₦airaland Forum

xynerise:
Yes, Manchester United is terrible this season but they are not any different from Chelsea if Chelsea goes trophyless

Chelsea can still pick up F.A cup!

Treasure17:
United is a joke to you right?

I don't see beyond 5th position please...

Wetin I dey find for Valley?!!

Let me reiterate for the benefit of doubters...

Chelsea is currently the most useless team in Europe!

That's not bad... Not bad at all!

Governors who have done absolutely nothing meaningful in their states suddenly have all the answers to Nigeria's myriad of problems...

Oguchesunday:
Ondo women for Governor Yahaya Bello.
Join Bello and fix Nigeria.

He should fix Kogi first...

Truthisunique2:
the goal is not really the prayers but the sympathy and votes it would attract from core fanatical Muslims

Saudi should make sure that are dealt with and collect no bribe because tinubu people just turned mecca and black stone to a merchandise for hawing his product (presidency)

Not different from selling fish beside the blackstone

Exactly... Such needless desperation.

luminouz:
Well, I just said it as it looked like. They are not displaying it for votes, but prayers. Churches do such and no one kills them

Oga, they were clearly campaigning!

Spy360:
Working hard is lazy, working smart is diligence. Working smart has better rewards.

Why would I want to be a bricklayer when I am not playing brick game.

No one is asking you to be a bricklayer sir...

If everyone became a "Smart" worker, where would you live?!! How would you eat?!! What would you eat??! Etc...

The point is to maintain balance, ensure that these sectors don't die off by properly recognizing their importance, and supporting them better financially!

Just imagine if all youths across the nation decide they don't want to farm again... Who will feed you??! Think! Think!! Think!!!

Truvelisback:
Now, most of dem don wise up. Shoe cobblers, carpenters, bricklayers and others no dey take Kobo, kobo again ooo. Buhari govt don open their eye.

Good for them... They should step up their standards and fees abeg.

Nigerians too dey take them for granted!

We don't value legit, hardworking people!

Arysexy:
Peter Obi for President!

Nigga won't even win in his region.... E sure me die!

Nazgul:
Marriage became useless to men because we abandoned our culture and tradition and embraced that of the Western world.

When you start sleeping with girls from the age of 16 and have a body count of close to 50 girls by the time you're 30, what usefulness do you expect to get from marriage? Truth is even you the man wouldn't value the marriage and would immediately resume your sexcapade after your honeymoon

The only way to restore decorum in African marriages is to embrace back our culture.

Pre marital sex must be seen as an abomination, those who practice it would be banished from their community.

Virginity test should be one of the requirements a girl must possess before marriage can take place, this will reduce promiscuity in girls.

A law should be passed that ràpists would earn in instant death sentence upon conviction. This would reduce promiscuity in guys cos no one would be willing to risk his life for a few minutes of pleasure.

Also there should be laws governing marriages that would make unfaithful partners risk jail term.

Once this measures can be put in place, I strongly believe that marriages would become as rosy as it was meant to be. And wouldn't be useless to both men and women.

Sigh... This ship has sailed sir! Forget it!

The future is upon us! The future where cohabitation rather than marriage will be the new norm!

Even churches who once frowned upon this now turn blind eyes to cohabiting couples!

Ulunne777:
Hostel Cleaners in Nig tertiary institutions

Now, that is a job only truly courageous and strong people can do!

Seriously tho, we need to pay these skilled hardworking people better!

Some people can afford to dash hoes hundreds of thousands of Naira, but to drop ordinary 1k extra to laborers is too much for them!

BJanta:
May God Help Us to Help

Deep down, I believe you know no one read a damn thing up there!

When you learn the fine Grammatical art of summarizing, maybe you will begin to make sense!

luminouz:
This picture looked like they were just praying for tinubu and Ibrahim na... Like they raised the posters to pray for the images therein. I have seen this being done in churches and even Jerusalem.

There are rules... You can pray for someone without carrying and displaying a full campaign poster for social media purposes!

What happened to using phone images or palm sized photos?!! Will the prayers be better heard from campaign posters?!!

Which kain lame excuse be this na!

That churches are tolerant and kinda liberal shouldn't give room for such nonsense! I hate seeing political campaigns in houses of worship! Irritating to say the least!

Please, flog and incarcerate the morons!

Shameless fools!

Ipob will be like... It doesn't matter, the oil wells are still in Biafra!

Even random Nigerians can now afford to "pick" up a 100 Million Naira worth nomination form!

It's almost as though 100 Million is some pocket change!

Even though you are as wealthy as Otedola or Dangote, you still don't just toss 100 Million quid into a venture you know won't fly!

I mean... It's sounding like she just paid for some new undies!

Agugbadin:
God will remove them before they finally run the country aground.

The country is already aground sir!

God has washed His hands off this nation!

Wait until they tax weddings, obituaries, naming ceremonies, etc...!

Ropostic120:
Afonjas are the most brilliant people in this country


Afonja that some idiots always downgrade on Nairaland has produced great people like Seun Osewa the ceo of this great platform.
Fela KUTI
Obafemi Awolowo
Obasanjo
Wole Soyinka
Rashidi Yekini
Davido....the most followed Nigerian on IG
Whizkid baba
Odunlade Adekola
Funke Akindele
Ayo Babalola the founder of CAC
David Oyedepo the richest pastor in the whole world
SK Abiara
Olukoya DK
Pastor Kumuyi and so on are all ģreat people from this lovely tribe with loving cultures


Whether you hate them or not,they are great people with great potentials and the few being bad doesn't mean the whole race is bad

The time you took to compile that list would have served you better doing more to educate and improve yourself....

Bigotry gets no one anywhere! It is not food!!!

Every part of Nigeria has produced great minds, and will continue to! These comparison is silly, needless, and bespeaks low self-esteem.

pozehnani:
What are your views guys and ladies?

Let's not keep quiet and pretend like these things don't happen or they are only fictional or things you see only on social media. They are real!!!!

The number of good guys actually outnumber the evil minded ones... But, many of your sisters will consistently overlook them because they are not 'financially fit'!

In today's economy, a guy is spending money faster than Dangote yet no verifiable income stream... Or has clear red flags about his movements and associations, but a lot of you ignore those signs... Why?!!! Because you want the easy life on the fast lane!

ubreal:
This kind story hardly goes viral if na sex tape
All corners of Nigeria will see and hear
Congrats genius!!
Shine on

It's on front page now...

Let's all do our own parts to publicize, retweet, and spotlight this!

Academic giants are amongst us!

Congrats young blood...

The brains are there!

If only we all and our leaders will shine more light on proper education and skills acquisition!

Nigeria has all it takes to be World power! Our greatest resources, yet untapped, are the young people!

Corruption and Immorality no go let us see road!

nams77:
Guess you ain't talking about me

I sometimes shudder at the thought of any strenuous activity except bumping

Lord pls help me to get back.

Good thing is my brain is more sharper and I'm more wiser like Solomon.

Abeg, try dey gym small... Doesn't hurt!

yanabasee:
If this was Nigeria.... Corruption would've destroyed it ....

Can't destroy what doesn't exist...

Such a thing can NEVER even be imagined to begin with.

A nation battling power and security crisis can't reason in that direction!

Make we even first enjoy uninterrupted Power supply for 24 hours across the nation!

If I ever decide to build in Lagos, it has to be in Ogudu!

Gbagada too will be prime on my list.

Chai... A brother has been physically downgraded with Carbs and junks!

Worst part is that such guys will claim to be enjoying life!

One I know has become so fat, he literally gasps for air walking up or down the stairs. A nigga who used to be quite fit prior to marriage.

hopman98:
I'm very sure this man no dey observe him five daily prayers. Shey u dey whine ALLAH ni?

5 Daily what?!! Lol!

Religion is for the poor abeg!

Maxymilliano:
See as Tinubu and supporters carry indiscipline enter holy ground

They certainly didn't go there for any religious purpose!

They went there to score useless political points!

The desperation is pathetic and amusing!

slimthugchimee2:
You are part of the crew that don't stay in east and talk all these sort nonsense because it doesn't affect you

Please gtfo

All of them... From Kanu, Emma Powerful, to Simon Ekpa...

You and your families stay safe and sound in a far country, but you incite violence or death upon innocent people back home!

KingOfBoyz1:
too much I swear. 4yrs will pass now without any achievement. UGM doesn't attack ordinary people.

Precisely the very words spoken by most core Northerners about Boko Haram back in the day...

Well, they are sadly eating their words today!

Continue!!!

You imbeciles never talk about getting Nigeria working or soaring high... Only about what party stays in power!

ASUU will soon be on strike for a full year, but that is of no consequence to you bastards!

Even Tinubu, Atiku, and others have never spoken about ending this embarrassing saga in the academic sector!