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Thebadpolitican:
Mad man keep deceiving yourself

I wouldn't indulge in what i don't enjoy. I have a 12 inches black dilldo, and a 6 inches white dilldo. I recently ordered a vibrator from Jumia and should be delivered tomorrow. I am taking my sex life to a new world of pleasure. Aside from recieving, succking is another activity i enjoy so much. Sucking a big black dicck is therapeutic for me

Thebadpolitican:
G spot is for sexual purpose the p spot is not sexual but diagnostic purpose the postrate gland stores semen when touch would only trigger a force flow of semen out of the penni's


A g spot In a woman could be touched many times as possible and not lead to tear even without lubrication when being touched , it gives an endless sexual satisfaction unlike the p spot that needs you hands to be well lubricated and still gives no sexual satisfaction
In the end

I have been chopping dicck with all confidence for the past 15 years. I have never experienced any tear, discomfort, or anything. I dont experience pain when getting fuccked, rather pleasure to the extent i cum without touching myself. I get maximum sexual satisfaction from receiving a dicck, and the bigger the dicck, the better. My ass was meant for two purpose, to stool, and to receive dicck. And when he sucks my nipple, and spank my asscheeks, i shake in utter pleasure. Go and watch some gay porn and stop living in delusion. Even girls enjoy anal sex. Try it!

Thebadpolitican:
Ignorant to the fact you're touching a delicate muscle in your body that could lead you to a permanent injury least I remember pastorate muscle does that not bring sexual satisfaction

So proud in your ignorance.

Read about the male g-spòt.

Until then, don't quote me again.

Jarod247:
I am so distraught right now. 3 years ago, my kid sister who is now 24 years went to Lagos to work.
Well, we spoke to the woman who she was supposed to work with and we all have our consent to it.
Let just say this girl has been an issue . She is the last kid . She is very stubborn but fears me Alot. I couldn't bring her over to stay with me cos I was in school trying to lift my head up. So her leaving to go fend for herself was a relief to me so my mum can rest from her wahala. That woman is suffering and it pains me so much.

While in Lagos,I keep tabs on her and she was doing well . Depsite that she works and earn money, I keep sending her monthly allowance.
As of last month, I sent her some money and we also spoke on phone .

My elder sister called me yesterday that my kid sister called and told her that she gave birth.
That sound like a joke to me cos How?

Well, from the information gathered she actually gave birth to a baby girl all alone at Home. The guy responsible has absconded.

I am battered emotionally with this news . Pregnant for nine months , didn't tell anyone till she has given Birth. What if something has happened to her .

This girl has hurt me walahi. I warned her seriously about getting pregnant. This her action is a threat to my effort to rise financially cos how are we even going to take care of that baby.
The money I earned isn't enough to take care of myself and mum. I know Alot of stuff I have given up just to make sure my mum and siblings are a bit okay including getting married . I am 34 years.
I was even planning on sending her to Uni next year.
Her next destination is going back to the village to stay with my mum, this will put more burden on that woman.
I am yet to speak with her cos I am so angry with her. My elder sister said I shouldn't talk to her angrily hence I trigger a toxic hormone that will affect the baby.

I don't know what to do. Seriously I am devastated. This girl want to kill me . Can't even think straight

Plight of the first sons.
My advice, if she's mature enough to spread her legs, she's also mature enough to feed herself and her baby. Just concentrate on your mother. Your sister is old enough. She will only drag you down!!!

Thebadpolitican:
I don't the fact you have medical issues

On thing I know about humans is if they are giving the chance they will take their sister's as wife and sleep with animal's and cum inside it

That's why Total liberalism shouldn't be allowed in domocracy for mentally unstable people like you ..


I bet your anus have had a tear you can go and deny it

What can organsm would you want to derive that could lead to a painful and even destroy your penni's if not carefully done

Disgusting every signs is showing that it's unatural

You are ignorant.

So you're dismissed!

When is part 2 coming out?

SenecaTheYonger:
You say that like you despise your nature.

Nah... I don't despise it.

I love getting drilled. Especially if it's a BBC.

I only despise hypocrites!

Chnbanc:
So how come u exist?

How come God exist?

You be mumu...

SenecaTheYonger:
Lol I thought you said gay men only choose high quality men?

You think say real life na porn

I have known all i need.

A homophobe that have gay friends.

If i dig further, i will also find out that they also drilled your asshole.

But that's all for now.

You are dismissed!

SenecaTheYonger:
First gay guy was my closest childhood friend. I never suspected. It was during 2go days. He told me on the app that he liked me. Told him I liked him too cause, wtf, my mind never went there. Then he got excited and said, “You know I’m gay right?” And I freaked out. I told every one in our circle. (I regret that now cause I lost him) He was isolated and rumors spread and he had to move out from our estate. Well, I was young then, could have handled it better.

The second one was also my dear dear friend from computer school. We’re still friends now tho cause I’m not that guy anymore. Plus not so much stigma like before. The rest are from people I don’t really know.

Despite your experience, you still degrade them as bottom-barrel men. It shows you are yet to grow up. You were naive then, and still naive now. Having gay friends doesn't excuse being a homophobe

SenecaTheYonger:
They don’t have to know my deepest thoughts. But this is what’s been thought of your kind.

Your thought is irrelevant.

And i sure as hell no one is hitting on you.

But you're free to daydream. It's free!

SenecaTheYonger:
If you’re gay then you’re automatically a low bottom-barel male. you fvck a hole where digestive waste come out from. Don’t stress yourself, mate. I’ve had guys hitting on me since I was 18; and they’re mostly friends. And I politely turn them down.

So you had gay friends, and you regarded these friends as low bottom-barrel males? And they hit on you and you politely turned them down Listen to yourself

In the presence of a sigma male, your alpha boyfriend will kneel down and suck my dicck.

SenecaTheYonger:
No need to be insecure mate, you’re already ga_y so why add to that?

I said you are no one's type.

So don't worry about gays.

Gays don't hit on ugly or average males.

Chnbanc:
Plz stop this ok.
Am not gay.
Am straight.

Even spaghetti is straight until it's hot!

No one cares.

Let others live their life, and you live yours.

Chnbanc:
Oga ur own don finish....
Are you crazy.
Pvssy plenty
But u choose to be a homo..
Holy craps....
I spit on u
U r a pervert.
U deserve punishment..

Come and punish me with your big dicck.

I will take it wholeheartedly!!!

Thebadpolitican:
You start cumming haha ..


Just like you're passing stool and you're cumming that should be a serious medical concern

The anal hole is even painful for stooling not when a rod is bruising it daily....

Am curious are you the woman in your gay relationship or you're the man....

Sometimes i give it, sometimes i take it. I dont feel any pain when receiving. All i feel is pleasure and nothing else, to the extent i cum without touching myself.

If you read about the male center of gravity, you will understand the science behind this. It isn't a medical disorder.

I have been stooling quite fine, for the past 15 years since i started recieving. I don't wear pampaers.

No matter how big the dicck is, my anus is so elastic that it always go back to its normal size. As

But sex is only a small portion of it. It's being in companionship with that person that makes your heart fluster. It doesn't matter the gender.

Thebadpolitican:
LGBT is a mental illness from the white men
U blame the americans and Obama for the world wide madness

God gave anus for stooling not for drilling

My anus was made for drilling. How do you explain this: as he is fuccking me, i start cumming without even touching myself.

SenecaTheYonger:
How did you know this? You talked to all of them?

You are no one's type.

Feel free!

Borntosmoke:
Your brain works like AI. I hope it hasn't encounter some syntax error

I do once in a while, but i always reboot, repair, and also maintain my brain for maximum output.

I am GAY and women love me.

Unlike the common stereotypes of what a gay man is,

I don't wear makeup
I don't act feminine in any way.
Nor do i crossdress.

I am a handsome black man whose charisma and confidence makes irresistible.

Girls love me. Guys love me too, even when i confess to them about my sexuality.

Many of the so-called straights have hit on me, to know if i have feeling for them. An ego thing!

Unfortunately my taste in men is quite high.

You must be Mature. Tall.

Black. Intelligent. Handsome. Rich cause i don't want a liability. A big tool is a bonus!

You have to look like a supermodel or i ain't falling for you.

So don't worry if your gay friends have feelings for you. Yes, they are gay, but you are obviously not their type.

Feel free!

Gays are everywhere. Some members of your family are gay, but still hiding.

Some of your friends are gay. Church members, neighbours.

Your brother, or maybe your sister or cousin. Your son and daughter can be too. No one created themselves.

But because of societal hate, they live their whole life in hiding and pretence, even join in stoning their fellow gays to death.

But not me. I came out, and i stopped hiding. You either like me, or hate me. But i am going to live my truth.

When you fight against members of the LGBTQ+ community, you are merely fighting yourself.

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superCleanworks:
After they will say only brings bad news.

It's like without Nairaland, your blog cannot stand sorry oh sorry oh

Bbit1:
.Please forgive me,
Have mercy on me, if I can help myself I won't be here begging, please come to my aid, I've been seeking assistance on nairaland, I'm  Celestine am 30 year of age frm Enugu State Awgu L G A.
I have spinal cord injury that have keeps me indoor mostly for d 14 years, my hands are also got afected making me not able to use my fingers well
. my problem now is that life have been very hard for us me and my mother lately.she is diabetics for long and she been the on carrying for me.

to provide food and some medicine is hard, my family has been supporting us but the burden haz been too heavy, have been strugling with life since then to survives. I don't have anything doing for now.living with pains and bed sore on both bum-bum, and continual urine infection
Not able to for
routine hospital visit due lack of funds
Please I am pleading to well meaning Nigerians come to our aid I need your financial help to enable go for medical, the last doctor i see said I need to do MRI scan test, which I don't have the funds for now,pls no matter how
Small it will enable us get some medicine,food and other basic items for my daily SCI cares. I depend on some medical supplies for survival . just last few months I feel terribly sick which landed in hospital.pls I need your help
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For how many years shall you beg? That cancer will kill you!!!

His mouth is always moving. He talks a lot. Chochochochocho. I am obedient, but he needs to learn to listen.

When I pull up with my car, i dont care if i'm wearing a pyjamas, i will always steal the show. Men wey get doings

ntipro:
It started with lesbian posts. Now, gay posts are coming in.
Nairaland is gradually turning to a LGBTQIA site.

No one is complaining about straight posts... Rest in Jesus name

Crampyblood:
I read up until the 'slurping' part...





Now how can I unread this sh*t

Jeon:
hmm

Gaybriel

Gaybriel!

Fixed!

So i met someone recently and whenever i see him, i feel butterflies in my stomach.

I am a sexy nigga and he is always telling me how handsome i am.

Especially when i am washing my dreads or having a cut.

I also like him. And his bulge is always visible whenever he visits temptation.

We are almost the same age, early twenties and yesterday i finally had the courage to ask him if i could suck him.

At first he was shocked, then he looked closely and saw the seriousness in my face.

I told him i have always wanted to suck him the first day i saw him.

His bulge was now more visible than ever.

Long story short, i was soon slurping, sucking and licking his manhood.

It was very meaty, like the one i saw on this platform a few days ago.

I sucked for about 10mins, before he started cumming inside my mouth and i swallowed it.

This was my first time swallowing, and i was so turned on that i never wanted it to end.

He dominated me.

Soon his fingers were exploring my hole and i couldn't wait to finally have him inside me. My hole was itching to have him as soon as possible.

Unexpected, something rammed inside me and i screamed. And before i could say another word, he was thrusting in with such ferocity, with has balls slapping on my cheeks.

I felt like a b!tch being mounted like a dog, and soon i started to cum without even touching myself.

I was shaking and pushing him away but he dragged me back with his strong arms and continue ramming into me.

This was the craziest thing that have ever happened to me. What really happened and how was i able to cum without touching myself? Forgive my typos. I am literally shaking with excitement.