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Enny2013:
My own is,has she told u y she posted her ex pictures? She must xplain fah.

I for buy you beer and catfish peppersoup if to say you dey Lagos

Mehn that should be the day I took the choir ministration song "What can I do" by Tye Tribett , I went totally off beat, at some point I just dey pray make the song do finish.

If no be God I for change church

hardeyeanc:
I hope this platform has not crashed it won't be funny o

Baba ehnnnnn it won't be funny oooh

LuQuLuQu:
Go and get married. So you will show off your husband's mansion in outer space

You dey very silllyy

Xadena:
Among all the prospective candidates, you choose to reinforce faiure, was it not in GEJ's administration that the national treasury was looted without remorse? Not again!


What pattern? The pattern that led to the sharing of yam? and widespread insecurity?

I guess the treasury is intact and you're much more secured right now...... Oga take the back seat and cover your face with the hood

sukkot:
make you no go carry used bed wey get bedbugs oooooo

and bro UK is expensive. you didnt realise that before you japa ni ? even your council tax alone is like 1 million naira

Guy encourage her nahhhhj

takin35:
Congratulations.

Hi Guys, i just got admission into Bangor University MSc in computing. Can anybody enlighten me as regards life in UK where the school is situated? I also work in Nigerian Breweries as a full time employee. Please should i leave for the place or still face my job?

Bro, please there Is thread to ask this kind of question for UK student, locate it and do the needful

phidipe:
hello i have being following this thread and i have a few questins to ask you, let private chat please i will drop my email after you reply to this request

Make Una no start this nonsense oooooh..... Una come again oooh

. Wetin dey sup for Lagos nahhh see as dem make the guy resemble "SID" of "Ice age"

I have asked this question several times to couples whom I see acting up after few years in marriage..."before marriage was there a part of you that wanted to stay forever??"

wallstreetnews:
Inside the topmost floor of the control tower of Anambra international airport

Oga nah wig you wear for eyes abi nah your eyebrows I dey see so

Let's go to court, I hope there's also a written agreement of the collateral if not I will (A) tell the Judge the amount B used as collateral in exchange for the machine is x5 of what she is giving me.

No one has monopoly of madness

Kciey:
Actually my wife had plans of going through an agent on this route but a friend from uk has asked me not to waste money as they have suspended the program. I have check the uk government website and I did not find any news like that. Obviously it’s just one silly rumor again sorry about that.

That person nah bad belle go kill am....eh no want make Una come Yankee

Ifeanyicosta:
I don't know if am the only one that know to the logical way of stopping masturbation.it took me more than 10 years to discover that.for men only

Bring it on Bro

blowjohn:
Will u kip quiet.
Which thread is insightful.
U want to buy company ni?
If twitter was not bought u think this thread would have been created?

Abi companies above 40 billion dollars is our problem now in the country?

Oga with rat face

IamGreen1:
Karma, lol. I'll karmalise the person myself. Who karma epp. You'll work towards being yourself karma

I swear down Sis.... I would have caused havoc oooh....the parents sef go know sey no be everything money dey solve

galantjoe:
Your stubbornness nearly cost your freedom. What prevented you from using your data to delete the msg and save yourself from all this brouhaha.

Stubborn fly flows corpse to grave.

Why you talk anyhow like this, wetin dey worry you....if you don't know how to contribute in issues like this just Stfu... Make the guy use him data delete chat wey no concern am.

Some on Una too Fvck up for this forum

Biglittlelois:
Very sad

So when the foolish girl chatted you up hope you weren't nice to her? Because i would have cursed her and extended it to her lineage on behalf of Mr Ayinde, very terrible human, and I hope she knows she will never go unpunished,

Like people that accuse others falsely how do they sleep well at night? How do they function well knowing someone is being punished for a crime they didn't commit? SMH.

It makes me wonder where Karma comes in sometimes

coachwilcox:
What the Bleep is a lab?

C'mon brah he meant to say "Laps"

Nikkganc08:
Mine was a sad tale but a bit different

My parents had 5 kids ( four boys and a girl)

The sad tale happened around when I was in primary 1.


My Grandma heard a story of how a child put his fingers in her sisters genital. The first thing that came to her mind was to rush down to my mums house to break d news. She just believed that we've been doing same.

Somehow, she came and convinced my mum that we all ( the four of us) have been putting our finger in our sisters anus.

As at then, our eldest brother was still in either primary 4 or 5 (I'm the third child).

My Grandma and mum brought us all out in d parlour and gave us all serious flogging without telling us what was wrong.

After d first batch of torture, we were all crying already. That was when she announced that we have been putting our fingers in her anus.

Pls before u judge me, note that at such age, I had ZERO IDEA of what putting hands in someone's anus meant.

My sister was called to confess.
She shouldn't be more than 2 years then.

They asked her...

Did xxxx put his hand in ur bum bum?
She'll Nod her head in affirmation.

Did yyyy put his hand in ur bum bum?
She'll Nod again.

Will u eat human head? She'll nod
Will u drink urine? She'll Nod

Anything u say, She'll nod.

Mum didn't care about her foolish nodding. They just wanted her to confirm that we all put fingers there.

Well..., after several hours or torture , the eldest two insisted that they've never done such before (because they were a bit matured and knowledgeable then). They were spared.

I tried same but more beating was added.

Mum stripped me and d last son naked and flogged us more .

She said, 'tell me d truth, I'll leave u'

We both said we r innocent.

More slaps, flogging and hours of kneeling down where served to us.

Frog jumping and 'no food' threats were added.
Followed by no more school fees.
And finally, that they'd come to our school and make sure we'll be called out and flogged in front of everyone during morning assembly.

She kept on saying " tell me d truth and I'd leave u".

Finally , we had to admit to d story so that mum would spare us.

Lol....!!!


That was when d real beating started. Its a long story though.

She told all our relatives about how we've been putting our fingers in our little sisters anus.

She won't let our sister play or stay with us.
She'd just shout 'remove her from there before xxxx and yyyy (name withheld) would start fingering her.

She bought more pants for her (the BIG ones) plus some stuffs that is blackish and looks like boxers (don't know d name but women wear it alot). She must were pant, that black boxers, and a hose at same time before putting on her blouse.

Followed by tutorials for her to shout and report us to mum any day we touch her pant again. Lol...!!!

Whenever mum is bored, she'll just call d both of us, strip us naked, kneel us down , then flog us as much as she wanted.

Followed by questions like, "when was d last time u put fingers in ur sisters bum bum? ".
"Is it yesterday? Last week? today? "

If u don't pick anyone, She'll pick one for u.
Maybe, she'd say d last time u did it was yesterday.

Whenever grandma feels bored , she'd come to our house, strip us naked and start her own flogging.


I'm almost 30 years now.
I'm a non-virgin.
I might have done stuffs with my female friends.

But d truth remains this...
As kids, we were tortured for what we knew nothing about.

Something I had no idea of what it meant.

Someday, maybe this week, I'd call my sister and mum together, she has to confess whether she was fingered or not.

And mum MUST apologize for d unnecessary torture.
Grandma is dead. So, let's allow her to rest in peace


If my sister decides to accuse me , then we MUST get a native doctor to fish out d truth.

I won't let such heavy accusation slide again without repercussions

I swear down Bro....THIS MUST NOT SLIDE AT ALLLLLL...... Please quote me with the feedback

Jaqenhghar:
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Make I hear word. You didnt need the sex tape to ascertain anything. People already told you the contents which should be enough unless of course you also enjoy watching little girls. You are lucky you are not in one western country. Material like that on your device can get you a very lengthy jail sentence and your na.e on the registered sex offenders list. That's child pronography. You can explain to the judge that you are the lead investigator and wanted to know if the girl's mother was lying

My you confidently sound like a idiat

dominique:
It's the way you men absolve yourselves of any wrongdoing for me. You said fear women then went on to say it was the lawyer that made the girl set the security man up. If there's anybody we should be fearing, it's the pedophile lawyer who wants to ruin the lives of both the girl and the security guard but you passively mentioned him as if what he's doing is not out of the ordinary. For every wayward corrupt girl out there, there's a man that made her that way. Swallow that with your red pill

Silly girl

Wetin Una no go blame men for.

Beremx:
Before Truth or Dare, there was Devils Mail Bag. I remember the game back then in secondary school in the early 90s

Ah comrade you don teyyyyyyyyyy

Onyeka90210:
Apple Beats fits pro now available for 94k negotiable

Earpods for 94k, how much be Helicopter headset

This is a gadaam clearance thread... Una dey mad for here

Hello good people.

Hope you guys are doing great.

Please and please can I have a HND in mass communication (lower credit) and will like to go to Canada via study route...I have 5years of experience in Supply chain

I understand unlike UK, Canada do not HND for direct MSc program.

Can anyone please recommend a very very affordable university where I can study a PGD program in Canada.

Thank yooooooou

WriterNig:
Okay take your football boots and head to the pitch if it's that easy.

He's too fat bro, he can't even kick an orange

Emecson:
not awwwwww but ouuchhhhhh

Not Awwww or Ouuccchh but Chai and Kai

skales67:
Oga, go and make money or I'll nack your wife!

That's if your wife or gf is not already on her knees giving your gateman serious BJ...... I'd advise a DNA test for your kids and that's if you're even potent enough to impregnate a woman.

skales67:
Oga go and make money or else your woman will cheat on you with a guy with potbelly like Cubana Chief Priest.

Some of una go just open mouth type nonsense

mema900:
See, the sperms that biulds up in ur body must be let out MUST be let out someway, its a natural process. Just find a cheap way to let it out...masturbate when you can, Bleep once in a while. The more u bottle it, the more problem it will create.

Bro if you no no how to give advise just shut up

thebossagain:
Try Bangor university.
You will get the admission.

Thanks Bro, I really appreciate

Alexjohn2020:
try Liverpool Hope university

Please is this for Msc OR Pgd