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As I watched this last night, I just knew this would hit frontpage here and all blog sites.


Many of you are so predictable.

Praktikals:
Lol @ playing against retired Macdonalds staff

Sincerely imagine and picture Messi playing in EPL for any of the top 6 clubs... Just be honest, and tell me he won't make monsters out of them.

Messi carries a huge influence and attraction for success. Facts!

Guyman01:
Farmers League, even Enyimba is stronger than those American teams he has been using ti shine.

Nope... Wrong.

Even if it's a farmer's league, Messi joined a team at the bottom of the pecking order... To get them believing and winning from day one of playing with them is the stuff of gods and legends.

Messi is more than an Influence... Matter of fact, he is the influence!

DenreleDave:
Almiron Thierryjay Angelfrost





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Messi is Goated for life!

There will likely never be another player of such quality for generations to come.

I'm so happy for the young man... May he win trophies in this first season.

R2bees2:
Arteta is still a learner? you don't know ball that much tbh

I didn't say he is a learner... I clearly said he is a learner when compared to those names I listed above.

It is simple English grammar.

Gucciswaz:
my dear ask am oo . some people Sabi hide behind keyboard the insult person .. bring am face to face e no go fit cough for where that person dy..

Very dull and miserable cowards... Nairaland is helping them display their stupidity and frustrations under the safety of Anonymity.

You can easily tell their backgrounds and their status in life... I pity him.

DaddyYankee:
You just defined your generation

Now go get help. City has always bleeped your ashawo mum every season, you will die soon animal. Keep naming excuses

This is another weekend of football sir... Please, look out for my comments... They will keep you frustrated and miserable.

I never bother reporting your kind for bans... I rather prefer to see you kids make a fool of yourselves across the forum.

DaddyYankee:
We know you as one sick person. Who takes you serious! You are too naive or maybe daft at same time. Every season you come here looking for excuses for City to fail, they have always put you to shame. You are not tired yet? Are you ok atall? You're sick get help

Nope... The sick one is you sir.

You are too frustrated and dull to know that football threads are for banter and jibes, not insults or abuses.

You are clearly mentally unhinged like those morons who think they are being passionate about football, ready to fight over clubs and players who don't know they exist.

Get a brain or get the fvck out of this section... You can join your fellow dimwits in Politics.

BoldBrainz:
Easy bro! Let it go.

Are you in Abuja? We could do a couple of beers together.

Not presently chief... What's the update on Amrabat and Pavard chase?!!

DaddyYankee:
I remember when you stupidly said last season that City were at their worst while the team went on to do the treble. I remember correcting your damaged brain then.

Which useless opinion? Anyone who says City is a one man team is sick like you

You really think you are making sense right now?!! Like, who exactly do you think you are correcting like this?!!

You should be ashamed that at your old age you can't even communicate like an adult in a public forum... I have kids who think and express themselves more maturely and intelligently than you are doing now.

The laughable part is that you can't even use these same words in real life amongst men...

Nairaland's anonymous nature has made every lowlife suddenly think everyone is his age mate. Imagine.

DaddyYankee:
U be mumu. Mr there was a season Kelvin was absent for almost 7 months. Those months City performed better than when he was around.Man City is not a one man team like the team you support. The only way to scatter this team currently is to remove Pep if not
they will do well. Like tonight what did Kelvin do?. Even that last season Kelvin wasn't really present, so stop talking trash.

Person go just drop him personal opinion, the next thing is to start abusing the person... Why?!!

Who did he really offend with that comment above?!!

Na wa o!

Suspect33:
counter my point, is it Man u that's in shambles that will challenge Arsenal? Is it Chelsea that sold almost half their squad that will put up a challenge? Or Liverpool that's now a shadow of itself, and getting rejected by most of their targets that will stop Arsenal?

Man United is in shambles?!! Are you having a laugh or you haven't seen teams this new season??! Lol.

Arsenal's best chance of winning this league was last season... It will be harder this season (they can win it o, don't get me wrong).

Most struggling teams of last season have worked on their weaknesses:

Chelsea is looking more solid
Liverpool seems back
Spurs is not messing around
Man City is not kidding around (they have records to break)
Man United has cleared out a lot of baggage, and the team is looking quite alive for the first time since Ferguson.
Aston Villa and Newcastle are more deadly now


So, never make mouth yet... No team is running away with anything this time around.

Besides, in terms of coaching, Arteta is still a learner where others are... Others like:

Pep Guardiola
Jurgen Klopp
Erik ten Hag
Unai Emery

Congrats to Frodd...

Nigga should have been there for his family instead of wasting his time in BBNaija house.

Everyone knows he stands no chance at winning that prize.

Guardiola and mind games... Lol.

He just said yesterday that he is not sure his team is in any shape to replicate what they did last season... I just hope Kompany didn't take those words seriously.

All I hear and read are excuses for not doing your jobs...

There is no excuse for not keeping a tight lead on things happening in the nation's finance and banking sector.

mercy87:
Sweet, proof of funds is now 21 million for a Single person without dependent going to UK. That is if your school fees is cheap like £13000. You also add about £9300 to show as maintenance fund for you wellbeing during the period of your study.

Wow... I'm even behind. See better money na.

Hmmm... Japa numbers will definitely plummet.

Taylor90:
Meeting abi going to war

Shebi Ebola don declare war yesterday what are they still meeting for

Rubbish

Well, they may not actually be going to war per se... They will likely take up occupation and keep them boxed in.

I believe the whole point is to intimidate the dictators into conducting elections and restoring the nation back to democracy.

As the sanctions bite on, coupled with the Military occupation, Niger military heads won't have a choice.

Nilon:
I want to fúck a ebony skinned black American

Travel or relocate there... Get a good job, pay your taxes, hit the club and they will fall all over you.

IconicR:
Because of people like you

Lol... I'm just curious... That's not supposed to be confidential since they already showed us he made first class.

Except the first class is not classy enough.

Ara21:
Good luck to him, he should stay there and look for work.

Look for which work??! Lol.

Senior work is already waiting for him in his state. North doesn't joke with their graduates.

Huge achievement... Congrats to Him.

Why dem come blur the CGPA??!

Ray07:
[/b]And he was the most hard working player in that team.

Maybe o . . . but am optimistic we would come out victorious.

That game na DRAW abeg... That Sancho as False 9 experiment go cast when league starts.

Kenmatt:
You can't compare Granada with Newcastle.

The NewCastle You're comparing with Eiber and Granada is a big Club, just that you don't know, are you aware of Newcastle Stadium Capacity and that of those Clubs you mention.

Granada should rather be compared to Oxford United or United of Manchester.

Bottom line...

Apart from the top 4 (abi 3 sef) in La Liga, who else do you or most football fans tune in to watch in Spain??!... Most people even prefer Serie A to La Liga these days.

Whereas, in EPL, even relegation battles are highly viewed, not to speak of top 10 teams.

England remains the top globally in terms of Club Football viewership. Facts!

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Person way don sign for Liverpool this morning

This one don read report yet no understand...

Terms agreed by both Clubs, not by player... Without the player's consent, no deal can be completed.

It's Harry Kane that finally agreed to move to Germany... Earlier, it was just an agreement between Spurs and Bayern.

Ray07:
Exactly . . . Very stingy Liverpool are.
That's why I love my beloved united, giveaway wages everywhere.

Na im make dem nor fit hold on to Mane...!

Man United go still draw on Monday... Still no available striker for una (Martial and Hojlund unavailable).

kasim155:
From your pic, you fine pass her wella.

Really??! Well, they say Beauty is subjective.

Make I no join words with you.

She is so beautiful... I love Ebony-skinned ladies who keep their Melanin glowingly radiant.

She and Ashleigh Plumptre are the faces of that national team.

We know why...

Na that wage ceiling guy man dey avoid... Liverpool is too stingy and conservative when it comes to wage reviews, and my guy has a lot of family responsibility on his shoulders.

He was more or less preparing for medicals when Chelsea upped their bid to 90 Million, but Brighton is gambling greedily on getting a score of a lifetime... They might have agreed to an extra 5 or 10 Million from Stamford Bridge before Liverpool had to come and ruin everything by doing the unthinkable.

Now, Todd Boehly will have to cough up 120 Million or the Midfielder remains at Brighton unhappily for the rest of his contract.

The entire Basketball team is filled with Beautiful Amazons... Beautiful and Super Athletic. They have never failed to make this nation proud despite most of them having dual citizenship.


I wonder why we don't have more homegrown talents in the area of Basketball... Are most Nigerians that SHORT??!

mystery22:
Tinubu and his useless supporters has spoilt everything in this country

Well, his supporters will call this a huge achievement... Keeping down the brain drain will be added to his "First 100 days in Office"!

Japa just got more complicated...

Every other payment and fees have also tripled due to the Exchange rate situation... Proof of funds (POF) which was about 2.5 Million for an individual is currently over 5 Million.

You have to be seriously moneyed, desperate, and exceptionally determined to Japa now...

Just watch... Mr. President and his VP will count this as a massive accomplishment.