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RomanceRe: Hidden In Plain Sight: Our Past Is A Lie (Photos) by AndroidAI(m): 10:35pm On Aug 03, 2022
OurTruth24:
This is not a Church
It's actually a CHURCH lipsrsealed

Conspiracy theorist!.

But of course, we should take your word for it.

RomanceRe: Hidden In Plain Sight: Our Past Is A Lie (Photos) by AndroidAI(m): 10:31pm On Aug 03, 2022
So I have to take your word for it without any empirical evidence? That makes you just another conspiracy theorist! Please stop watching those YouTube channels feeding you those cock and bull for the sake of traffic.
FamilyRe: How Do You Deal With An Habit You Hate But You Can't Stop Doing? by AndroidAI(m): 10:19pm On Aug 03, 2022
SerikiFulani:
Thanks for the inspiration smiley

I really appreciate.
You got this.

You can do it.

You will have relapses.

It's normal.

When i relapsed, i pick myself up and try again.

Then try to avoid the things that made me relapse.

I wish i never started in the first place cry

Weed is heaven lol. I sometimes miss the feeling of being high cheesy

But I also understand that it's no longer serving me.

Wishing you the best bro!
FamilyRe: How Do You Deal With An Habit You Hate But You Can't Stop Doing? by AndroidAI(m): 10:09pm On Aug 03, 2022
SerikiFulani:
Ain't easy at all....I been doing weed for over 15 years and even thoughI look good,I'm thinking of quitting.

I just gotta keep my head up high smiley
I was addicted to weed too. But if you're determined to stop, you will. You just have to make up your mind to deal with the two weeks withdrawal which is hell. No appetite. Boredom. Insomnia. Night sweat. Vivid dreams. And the worst, cravings.

But once you get past this stage, you have conquered it. I am six months sober, after smoking daily for 5 years.

See, the benefits of being sober is too much. If i start writing the benefits, it will turn to a textbook. I am now in control of my mind, not my mind controlling me with urges to smoke.
RomanceRe: My Advice To Short Guys Looking For A Girlfriend by AndroidAI(m): 9:42pm On Aug 03, 2022
czarr:
Height is definitely a big deal when it comes to attraction, at least for females, but other things can compensate for lack of height.
There are tons of factors, and i agree that height is one of them, but it's not an ultimatum if you have other factors going for you. Unfortunately most short guys are facially unappealing, dumb, dresses like a clown, poor self-esteem, boring, coupled with poverty. In this case, height isn't the problem. The problem plenty pass height. You can also be tall, and if you don't have other factors, you'll still struggle. For instance, I love tall dudes. But there are tons of tall dudes i will never look twice. There are also some short dudes whom i have massive crush on simply because they have game.
FamilyRe: Why If Your Thin, People Look You Like You Don't Feed Well? by AndroidAI(m): 9:35pm On Aug 03, 2022
If you are so thin that people are worried that you dont eat well, then you need to take serious action unless you like your current state.

What's your daily calories in take like? What about protein? Eating eba as breakfast, yam as lunch, and fufu as dinner isn"t healthy eating.

You're obviously deficient in some nutrients. Get in touch with a dietician, and hit the gym. Stop saying it's genetics unless you were officially diagnosed to have a genetic disorder, which can also be managed with proper guidance.
FamilyRe: How Do You Deal With An Habit You Hate But You Can't Stop Doing? by AndroidAI(m): 9:23pm On Aug 03, 2022
You have messed up your dopamine system... What you need is total detoxification but unfortunately, it's not easy. You might need some outside help. Get in touch with a therapist, and replace your habits with healthy ones. It will take your brain time to create new neural pathways. I think there are deeper issues that you're masking with weed and sex.
FamilyRe: How Do I Train My 3 N Half Year Old. I'm Lost! by AndroidAI(m): 9:11pm On Aug 03, 2022
The day I get a girl child in my life, i will weep terribly, then look for a way to give her up for adoption. A girl child will only bring sorrow, depression and anxiety to her parents. If you like use a soft or iron hand, it won't solve anything. She will end up being what she wants to be. But ensure she's not been sexually abused by an uncle or aunty. 3 years is too small. Also, mind the kind of movies you watch, thinking the little girl doesn't know anything. Also, desist from kissing your wife in her presence. Even some parents knack in front of their kid thinking she's too small to understand what's going on. It's well.
FamilyRe: What Should We Do Pls? by AndroidAI(m): 9:04pm On Aug 03, 2022
You all have tried. 27 years is no longer a child or teenager but an evening newspaper. Her mates in the North already have 8 children and counting. If she hasn't gotten sense at that age, there's nothing you can do about it other than hope they don't use her for ritual.
RomanceRe: My Advice To Short Guys Looking For A Girlfriend by AndroidAI(m): 8:56pm On Aug 03, 2022
czarr:
The reason women give you green light is not necessarily because you are charming or any of the things you listed, but you exude non neediness probably because of your sexual orientation....
You're probably right... I don't give a damn about them pussies. If that can make them attracted, that's proof that height isn't an issue as op makes it to be.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Does Loneliness Really Affect A Young Person? by AndroidAI(m): 7:35pm On Aug 03, 2022
Exceptional22:
Lol. You are so right. They've dealt with me. Well, maybe because they are all teenagers sha.

I did have friends in school and my former place. I just moved to this town and I can't find someone I could really relate with. That's frustrating.
Both the teenagers and the evening newspapers will add sorrow. In fact, the evening newspapers are the worst. Know this and know peace. If you want to make friends, then you need a place where you can constantly hang out. Like a gym centre, a bar, a game center, or even a football club. Also, be careful the kind of friends you make. Some can be more dangerous than Nigerian girls. My rule is, i choose them; they don't choose me.
ProgrammingRe: I Want A Review And Advices On My Platform Please by AndroidAI(m): 7:26pm On Aug 03, 2022
Looks more mature than NL. However, make your boards/groups/sections or categories stand out. A front-page feed will also look good, just like Facebook or Reddit. It helps users to engage with your content. Lastly, don't waste money on ads; instead, invest in content marketing. Work with writers and copywriters with experience in SEO. Your ideal users will find you organically if your SEO game is on point. All it takes is time and consistency. Good luck.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Does Loneliness Really Affect A Young Person? by AndroidAI(m): 7:10pm On Aug 03, 2022
Seems you don't have friends. Try to make friends first! Nigerians girls will only add sorrow to your life.
BusinessRe: ₦22 Million Stolen From Customer’s Car Parked Inside Access Bank In Kaduna by AndroidAI(m): 4:12pm On Aug 03, 2022
McStoic:
I dey tell you. He even had the presence of mind to disclose to the security guards that he had money in his car. What a very naive entity..
He probably told the security in hope that he will pay special attention to the car, and I think he did grin
BusinessRe: Does Lesotho Paypal Still Work? by AndroidAI(m): 7:16pm On Aug 02, 2022
Make sure it's business lesotho you're opening...
CelebritiesRe: Portable 'zazu' Storms The Gym To Lift Heavy Irons, What's Happening? (VIDEO) by AndroidAI(m): 7:14pm On Aug 02, 2022
TimmyTen:
It seems like if you are normal in Nigeria you won't make it that big, but if you are abnormal or act abnormal, vuuuum…you will be cashing out.

Welcome to my country, where elephants can fly and goats can lay eggs
For everyone in Nigeria to talk about you, you have to be abnormal. Being normal doesn't sell.
FamilyRe: I'm In Trouble. I Need Your Advice. by AndroidAI(m): 7:02pm On Aug 02, 2022
This one is an idiiot.

The old gf will soon poison you and take over your business.

And i wouldn't blame her.

In fact i hope she poison you undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please I Need Advice On Business I Can Do With 300k by AndroidAI(m): 6:53pm On Aug 02, 2022
Lawly:
Yes I would recommend that
Location alone has already gulp down the money, not to talk off furnishing the place and buying the necessary equipment. Generator alone will cut the money in half. Comment with sense next time!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please I Need Advice On Business I Can Do With 300k by AndroidAI(m): 6:26pm On Aug 02, 2022
clarkmos15:
try starting an Internet Cafe Business if u have an idea on it
With 300k? undecided
RomanceRe: Masturbation Is Ruining My Life by AndroidAI(m): 4:17pm On Aug 02, 2022
teebagy:
when a student ask a teacher a question based on d teacher theoritical teaching and d teacher asks d student to go and ask goggle dosent it show how intelligent and sensible d teacher is?.
Unfortunately, I am not your teacher. I merely responded out of the goodness of my heart. You want me to marry you a wife, and still impregnate her for you? Even a teacher will give a student a take-home assignment, which i did.
RomanceRe: Masturbation Is Ruining My Life by AndroidAI(m): 2:51pm On Aug 02, 2022
teebagy:
how is porn worst than masturbation
Good question. Now type that on Google or YouTube... You'll have your answer.
RomanceRe: Masturbation Is Ruining My Life by AndroidAI(m): 2:39pm On Aug 02, 2022
Masturbation is a natural activity found not only in humans.

Whether you masturbate or not, one way or another, you're going to cum for the rest of your life.

But there's an exception. The Death Grip Syndrome. That's dangerous and would ruin your sex life.

If you're the the type that masturbate with an overly firm or aggressive grip, then you need to stop.

Porn is also a demon on its own. Its impact on your brain is worst than masturbation itself. Quit porn first!
RomanceRe: My Advice To Short Guys Looking For A Girlfriend by AndroidAI(m): 2:31pm On Aug 02, 2022
I'm 5'4 and mind you, countless girls have given me tons of green lights but unfortunately for them, I am a proud gay man who loves to collect dicck.

What attracts people is often not height, but a charming personality, a positive vibe, intelligence and confidence. In fact, the way your smell can make a girl fall for you.

When i say charming, i am not saying turn yourself to a loud clown. Have a class of you own. Dress smart, with fitted wears. And don't take shit from anyone.

Just have a healthy self-esteem and stop seeing your height as a disadvantage. Whether you're tall or short, not everyone will like you.

If you are making money just for the sake of holes, then your name is SORRY.
RomanceRe: Couple Got Married With Only 2 Guests, Bought Food At Nearby Eatery (Pix, Video) by AndroidAI(m): 3:48pm On Aug 01, 2022
Jennyclay:
Ehya Poor couple. Just take a look at the low budget wedding.

My wedding must be very Loud, my future husband must be ready to spend.
You still ended up with 8 likes undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies: How Do You Reply A Guy When You Are Not Interested? by AndroidAI(m): 1:00pm On Aug 01, 2022
Enny2013:
Put ur own DP and let's see how u look.
Dis is nt a faceless forum,bcs there's a space to attach photo...put ur photo,ugly mofo!
Ugly man who isnt bold enough to show his face. Ode!
Keep it coming... I am ready for u today.
Enough of ur cyberbullies!
Please, I'm not here to quarrel, but your hair looks ridiculous. I think a different style might work for you. You're still cute tho, but that hair lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I Lost My Phone Today. Please Advise. by AndroidAI(m): 12:25pm On Aug 01, 2022
Godswilleee:
sadI lost my phone on saturday too, After losing #50000 a month ago
Pele. Some days are like that. I remember losing my precious phone while in school, with money too. Worst, final exams was only a week away. You can imagine the psychological anguish cry
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies End Up With Irresponsible Guys? by AndroidAI(m): 12:20pm On Aug 01, 2022
Girls don't like nice guys, rather the irresponsible ones. One told my friend to beat her blue and black whenever she disobeys him. cry
RomanceRe: My Friend Slapped A Nurse by AndroidAI(m): 9:45pm On Jul 31, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked




That's how Nigerian doctors and nurses behaves. Woe betides you if they discover that you're from a poor background.

I nearly lost my beloved mum when I was 16 because of how nurses treated her. From that day I developed serious hatred for medical practitioners especially doctors and nurses. I have no RIP to waste anytime I heard any of them dies. I am always happy when I heard that a doctor or nurse is dead.
I lost my kid bro, who was barely 5 years old to doctors' and nurses' negligence.
RomanceRe: Rihanna Shows Off Her Baby For The First Time by AndroidAI(m): 8:14pm On Jul 31, 2022
PavillionEnergy:
grin

Imagine A$AP banging Rihanna and looking straight into her fine face when his hot akamu flows out from his rod.
There's nothing special with her. She shits every morning just like you.

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