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Religion / Re: Is Taking Alcohol Responsibly A Sin ? by Analog95(m): 2:01pm On Sep 01, 2019
Go back to your bible and read the 10 laws God gave to moses. is there any of the laws that states that " Thou shall not drink alcohol"? If it is there, then drinking if alcohol is a sin but if it is not there, it isn't a sin. it is just that Nigerians are just one kind of people who overdo things. They are the ones bringing out new laws. They will tell you that a woman putting on trouser is a sin, a man sagging his trouser is a sin, a man piercing ears is a sin. for the fact that it is immoral in the African society doesn't mean it is a sin to God.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Is The Richest Nigerian On Instagram, N26 Million Per Post - Hopper HQ by Analog95(m): 5:20pm On Jul 25, 2019
Pascopele:
Education
Putin: Law
Trump: Economics
Macron: Philosophy
Johnson: Ancient philosophy and literature
Erdogan: Business
Abe: Political science
Modi: Political science
Merkel: PhD in physical chemistry
Xi Jinping: Chemical engineering and Doctor of Law
What of buhari?

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Dazzles In Bikini Photo by Analog95(m): 5:09pm On Jul 25, 2019
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Sports / Nigeria Vs Southafrica. by Analog95(m): 5:07pm On Jul 10, 2019
Please does anyone here knows if I will be able to watch the Nigeria vs southafrica match with a subscription of 400 on gotv.
Sports / Re: AFCON: The Clash Of The Three Most Developed Countries In Africa by Analog95(m): 5:02pm On Jul 10, 2019
will I be able to watch southafrica vs Nigeria tonight with 400 subscription on gotv.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: What To Expect by Analog95(m): 4:59pm On Jul 10, 2019
please will I be able to watch the match with 400 subscription on gotv.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by Analog95(m): 4:58pm On Jul 10, 2019
please will I be able to watch this match with 400 subscription on gotv. I can't go out by 8am
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by Analog95(m): 4:54pm On Jul 10, 2019
please will I be able to watch it with #400 subscription on Gotv. I can't go out by 8am to watch this match.
Politics / Re: Senate Sets Up Committee To Investigate Senator Abbo by Analog95(m): 1:49pm On Jul 03, 2019
What stupid committee are they setting up? Somebody that they are supposed to direct the Nigerian army to torture to death. they are setting up committee. Foolish country, foolish lawmakers.
Celebrities / Re: Noble Igwe Calls Out Teddy A Over Comment On Pastor Fatoyinbo Rape Allegation by Analog95(m): 7:04pm On Jun 29, 2019
Realanonymous:
What kind of life am i living embarassed

Disappointment in business
Family hating
Friends hating
No love life
Unhealthiness disturbing
Always indoor brooding
Every step i take seems to be heading nowhere

I Just wish government can grant me euthanasia
I want to end it all and take a lifetime rest
I can't keep living this way, every resources i try to pull together isn't working and I'm just here all alone with my thought.

I don't want to kill myself, yet, i want to die.

I don't want money or wordly things, i just want to be free from Scoliosis that has consumed my life into depression.

Is this the end

Rest in peace. I wish you straight trip to hell.
Politics / Re: "No More Amnesty For Cultists" - Wike by Analog95(m): 6:42pm On Jun 26, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Funny Toheeb Arrested By Police, Accused Of Yahoo Yahoo (Photos) by Analog95(m): 5:11pm On Jun 19, 2019
This one only wants to show us that he is using an apple laptop na. nothing more.
Travel / Re: Fulani Man Helps A Stranded Lady & Her Friends In Jos (Photos) by Analog95(m): 2:18pm On Jun 16, 2019
continue snapping until he put a knife in your throat. sholo stupid ni.

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Sports / Re: Formiga Become The Oldest Player In Women's World Cup History. Photos by Analog95(m): 10:01pm On Jun 09, 2019
ccollins:
please nairalanders, do not let anyone trample on your fundamental human rights. contact me as I am a lawyer on any legal issue and advice.

please o. I bought a lamp last week and on the carton of the lamp it is printed boldly that it will last for 10hours after charging. getting home I charged it full and using the lamp, it barely last an hour before it get dim. please can I sue the person that sold it to me or the company manufacturing the lamp?.
Pets / Re: Advice Needed Please. by Analog95(m): 3:26pm On May 19, 2019
mhd5757:

Nothing less than 10 or 15k, I hVe got two dogs but most of the times I spend less but that's because I don't feed them with all these imported dog food.

Thanks bro.
Pets / Advice Needed Please. by Analog95(m): 8:58am On May 19, 2019
I want to buy a 4 months old GSD from a friend. but this will be my first time of rearing a dog. I want to know how much money do I need to have to feed the dog per month if I will be capable or just let go.
Pets / Re: Join The Biggest Pet Store In Nigeria On Whatsapp by Analog95(m): 8:53am On May 19, 2019
Royalbloodline:

Hello Dog breeders and pet lovers!
I believe we and our pets are enjoying the brand new year? I am guessing we all must have added a pound or 2 frm the extra chicken protein that came with the festivities grin
Alright, it is allowed na cheesy

On a fast note, you will agree with me that the pet industry in Nigeria is on a steady growth. we are light years ahead of what was In existence some 10 years ago.
We now have pet lions, snakes, parrots, exotic breeds of cats and dogs in various homes!

With the increased number of pets comes the inevitable increase in the need for more pet accessories and products!

PETSMART NIGERIA is filling this huge gap! providing all imaginable needs of your various pets.
Ranging from dog food to cat food, shampoos, deodorants, dog beds,bird cages etc. All quality products produced by standard international companies.

We are the biggest petstore in Nigeria. Where you would get the widest of variety of pet product at the best price possible!

You can even sit in the confines of your home and order products directly from our website www.petsmartnigeria.com and have it delivered to you anywhere in the Country!

Petsmart(petshop) has created a whatsapp group for all pet lovers which is a wonderful step for the following reasons:
By joining the group ........

1. You get to Meet with seasoned vet Doctors, expert Dog breeders and pet lovers in Nigeria, and ask questions relating to your pets.

2. You have an opportunity to make enquires about any pet product of your choice and get quick responses from our in house Doctors.

3. You get a complete list of pet products we have in stock and their various prices.

4. You get to be aware of promotional offers such as price slashes, discounts offers, promos being ran by the company at the right time.


The group is getting fuller by the minute, therefore i enjoin u join as soon as possible to avail yourself this awesome opportunity



You can also simply drop your number and you will get added ASAP!

God bless our pets, God bless us all, God bless Nigeria. we look forward to having you.


please add me. 08168591552
Pets / Re: Dog Lovers Whatsapp Group by Analog95(m): 8:20am On May 19, 2019
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Add me 08168591552p
Phones / Re: I Can't View My Wife's Whatsapp Status Post. by Analog95(m): 2:31pm On May 03, 2019
ev4real:
my brother we just got married last month. It's too early na. cheesy grin

you just got married last month and all you are concerned about is you not seeing her WhatsApp status? Nawa for you oo!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Venezuelan Military Truck Ran Into Citizens Protesting Against President Maduro by Analog95(m): 8:17pm On Apr 30, 2019
When they know fully too well that their president's name is Maduro(Don't wait). yet they are still protesting in front of military truck. We that saw atiku(we are dead) and refused to vote for him, we don't know what we are doing abi?

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Religion / Re: 12 Bible Verses To Help You Conquer Lust And Pornography by Analog95(m): 8:40am On Apr 07, 2019
This one na mumu post. The op doesn't know what he is doing. please forgive him.
Business / Re: Photo Documentary On Bodija Market, Ibadan, Oyo State. by Analog95(m): 11:02am On Apr 06, 2019
Niyeal:
What is bodija in English language
Bodija means: If it turns to fight.
Celebrities / Re: MC Shakara Involved In A Ghastly Accident (Photos) by Analog95(m): 1:37pm On Mar 25, 2019
WilliamsChelster:
Some unbelievers usually only realize there’s God after surviving accidents like this sad

but when those children involved in the collapsed building in Lagos died. we realised there is no god.

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Celebrities / Re: "I Once Breastfed My Nephew" - Iyabo Ojo Celebrates His Matriculation by Analog95(m): 7:14pm On Mar 06, 2019
Sterope:
You are very stupid!


please don't insult anyone on this platform. Telling him he is stupid is too much an insult. had it been you said he is foolish now, it is still better.
Politics / Re: Just In: SDP Expels Jerry Ghana, Suspends Donald Duke by Analog95(m): 6:00pm On Feb 12, 2019
cleary:
Please my people, help a starving brother. I have been pleading for help since 2 days now. I'm a student who returned to school last week because of the prospects of exams starting on Monday and also because I was opportuned to enter a free ride. my family isn't bouyant enough and my dad has severe high BP that's why I had to find my way so as not to make him start thinking. I haven't eaten a decent food since I got back and am starving.


I am soliciting for help from well meaning people who will be touched enough to hear my plight and have mercy. I am not asking for much, no matter how little, it will go a long way. God bless you all

So you can't sell your phone and get yourself a decent meal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Maurizio Sarri Reacts To Chelsea's Shocking Defeat By Man City by Analog95(m): 8:47am On Feb 11, 2019
emmabest2000:
Them never sack this lifeless coach?

Sack the lifeless coach? and someone like you will be campaigning for lifeless buhari reelection.
Celebrities / Re: Leaked Chat Of Shola Ogudu And Wizkid: First Baby Mama Releases More Chats by Analog95(m): 6:51pm On Sep 20, 2018
What I can only say in this situation is that money is good. my brother, money is extremely good. This is a baby mama trying to take all route position for her son to be with her baby daddy simply because he is rich. Me I'm here begging my wife to let me see my daughter but she won't. except at her wanted time. Nawa o.

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Education / Re: Who Deserves This.. Pythagoras Or Einstein? by Analog95(m): 8:52pm On May 21, 2018
obonujoker:
Who actually deserves this more??

Einstein or Pythagoras... Science students should know better, and why is the one deserving of it??

Mynd44
Laslaticlala
FTC...


Consider Pythagoras theorem which is used for triangle and most of us finds it easy to represent the corners of a triangle with ABC. It wouldn't make sense if the c is replaced with another alphabet. It would look odd to have a triangle ABD, ABE or ABP.

Now for Einstein. He uses c to represent speed. That itself is confusing for a learner. What is wrong in using s to represent speed when he used E for energy, and m for mass..

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Forum Games / Re: Riddles That Can Crack Your Brain by Analog95(m): 9:15pm On May 14, 2018
Drniyi4u:
In order to develop creative thinking, some psychologists advise solving different riddles and quizzes. Such exercises develop critical thinking, improve memory, and reduce the risk of Alzheimer’s.

Here are 12 riddles of varying complexity that will help you both train your brain and entertain yourself.



https://brightside.me/wonder-quizzes/11-brain-cracking-riddles-that-will-test-your-logic-and-attentiveness-454560/


Can you spot the difference in 2 seconds?

there is pot in the second picture and it is not in the first.
Crime / Re: How Evans Gave Me 50% Discount On Ransom – Kidnap Victim by Analog95(m): 7:39pm On Mar 16, 2018
second to comment. it is a sign of good things coming. but the kind treat I come comment on Nawa. anyway let me use this opportunity to thank my mum who brought me to this world and my wife who gave me pounded yam and okra soup to eat this night.

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Religion / Re: For Those Who Think Hell Is An Empty Threat From The Bible! by Analog95(m): 10:02pm On Jan 28, 2018
bingbagbo:
God bless you Op

Don't mind those fooolish atheists



It's a matter of time





EEvery knee will bow at the name Jesus Christ

you are the only one being foolish here. for the fact that someone doesn't believe the fallacies you believed doesn't make them foolish. you stupid son of a thousand father.

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