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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea City (1 - 0) On 26th December 2013 by andyanders: 5:40pm On Dec 26, 2013
Havilah93: Wetin do Etoo sef?
Eto is finished. Morinho just brought useless strikers to Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea City (1 - 0) On 26th December 2013 by andyanders: 5:34pm On Dec 26, 2013
Edoblakky: I feel Mourinho is seriously in a state of confusion. You knew you had no striker yet you loaned out Lukaku. Now to score is our problem. We can't go far like this. Mourinho should stop fooling himself, he should go and get a striker, we are struggling. I hope we win this match and move upward!
My brother, you are right. Can't know why he gave out all the good strikers only to bring dead Eto and their likes and we are here suffering.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 26th December 2013 by andyanders: 5:27pm On Dec 26, 2013
stupi=d keeper.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea City (1 - 0) On 26th December 2013 by andyanders: 5:26pm On Dec 26, 2013
Chelsea, I have put up my car for a stake here. Never fail me todayooooooo.Score goalsssssss. Not comfortable with this one goal
Romance › Re: Letter To A Nairalander I Have A Huge Crush On by andyanders: 5:08pm On Dec 26, 2013
maureen5: thanks alot. he has commented.
That's good. Never allow a man crack your heart.
Romance › Re: Letter To A Nairalander I Have A Huge Crush On by andyanders: 1:41pm On Dec 26, 2013
maureen5: thanks , i just hope i didn't do bad. embarassed sad
If h fails to comment, let me know. I will issue a warrant of arrest on him because nobody should hurt you.
Romance › Re: Should A Man Live In A House Built By His In-law? by andyanders: 1:15pm On Dec 26, 2013
unuane1: A man is expected to fend for himself and his family, but circumstances may force a man to consider doing away with the norm. For instance, in some cultures, it is considered wrong for a man to live in a house built by his in-laws. However, some people think it is not a big deal; besides, circumstances may require in-laws to lend a helping hand to their daughter’s family.
What is you take or opinion on this. Is it right for a man to live in a house built by his in-laws?
Not right. I had witnessed a scene whereby a guy who got married to a well to do man's daughter insulted by the daughter of the man because the father inlaw gave the guy the house to stay after their marriage in the United States where they met and got married.
We all live in GRA Ikeja. One day, they had a misunderstanding, the lady told the husband in my presence, that the house belong to her father. The guy got ashamed entered his car and drove off and never came back to the house. The lady later started pleading to the guy to come back and the guy refused.
In fact, every man should know his boundary and must not accept to stay in his inlaw's house.
Romance › Re: Am Addicted To This Girl,how Can I Cure My Addiction? by andyanders: 7:16pm On Dec 25, 2013
alingo4life: Thanks bros..Quoting you, "Money is power and power is money" That is what am doing..Am seriously going for it..And i know am not gonna fail.The sky is just the starting point..
Sure men, I wish you the best as the sky is your limit and you will get there and no stopping you.
Romance › Re: Am Addicted To This Girl,how Can I Cure My Addiction? by andyanders:
alingo4life: Exactly Bro..Working hard to make money....Keeping my mind off her..Have deleted her numbers,And i know,someday we'll still gonna meet and we will see who will laugh last..
I had a bit-ch like that and she walked out on me cus she was dating an Air force officer and I let her be. Some years later, I became the latest in town and she came begging and going through my friends nd I never looked back.
After some yrs, I came to Nigeria and some of my friends told me to meet them up somewhere for a drink and too my greatest surprise, I met her there with another guy, she couldn't believe when I stepped out of my car and she was like falling from where she sat. Even the guy she came with greeted me with two hands. In fact, she was begging me to sleep with her and I told her it was over and over for real.

In fact, money is sweet and once you have it, ladies wanna be with you. Allow her be and look for the cash and with cash, you can move a mountain. Money is power and power is money.
Romance › Re: Am Addicted To This Girl,how Can I Cure My Addiction? by andyanders:
vcv
Christianity Etc › Re: Exalted Names Of Jesus. by andyanders: 6:20pm On Dec 25, 2013
King of Kings
Omniscience
Unquenchable Fire
The Beginning and the End
Romance › Re: No Guy As Ever Asked Me Out!!!no True Lover At 17...wat Is Wrng Wit Me??? by andyanders: 5:52pm On Dec 25, 2013
fijiano202: i tire ooo Chai what is this world turning into,how can a 17yrs old girl be complaining Shes single when even ur Aunties on Nairaland are also single at their 30's.Firstly you and ur lil sis needs to be flogged,how can u be jealous of ur sister below 16,instead of you to spank and smack her to Face her Studies.Secondly may God forgive me but the pastor u went to meet abt ur single status is a basstard,instead of canning u hes telling you what only ur parents should know at that age.Thirdly why would you be looking for a Boyfriend at 17,if you start sleeping around at this age how will ur future be.Pls Nifemi go and face ur studies and forget abt guys for now,come back when ur alot older and more matured ok
Well spoken. In fact, I dey laugh for 17 yr old girl like op talking of love instead of her books and too, having her younger ones dating goes to show the kind of background she is coming from. Too bad.
Romance › Re: I Love My Girlfriend But She Has Too Many Problems by andyanders: 5:41pm On Dec 25, 2013
You knew her, b4 approaching her and from your statement, you loves her and NEVER wanna loose her, then why complain?

If you truly love her as you said, stand by hand and help her stand and stop complaining and if you cannot stomach her problem then, do not waist her time, tell her off and let her get someone that can accommodate her.
You love her and do wanna loose her is a step towards sitting her down and discussing about her problems to know a way to help her overcome it rather than complaining.
Romance › Re: Am Addicted To This Girl,how Can I Cure My Addiction? by andyanders: 12:54pm On Dec 25, 2013
Go get yourself engaged working and thinking f making money and when you have made the money, the women will look for you with respect.
Only the weak that women disrespect. With money, you command respect and as such, you now behave yourself as a gentleman and women will come knocking at your doors.
Romance › Re: How To Kiss by andyanders: 12:48pm On Dec 25, 2013
You turn your head upside down and lick the anus, that is how to kick start true kissing and I think that will help you out. Or find a dog and start kissing.
Romance › Re: Certified Relationship Expert! Ask Your Questions by andyanders: 12:46pm On Dec 25, 2013
HisRib: Sorry buddy! Can't help you. You might want to consult a dog trainer.

Good luck.
The guy is sick cus he do have intimacy with the dog hence his question.He is sick, good you ignored him. A man that brought dog issue in relationship, goes to relationship section goes to show you who this guy is,
Romance › Re: Ladies What Romantic Gestures Would You Appreciate From Men by andyanders: 12:33pm On Dec 25, 2013
tellwisdom: If no be money..........My brother dont deceive urself undecided undecided
The gospel truth here. Without money love sours. No woman with hunger can develop love. Love expires in secondary school and after that, you face reality.

There was love with those born b4 the civil war and after the civil war and with the advent of computer age, love now sucks. That is why you see the rate of divorce, crime and all sorts of domestic violence.

We only survive love with the help of God. How can a sane man or woman start demanding or thinking of s3x or love when you are hungry. Women smile on seeing money and knowing the future of a man. A man without vision, ends up thinking about reality than love.
Women can only love when money is involved, unless they want to deceive the man because age is against them.
Career › Re: Woman Loses Pregnancy After Alleged Kick From Lebanese Boss by andyanders: 9:29pm On Dec 24, 2013
The lady should have made report to the authorities when the man first slapped her. A married woman and later got to the point the man kicked her and she never reported, Most of these ladies sleep with these white eddiots in bid to get work and other incentives from these men and after satisfying themselves se-ually, the abuse starts and these ladies cannot be bold enough to confront the these men. Too bad for her. Why stay till after five days before reporting the case?
Celebrities › Re: Is Dandison Strongface Nigeria'S Sexiest Male Celebrity? by andyanders: 8:53pm On Dec 24, 2013
Do you think with his looks that this guy is sexy to some women? His man-hood fit no dey move when in action as most of these guys do take drugs that destroys their system. Maybe na mouth him dey use and the third leg no dey waka.
Properties › Re: Victims Of Police Demolition Spend Christmas Under Trees by andyanders: 8:49pm On Dec 24, 2013
searay: Jesus was born in manger, so what's so special about relaxing under the tree and enjoy on)self. RIP to the dead.
These people's condition will be better off,than what your own condition MUST become down the line of your existence on earth.
Properties › Re: Victims Of Police Demolition Spend Christmas Under Trees by andyanders:
mascott: They should convert the mango tree to their own Christmas tree shikena!
I pity the way you reason when you see your brother in pain and you have the gut to say ; they should convert the mango tree to their Christmas tree. Well, I am not praying for evil for you but you do not know your tomorrow as an experience like this one day in any form will remind you you this statement you posted here.

I pray that God Almighty make a way for them and the government and human right organization come together to make a way out to help them.
Career › Re: Woman Loses Pregnancy After Alleged Kick From Lebanese Boss by andyanders: 3:33pm On Dec 24, 2013
The Lebanese are the problem of this country. Into any form or dubious businesses and too, they use those who work for them as slaves.
Fashion › Re: Bras Actually Make Breasts "Saggier" by andyanders: 3:15pm On Dec 24, 2013
Let us see the one you have so that we know which one wey dey like slippers or pawpaw.
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic & Her Sister (Pictures) by andyanders: 2:36pm On Dec 24, 2013
joromi: Are they both unmarried?

*thunder fire the nyansh of anyone who quotes me to say rubbish angry*
U talk true
Crime › Re: Drunk Policemen Kill Teenager, Other During Christmas Party (PHOTO) by andyanders: 6:08pm On Dec 23, 2013
adeyemik: When will Ngozi Braide stop lying? Haba!!!!!! Devil no even dey lie reach this level.
This woman can defend her partners in crime because she is involved. Can you hear her defending them without carrying out an investigation. Already seated in her office and reporting how the boys were killed.

That is one thing about the Nigerian police. They cannot investigate any case before coming on air to conclude a case of murder committed by them. Unless a useless policeman is killed, that is the time police carry out investigation.
I don't blame her. She knows how they play their game.The innocent blood of those children will be upon their heads and family.
Family › Re: Occult Married Neighbour Wants To Date Me By All Means Pls Advice. by andyanders: 1:21pm On Dec 23, 2013
ekytessy: Good day my people, happy xmas in advance. pls I need ur advice. Am happily married wit two kids, I hv a neighbour who's also married wit four kids too, he doesn't want me to rest, I hv done every thing humanly possible to tell him off but he refused, I hv abused him, advice him, call him names but still he's after me dat he want us to date. I hv complained to my hubby but my elder sister adviced my hubby not to confront d man because he's an occult man he can harm him, he attends amorc and he's also a buccania. He now uses different numbers to call me because I don't pick his calls and he made me not to b picking any number dat is not registered on my phone, he kept on sending me text messages, I hv pleaded wit my hubby dat we hv to pack out from dat compound but he refused and said dat he will leave wen he builds his own house. I don't know wat else to do because his text messages irritates me and am scare of him, I think his persistence might b from their temple, I always do mid night prayer because of him, I don't want to involve his wife though we are not friends and he beats his wife all d time. I don't know how else to tell him off wit his numerous text messages. pls I need ur kindly advice
OP, this is my email address and I will advise you what to do and he will NEVER ever remember you again in his entire life. anddee2@yahoo.com. God is greater than him because your entire family life is in a big problem and you will handle this without him knowing what came over him.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo's Letter by andyanders: 10:37pm On Dec 22, 2013
This response is a very intelligent response to a person like OBJ. N direct insult as he guided his words accordingly.

People talking about Abati writing this should note the position of Abati. Who is Abati to the government? The letter OBJ wrote, did he write the letter himself? His secretary must go through it and other of his close pals before sending it to Jonathan. OBJ letter went to several quarters b4 getting into public
Christianity Etc › Re: The 'Daddy-Mummy Syndrome' In Nigerian Churches by andyanders: 9:54pm On Dec 22, 2013
specialguest: As I type this right now I am literally boiling with Anger. Imagine! I and my partner went to see the pastor today regarding our marriage plans and we met his absence. I decided to check the church office and behold I met his wife. The following conversation ensued between us

Me- Goodafternoon ma

Pastor's wife- Goodafternoon

Me- Ma, please is pastor around? He asked me and my fiance to see him today

Pastor's wife- which pastor?

Me- pastor abcd(i mentioned his name)

Pastor's wife- turned back stirred at me and shook her head then she said " I would have thought you were referring to someone else, how can you call my husband pastor abcd(his name) this is highly disrespectful. Bla Bla Bla Bla she went on and on about her displeasure.

Me- I am sorry ma, I summoned my fiance and we left.

Is it wrong for one to refer to his pastor as pastor abcd(his name) For christ sakes where in the bible was it written that we need to address our pastors as mummy and daddy?

By the way, the man in question would not have minded if I addressed him as pastor abcd o but his wife tongue lashed me even in his absence never to call him that again except daddy.
That alone will tell you that you are at a wrong place and should find your level.
By their action, you shall know them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Justine Sacco - "Going To Africa. Hope I Don't Get AIDS..... I'm White" - by andyanders: 8:49pm On Dec 22, 2013
One cannot control an animal hence that comment. It is just because of the way Africans see themselves that has given a rotten banana the gut to vomit on twither.
Properties › Re: Need 3 Bedroom Flat For Rent by andyanders: 8:27pm On Dec 22, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Abayomi]Hello peeps, I need a 3 bedroom flat in Surulere for rent, yaba axis urgently ......pls help[/quote]In as much as you want house urgently, be careful of scammers here and out there. Always make sure you investigate to make sure the so called house is available before parting with your money and carry people along and if possible some of your property.
Those areas you are looking for a house is saturated and at that point, people can take advantage of you
Romance › Re: Naija Babe Gets Nakéd And Curse Her Boyfriend by andyanders: 11:27pm On Dec 21, 2013
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"I had a girlfriend for over five years and she did more than six
abortions for me. I didn't think she could have any children in
the future that is why I recently broke up with her. Abeg I didn't
want to waste time when I eventually marry cos I'm the only boy
in my family. I heard she got naked and was swearing for me in
her compound. Please does it work? Can the swear catch me?"
The guy is scared and he wants to know if his ex-girlfriend's curse can
affect him...
First, why should a guy use and dump a lady after 6 abortions? Isn't
that wickedness of the highest order?
Second, why will a lady allow herself get pregnant 6 times for a guy
not married to her? Isn't that stupid

http://..com[/quote]That curse will follow him unless deliverance. That is why se-x b4 marriage is a sin and when you violets ones body and dump her, if she lays a curse on you by removing her dress, ONLY God can save the person through deliverance. That is why when some guys get married, no issue cus of the cus following him Tell the guy to go and ask for her forgiveness and too, go for deliverance.
With the 6 abortions committed, the guy is in trouble because a serious curse is following him.
Romance › Re: Ndi Okereke Onyuike, Former DG Of The NSE During The Biafra War by andyanders: 11:23pm On Dec 21, 2013
To be fat is not goodooooooooo. You can immagine how se-xy she was with this cute body.

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