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PoliticsRe: Endsars:most Violence Act Cause By Igbo Says Northern Elders by angelEmade: 8:13pm On Dec 08, 2020
Northan elders...common sense Dem no get.
Werey people
FamilyRe: When Did You Resume Sex After Childbirth? by angelEmade: 7:52pm On Nov 15, 2020
Suzie1:
I don't know what the debate is about but I am just curious to know what Nigeria's Lingua Franca is if not English. Is it French or Arabic?

English is the main language of academic instruction from kindergarten to higher institution, main language of communication in official settings.

Yet graduates still give flimsy excuses why they are not proficient in it.
God bless you sweetie!
FamilyHis Pe**** Is Small But She Loves Him by angelEmade(op): 6:15pm On Nov 15, 2020
I am pretty much liberal so I won't want you to blame me for some of the things I will be posting here.
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So I have this girlfriend who has been a darling to Mee since ages past. recently she met her secondary school crush again and they have been doing well in terms of relationship since then...only that recently in a phone conversation she told me of her challenges.
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The guy is her dream guy, her first love, a cool nerd who doesn't talk much. He is into modeling...and quiet rich. This is a guy she has carried in her heart since many years ago...probably her first love. Truth is she even had to ask him out stylishly when they met again cuz she just love him too much.
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But the problem is she complained the guy's p*** is terribly small. there was even an instance where she described it as 'like a baby's p***'
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They have had discussions about it...don't get me wrong...my friend isn't into sex ooo but when you love someone so much things are bound to happen. The guy doesn't push for sex either but when the atmosphere is chilly and they are both alone...they do stuffs....everything other than sex...and no matter what she does the something just doesn't 'grow big'
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As a student in the medical field and as her friend...she mentioned it to me...in fact she complained about it severally...cuz again,the guy is her dream guy...everything she wants in a man....but just that one issue
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well recently I tried visiting her cuz she came to my place and mistakenly took my own Gionee s11 instead of hers (both are same colour. we ordered it online at the same time and bought the same pouch for them)
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gbam! she went somewhere else but the guy was around.
I decided to wait for her and placed a call through. she asked me to feel at home and relax with her visiting bf.
I did alot of discussions with the guy..he is indeed extremely cool
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luckily he mentioned the small cock issue himself (thank God! I had wanted to ask him but didn't know how) he said he is afraid my friend my leave him cuz of that.
I offered to help him and asked him and asked if he has sought any medical help in the past to which he replied no. I understand many many people with such issue find it demeaning to seek help.
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well from our discussions he knew I must know a little about the male organ (m a newbie oo but at least we are already working with cadevers)
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somehow he wasn't shy to pull his trouser and let me see.
wow...that thing ain't small ooo it measured about 7cm when aroused. (or maybe my hands are magical)
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I can bet he hasn't been with much ladies and my friend have damaged his self esteem. he believes his something is actually terribly small.
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obviously what happened between me and the guy is private and my friend doesn't need to know about it.
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but most guys are like that...it is not until you carry an iroko tree down there that you will be able to satisfy her ooo
don't kill yourself with drugs and enlargers ooo take it easy.
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I have used many illustrations to explain to my friend that her guy is normal. she is a pastor's daughter and I know she is still tight down there cux she has a good moral upbringing. she doesn't need it big.
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Ladies please don't lose a good guy cuz of something as mundane as that ooo
FamilyRe: When Did You Resume Sex After Childbirth? by angelEmade: 5:21pm On Nov 15, 2020
jagaban002:
Lol
thanks for not taking offence. Honestly I mean no harm and m not trying to shame you.
FamilyRe: When Did You Resume Sex After Childbirth? by angelEmade: 3:27pm On Nov 15, 2020
everyone should note that I didn't insult anyone. I only prayed for him with a good heart, wishing that his kids would have affluent skills in the white man's language. Yes English is not our cultural heritage nor is it our lingua Franca but it is the only language that still unifies us in Nigeria. I don't take swipes at people's mistakes nor bash them for it. But while everyone has a right to their opinion, so do I.
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Saying the truth is a Trump's trait that would help Nigeria in this trying times. Even the man in question would wants his kids to surpass him academically... Being unable to confront ourselves with the truth is the same problem destroying your Nigeria. So why the rant? Although I didn't and will never insult anyone's write up, you all are much more terrible that this government if you blame me for taking a swipe at that comment.
if you think m still wrong...it is simple.
Don't send your kids to school.
FamilyRe: When Did You Resume Sex After Childbirth? by angelEmade: 3:13pm On Nov 15, 2020
Chizuru01:
Just look at the bolded oga. Capitalization you no even sabi and you have the guts to make fun of another person.
lol clout chaser, without joining issues insultingly, without prejudice, your burrowed brain should be able to patronize the foregoing without animosity.
How come a weakling like you, with false speech prowess camouflage is staging a language sabotage?
ordinarily your brains should tell you the satirical difference between a jargon infested speech and a grammatical eyesore.
But albeit the bashing, I bet you do not at all, understand that jargons are in fact well accepted in English communications. Rather than betray the literature, they are enunciation of meanings.
The multiple-stupidity that landed you in this jeopardy has betrayed you...my! how can you bring your moronic misconstrued ideal into a well meaning reply I gave to someone??
you should learn...
not just to speak the language
but to understand the language
FamilyRe: When Did You Resume Sex After Childbirth? by angelEmade:
Chizuru01:
Why are you rude and foolish?

He was trying to make a contribution in the best way he could but your foolishness has killed the vibe in this thread.

Is English language our language? Ewu
clap for yourself Mr Man....kindly read again and understand that no pun was intended .
you seff need to return to school
FamilyRe: When Did You Resume Sex After Childbirth? by angelEmade: 9:27am On Nov 15, 2020
jagaban002:
Women can answer this better .
But from my own side between me and my wife it’s 2month but she don’t do cs .
It’s depends on what method d baby take come but If it’s normal procedure , d woman body must don jel back latest 2 month.
Please ensure you send those kids to school..so they can speak awesome English. May God provide for you and your wife sir.
SportsRe: Mourinho Winning The Premier League Title With Tottenham Would Alarm Man Utd Fan by angelEmade: 8:55pm On Nov 10, 2020
Let's be sincere...that coach is good!
AutosRe: FOR SALE:-  Registered 2009 Toyota Corolla by angelEmade: 8:36pm On Nov 10, 2020
weyreypey:
Pure madness
why na
AutosRe: FOR SALE:-  Registered 2009 Toyota Corolla by angelEmade: 7:42pm On Nov 10, 2020
weyreypey:
Madness
huh
SportsRe: . by angelEmade: 2:31pm On Nov 10, 2020
thief..fraudster...sell your family properties and invest it in it...if it is a good as u claim...and stop disturbing us
NYSCRe: Can’t Reprint My Callup Letter Help!!! by angelEmade: 10:20pm On Nov 09, 2020
Don't worry when u get to Mami market they will help you redo it by scanning your details on someone else's letter. It happened to a friend of mine some times ago
FamilyRe: .. by angelEmade: 2:02pm On Nov 09, 2020
jubrilcastle:
Please can you help with the name of the supplements. Thanks
check this link: https://olist.ng/vitamins-supplements/NORLAND-FIBROID-COMBO-60634234683393.html
disclaimer: I am not the seller and I am not a promoter. Do not send money to anyone before your product is delivered besides you can walk to any pharmacy in the country and request for the product or you can google the nearest norland office in your state
CrimeRe: 10-Year-Old Boy Burnt In Ebonyi For Stealing Cups Of Rice by angelEmade: 9:18am On Nov 09, 2020
fear human beings!
How can anyone do this to their own kind?
Car TalkRe: Honda Accord (EOD)2005 Gear Disengage While Still On Drive by angelEmade: 8:22pm On Nov 08, 2020
it is a general Honda problem.many vehicles were recalled to solve that issue. my uncle told me this.
FamilyRe: .. by angelEmade: 5:09pm On Nov 08, 2020
I don't know the current stage of your diagnosis but I know people who have used certain health supplements and never had to do surgery.
Foreign AffairsRe: Michigan County Flips Back To Trump, Following Repair Of Voting Software Glitch by angelEmade: 8:17am On Nov 07, 2020
Uchesis:
Mr Righteous, stop hating muslims

I am a Christian like you
you are a Muslim.
my advise to you is to be wary of the Muslim extremists destroying your religion...
they won't spare you if they get you. and it doesn't matter if you know the whole quoran or not
CareerRe: Seun! Control Your Forum by angelEmade: 9:07pm On Nov 05, 2020
lalasticlala !!!!! seun !!!!
SportsRe: Racism In English Football ( Especially Manu) by angelEmade: 8:00pm On Nov 05, 2020
Habiodunz:
don't you rather feel stupid right now huh
where in your dictionary indicate that racism is directed at a country
get off my mentions abeg
lol slowpoke... change ur dictionary or better still Google is your friend. mofos who haven't even been out of Nigeria talking about racism smh lol
SportsRe: Racism In English Football ( Especially Manu) by angelEmade: 3:59pm On Nov 05, 2020
Truvel:
He Is Not An African Players. Normally, England Av Blacks Among Dem. Dey Are Not Racial To Their Blacks Unlike The U.S.
you are correct. leave the mumu guys who thinks racism is just all about skin colour stigmatization.
SportsRe: Racism In English Football ( Especially Manu) by angelEmade: 3:59pm On Nov 05, 2020
mide8989:
It like this guy don't know what racism means. If OGS is a racist, you will hardly find people with black skin colour in his team.


Not using Ighalo might be caused by lack of believe in him or may be he has not impressed him enough (at training and the little times he has been having on matches).


My opinion though


Check my sig and join me if you like free daily basketball tips that's top notch. I have not lost a games since last Tuesday.
racism isn't just about colour stigmatization you need to study more! it could also be stigmatization based on where you are from, your country, your gender, your language, religion etc.
SportsRe: Racism In English Football ( Especially Manu) by angelEmade:
Habiodunz:
do you even understand what racism is
guy go back to school or study your dictionary more...racism isn't just about colour...OP is very correct. under Ferguson how many African players played there??

Christianity EtcRe: Isreal Vs Palestine , Muslims? Arab? by angelEmade: 12:02pm On Nov 05, 2020
DaudaAbu:
HIDDEN SECRETS

Things no one has Told You..

There are more Christians in Palestine than Israel. Their vernacular is Arabic.

There are more Israelis who are Muslims than those who are Christians.

The population of Palestine is 12 million. 7 percent [approximately 840,000 of them] are Christians.

In contrast, Israel population is 8.5million. Only 2 percent of Israelis, [approximately 171,000] are Christians while 17.5 percent of Israelis, [approximately 1.5m], are Muslims.

Now let me further break it down. Most of the 840,000 Palestinian Christians speak Arabic as their vernacular. Most don't speak or understand English.

Their Holy Bible is written in Arabic language.

In the Arabic Bible, God is called Allah. That is how God is called in Arabic language. Same way the Yoruba Bible calls God "Oloun."

If they want to say "God is great", they also say "Allah Akbar."

If they want to say "Glory to God" they say "Alhamdulilahi."

Their preachers preach to them every Sunday in their churches in their vernacular, which is Arabic. Just like the Catholic Pope preaches in Latin. Sunday services in many parts of Egypt too are conducted in Arabic because that is their native language.

Don't let the fear mongers continue to spread fear and sow discord among us.

Those saddled with the task of uniting us have become instruments of division.

Arabic is not Islam and Islam is not Arabic. One is a language, the other is a religion.

Arabic is a language like English, like French, like German, like Spanish, like Hindi, like Yoruba, Hausa and Ibo. It is not a religion.

So if you like another man's English language and claim to hate another man's Arabic language because most Muslims speak Arabic, my friend, you are simply a slave of accidental civilization.
you sounded wise all along but you ended it with a big discord. you don't have to stylishly take a swipe at christians and Jews...otherwise you should have mentioned why Islamic extremists like the bokoharam terrorists are against the study and adaptation of Western languages and culture
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don't get me wrong I appreciate your write-up...I have learned a few things from it. although we all know how the Gideons New testament Bible have an Arabic translation of the most famous Bible verse all along.
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Now please kindly help educate your Muslim brothers to stop dishing out violent and brutal justice to fellow brothers found reading the Arabic language or writing Arabic inscriptions. or you have never heard the popular myth that a non Muslim who reads the Arabic letterings would run mad? in the north I think such person would be killed.
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this is why I mentioned that Christians are not the issue...bro...you have to educate everyone generally.
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you didn't mention the Christians...but it is tale of witch and child. We know who killed the child!
SportsRe: ‘ronaldo Has No Respect For His Team-mates’ – Former Juventus Defender by angelEmade: 11:46am On Nov 05, 2020
paulolee:
in as much as am non fan of cr7, I think this Man is more of a hater than I am...how would he blast cr7 dts d biggest thing to happen to seria A in 2yrs jus because of language..
not all past professionals needs to be interviewed abeg...this gee don lose am
you are a CR7 fan
SportsRe: Please Who Could Develop This by angelEmade: 11:41am On Nov 05, 2020
for just 10k I will do it for you and even put you on my powerful vps hosting. mind you domain alone can gulp the whole 10k and vps is worth up to $60 each month.
this is a favour cuz I realize how passionate you are about the project. quote me...if you are in.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Arrest & Torture The Guardian Newspaper Driver, Others In Oyigbo Rivers by angelEmade: 2:28pm On Nov 01, 2020
Jamescyray:
I've seen where your problem lie. Human has low value to you, especially when they are not up to you. A typical example of Nigeria leader. I respect everyone whether older or younger, but above that, fundamental human rights must always be respected.

Enjoy been happy seeing innocent people been treated unjustly.
Case closed.
you are very nice.
you are even still respecting the slowpoke
whosoever he is...
...an ordinary and common human being that God can remove from this planet anytime.
how dare him call a fellow human being 'ordinary'
I guess he is one of those soldiers.
he should read about general Malu the army chief who got the same treatment he gave to the people of ODI
God bless you...fellow Nigerian
May God, make you greater than the idiot.

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