₦airaland Forum

The doctor is clearly naive.

Every slut today was once a virgin.

There are witches and stone cold killers who are yet to be deflowered.


While it takes discipline to hold off on having sexual relations till marriage, it doesn't guarantee all those things the good doctor listed above.

Don't be deceived!

ForValour:
Waste of space

Not necessarily... More like "Under-utilization of the Space".

That central space ought to have a dining/eating furniture set, for starters.

judedwriter:
I thought one celebrity pastor said he made the dollar to fall by his powers....

Hope his powers hasn't fallen as well.

It's well with the naira.

You are talking about Odumeje who we all know to be an illiterate noisemaker...

What about Mr. Know-it-All, Reno Omokri who claimed the Naira massively appreciated because he convinced most Nigerians to shun foreign products and solely patronize locally made ones?!!

Argue all you want... These guys are the militia government of the far North.

It will shock you all to know that so many top Northerners yearn to make Northern Nigeria another Turkey or Afghanistan.

If rain is all it takes to breach a prison, then what's the point of calling it that?!!

RickyJesus:
I don't want to even start about the WhatsApp call self, I can only pick WhatsApp call from very few people.

Others you have to take permission so that we schedule a call. Lot of annoying people out there that don't know the meaning of boundary.

One even called via Video Call... Person wey I no sabi like that o!

Most Nigerians will just abuse modern communication to the point it becomes irritating.

We just don't know where to draw the line.

Bunch of classless and mannerless people carrying Android phones about.

Shattuck:
maybe Bloomberg report was right afterall, I think the govt is using our foreign reserve to stabilize the naira.

Sigh... No wonder Reno Omokri face Peter Obi with so much passion since this week started.

He wan distract him dull followers from this shocking reality.

obiekunie01:
they should stop using our reserve to stabilizer Naira.


this problem can be solved within 2 years if we pay attention to agriculture.

The government should disburse grants to farmers nationwide and setup committee to monitor the grant beneficiaries.

by next harvest, food will be plentiful and their will be food surplus.

Really?! With bandits kidnapping, killing, and maiming farmers across the nation, and seizing their lands?!!

Abi, you haven't been keeping up with the happenings in your nation?!!

Well... My APC friend told me the Naira will appreciate to #800/Dollar by June.

It's not yet June, so I won't say anything.

Let me just assume or believe this is mere media "speculation" from the "enemies" of Nigeria.


Meanwhile, if a person purchased or exchanged his millions of Naira 2 weeks ago (at 1090/$), how much would his money have appreciated today?!!!

thesicilian:
Yeah, they APC caused everything, even global warming

The global warming part might not be so far-fetched... It's been hell on Earth here since December.

Yep... APC members blamed more ridiculous things on PDP and Jonathan back in the day.

Everything na turn by turn.

Make dem donate 2 to the self-acclaimed Giant of Africa.

Wotowotoman:
Who be Tiannis? Na Thanasis you dey call Tiannis? 🤔

I already edited that... Check again! You're just too quick and hasty to respond to every post! Haba!!!

Wotowotoman:
The only rich person in the pictures is Giannis. Period!!!

Okay... Asisat and Thanasis are poor people.

Your opinion is well noted. Thanks.

Wotowotoman:
Stop talking nonsense. The only person as tall as their money in that picture is Giannis. How much does Oshoala make? E no even reach Giannis’ brother salary and Giannis brothers all live on Giannis..

Define "Tall as their Money".

I need to be 100% certain you didn't skip your English classes, especially when they taught "Figure of Speech".

Sigh... GWR go finally ban Nigeria and Nigerians.

Cos at this rate, we go finally burn that book!

Sigh... Good news still dey scarce for this country, 9 years into APC leadership.

Nigerians just can't catch a break ever! Wetin sef?!! Haba!!!

Eventually, he will get a slap on the wrist, and even get to keep most of the money.

These are the people who deserve the jungle justice y'all mete out to those accused of petty thefts all over the nation.

Azazyel:
Brighton can't do anything to City. They play some good football but don't have that City quality. Brighton have even dropped. When I saw what Luton town did to them, I knew they were no longer the same. Everton can't beat Liverpool

You were saying...?!!!

Man City is up tonight.

They are all as tall as their money...! Lovely to see.

VinnyBaba:
TWO Man City fans dey run their Kpomor mouths for this Thread.

Tomorrow: Brighton 2 Man City 1.

Smoke will Come out of Haaland and DeBryne Yanch.

Lol... Haaland is kukuma injured.

He might be out till end of the season sef.

crazygod:
Klopp should just get out. It's a shame he is ending this way. No fight, nothing. This is disgusting. Making weird subs while that fake footballer nunez is still on the field. Rubbish.
He doesn't even need to wait till the end of the season. Chai .... I just renewed my DStv sub because of useless klopp.

Just face facts...!

Every good thing has an expiry date.

Liverpool has been diminishing gradually since they won the UCL and EPL.

Klopp delivered the impossible and hit the ceiling while at it.

What exactly are you demanding of him, especially with your akagum owners?!!

Every great coach knows when their club has peaked, and knows when diminishing returns start creeping in.

Wise thing to do is bow out before the ovation shrinks and turns into see finish.

Sir. Ferguson knew this, and took a bow after snatching the last EPL United lifted so far.

Even Xavi hit his own ceiling after winning the La Liga, and ought to have bowed out then.


That's why many believe Xabi Alonso should have bowed out of Leverkusen this season.


Liverpool will need to go back to basics, and start all over again with Slot or Amorin.

y3mi:
Dafuq is wrong with my team.

Always sloppy when close to the finish line.

What's happening.


Can't you see with your eyes.
How in hell are we going to win the league with so much points and goals down.


Are you sure this is a Klopp factor?

Yeah... Klopp is the best thing to ever happen to that Kop in decades.

Goke7:
Liverpool is dying, next season won't be funny

Well, Arne Slot (from Feyenoord) is coming to continue the legacy of Klopp.

So, calm down. Better days ahead.

CrossRhodes:
They literally threw in the towel

They can't comman kee themsef

I'm happy for Everton...!

They deserve to survive the drop, after all they've gone through this season.

Shikena:
Chelsea ko?

Well, I dey talk about clubs that are heading somewhere... Eye dey pain me to dey look down the table.

Liverpool and Man United ehn...!

Una fans dey try this season. SMH!!!

Sigh... End of the title race.

Another vacation at the expense of taxpayers...!

Y'all better go back and form state police and joint security surveillance services to address your securities issues once and for all.

Be there touring America while your region is overrun by your siblings from the Desert.

Makunahatata:
I understand your points, and @the bolded, Obi's greediness cost his principal the presidency ,what do u expect?😂

Nah... Atiku's greed for power cost PDP.

Abi, are we gonna forget about the roles Wike, Ortom, and others played?!!

Why has Reno failed to call them out, especially Wike?!!

Reno is just jealous of the force and influence Obi has become... Even Atiku doesn't command that appeal.

Morphinne:
Alas, I was wrong! I thought you were okay
According to a nuthead like you? Peter Obi didn’t build schools in Anambra because the State needed no schools Why then did his successors, Obiano and Soludo build new schools? Were the schools in Anambra bombed to warrant them building new ones?
Again, your leaking brain failed to tell you that I wasn’t even faulting the fact that renovating existing schools is good and that the point here is that his glory-hunter supporters misled the public that he built new schools and he himself failed to debunk the lies like honorable men would do.
If Reno hadn’t made the revelations he made, Linus wouldn’t tell us the truth. That’s fraud and dishonesty at its peak. If Anambra had enough schools at the time and Obi thought it was unwise to build new ones, why then we’re his supporters and party claiming he built new ones and he didn’t bother to set the record straight?
You sound even more stupeed the more you try defending this utter rubbish so it’s best you go get some sleep, Odè.

Weird how stupid you sound with each response... Damn!

Did Obi at any point claim he built schools?!!

Does every governor need to build schools?!!

Didn't it occur to you that if he had built schools, Reno would have gone fishing for something else to drag him about?!!

Omo... You people that hate on Tinubu and Obi dey try sha.

I just feel young people with brains should know better... Well, what do I even know?!

Morphinne:
You are right but the timing is very wrong. Are you slow or this is unintentional? Who’s asking you if his decision to renovate existing schools was right or wrong? Who asked you?
People are agitated because his fuulish supporters were everywhere claiming he did what he didn’t do but instead of him debunking the lies, he fraudulently took the glory. He should have shushed his lying mouth instead of disgracing himself now

You are definitely the slow one (since you were raised poorly without respect).

First off... Did Peter Obi ever claim to have built schools in Anambra?!

When Reno did his research and saw no new school built by Obi, and demanded to know what new schools he built, did Obi respond that he built schools?!!

Does every governor build new schools while in office?!! Is that supposed to be a measure of leadership success?!!

Is any governor supposed to build schools just for the sake of it?!!


That's like demanding why a governor in an American state failed to build more roads, when the state has no need for more.

Let me make it easier for your 'smart' brain to comprehend...! Are there things governors of all states don't do while in office?!! Yes or No?!!

Ray07:
AngelFrost . . . this shits is no longer funny o. People can't afford food no longer.

Why are Nigerians so docile... Why be say we like sufferness pass anything.
I dey talk but brainwashed people say e go better.

For how long will we would continue to yearn for a better country. if Nigerians were the blacks in America during the racial segregation, shit would exit till this very time.
Protest now, tribe and religion go be the order of the day.

So comfortable in messed situation.

I sincerely believe most Nigerians haven't suffered enough...! They will learn through more sufferings.