37am On Jul 05, 2017
Sterope:
Sit her down and let her see reaons. If she refused to change, speak to her parents, siblings etc

Sorry about your experience. I hope she changes for the better


I have done that severe times but she sees me as if I nags too much. just recently I still complained to her that I don't like it, instead,she got annoyed saying it to my face that she regret getting married to me.
Family / Re: . by Analog95(m): 6:20pm On Jul 04, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


MISTAKE #1
Marry a girl without having a proper understanding of what it takes to be successfully married. You have NO respect for the institution of marriage.



MISTAKE #2
Getting married for the wrong reasons.if you guys were NOT ready to be responsible parents, you should have had an abortion.




MISTAKE #3
You should have made 110% sure that she felt the same way about YOU before thinking of marrying this babe



MISTAKE #4
So you married the babe out of PITY?! Even worse!!!



MISTAKE #5
So you didn't listen to your mother, because you foolishly think that paying for the wedding made you a wise adult?!



MISTAKE #6
I suggest you do a DNA test, because resemblance is what fooled many foolish fathers into thinking they were the dad, when they were NOT



MISTAKE #7
Isn't it obvious that this gal is running away from you, for whatever reason... And has little or no love for you? You Married the WRONG babe, with No family/future plans on hand. Did she ever lived with you before the marriage? How long were you guys dating? Pls bro, GO DO A DNA TEST!!!!



MISTAKE #8
Be A MAN and put your foot down and say NO!!! How can you even allow her to go? Is there no such gown making places near your house? If there is NOT, then let her sit at home until she finds something to learn close by. You are a whimp, and she is treating you the weakling that you are, while missing the best part of your child's life growin up.
Is she not married to you?! Why get married if she doesn't see fit to live with you. Haba grow a pair bro!



MISTAKE #9
The above shows us all that you don't really care about this stranger, and fully well know that this marriage was a damn mistake. GOOD!! So she wont stay home with her husband, won't leave your daughter and you just sit there and accept like a BIATCH?!



There are only 2 options here... Tell this lady to come and be your wife (as a family) or divorce her.... If you stay married while continuing to accept this nonsense, then you will just end up a miserable man whose wife has NO respect for.
PS: I won't even try to ASSUME what she does on these trips away from home.
Thank you so much sir. I got somethings from the above posts.really appreciate it bro.God bless you and your household.

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Family / Re: . by Analog95(m): 5:50pm On Jul 04, 2017
40kobo77:
Another because she is pregnant story?

Talk to her. Try to make her see reasons with you and if she refuses to change,then divorce her.

Apparently she is not ready to be a wife,or she has a lover somewhere.

The she "got pregnant" sob story and that's why i married her is stale,and no man should fall for that trap.

I know 3 very beautiful Nairalanders that are single mothers,infact one contested for Miss Nairaland one time. And if it was by beauty,whoever got them pregnant would have married them.

Nobody gets married again to those girls using pregnancy as a trap now. Not when Postinor2 is cheap.

Be guided guys.

I think she is not just ready to be a wife. but as per she having a lover somewhere,I'm sure she doesn't. the reason being that we schooled in the same same. I did mechanical engineering and she did accounting. and we dated for 4years before she got pregnant. though, during courtship she is always after me everywhere I go because I use to be a celeb in school then and she go with me everywhere to scare every other girl she thinks I might be having something with.
now. I'm really afraid to divorce her because of my daughter. because I'm also a product of broken home and I know what I went through to get to where I am today. and I will never pray for someone I know to be a product of broken home because it is hell.
The worst part of it is that her parent insists we must do court wedding and I accept that.

And you know the kind of problem with getting divorced after being married legally.
Family / . by Analog95(m): 5:26pm On Jul 04, 2017
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Business / Re: What Can I Import From New York And Sell In Nigeria? by Analog95(m): 10:32pm On Jul 03, 2017
please import sense.maybe we will be wiser. our mumu don do.
Romance / Re: Jamaican Man Proposes To His Nigerian Girlfriend In A Romantic Way In The UK by Analog95(m): 11:17pm On Jul 01, 2017
ok
Crime / Re: 15 Suspected Badoo Members Arrested During Raid Between Police And OPC. PICS by Analog95(m): 11:09pm On Jul 01, 2017
ok.
until they tell us how they figured out that those arrested are member of the group. then I don't know what to say again

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Culture / Re: Monkey Wearing A Jersey At The Hawan Daushe Durbar In Bauchi State (Photos) by Analog95(m): 10:53pm On Jul 01, 2017
remain small. the monkey for resemble one ghost president. me I didn't kuku call bihari.
Education / Re: 2 FUTA Students Drown While Taking Selfie On Canoe (Graphic Photos) by Analog95(m): 10:43pm On Jul 01, 2017
what will this ones say now when they get to heaven
Education / Re: Which University Is The Best In Nigeria? by Analog95(m): 10:36pm On Jul 01, 2017
ladoke akintola university of technology.(lautech). ogbomosho

advantages include "they will be able to spend 7 to 8 years in school even without studying medicine, therefore, they don't need to bother about being responsible yet because their parent still needs to feed them since they are still schooling

disadvatages include " they might not be able to meet up for service as at when due. #EMI IKA#

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Career / Re: Photos: Young Pilot Makes His Mum Cry As He Flies Her From Lagos To Kano by Analog95(m): 7:28am On Dec 05, 2016
U̶̲̥̅̊ av crase finish.
Travel / Re: Dangote Truck Drives Into Pole In Mushin, Lagos. by Analog95(m): 2:09pm On Nov 21, 2016
I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ this one accident abi Tђξ driver pack Tђξ truck very well.
Celebrities / Re: Tunde Alabi’s Leg Amputated In Lagos Hospital (Photos) by Analog95(m): 9:55am On Oct 25, 2016
And yet. Dbanj gave out #20million naira watch †Φ somebody. I wonder why we don't render any help in nigeria when we have nothing †Φ gain. Most especially our celebs. Just kwantunu.

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