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richmond500:
so what shows they are celebrating S@H?

BTW, I see jobless bet9ja addict, and okada drivers, the compound even get 2 okadas, I though ev'ry one in Onitsha is a billionaire?

My brother the more you look the less you see. For your notice, the billionaires in Onitsha use Okada as means of ‘MGBAPU’

sweetshisha:
Na this noise makers go derail everything

Why not let lawmakers debate on the resolution and gazette anti open grazing laws accross 17 states before this PDP people start using our collective mandate for cruise catching

Noise makers like you too should also wait for the lawmakers to debate on the resolution before commenting on the issue in this our brotherly forum

Uniique:
Midwife or Midhusband

Oga, I be male nurse and a Midwife not mid husband. The female nurses call us OC (Officer in- charge)

WorldRichest:
Asewo. Won ma do e pa ni. Nah Toto go kee you.

Bro no kill me ooo, I be male nurse first before I become Doctor and I know say no be asewo something.

[quote author=Tdotbluejays post=101660787]This is a no brainer. Go for your passion.
My uncle was a over 50 and a proff of Biochem. He returned to school to become a lawyer. He is now a practicing lawyer with his own chamber.

My people nothing sweet pass following your passion. I did my first degree in industrial chemistry (while I was in this course,I wrote jamb till my yr 3 fighting to switch to medical but no way). After my NYSC, I wrote jamb again, this time I succeeded into medicine (spent 9yrs before graduating ). Topped it up with masters in mental and psychiatric health, now life is so sweet with my passion achieved as if nothing happened.

Anazp:
what's special about this? Been a VC of a third rate uni in the United Kingdom?? Nigerians and inferiority complex

My brother see the polished name you dey answer but wetin come happen to you. As we Nigerians dey vex any time one of us no score better goal for international decency competition, one come score good and you wan hang us. THERE IS GOD OOOOO!

My people make anybody wey care read up PUERPERAL PSYCHOSIS OR POSTPARTUM PSYCHOSIS. Our judgment must be broad. Everything no be juju.

Obama-drinks-beer-over-breakfast-with-angela-merkel

Na only for Nigeria if u mess, you done disrespect your entire community. MORALS, ETHICS and wetin again. ABEG MAKE WE NO DEY BE THE FIRST TO THROW STONES.

Na so dem tell us say we should see the ministerial list in circulation then as false & baseless but we cn see the falsehood.

Oputa Panel + Buhari = nil

Amaechi + omerieji panel = nil

Saraki + CCT = 2

Amaechi went for tutorial, pls wike allow the panel invite him again before the ministerial clearance. Sure him go appear this time.

1. Just because many of them ave only sex to
offer, they wait for pay back by taxing u

(see oo is there any marathon event without price)

2. They tell their friends u are lazy in bed

(And so who b superman for such vocation)

3. They try to start controlling your life after get
under ur boxers

(na waoooo no b who joy stick dey hand control game more.)

4. They start acting like ur wife after getting under
your boxers

(Men really need compulsory bible class to understand dat when two join 2gether they become one)

5. At any slight provocation, they make reference
to it. That is, only if you did not sleep wit me

(Before nko! After all d campaign promises non was fulfilled becos the smart guy don see aso rock)

6. When dey get under your boxer & you mess up,
they go unclad at midnight&start raining curses on
u

(Yes na. she must use d shrine u consulted to appease d angry gods)

7. They take dangerous medicine. Some use
alabukun and 7up after getting under your boxers

(Funny dat some people still dey ignorant. Hw u go chop no wash mouth abey u want pelvic decay)

8. They push another person's pregnancy on your
neck, just because they have gotten under your
boxers

(Do not blame her, d new policy TSA- Treasury Single Account encourages all in one account)

9. They start treathening you with marriage, saying
that calamity will befall u if u fail to marry them

(Yes, U cnt throw away d baby & basin after bathing her)

10. Feel free to add the last one

(Any man woman born, must respect d woman unless na catfish born u)
cc
Tosyne2much

VOLATILE and controversial Nollywood diva, Tonto
Dikeh’s wild streak is becoming strongly legendary
and it doesn’t look like the actress has any
shortcoming about it. There seems to be nothing
the actress can’t talk about.
Last Friday, when the whole world was celebrating
the World Siblings Day, posting family pictures in
joyful mood on several social media, Tonto took a
different turn saying she has neither worthy
siblings nor family to celebrate.
“National siblings day,I am my own family/Sibling..
For those of you with worthy siblings/family, don’t
forget to show them love today and continually”,
she posted on Instagram.
Later on, she posted a picture of her housemaid,
known as Onyinye, whom she has celebrated
severally, and praised her as her closest family.
‘Knocking on Heaven’s Door’ comes to town
THE much-awaited top of the range movie
‘Knocking on Heaven’s Door’ will finally be
premièred today, Friday, April 18,at the Silverbird
Galleria, Victoria Island, Lagos.
A production of Achievas Entertainment in
conjunction with Royal Arts Academy , ‘Knocking
On Heaven’s Door’ brings to grim reality an
emotional exposé on domestic violence, betrayal,
passion, faith and love.
It is an emotional story of Debbie, a beautiful
singer with a heavenly voice, married to the
handsome and charismatic Moses. She is the envy
of many. Debbie however harbours a dark secret
that she tries to keep hidden within the confines of
her perfect world; she is being physically and
emotionally abused by Moses and the strain of it
threatens to break her.
Can she be saved by a knight in shining armour,
Tom, or will she be consumed by the
machinations of Brenda, Moses’ scorned lover who
will stop at nothing to see that she extracts her
pound of flesh?
Set in a church community and woven in the
tapestry of music and song, ‘Knocking on
Heaven’s Door’ promises to be an unforgettable
story, showcasing the amazing talent that abounds
in Nigeria.
Starring Majid Michel, Ini Edo-Ehiagwina, Blossom
Chukwujekwu, Adesuwa Etomi, Robert Peters, Lelee
Byoma, Steve Onu (aka Yaw of Wazobia) and
featuring singer, Evaezi. The movie is produced by
Emem Isong & Ini Edo-Ehiagwina and directed by
Desmond Elliot. Costuming by Jerry Obodo of
Swanky Signatures.
SOURCE: http://brainnewsng.com/i-dont-have-
worthy-siblingsfamily-tonto/


My own again be say hw come she dey celebrate her Father & step mother if dis publication na true? I fear dis life, d more u look, d less u see.

wait ooo I think say tonto say she no get family once 4 media. which one come be " my luvly father & step mother here?

my people my people dey yan Obama as dem shake hand say " where Ur daughters na, my son made 1st class 4 UK. A beg allow dem mingle, I promise 2 legalize gay 4 my state.