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Okay... Nice one.

But... Humor me please, what exactly is the whole point of this thread?!!

Sigh... This matter no dey end.

I can't judge such women tbh. My only issue is failing to tell guys you date that you are shaking a fake ass, especially when they hail you and ask you to "shake what your mama gave you".

Set the records straight... Let them know that your mama didn't conduct the surgery on your backside.

Millimann:
Must be a comedy skit.

No pastor will do that.

No Pastor?!! You sure about that?!!... Lol.

More than likely scripted...!

Okay... Stay single for life since money is the sole foundation of Marriage.

Rose wasn't bad and gay enough, they had to add Riot to further confuse and conflict the poor child...!


Parents ought to know that names matter greatly in the lives of children.

Don't just name your kids out of misplaced emotions or drunken gaiety... Give them names they can and would be proud to answer.

Omolomo4eva:
Nobody fit tell me say the girl na virgin

Virgin?!! That's an insulting word to even a 16 year old these days.

gentposh:
Cos she is the daughter of an ex president?

Are there no photos of our current president smoking online.

Even maradona smoked in public...

Her dad smoked Wella in his youth... He confessed it during his early campaigns.

Most American youths smoke a lot... Alcoholism too.

That's how some of them deal with pressure.

Rebellion is an amazing thing...

She's enjoying her youth... She can't stifle her life because her father was one time the most powerful man on Earth.


She has clearly also thrown fitness and personal grooming out the window too. Lol.

Bunkbars:
the problem are the people, these politicians knows how to trigger religious and tribal sentiments in favour for themselves.

I do laugh at P.O, in as much as i support him. About his intentions to save Nigeria, but the question he should ask himself is, if Nigerians wants to be saved.

This same fuel subsidy, goodluck wanted to remove it,Apc came out with their propaganda, even the said Nigerians came out to scream, now no subsidy, this harsh economy of buhari. And no one is saying anything.

Dollar as at 2015 was 200, this same Apc came out with their propaganda, how PDP was incapable of ruling Nigerians. Now same dollar is 915.

You see this country, just forget it.

Your concern should be, you can provide and buy what you want regardless of the harsh economy. Let those who are easily decieved during campaign. Let them continue to feed in penury. Since common sense isn't actually common.

Yeah... Most politicians have since been consoled in their realization that most Nigerians don't want the nation to be better so long as they get by on crumbs.

No such thing as widespread patriotism and love for the common good of all.

You mean they can't re-bag and sell them?!!

These spokespeople sef... Why not shut the fvck up if you have nothing meaningful to say?!!

...And why exactly is this news?!!!

Why should we be bothered when the nation is undergoing the most progress it has seen since 1960?!!

DSS should arrest those who spread such lies about this great nation.

I doubt if it had been a man, his face and body would still be looking that healthy and "untouched".


There should be gender equality in every thing.

Treadway:
my brother, in the wise words of late Kenny Rogers.

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run...

Of what value/gain/dignity is a fruitless venture. I get you o,but it is undignifying to state your case to someone who actually doesn't care about your case or your side. On this issue oo, the supreme court doesn't care. You know this, and I know this. The next couple of years will be his vindication. See how Jonathan is respected and loved by all now?? He should just walk away.

Well, it's the same thing... He might as well just see it through.

That's how he permanently wins and keeps the hearts of the millions supporting him... Showing them he is a leader who doesn't give up.

Of course he won't win... The matter actually ended after Jagaban was sworn in.

At this point, he is merely staying the course and solidifying his foundation.

Waste of time...!

No employee of the sitting and incumbent president can unseat him from Aso Rock.


Well, you and Atiku have more than enough money to flog this dead horse.

Lovelyn451:
tha potable wey resemble babalawo, abeg o...

You think some ladies care?!!

Lol... A lot of these girls will disrobe for a rabid dog if he has money to spare.

Kobojunkie:
Don't forget the lizards and spiders wey full the place. All na food!

Damn... That's a whole new level of Ewww!

Kobojunkie:
Foods with Asian roots are also slowly taking over the Nigerian dinner table. Noodles for one.

Anyways, Nigerians ought to learn from their culinary madness and maybe come up with a way to turn all those rats and pigeons we have into needed sources of proteins.

Okay... I agree with you, and I believe poverty is ensuring that happens.

As for me... Nah.

gentposh:
Pls married men in the house help him out here...

My friend just called men to as me . I am yet to reply him

If your friend is asking you that, then he should have stayed SINGLE!

I already pity his wife... The poor woman.


That aside... Any woman who can arrange that Okra Soup to look and equally taste as aesthetically as that is to be worshipped as a GODDESS in my book. Damn... I have been salivating non-stop.

Kobojunkie:
You call it culinary madness yet they don't seem to suffer a lot of the dietary problems that is typical with Africans. Continue!

2. You avoid the Chinese like a plague, yet they have all but taken over your country? Continue!

Culinary Madness is more good-humoredly metaphorical than insulting or condescending... Anyone with even a pedestrian grasp of Grammar can easily see that.

I never said I avoid the Chinese (I wonder where you read that), just their cuisine...!

I have had the pleasure of partaking in it, and let's say it didn't go well with my system. Well, it can be said that might have been a prejudicial coincidence, and I won't even argue its validity. However, I continue to fastidiously avoid their delicacies. My digestive system, my choice of meals.

Since you went to the extent of mentioning it, please can you explain what my distaste for Chinese cuisine has to do with our 4th world nation being handed to them on a platter (No pun intended). Thank you.

Kobojunkie:
Dey there! Asian cultures eat even cockroaches and nothing dey do them. You better start looking for ways to make burgers out of those rats wey full everywhere. Dey mention WHO as if WHO go come fill your stomach with food.

Those ones eat any and everything... There is just no limit to their culinary madness.

That's why I avoid Chinese food like a plague.

Another beautiful creature sent into extinction due to Sapa and hunger...!

Douglad:
Mosquito no get economic value. I no know why scientist never invent something to cause their mass extinction.


God I hate these animals

Why on Earth would Scientists make a creature that brings them Billions of Dollars yearly in profit for Anti-malarials extinct??! That's the real economic value of mosquitoes, chief.

The very reason why more viruses and poisons are being discovered, and mostly created by these scientists... It's a business of creating a problem and a financially-fulfilling solution. It's a no brainer!

Scientists are not exactly missionaries or charity workers, you know.

Saao:
... in the place which he shall choose, to cause his name to dwell there, the tithe of thy grain, of thy new wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herd and of thy flock; that thou mayest learn to fear Jehovah thy God always. The word place in v23 is referring to your place of worship which God dwell. That's where you pay your tithe

I see how you conveniently avoided all the key pointers to your doctrinal beliefs from my submission earlier only to come up with this lame interpretation above...!


I understand... Raising money is not easy these days.

You caught 500,000 mosquitos just to create a bite of meat...!


That's some unusual level of idleness and mental deficiency, especially where it has no massive or ground-breaking health value.

robosky02:
I hereby confirm Osimhen already the winner of CAF AFOTY

That's if Mo Salah and Sadio Mane are not interested in it...!

Saao:
please kindly check the book of Deut 14: 23 to 24, emphasis is in v 24.

Even those scriptures above totally negate everything you posted above... Aren't you confused??!

"23 And thou shalt eat before Jehovah thy God, in the place which he shall choose, to cause his name to dwell there, the tithe of thy grain, of thy new wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herd and of thy flock; that thou mayest learn to fear Jehovah thy God always.

24 And if the way be too long for thee, so that thou art not able to carry it, because the place is too far from thee, which Jehovah thy God shall choose, to set his name there, when Jehovah thy God shall bless thee;"

Besides, take a look at verses 27-29, as they throw more light on Tithing and those tithes were (Past tense) for:

"27 And the Levite that is within thy gates, thou shalt not forsake him; for he hath no portion nor inheritance with thee.

28 At the end of every three years thou shalt bring forth all the tithe of thine increase in the same year, and shalt lay it up within thy gates:

29 and the Levite, because he hath no portion nor inheritance with thee, and the sojourner, and the fatherless, and the widow, that are within thy gates, shall come and shall eat and be satisfied; that Jehovah thy God may bless thee in all the work of thy hand which thou doest."


Since we are on the subject of Old Testament laws... How come many of you Christians don't obey these verses in the same scripture you lifted?

"4 These are the beasts which ye may eat: the ox, the sheep, and the goat,
5 the hart, and the gazelle, and the roebuck, and the wild goat, and the pygarg, and the antelope, and the chamois.
6 And every beast that parteth the hoof, and hath the hoof cloven in two, [and] cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that may ye eat.
7 Nevertheless these ye shall not eat of them that chew the cud or of them that have the hoof cloven: the camel, and the hare, and the coney; because they chew the cud but part not the hoof, they are unclean unto you.
8 And the swine, because he parteth the hoof but cheweth not the cud, he is unclean unto you: of their flesh ye shall not eat, and their carcasses ye shall not touch.
9 These ye may eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales may ye eat;"

Was it not Peter who was reprimanded by the Angel when he voiced out against eating these same things?

"14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten anything that is common or unclean.

15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common."

izonborn098:
tinubu can't blame buhari because he support him, then what give otti the right to blame ikpeazu when he didn't even support him...
That means peter obi would have blame buhari because he didn't support him' can u listen to urself.... And u said he is the messiah...

This is exactly why you should only type when your head is actually clear... Just negodu!

Buhari, with the help of Lai Mohammed, blamed Jonathan for not doing a damn thing in the first tenure... Before proceeding to spend the entire second one blaming Covid-19.

Tinubu and his folks are currently blaming Buhari's poor leadership for their woes... After Jagaban is done, his successor will blame him too, and so on.

Nigerians just hate taking responsibility for anything.

So, Mr. Kerosene-sharing Predecessor, shut the fvck up and collect your blames.

bassdow:
I see nothing bad there. After all, it all goes to God/god. 10% is 10% even if you choose to pay 3-times, or split it among 100 parishes / churches

How does it go to God?!! Your Bible clearly states that God doesn't delight in the sacrifice of Bulls and Rams??!

Even the tithing in Israel was directed at the Jews solely for the benefit of full-time God-ordained Priests who were forbidden from working and owning farms but to serve and eat strictly from the storehouses of the temples.

None of you present-day believers are Jews (Not One)... At best, you are gentiles allowed into God's promise by Grace.

If your church needs money for anything, then cheerfully donate to them without compulsion as The Bible clearly states that He loves those who give cheerfully.

Saao:
u need to pay tithe to church u worship not another church. Secondly, it's ur Pastor that received payment receipt so no one will know how much u earn except the PASTOR. Again most importantly, some people pay above 10% as tithe so no one will know how much u earn.

Damn... Just look at what a supposedly learned individual is posting... You definitely can't even back these with Biblical scriptures.

You just swallow doctrines hook, line, and sinker like a child.

Jewessgratitud3:
Is it right to split your tithe to different parishes if you don't want your parish to know how much you're earning? Will it still cumulate as tithe?

Is this a wrong or deceptive move?

Okay... Let's overflog this non-issue of tithing as usual...

If you have to follow an Old Testament doctrine of Tithe payment (As ludicrous as this portends), then you might as well do it as aptly directed in those Old Testament scriptures.

Revealing what you earn to your church leaders is your business and your choice... I hear some churches even have Tithe records with the names of the payers... Smh!!!