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Shellsploit:
Only God knows what is running through my mind... This kain lips sef

NwaAmaikpe:




Passion and devotion pays.
Just like Hashimu Suleiman who trekked from Lagos to Abuja when our darling daddy won the election.

He never knew it will come in handy, now he has the stamina to run because hunger, poverty and insecurity has come chasing.

Generalwoodz:
You're a very greedy MODAFUCKING python!
There are so many pythons in Nigeria that haven't eaten for three months straight.
Did they die?
No. They are still surviving and waxing stronger via eating lemon grass.
Mumu python.
Goat wey lalasticlala dey rear for Christmas na wetin you go swallow! Na greedy kill you oooo.

May your soul, body and mind rest in the stomach of lalasticlala.

Shellsploit:
Was enroute Lagos to enugu with one popular transport company. Vehicle got to Delta state, na so NDLEA stop us .. After searching the bus, their was this particular guy that has been staring at me. He asked me to alight from the vehicle, then asked my source of income, told him am a penetration tester...

The next thing i heard was " Na him we dey find" Tried explaining to them what a penetration tester is but all fell to deaf ears. Passengers started begging... Them say i be suspect!


Last last, naso bus leave me commot...
The rest was history after we reach office.

Righteousness2:
Don't do the Needful! Keep asking irrelevant Questions until you Depart this Earth without JESUS and open yours Eyes in Hell. Then you will understand if Spirits touch neurons or neurons touch Spirits

Shellsploit:
Wheres angelicbeing sef

MALIGNANTGuest:
May be miserable in Nigeria where Everyone na Oga. But in d diaspora, u can feed fat on such.
People get paid hugely for just giving professional advice on marital, economic, business issues.

For me I think the most irrelevant Locally & internationally is POLITICAL SCIENCE.
Any human can be a Politician.
In fact, we have Politicians without WAEC.

Shellsploit:
Nethunter!
For penetration testing!



... Sniffing information offwire is my hobby

Righteousness2:
"An there shall be wars and rumors of war"

Atimes I begin to wonder if these Major Endtimes players go to Search the HolyBible before they make their moves and Decisions.

All the puzzles are Falling in place Just as The KING of kings, JESUS Christ said it will be in the Season leading to His Coming.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Except we Conciously decide to Deceive ourselves, We all know that we are in the Last of the Last days.

I take GOD beg all and sundry, quit living life anyhow. Enough of anyhow living. Take the Matter of your Genuie salvation in JESUS Christ very seriously.

One of these days, the Trumpet will Blast, Millions of People all over the world will Mysteriously Disappear and those who miss it will be lamenting " Mr. Righteousness warned us o"
Get Prepared Folks! Remember, the Breath we have now is not in our Power.

Righteousness2:
Not everyone that bears Pastor is a Pastor.
It's a nick name for Some. For others, it's a title..

Bossontop:

And one other person laidat is still there oo....

Righteousness2:
This could just be quite similar to the Matter of the Super tv boss.

So many Great men have been sent to Eternity due to Backside and Bobbi.
So many Great Destinies have been slaughtered on the table of fleshly lust.

Gentlemen, wake up! Don't allow any Jezebel or Delilah send you 6ft before your time.

Flee from them! Flee from all appearances of Evil..
Submit to Godliness and Purity. It will save u a whole lot.

NwaAmaikpe:




They'd expect you to die for them just because you love them.

But see, the First Lady refused to die after being shot the same way her husband was shot.

You see why I always say 'fear women'?

SenatePresdo:
Charity Begins at Home.

MumuMmadu BuHaram is doing well.

emmanuelewumi:
Selling properties to start a hostel business is okay, provided he is the owner of the property used for the hotel

emmanuelewumi:
An old man said 80% to 100% of the money realized from the sale of a land or house must be reinvested back into real estate, eg renovate, build a house or buy another land.

Do you agree with him.

He said do sell land or house to start a business or any other Investment, if you must it should not exceed 20%.

If you want to do business you can use the 100% of the rent from the property, but should not be proceeds from the sale of the property.

The old man said the gods of the land will be annoyed, do you believe this.

I think his advice might work with most people sha, maybe 95% of us.

Downey:
I was in a taxi,
then driver said "I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do."
Then I told him to turn right.

Romanoff:
My phobia for toilets, even mine makes me double check it before I just siddon on top.

Too many films done mess with me.

Plus I have a friend whose colleague got bitten by a snake in their office in Abuja while she was using the toilet.

Na God save her say the quickly rush her go hospital.

After inspection of their environment, they discovered they didn't have a soak away. Their office was backing a swamp so that was how the guy had access to the toilet.

Shellsploit:
Useless government

Shellsploit:
Its open already...
Na to remove am one after the other and do the needful

Shellsploit:
They should tear out his internals and wash them with hypo

HigherEd:
Lord Jesus keep protecting us from the hands of those who have made evil permanent landlords of their minds.

Shellsploit:
see light everywhere...
flood light for Abuja stadium sef, person no fit use am read novel!




Abuja stadium sef!

HappyPagan:
Those activists were beaten like Jesus. They are the true Christians.. God bless them.

Bossontop:
Lol

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Bar1941:
Pensioner, continue to enjoy your retirement.

FalseProphet1:
This man is a false prophet...sin will definitely take you to hell, Galatians 5: 19-25 and Isaiah 59: 1-2 will further prove him wrong.

This I have seen.

Righteousness2:
Ladies and Gentlemen with all due respect , what I Heard here with my Ears is PURE GRAMMAR and Could Cost u your Soul. .

Sin is what will Hinder us From Heaven.
Unbelief in Jesus Christ on its own is a Sin. It will hinder us. Revelation 21:8

Fornication, Adultery, any form of Immorality are Sins. They will hinder us.

Malice, Jealousy, idle words are sins. They will hinder us from Heaven.

Cultism, idol worship, murder, abortion, lgbt are sins. They will hinder us.

Every form of Unrighteousness is Sin. They will hinder us.

What will give us access to Heaven is Confessing our sins to GOD, Repenting from dem, Surrender and Believe in JESUS Christ.

Even after Salvation, we need to repent from every sin we fall into and ask GOD for mercy.

These are the Last days! Be careful of what and who you listen to. Heaven and Hell are Real. Eternity is a Personal race.

Isaiah 59:1-2, Isaiah 35:8-10, 1 John 3:8-9, 1Peter1:15-16, Revelation 21:8, Rev 21:27, Romans 1:21-32, 1Cor 6:9-10, Romans 6:1