₦airaland Forum

Wesley primary school osodi. osodi comprehensive high school. Lagos state polytechnic. The polytechnic ibadan. University of Ibadan.

Ondo state pays 2500. That is for corpers working at the ministry. Those sent to the riverine area (ilaje, okiti pupa, igbokoda) collect 5000k.

esperiense: Lagos pay 80k for doctors, ekiti,ogun,ondo and osun pay 90+k too for doctors, borno pay 120k wit bomb allowance

bhahahahahahahahahahahaha borno 120k wit bomb allowance

slimghost: You sound so frustrated! you and your kind are the real sell outs. We are waiting for you and your OPC come 2015!

u people are the one to use ur brain. U are supporting PDP becos u people believe after the 2nd term of jonathan as d president come 2019, power wil shift back to the east. U people are just dreaming becos i am assuring u that, once Jonathan is stil in Pdp, after the 2nd term, he wil surely transfer power to the north. Mark my words!!! He is gonna betray u people big time! So it is better the easterners wakes up and face reality.

Imagine a MOG bringing ATM machine to the church 4 members to withdraw money directly and fulfil their monetary pledges. At d end of d day, d members wallow in poverty while the MOG cruises al abt wth private jet. Hmmm! Atm machine in d church! God is watching ooo!!!

I dont knw why Nigerians are so gullible to believe this thrash of a news! As far as i am concern, its just a rumour until APC Make it knwn to nigerians. Sure it might be another cheap strategy to stir up nigerians against d new party by the Poverty development party, and nigerians wil easily fal 4 dat. Why dnt we wait and hear from the original source b4 jumping to conclusion.

bappahman: Justice should be to nigerians not igbos or SS...we need ☑ leadership not tribal leadership

with this mentality, how do you expect Nigeria to move forward? Leadership base on zoning instead of competency @confusion247

tayus: Hope u get fat head dat can carry calabashhhh

lol at fat head that can carry calabash

Akpa ife: Weather Nig piple like it or nt Goodluck must rule Nigeria till 2019 long life GEJ u will hav my vote I dey ur back carry go nothing mega weather north n south west dnt vote 4u,u will rule ds country till 2019

in ur dream, wth ur personal vote!

oddy4real: Keep dreaming!

not a dream bt reality!

MTN 1500 recharge card picked up by a good samaritan. Number 5563 2216 0060. Pls keep forwarding till it gets to the rightful owner. YOU MAY BE SAVING A LIFE!!!

Anextin: we dey for Eden Garden for Abj, abeg i no see any free ashawooo do o. where there secretariate dey mek i find out wetin hapn.coz e no funny at all after i don tell my girl friend sae i dey travel. all tnx to coach stephen, Mba and the rest of the team for a victory well deserved. itz fun all the way.

Busted!!! are u nt SUPPOSe to be a female? lol

Angel on guard!!!

ladunsky: Abeg all these hipocrates should F up.. And so wot if she decided to explore her sexuality...? At least it wasnt a rape case. It was two people in agreement. This country is messed up.

Ur point is?

A man missed his wife who traveled so much that he felt the matrimonial bed was too big just for him and he decided to sleep on the sofa, dining chair and sometimes in the library, childrens room and the guest room. when the wife came back, she asked the maid if her husband was Sleeping fine and the maid answered...... "madam since you left, oga has been sleeping around oooo". THE WOMAN FAINTED

chiover: E go the JAMB guys o. I hear say Boko don repent.

Change of name only, am sure they are stil d same people.

malele: I thought boko declared seize fire

Seize fire indeed!

aaah! dis op is in big trouble today! i beg, make una free d guy now, me think he only use that caption to attract people lol... i think it works, bt nt without missiles from both left and rite *wink*

PASTOR: There's a man here.... MAN: (Shouts 4rm the crowd) it is me. PASTOR: I repeat, there's a man here.. MAN: (shouts from the crowd) it is me and my family. PASTOR: i say there's a man here.... MAN: (Shouts from the crowd) it is me oooooooh! PASTOR: The witches and wizard have been sucking your blood for 5yrs now.... MAN: Ah!!! No be me ooooooh....

Lady B posted! I cant believe he deleted me on his BB, cant reach him on his phone, he moved 4rm his house, removed me frm his friends on facebook n twitter just because i gave d list of thngs 4 dis upcoming valentine. *brazillian hair 95k, Gucci bag- 350K, Louis vitton wallet- 60K, DKNY wristwatch- 70K, Prada shoe- 140K, Aldo sandals- 28K, Blackberrybold5-120K, A trip to bahamas and just a rover sport.... MY PEOPLE, DID I ASK FOR TOO MUCH ?

Wuraola - wura. Omotola- tola. Oyinkansola- oyin. Olatawura- wura. Abimbola- bola. Olumide- mide or olu. Olamide- ola. Oluwaferanmi- feranmi. Oluwanifemi- nifemi. Olanike or adenike- nike. Oyindamola- oyin or damola. Omojoladewura- jolade

English teacher- mr abija because of his bald head. Math teacher- mr agama-agama, because of his thinness and always shakes his head like a lizard while walkng. Acct teacher- iya santos, because even if she put on iro and buba, the woman wil stil put on booth that reaches almost her knees.

Maktay: Pls who know a thing about health stream alliance. The coy just called me for an aptitude test tomorrow

my advise, ignore it. Its nt worth it.

ollyboy009: A series of coment nd research made by my fellow nairalander has proven dat diz pple are a big tym scammer.Just got a msg 4rm dem 2day also; U'r shortlistd 4 oral/writen interview by 10am,tue 13/11/2012 @our branch office:white building,bside ecobank,gate ibadan.I hav already added dem 2 my list of scammers.Beware of dem my fellows!!

i attended the said interview besid ecobank buildng, gate ibadan. The whole thng was a big mess. The boss was just addresing us non stop 4 abt 3hrs. I gt irritated and i left d place in annoyance. God wil waste their time as they'v wasted mine. Ase.

fellis: People can ask redundant questions ehn

there is also, "Is this you?" that friends ask each other when they have not seen for a long time.

yeah! Nasty response to silly questns. 1)Q- Is that u? R-no, is my twin sister. 2)Q- are u eating? R- no, i am salivating .

[quote author=illuminutty ]only a tiny chicken brain and they complained, well, i have guzzled a bottle of Fanta containing a giant cockroach in the night, i got to know because the damn thing got stuck in my throat, i tried to vomit i out but no way then my dear mama had to put her fingers down my throat and lo and behold it was a giant, black larvae-laden and wet cockroach. i did not even go to any hospital. my father just gave me a shot of whiskey and that was it. no legal war with Nigerian bottling company... no sickness. here i am still bubbling. #crookedthingsinAfrica#[/quote]i am vomiting!! Pls help!!!

okpara ugo: Welcome, i could be of more help.

@topic, OBJ and El-rufai should shut up before they lose their respect.

People who dont mind their business are exactly thesame set of people who dont like taking advice from others. They had all the attention when they were in government so they should stop offering unnnecessary advice to GEJ's government.

u are ön point! I continue to wonder the bloody thieves politician suddenly turned saints, activist and adviser overnite. The like of OBJ and El-rufai, what positive impact do they mak n Nigeria during their time! Stupid hypocrites!!!

Bobbystanley: There is no need of 10 obasanjos because obasanjo no get photocopy...Only one obasanjo can claim dat seat if he makes it a priority.

hmmm, I see!!! The way he claimed ogun state for pdp in the last electn, and the way his daughter iyabo and all his pdp member, dimeji bankole, gbenga daniel were re-elected even in the state and local gvt where he came frm, talkles of reclaiming Lagos where people thnk less of him.

NEVER!

My boyfriend was my first caller, just to share sm prayers for the new year.

His people confused him because we are not frm the same state, despite d fact that we are from the same tribe. I learnt to move on. And then i met sm1 better than Him that we are nt even frm the same tribe.