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I don't understand... Power surge or not, how does one get electrocuted merely by ironing clothes?!!!

LordviccoDaGuru:
Together we shall overcome.

No we won't!!! No matter how 'together' we are, can't achieve a damn thing if the head is bad!

The only thing you guys do is meet, meet, and meet! No end product!

Well, I can't expect underlings to be effectual when their boss is absent and clueless!

Sleekfingers:
But chimp belong to monkey family na

Nope... Chimps are Apes not Monkeys.

Monkeys are smaller in size than Apes, and also have tails.

Ebubu:
oga poverty dey

Yes... But, is that why people want to do away with security outfits across the state?!!

Imagine poverty with no proper security?!! Imagine that mix?!!

Some even dangle these braids while cooking with firewood...

No brains to realize the dangers inherent!

What am I even saying.... Some even sit on a flying bike with the long braids flying all over the place! They don't even know the high risk in such acts.

What is the big deal in properly packing the braids when occasion calls for it.

Ebubu:
youth restlessness and agitation

Yeah... That's why the criminals here on this forum want Army and Police to vacate the state.

They want free reign to properly terrorize the citizens without intervention of security agents.

You can't tell me that attacking security set up is aimed at actualizing Biafra! Nah... It is to actualize Crimes and Criminality!

Believe it or not, graduates earn 12 to 15k per month teaching multiple subjects in Private schools.

Population Control!

crackheadZara:
30 billion and he has this ugly, awful, forlorn, sullen, unabashed disarray of a hairline, can't even afford the tiniest of disciplines required to stick to a basic workout regime, not to mention the foul arrogance of his attitude and the broad cleft in his intellect. I am of a strong conviction that if this man wasn't born into a family of wealth, his sort of person would end up in the drabbest and grimiest places where only urchins and louts thrive.

You need to breathe.... Then drink a full glass of cold water!

See??! You are feeling better now, and realizing that Davido is not your problem in life!

I tell people this daily...

Gym all you want, without the proper discipline to stick to healthy diets, you will gain or lose nothing! At least nothing meaningful, except you have a unique metabolism!

For weight gain or loss, diet and lifestyle adjustments amount to 80%! No arguments!

Charmingpet:
election is near

Election has nothing to do with it...

Insecurity has been steadily increasing for at least 4 years now!

It's a failure of leadership which is observable in everything else in the nation!

No more security in this country...

Every man/woman is on his/her own!

The worst part is that evil and criminal minded people know this all too well, and they are taking advantage of it every day!

Kidnappers
Terrorists
Bandits
Hoodlums
Cultists
Ritualists
Fraudsters
Just name it....

They don't even fear anymore!!!

If you are here, you don't have a gun, knife, or hand to hand combat skills, pepper spray, etc, I just pity you!!!

chikason22:
Ladies and gents
That's the victory I told you earlier.
FT. LIVERPOOL 2:0 VILLARREAL
We go to Spain next week and get our tickets for final in Paris
I am so Entertained.
Thanks to you all.
See you in France.

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Leave matter my guy! Una don carry this UCL!

The distance in form between Liverpool and the rest is just shocking!

Only City looks close! Congratulations ahead!!!

PUSSYHOE:
Jesus Christ!!!! I was on your side you didn't get the sarcasm?

Jeez!!! Sorry! My bad!

I just went back and read it again! Lol!

No mind me! Many things dey my head!

PUSSYHOE:
Listen dude we have fans and analysts only few are both. Now you dig

Guy, who dey final and who go house?!!!

Haba!!!.... I have moved on since that game! So have many football lovers!

Excuses and Explanations change nothing at this point!

Anyway, I pray City makes it to this UCL final!

Make we conclude this small matter once and for all!

Englishisamust:
Thier key players was absent in the match

Debruyne
Foden

Liverpool was with thier full squad

I only have records of the results... Who won and who lost!

The rest are explanations for fans to console themselves with.

You dig?!!

cliffypatt:
Are you sure

As a non fan who has watched nearly all their games this season, I think I am!!!

3 of their front men have over 20 goals each in all competitions!

This is almost Supernatural!!!

khingTony:
Beauty against Villarreal



Beauty against Villarreal

I don't understand you sir....

You missed their games against:

Man City (FA Cup)
Benfica
Man United (twice in a row)
Arsenal
Milan
Just name the team this season!

Which of them did you miss??!!!!

Make we just talk truth...

This Liverpool is currently the BEST team in Europe by a mile!!!

I honestly can't see anything or anyone stopping them from winning this UCL! Not even Man City, certainly not Ancellotti's team!

See better team play, see fluidity, see link up play, see attack! Such a Beauty to watch!

Van Dijk sef.... That was unnecessary!

Liverpool is winning this one! Nothing Villarreal can do about it!

jimmyolasun:
Broda funke

Pardon Shim... Hardship don make am forgot gender!

ghettokid1:
everything is cheap up there, that's why they vote carelessly

Why are you people like this na?!!!

Small post about food price, na you unleash this level of vawulence!

cochtrane:
Nothing to do with whether it's illegal or not. But more to do with the irresponsibility demonstrated. If he does the same thing every Atiku and Obasanjo would do, what makes him any different from them?

True! It puts a question on his discipline and integrity!

silvoclaira:
Mehn the first guy that comment has messed this FP post up

No comment is gonna make any sense here

As in... He has literally closed the thread before it started!

NwaAmaikpe:

However, while I'd never stop condemneing Abba Kyari and his antics, I won't fail to use this opportunity to congratulate Yul Edochie for doing what is right, for not allowing himself to be held down by the shackles of political correctness, or letting his future be defined by public opinion.
It's no secret that every married man with ability, opportunity and capacity has a sidepiece. How come we'd rather live in deceit by remaining married to the one woman we are so happy to cheat on and leave our source of succour all out in the cold?

If you won't do it for your happiness, do it out of compassion for the lots of stranded evening newspapers around without any willing reader.

Sigh.... Comrade why?!!

This is easily the most BRUTAL thing I have read so far this year!

I honestly can't believe what my eyes just beheld, what my brain just processed!

I think I may need 'counseling'!

NwaNimo1:
....When he returns he will join APC and become a Governor,

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Yeah... Money is the main qualification for becoming an elected leader in Nigeria!

It's no coincidence the nation has been retrogressing for decades!

Yet Kyari is still flexing in a VIP guest house in Abuja (AKA Prison)!

fergie001:
You are new here.........We are the Liv fans holding the Sports Section: Ask ebukahades10 gbest90 crazygod egusishankly Wordson angelfrost kyase dfrost ghettokid1 rodwave & co.

Lemme leave this one here!


When a man's ways please the LORD, he maketh even his enemies to be at peace with him. (Prov. 16:7)

janedonez:
Thought twas a joke.
Can we still find men with dignity?

Yes, they abound!

However, where was your fellow woman's dignity when she willingly opened her legs for a married man, even conceived and birthed a child for him?!? Is she exempted from the Dignity Rule?!!!

TOPCRUISE:
Blah, blah,blah. Didn't you marry him for better for worse.

Hope these would be your words if the reverse were the case...!

If not... SMH!!!

Ishilove:
Very confusing gender They are quick to scream that women let themselves go in marriage and use it to justify their adultery. Now this one was keeping fit, but it did not stop her horseband from cheating and marrying another woman. Shior.

Maybe you haven't seen men whose wives look every inch like Beyonce with angelic characters yet cheat with hoes who look like what Shrek and Oshiomhole brought forth...

Honestly, a dog will always be a dog!

Of course, same applies to bitches!