₦airaland Forum

forgiveness:
Lavia wey go do medical for Chelsea.

Liverpool go wait tire.

Seriously??! Are you joking right now?!!

God abeg o!

Una wan just kee Klopp be dat!

That's Liverpool's last hope for their porous midfield.

georgeakins:
We have rejected Obi.
He can only be Biaflan president.

Good... Agreed.

Then why disturbing God on top your perfect choice of leader?!!

BoldBrainz:
Caicedo is good though. Just a bit overpriced, in my opinion.

A bit?!! Tell them the truth abeg.

Brighton just made the score of a lifetime.

Chelsea overpaid by at least 30 million, even factoring in inflation.

Liverpool's 60 Million signing from Saints (Romeo Lavia) might even do better than Caicedo.

Modified: just learned Lavia might be headed to Stamford Bridge instead of Anfield.

Finally... Chelsea is moving in the right direction.

They overpaid for the guy tho, but he is needed in that Midfield.

Flexisaff:
God please come to our rescue

God honestly has better things to do... Proper nationalities to attend to.

How many elections has He permitted you guys to conduct?! Each time y'all voted clueless crooks out of bigotry.

Please, leave God out of this.

Pump prices should hit #900 per liter by December...!

talented321:
How far Naw

Y'all narrowly escaped...! The game should have been a draw tbh.

So, EFCC can be this effective??!... Interesting.

Sigh... This is so sad.

These are issues we are yet to sort out but idiots are baying for the conquest of Niger.

talented321:
Okay na' just few hours' we will convince u

You go run after first half...!

talented321:
Finally premier league is back'' and Manchester united the big boys are playing tonight, the small boys play theirs yesterday.
So today is for the big boys' i don't want a big score line just man u 2-0 animals'' iconicR which club are u supporting?

Draw game... Wolves are coming hungry and deadly.

2:2 or 1:1.

United is currently injury-ravaged...

You guys should better cancel Maguire's sale. Options no too dey una bench.

Wait o....! So, na injury United take start season like this.

Kobbie Mainoo
Rasmus Holjund
Amad Diallo
Tyrell Malacia

Including the reserve keepers:

Tom Heaton
Dean Henderson


At this rate, even Ten Hag go wear jersey enter field o.

Reminds me of Tyler Perry's "Acrimony"!

You Nigerians deserve to really suffer...!

You know even someone's age already puts him at a disadvantage with regard to leadership, yet you all voted him in.

Now, the man clearly has no plan or blueprint... Just like Buhari, he came to add a feather to his cap before exiting this world.

TheSuperX:
I'm telling you bro, everything about them just seem so fake, so fake.

As in... Nothing like moderation at all.

You see a girl dressed for an outing looking totally alien to the same person waking up in the morning. Chai!

TheSuperX:
God forbid, I wonder why this gender aren't contented with their natural hair.

Is it just hair??! What natural body parts are most of them contented with??!

Nose
Eyes (Lashes, Brows, and irises)
Buttocks
Breasts
Skin (where do we start here?)
Nails
Height
Lips

If it is not surgically or physically enhanced and mutilated, dem no go rest.

Well... You can see the rat resisted every attempt to get it out.

That tells you it has been living there for a while (maybe off and on).

My question is simple... Instead of trying to pull out the poor rat (pun intended), why not yank off the wig and toss it away with the unspeakable vermin??!

This means if the rat is successfully removed, she will continue wearing the "Infested" and compromised wig... Hmmm... The things some human beings are prepared to put up with just to appear fashionable.

Lovenorth:
Imo or Anambra is better

Same thing applies in the Southeast currently, I'm afraid.

Sigh... The poor man. What mental agony and mockery from his peers he might have endured these past years.

Rest on Sir... Your fight is over.

Sigh... Why do I seriously pity that young lady running to keep up and holding his sneakers??!

There has to be more to the training and dignity of these security agents than playing housemaids to a President's offspring.

Almiron:
that wan fit get hypertension 😂🤣😂, cos na how to eat the next day go full it’s mind

...Not to mention living long enough to escape an average Calabar man's pepper soup pot.

InvertedHammer:
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Eyes go clear una soon.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

They packaged rubbish in 2015. You bought. The same agents packaged another rubbish in 2023. You bought.
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Honestly, most Nigerians deserve to suffer... And they will SUFFER!

Just imagine what a local Ekuke in Naija thinks about every night...!

His problems will be the nightmare of the best "Dog Psychologists".

Taking sycophants on Nairaland to the cleaners

Reading (Some call it good, others tell me it's bad)

BoldBrainz:
Going by the trajectory that has existed since June, I gave the economy six months to tank.

I may even have been too generous with that estimation.

I still can't understand how someone taking over from Buhari who destroyed the nation's economy couldn't have put a blueprint and team together before getting sworn in... It beggars belief.

No wonder he kept dodging Public debates just like his predecessor.

Three whole months... No Cabinet; No Economic Plan; Legislators already on holiday.

Nigeria is truly an interesting entity... It gets as amusing as it gets sad.

SalamRushdie:
I am 100 percent sure you have never run a business

I'm 100 percent sure that sycophant has never earned a proper wage in his young and unintelligent life...!

CBN "may" lose?!! May??! Lol...

CBN has lost and conceded control of the fvcking Naira since.

I gave Naira till December to fall to #1000 per Dollar... I think I gave these clueless people way too much credit... It will more than likely be #1500 per Dollar before Christmas.

Lukuluku69:
Does it now says the Arabian League is the best because they offer more money?

I don't think this Model is sustainable but let's wait and see where it leads them.

It is their money sha

It's definitely not sustainable... These Arabians are not thinking long-term (I might be wrong). This is probably just an idle phase for the global Moneybags.

Asia once did the same... Europe still took back its spotlight after a year or two.

Cmanforall:
You're right.
It's money

If Ronaldo moved to Kano Pillars, no player will follow him, if so much money is not involved



Maybe they've thought rather than buying clubs in Europe and sponsoring clubs, they better bring the players over to their country, no matter the cost. This way, their citizens will enjoy watching football stars live I their country

Asians and Arabians will rule this world... Europe and America should keep sleeping on their hypocritical politics.

Charismatic107:
Saudi league is the new gold

A serious Gold mine... Wise semi-retired players are cashing in massively.

Akacollins7:
That our nija guy at Napoli would soon regret not joining Saudi club. By the the way every business is all about money. I pray for him not to be one season type

Well, he still has time and age... If this season doesn't go well enough, he can still go make the money next year.

If he does take his success a notch up in Italy, he will be among those ruling Europe in no time.

Either way, this will likely be his last season at Napoli.

BoldBrainz:
Arabs are quietly sauntering into the global scene, with money. Lots of it.

They're buying European football clubs, hosting world athletic tournaments, buying superstars into their Arabian leagues to boost television earnings, ratings and viewership. Pouring money into the European football space through massive spendings in player signings and infrastructural developments.

And through all of this, the West is busy grovelling on the dollars and ignoring the fact that Arabs are making inroads..

Seriously bro...

Russia is turning Europe upside down... Asia is running unchecked with Technology... Now, Arabians have literally scooped the biggest game in the universe.

Once they succeed in buying Manchester United and Liverpool, they will shift their attention to Spain and Italy.