₦airaland Forum

LukasPodolski:
South West(Yoruba) is the central processing unit (C.P.U) of this country.


Like if you agree.

You just couldn't help it... What a shame!!! How can educated people indulge in such tomfoolery??! Beats me!!!

Gilbertase:
angelfrost i dey gbadun your posts these days back to back. Most times i'd wanna comment, but then i read your post and i think to myself, there's nothing more to say.

My Oga, I stay humble!!!... Your countrymen dey make person tire!!!

HantaVirus:
Let me remain senseless please... Is it your sense?

Ohhh... Sorry sir! Please, by all means! Stay like that!!!

Gamezi:
Of course i can do that, but in a second thought what if i die before she is back or if she see another man over there more better than i

1. You can actually die before she returns, and she will most likely move on faster than you can imagine.

2. There are many men better than you are all over the globe, and her chances of meeting them are higher than you can even begin to imagine.

So, if your act of sacrifice is based on the above, just perish that thought fast!!!

HantaVirus:
I can do more than that for a woman I love

WRONG!!!... You should only try this for a woman who deeply loves and cherishes you above all else; a woman who can, has, or will do the exact same for you without looking back.

Sigh... I pity most of you! Una go get sense las las!!!

ValCon888:
But you won't do it again if she dumped you in Nigeria and married a white guy.
This type of risk is not for every Nigerian girl.

Don't mind the guy... Such nonsense bragging ought to be kept away from social media! Makes no sense at all!

He took that gamble because he was fortunate to be with a rare woman of high fidelity and morality... Such a generation of virtuous women is more or less yesterday's news!

Any young man who takes such a chance on most ladies of this age is very much on his own!!!

kikero:
Inverted hammer, while I agree with your thesis, the fact is, if GEJ had been allowed to increase fuel prices from 65 naira to 140 naira in 2012, we would have been reaping the fruits of more refineries, more investment and more jobs by now.

Instead, Nigerians protests led to GEJ partly emptying our reserves to keep fuel at 97 then 87 naira.

Buhari is doing the same thing.

The truth is, subsidy or underrecovery has to go. In exchange for high prices, we get functional refineries, and with the added bit of privatizing NNPC, we get more investment and jobs, and eventually low petrol prices

I don't like GEJ, but on subsidy removal, he was right. APC is doing something partially that should have been done totally so to speak in 2012.

A lot of Nigerians are shortsighted and dull.... I hardly pity them in such times.

I never liked GEJ, but what even irks me right now is that Buhari himself, most members of APC, and the ones on this forum chanting Darling Daddy voiced against fuel subsidy removal back then...

A nation of hypocrites, bigots, and self centred people will never move forward!!!

JimD:
GEJ was not equally as bad. For one, GEJ was educated. There are no good leaders anywhere, there is only Hobson's choice. Even Sowore was not going to be Angel Gabriel. But in this case, Nigerians got the heavy end of the stick.

Seriously now, how can a nation of intellectuals elect a dull, vindictive, and unprogressive dictator and expect improvements??!

I am terribly ashamed of most Nigerians!!! Tueh!!!

proclinician:
Lol blah blah blah blah nonsense. Life must be very harsh for you man. See as you de run around here de curse people de pray to some inexistent god u imagined in ur tiny head. Pls you're very frustrated, take a chill pill.

Sycophancy is not an easy job! Trust me on this!!! These people have serious work to do! Making this administration look good is a near impossible mission!!! I honestly pity them!

rentAcock:
So much whining
So much bickering
They cannot just express appreciation or positivity
This is only a temporary pinch, it will get better
If petrol is too expensive for you, don't drive
If petrol is too high for you, buy a tesla

Don't worry bro... The way things are going, soon Bank managers will be trekking to work too.

Felyyaks:
3 more years of uncertainty, God help us

God is not interested in people who have brains but won't use them! Leave God out of this!!! Thank you.

JimD:
They know Nigerians are gullible e-diots...

Very gullible and moronic things!!! Tufia!!!

frankmoney:
We need to protest... You can't just hike fuel price , hike electricity tarrif in a time like this , this is wickedness , if Nigeria needs money they should cut down cost of governance in the whole country

Forget it... No one is protesting!!! Not a fvcking Nigerian!!!

Welcome to the backward police state of the universe!!!

rentAcock:
All they do is whine and complain
Is it a must for you to drive a car?
Is it a must to on generator?
Are you aware that petrol depletes the ozone layer and causes global warming?
If you cannot afford petrol for your gen, get an inverter
If you cannot afford petrol for your car, buy a tesla

Lol... Shey you think Naija is Luxembourg ba??!

Inverter, Tesla,... Hehehehe...

This is a good time to go into candle and lantern business! Also, footwear.... This nation is moving rapidly back to the Eighties!!! Well-done Buhari!!!

SLAP44:
Which protest, you think Jonathan is still your president?

Protests are stopped with paid counter protesters who will give you the Deji Adeyanju treatment to reset your brain to factory settings.

You all entered one chance bus in 2015 and they are carrying you to an unknown destination, just pray.

Leave the useless moribund organization to keep deceiving themselves...

NLC is dead and buried!!! Leave all this gra gra!!!

Birdeyeview:
Homosexuality is a very grievous and detestable act

Obama begs to differ!!!

IKBARUTEN11:
Wetin concern prophet and football matter

Feasibility study prof.et

Well, at least he is not 'prophesying' this time around.

Mr. Messi, the servant of the Most High has spoken... Sit your disgruntled ass in Camp Nou!

fergie001:
Calm down...I have always been a fan of Marcelo Bielsa from the day I saw him that Sunday during the Group F encounter in 2002 between Argentina & Nigeria.
I like him & like his footballing philosophy.

Which one everybody dey pursue me comot from their club.

Brother, go back to Old Trafford and carry your cross alongside Olé...

Expert17, come and carry your fellow devil!

beejay501:
We want to win the league like we used too
Not some top 3 finish

Egbon, relax... A journey of a thousand miles...

Maintain top 3 dominance for at least 2 straight seasons first.

fergie001:
Bayern Munchen for life.......that I like a club doesn't mean I am a fan

I like Angelfrost's club Leeds but I am no fan...It's BAYERN to the Core.

Abeg abeg... We don't want your 'like'! We don't even want your disguised or undisguised attention.... Especially when we start soaring back to Europe's elite!!!

UCMax1:
If PP6 bleeps up but for now,he can't bench pogba or bruno even though he's been the power house and midfield maestro of ajax

He will easily bench that idiotic Frenchman... However, the midfield now has serious and great depth...

Honestly, only Man City has a more comparative midfield quality and depth.

Once United sorts out that attack, and defense, with De Gea relegated behind Henderson, they will be a top 3 team for a good while to come.

fergie001:
I have been Bavarian since 2000....ask Angelfrost & gbest90.

Na so... Keep up the nomadic life! Na you go tire!!!

0taPiaPia:
That guy pouring the water na danfo driver i swear, he wants to prevent overheating due to a cloged water hose.

Nope... He is trying to help lubricate the juncture of penetration to see if disengagement can be facilitated... He has the right idea. Perhaps, something more greasy would have been better.

Unified07:
U no nothing there is nothing medical about this

Please don't be ignorant... Priapism while deeply penetrated can be difficult to pull out or disengage, especially when the vagina equally experiences tightness or not well lubricated... You can Google this. Happens world over!

Except you know where Magun is done in Europe and other more civilized nations.

Once taken to professional physicians, a simple relaxation of the erectile muscles will immediately separate the couple... In some cases, continuous lubrication can eventually release both of them.

Let's take this superstition down a notch... Besides, isn't Magun supposed to kill at least one or both parties??!

humilitypays:
If the man die there he died a hero, something must kill a man



And na doggy him de fire before Amadioha abi sango come vex, lesson to learn: don't do doggy if no be your wife

I have actually seen couples glued together while in a 'missionary position'!!!

So, what lesson exactly??! That there are 'acceptable' coital positions for adultery??! I am confused here!

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majamajic:
Wetin vex me is

Doing doggy style on top another person wife

Doggy is a sexual style among over 10 others... Would any other 'less depraved' style have made the coitus less adulterous or vexing??!... Pray, tell!

"...usually employed by offended husbands to punish adulterous men having illicit sexual affairs with their wives."

So, what do offended wives employ to punish adulterous women having illicit sexual affairs with their husbands??!

What kinda sick, dumb, vindictive, and weak ass man thinks up such nonsense??! Some Nigerian men dey fall hand sha!!! Why trap a woman or man in an unhappy union??! Just kick her ass outta your life, and move the fvck on!

Why can't people just live simple lives... Na wa o!!! Backward people!!!

Hoelujohn:
I know you want me to compare it to a bank job. Oya, which one would you choose. His salary or job at GTB.?

You need to stop playing.... Ask a serious question please.

153 Million Naira daily means I can play football for 2 years, and retire for life!!!

Pimpmaride:
After u av been used and dump by Ronaldo..

U now want to be Messi Gf

We Messi fan rebuke u In jesus name

Used by Ronaldo??! Cristiano Ronaldo or Ronald Adepoju??! It certainly can't be the former, not even in her dreams!

solmusdesigns:



He is fvcking worth it... Sign him already let's fvck shit up this season in EPL


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Fvck what up exactly?! Win the same EPL you have been winning without him, anything else??! Not like Man City will win Champions league.

Hell, Lampard's revamped Chelsea will likely beat you guys to the EPL title sef.

longetivity:
epp us warn City ooo ..... they are playing with bankruptcy

No they are not.... Don't confuse City with Arsenal!!!