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Shellsploit:
Try aju mbaise!
A local igbo herb, does wonders!

PotatoSalad:
Where is righteousness?

These people are testing his God's anger.

Righteousness2:
The only Abnormal thing in the whole thing is the Pastor who came out on social media to Rant.

Pastors are regularly taken out and replaced from stations. It is worrisome that a Pastor comes out on social media to complain. I really can't understand the kind of things that happen in these Endtimes. I Believe someone misled the young man.

A Pastor who knows and understands his call, will not do this.
A Pastor who knows and Understands his position will invest himself more in the work of GOD and take his matter to GOD. Your calling does not end on Pulpit.

Shellsploit:
Amazing development...


No wonder theres no light in Umueri, anambra state for almost 2years now.

slim75d:
he came back to kano pillars to find himself a fulani wife.

His new wife must hae told him to leave the sai maizugida side for a turkish team, who no like better thing?

Righteousness2:
JESUS Christ, the Most Important being Ever to Come on this Earth.

JESUS Christ, the One who came on this Earth and Paid the Price for the Sins of all Humanity by Dying on the Cross and Resurrecting after 3 days.

JESUS Christ , the Only Way for all of Humanity to be Saved.

JESUS Christ, the Only one who Decides the Fate of All Humanity in Eternity irrespective of whether you say you Believe Him or not.

JESUS Christ, the One who is Coming back anymoment from now to Snatch all that Believe in Him, Living Right and Ready.

Come to HIM today and be Saved! There is no More time..

Greenerie:
[YES, ITS A TRUE STORY,I USE MY OWN CASE TO KNOW GOD IS THERE.IM ALIVE TODAY because IM A PRODUCT OF PRAYER AND D POWER OF GOD.I CANT MAKE IT UP,because I WAS AMONG THOSE WHO SAW OYEDEPO. U KNOW BEFORE I RAN TO MFM DURING MY OWN BATTLE, I USE TO BE AMONG THOSE THAT SAY THEIR PRAYER IS STRANGE.

I SHAKE MY HEAD AT THEIR
PRAYERS UNTIL MY BATTLE STARTED,SATAN ATTACKED ME DURING MY FINAL YEAR EXAMS,DEMONS APPEARING TO ME, TALKING TO ME,THEY WANTED TO MAKE ME MAD.THEY WILL APPEAR TO ME ON THE ROAD,THEY WILL START FIGHTING ME,IN
THE MARKET,IN CLASS,I WILL START RUNNING.

I DIDN'T GRADUATE WITH MY SET.MY FAMILY TOOK ME TO HOSPITAL BUT IT WAS MORE THAN HOSPITAL because INVISIBLE HANDS TRYING TO STRANGLE ME.SO DOCTOR ADVISED THAT ITS A SPIRITUAL THING,ITS NOT HOSPITAL SOMETHING,THAT WE SHOULD FIND SOLUTION SPIRITUALLY.THEY ALSO AFFLICTED ME WITH TERMINAL DISEASE.

MARINE SPIRITS ARE VERY WICKED,ITS ONLY BY GODS GRACE ONE SURVIVES THEIR ATTACK.CARRIED TO MFM,PRAYER STARTED,IT WAS REVEALED MY ANCESTORS WORSHIPPED MARINE AND THEY CHOOSE ME, THEY WANT ME TO COME BACK AND START WORSHIPPING THEM AS GOD.I NEVER KNEW ALL THESE,THAT D LIFE OF ANCESTORS CAN AFFECT their OFFSPRINGS.

LONG STORY SHORT, THEY TRIED TO KILL ME WITH ACCIDENT SEVERAL TIMES,,FIRE BURNT OUR HOUSE,THEY FINALLY PUT CANCER.
I WOULD HAVE DIED ON MONTH OF MAY 2018 AND AGAIN ON OCTOBER 2019.But GOD SCATTERED SATANS PLANS FOR ME.IM still ALIVE.

BACK TO OYEDEPO,U KNOW THEY HAVE MONEY,THEY TRIED ALL THEY COULD MEDICALLY AND SPIRITUALLY,HER HUSBAND AND CHURCH WERE PRAYING FOR HER,SHE WAS STILL DYING.THE CANCER WAS IN LATE,FINAL STAGE.ALL THOSE PASTORS IN AMERICA, WELL KNOWN ALL OVER D WORLD PRAYED FOR HER.

PROBLEM CONTINUED,THEY SAID THEY HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THEY KNOW HOW TO DO,ADEBOYE TOLD THEM ONLY ONE BROTHER CAN HELP YOU OH,.THEY SAID WHO IS THAT?

HE SAID OLUKOYA OF MOUNTAIN OF FIRE.

SO,THEY CAME TO DADDY OLUKOYA WITH PLENTY GHANA MUST GO BAGS OF MONEY.HE SAID NO,KEEP MONEY,IM NOT THE HEALER, JESUS IS THE HEALER.
IF ITS OTHER PASTORS,AS THEY SEE THEY ARE DESPERATE FOR SOLUTION WILL COLLECT THE MONEY AND EVEN REQUEST FOR PRIVATE JET.

HE PRAYED FOR HER AND SENT HER FOR DELIVERANCE AT PRAYER CITY,ITS AT LAGOS-IBADAN EXPRESS WAY.SHE WAS UNDERWENT DELIVERANCE,THERE THE CANCER DISAPPEARED! NO TRACE.SHE WENT BACK TO VISIT HER DOCTOR ABROAD,AFTER HER HEALING,TO SAY HELLO.HE RAN OUT WHEN HE SAW HER.SAYING SHE IS A GHOST.

SO MANY TESTIMONIES.

THERE WAS A WOMAN ,ANY TIME A MAN PROPOSE MARRIAGE TO HER, MATURE PENIS WILL COME OUT OF HER BODY.SHE WENT TO SO MANY PLACES,TO MAMMY WATER,SHRINE, TEMPLE,SHE TRIED SURGERY,MEDICALLY
,ABROAD ONLY FOR IT TO DISAPPEAR,IN THE OPERATING ROOM.SHE WANTED TO COMMIT SUICIDE,ON HER WAY TO BUY POISON,
A WOMAN GAVE HER HANDBILL INVITING HER FOR MFM POWER MUST CHANGE HANDS EVERY FIRST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH,THE LADY WAS ANGRY AND THREW IT AWAY.

THE WOMAN CALM HER DOWN,THEY STARTED TALKING.
LONG STORY SHORT,THEY BROUGHT HER FOR PRAYER AND DELIVERANCE,THEY TOOK HER TO DADDY OLUKOYA.HE PRAYED FOR HER,TOLD HER SHE WILL RECEIVE DIVINE VISITATION.FEW NIGHTS LATER,AT MIDNIGHT ANGELS CAME,CUT IT OFF.THEY TOLD HER U ARE FREE.
DOCTOR JESUS PERFORMED SURGERY ON HER.

,SHE BROUGHT IT TO CHURCH,THEY PRAYED ON IT,POURED ANOINTING OIL ON IT,AND BURNT IT WITH FUEL,THEN DUG A HOLE AND BURY THE ASHES.

THAT WOMAN CAME TO SHSRE TESTIMONY WITH HER HUSBAND AND BABY.ISNT GOD AMAZING!

THERE WAS THIS MAN THAT MARRIED A WOMAN FROM WATER,SHE GAVE HIM TWO KIDS,THEY BECAME INCURABLY SICK,FIRST CHILD BECAME SICK LATER DIED, THE MAN SPENT ALL HIS MONEY TAKING them FROM ONE HOSPITAL TO ANOTHER.

SECOND CHILD ALSO BECAME SICK AND DIED.THEN THE WOMAN finally BECAME SICK AND DIED.THE MAN BECAME POOR because HE SOLD ALL HIS PROPERTY TO RAISE MONEY IN SEARCH OF SOLUTION.

THEN THE WOMAN STARTED APPEARING TO HIM EVERYWHERE,IN D BED, when he is sleeping,she will be SLEEPING BESIDE HIM,IN D BATHROOM WHEN HE IS BATHING,HE WILL RUN OUT screaming WITH SOAP ON HIS BODY,IN HIS OFFICE,SHE WILL EVEN SIT ON THE TABLE.
ON HIS PLATE OF FOOD,HE WANTS TO EAT ,IN D CAR, EVERYWHERE.

TELLING HIM ITS TIME FOR HIM TO JOIN HER,THAT HE IS HER HUSBAND,HE MUST JOIN HER.HE WILL DIE UF HE DOESN'T STOP RUNNING AND COME AND JOIN HER IN D WATER. HE RAN HELTER SKELTER IN SEARCH OF SOLUTION.


TO APPEASE HER,THEY WENT WITH A VOODOO PROPHET TO THE WATERS TO DO SACRIFICE AT MIDNIGHT.

ALL OF A SUDDEN! HER HOUSE STARTED RISING UP,CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE WATER....

I WILL CONTINUE LATER.LET ME FINISH MY HOUSE CLEANING.



uotecBeingg post=103801555]I heard of Oyedepo's was sick but I never knew they took her to MFM , is it a true story or just hearsay, kindly throw more light on this, personally l respect the anointing of God on Dr Olukoya

Shellsploit:
Hunger don make the earthworm long..
Apc government sef!

Greenerie:
I laugh at ur stupidity and lies! U are not a Christian talk more of born again...

THIS MAN PRAYER HEALED BISHOP OYEDEPO WIFE OF BREAST CANCER,THEY CUT OFF ONE OF HER BREAST,SHE HAD WEEKS TO LIVE,THEY TOOK HER TO THE BEST HOSPITALS IN OVERSEAS,THE BEST DOCTOR AND MEDICAL CARE SHE COULD GET!

ALL THE OYINBO PASTORS LAY HANDS EVEN BENNY HINN.CANCER DIDN'T GO,SHE WAS DYING,THEY BROUGHT HER TO ADEBOYE OF REDEEMED.DAVID OYEDEPO SAID THEY HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THEY KNOW,THEY DON'T KNOW WAT TO DO AGAIN.ADEBOYE ADVISED THEM ONLY ONE BROTHER CAN HELP YOU OH.

THEY CAME TO MEET OLUKOYA,HE PRAYED FOR HER,AND SENT HER FOR DELIVERANCE IN THAT PRAYER CITY CAMP.THERE THE CANCER DISAPPEARED! SHE DIDN'T DIE AGAIN.

SO MANY MILLIONS OF TESTIMONIES,OR IS IT THAT PASTOR THE IDOL IN HIS FAMILY MADE HIM MAD because HE REFUSED TO BE SERVING THEM AND WENT TO BE DOING PASTOR.

THIS PASTOR WAS BROUGHT IN CHAINS. HE WILL STAND UP AND START RUNNING,TEAR HIS CLOTHES, PICKING THINGS FROM THE GROUND AND BE EATING,HIS MUM, WIFE AND ELDER SISTER BROUGHT HIM THERE.I SAW HIM WITH MY TWO EYES.

PRAYER AND FASTING STARTED,3 DAYS LATER MADNESS DISAPPEARED.HIS NORMAL MIND RETURNED,JESUS DELIVERED HIM...NO BODY ASK FOR MONEY BEFORE PRAYER,ONLY PRAYER AND FASTING.

SO MANY TESTIMONIES,WHAT ABOUT A WOMAN THAT CAME WITH TALKING PREGNANCY,BABY TALKING IN HER BELLY. ANYTIME SHE WANTS TO PRAY IT WILL TELL HER TO SHUT UP OR IT WILL KILL HER.

I KNOW UR JUST A LITTLE BOY,U NEVER SEE SOMETHING IN THIS LIFE.
SO SHUT UP YA DIRTY MOUTH BEFORE THE VIOLENT ANGELS OF DADDY OLUKOYA WILL SLAP UR MOUTH FOR SAYING HE WILL GO TO HELL FIRE.

HIS ANGELS DEFEND HIM OH because GENUINE PASTORS ARE VERY FEW,HEAVEN DON'T PLAY WITH THE FEW GENUINE ONES.AND GOD SAID TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED.HE IS GENUINELY CALLED OH.

URE A FOOL,FOR MOCKING AGGRESSIVE VIOLENT PRAYERS IS IT because SATAN HAS NOT FLOGGED YOU OR ATTACK YOU? PRAY MAKE U NO JAM!
I REST MY CASE.

quoteor=GOTVee post=103773181] Even though I'm a born again Christian, this man is a fake pastor. Do not believe in his fake doctrines of violent prayers cos the Bible admonished we true Christians to love and pray for our enemies. He's going to hell with that Gorimapa in otta

Righteousness2:
What a loss! Condolences to her Family.

Sex is a Spiritual action. It is beyond just pa!pa!pa!
It comes with an interchange and entanglement of the Spirit of parties involved.

You can imagine what happens when demons and their packages are interchanged with various persons.
You may feel you are deriving fun, but when the chips are down, you see yourself in regrets, Depression, Delusion, Emptiness, Pains , Uselessness and so on.

That is why many end up in Strange deaths. Because it's another being that Controls them.
The Worst of all these is to Die without Christ. That's the worst thing that could hit anyone. That is straight to Hell Fire.

One the Greatest Gift everyone needs is Peace. And Orginal Permanent Peace can only come with the PRINCE of PEACE, JESUS Christ.

Qudsi:
These ones are from the Hadiths.

The ones from the Qu'ran are also there.

MuhamMad was a filthy being. This is why unlike other religious figure. Muslims kill anyone who try to expose him. If there is no killing in islam and the fear of death by blasphemy. Many will reject Islam because Islam on it's own can not stand up to scrutiny especially their Founder, MuhamMad. He was an embarrassment.

Allah has 92 attributes, not 99.
Jesus has 1,000 attributes...
Jesus has had these attributes for 2,000+ yrs ...

Muhammad STOLE seven attributes from Jesus
from the bible 1,400+ yrs ago.

The seven Muhammad STOLE are:

AL HAQ = truth = John 14:6
AL BAETH = resurrection = John 11:25-26
AL AWAL = first = Isa. 41:41:8 & 44:6, Rev. 1:11 & 17
AL AKHER = last = Rev. 22:13, Rev. 1:11 & 17
AL MALEK = King of Kings = Rev. 17:14 & 19:16
AL HADI = guide = John 10:9
AL NUR = light = John 8:12

Shellsploit:
Amazing photoshoot!

Qudsi:
Let us show you what the filthy antichrist pedophile prophet MuhamMad did:

Is MuhamMad the dead corspe who was an impotent Pedophile when he was alive the god of Islam?

How is man arrested for "blasphemy" over a dead pedophile of over 1400 years?

I have said it for anyone to stay a Muslim that one has to lose all sense of decency, morality and is someone who doesn't research the truth but loves a lie.


Muslims, you call MuhamMad, who was 54years old as at the time of marrying Aisha, who was 6years old and still played with doll and not yet reached puberty a "prophet". MuhamMad slept with her at 9years when she was first taken to his house and coupled with the fact that she was so sick that her hairs were falling which meant that MuhamMad would have slept with her at 6 or 7 or 8years if not for Aisha's sickness.

1.2 billion Muslims call this sick depraved MuhamMad a "prophet" and will even have you killied for blasphemy if you call MuhamMad a Pedophile as recorded by authentic Sahih Islamic Hadith records by the first set of muslims.

Hadith
حَدَّثَنَا مُحَمَّدٌ، أَخْبَرَنَا أَبُو مُعَاوِيَةَ، حَدَّثَنَا هِشَامٌ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ ـ رضى الله عنها ـ قَالَتْ كُنْتُ أَلْعَبُ بِالْبَنَاتِ عِنْدَ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم وَكَانَ لِي صَوَاحِبُ يَلْعَبْنَ مَعِي، فَكَانَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم إِذَا دَخَلَ يَتَقَمَّعْنَ مِنْهُ، فَيُسَرِّبُهُنَّ إِلَىَّ فَيَلْعَبْنَ مَعِي‏.‏
Narrated `Aisha:

I used to play with the dolls in the presence of the Prophet, and my girl friends also used to play with me. When Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) used to enter (my dwelling place) they used to hide themselves, but the Prophet would call them to join and play with me. (The playing with the dolls and similar images is forbidden, but it was allowed for `Aisha at that time, as she was a little girl, not yet reached the age of puberty.) (Fath-ul-Bari page 143, Vol.13)

Sahih al-Bukhari 6130
In-book : Book 78, Hadith 157
USC-MSA web (English) : Vol. 8, Book 73, Hadith 151  


Hadith
أَخْبَرَنَا مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ آدَمَ، عَنْ عَبْدَةَ، عَنْ هِشَامٍ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ، قَالَتْ تَزَوَّجَنِي رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم وَأَنَا بِنْتُ سِتٍّ وَدَخَلَ عَلَىَّ وَأَنَا بِنْتُ تِسْعِ سِنِينَ وَكُنْتُ أَلْعَبُ بِالْبَنَاتِ ‏.‏
It was narrated that 'Aishah said:

"The Messenger of Allah married me when I was six, and consummated the marriage with me when I was nine, and I used to play with dolls."

Sahih (Darussalam)

Sunan an-Nasa'i 3378
In-book : Book 26, Hadith 183
English translation : Vol. 4, Book 26, Hadith 3380
Sunan an-Nasai


Hadith
أَخْبَرَنَا إِسْحَاقُ بْنُ إِبْرَاهِيمَ، قَالَ أَنْبَأَنَا جَرِيرٌ، عَنْ مَنْصُورٍ، عَنْ إِبْرَاهِيمَ، عَنِ الأَسْوَدِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ، قَالَتْ كَانَتْ إِحْدَانَا إِذَا حَاضَتْ أَمَرَهَا رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم أَنْ تَتَّزِرَ ثُمَّ يُبَاشِرُهَا ‏.‏
It was narrated that 'Aishah said:

"If one of us was menstruating, the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) would tell her to put on an Izar (waist wrap) then he would fon.dle her."

Sahih (Darussalam)

Sunan an-Nasa'i
English : Vol. 1, Book 1, Hadith 287
Arabic : Book 1, Hadith 288
Sunan an-Nasai


There are still more. How can any sane person compare this filthy pedophile prophet MuhamMad with Jesus Christ and still call this illiterate Pant thief murderer MuhamMad a prophet is beyond me.

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, this man is a fake pastor. Do not believe in his fake doctrines of violent prayers. He's going to hell with that Gorimapa in otta

naptu2:
https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/31824555/nneka-ogwumike-chiney-ogwumike-elizabeth-williams-file-appeal-fiba

Picture 1: Nneka and Chiney Ogwumike.

Picture 2: Elizabeth Williams

Tinubuadvocate:
Idiot useless southern that's why north is ahead of them in everything have you ever see Aboki take his brother to court because of national cake?

Shellsploit:
U go sniff make i pass am to you!

Shellsploit:
Aguleri sef...
Sniffs snuff



Exhales vehemently!

NwaAmaikpe:





A relative of mine got a job as an ambulance driver in a Funeral home.
The mumu now began stealing petrol from the car's fuel-tank for his generator at home.

Barely two weeks after he began this, he slumped and died on top of his neighbor's wife who came to watch the Big Brother Sunday Eviction show in his apartment because his generator was on.

There are certain things you just don't steal.
I still attribute my madness to one ebo I stole and ate at Upper Adesuwa in Benin as a kid.

NwaAmaikpe:





So he has the mouth to celebrate his wife but he locked it up when TB Joshua died.
No condolence messages, no tributes, no burial attendances not even a social media post acknowledging being aware of TBJ's passing yet he is a servant of Jesus.

And it is this same man we showed an outpouring of love when his son died.

Daddy G.O that can not practice what he preaches by showing love to 'enemies' is that one a daddy G.O?

Daddy G.O that followed in the Occupy Nigeria subsidy protests during GEJ but now calls for prayers for the insecurity problem.

Shellsploit:
Room and parlor self contain in Okearo... Agent and agreement with 2yrs rent is N100k

NwaAmaikpe:






I don't blame these women, some men are just plain stupid. I have a mulatto friend whose son is as dark as coal.
His wife convinced him to believe the boy looks like her maternal aunt who's dark too.

I've told him to run a DNA test on the boy but the mumu man said there's no need that he's certain the child is his because they have the same sleeping posture and that just like him, the boy pours saliva on the pillow while sleeping.

SmartPolician:
The black man is deeply sick.
The state is working hard to bring a corrupt ex-president to justice and you guys are embarking on violent protest.
This is the same reason that Nigeria's past presidents are untouchable, no matter what they did in office.

Shellsploit:
Only God knows what is running through my mind... This kain lips sef

NwaAmaikpe:




Passion and devotion pays.
Just like Hashimu Suleiman who trekked from Lagos to Abuja when our darling daddy won the election.

He never knew it will come in handy, now he has the stamina to run because hunger, poverty and insecurity has come chasing.