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inumidun2010:
After Swallowing 36million, this one still go swallow Pregnant goat... Typical NIGERIAN POLITICIAN

Gbam, Hahaha, Lol, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland.com, your comments deserves a standing ovation, no dull moment on Nairaland

HigherEd:
I have always said there are two countries which knows how to deal with Islam. Islam understands and respects only equal violence which both China and Isreal know how to give.

Israel
China

The Christians have holy sites in Jerusalem - church of the sepulchre, birthplace of Jesus and other shared sites with Judaism.

You would never hear Christians today fighting the true indigens of Jerusalem - jews over this holy sites of ours. Not the Muslims, Always looking for trouble.



Lalasticlala

As they are looking for trouble, they will get it a trillion fold in Jesus name amen

Where is the Lord God of Abraham, lsaac and lsrael, arise from your Holy habitation and grind to powder every enemy of your redeemed sons and daughters globally in Jesus name amen

Let the same thing happen to boko haram, their sponsors, sympathisers in Nigeria and let every enemy working against the greatness of Nigeria be buried alive, let every Pharoah, Herod and Nebudcadnezzar and Assyrians of darkness working against the peace of Nigeria be destroyed by Fire and thunder in Jesus mighty name

Righteousness2:
Its 3 Commanders bro!
https://www.nairaland.com/6550084/watch-israel-takes-out-three#101616674

Isreal will wipe out Hamas or anyone there!

A tiny nation surrounded by Enemies and yet living in Plenty should give people understanding of who they are.

Israel is a Nation that Exist by a Covenant. A Strong Covenant with GOD ALMIGHTY, the Creator of Every being on Earth. Israel does not even need the Help of anybody But Nations fight to Help them so as to partake of the Covenant.

Nobody, Nation, or people can Remove Israel! It is a Strong Covenant.
Jeremiah 31:35-36
Thus saith the LORD, which giveth the sun for a light by day, and the ordinances of the moon and of the stars for a light by night, which divideth the sea when the waves thereof roar; The LORD of hosts is his name:
If those ordinances depart from before me, saith the LORD, then the seed of Israel also shall cease from being a nation before me for ever.

The Israelites could be stubborn, Rebellious and heady. Infact majority of them do not even Believe JESUS Christ as their Messiah. Infact it is their Unbelief in JESUS Christ that us Gentiles , the Privilege to Know JESUS CHRIST. Which is why they will Have to go through the times of Jacob's Trouble ( The Great Tribulation). See Jeremiah 30:7. As they MUST Believe in JESUS Christ as the Savior Befor they will be Saved.

GOD Almighty knows how he deals with them. Atimes when they go astray, GOD raises people to fight them, but after fighting HE deals with the People or Nation that Fights them.

But you see those guys, they are the Orginal ELECT of GOD !
There is Nothing Me, you or anyone can do about it. We can lament from now to the end , it does Change anything.
The ways of GOD are not our Ways.
We Gentiles are Children of Abramham by Faith!

Gbam, where is the Lord God of Abraham, lsaac and lsrael, arise from your Holy habitation and rain thunder, acid, brimstone, earthquake, airquake, seaquake upon every enemy of your redeemed sons and daughters globally and let the wickedness of the wicked come to an end, let the ground open up and swallow Boko Haram and all their sponsors in Nigeria in Jesus name amen

Shellsploit:
I dont mind relocating to Gaza..
Person go even get better rest of mind than this our country sef.

Hian, relocating from one terror infested country to another terror infested country, nawao, you better relocate to the top of Mount Everest and have your lasting peace, l cant trade the Angelic peace and visitation l enjoyed here on Mount Everest since l arrived here in 1570 AD

Yawns

OgogoroFreak:
The hustle is real

Hian, bitcoin address ke, that address leads to no where in particular but Sahara desert, wetin person no go read for Nairaland.com

Shellsploit:
Wetin person no go read for Nairaland frontpage

Bandits, herdsmen, ICT enabled buses provided by thieving governors, security meetings at Abuja with compromised Military chiefs, I don taya for APC led useless stories

Shellsploit:
ICT enabled bus?
So one can learn computer programming or typesetting inside the bus



Useless headline!

Hian, learn computer science inside the bus, nawao, wetin person no go read for Nairaland.com,

Shellsploit:
Amazing thread.
Better than the ICT bus on front-page.

Hmmmm

Evidence of a failed state after the order of Afghanistan, Yemen, Syria, South Sudan, Libya and Somalia, nonsense and the dead skeleton called bull_ hari

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

Great minds discuss ideas - small minds discuss people.

Gbam

Shellsploit:
Inconclusive nacking...

All this white men wey their federal government be like new born baby feeding spoon.

Hian, like seriously

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

Life Code 101: Never try to please everyone.

Gbam, please God Almighty alone

Righteousness2:
It seems the man has being hit by the false pastors!
Inasmuch as there are false people Masquerading as pastors and Deceiving people, Nigeria has got Genuie Anointed Servants of GOD.

The truth is many do not want to Hear the truth of the Gospel! They don't wanna hear the bitter truth that will save their souls. They want live life in iniquity and claim to be Christians! They want to hear what will suit their Sinful lifestyles! This is why many Fall into the Hands of false people Masquerading as Pastors.

Listen! " Sugar Coating Preaching will fill Churches but not Heaven"

The Raw , Unadulterated Word of GOD is in Nigeria. It is in the West, East, North and South! It may Pain you, it may hurt you, but it will Save your soul.

Gbam, any gospel that doesn't confront the issues of sin is false and when you have a motivational speaker masquerading as a pastors , you have a sinning congregations.

All the Prophet's , Apostles and Jesus Christ confronted the issue of sin, they emphasis on Repentance or you perish in Hell, anything short of that is not the gospel of Jesus Christ

I stand with the Prophet's, Apostles and Jesus Christ in the Scriptures and as well as several anointed ministers of the gospel in this dispensation who tow the lines of the early church

Righteousness2:
It's Really Unfortunate !
The evil doings of a few has caused so much embarrassments for the Honest.

It took the Grace of GOD for them to let me in on one of the days I travelled to one of those countries.
So many Folks have made things quite difficult

Nigeria passport don cast, Nigeria passport is like an epidemic to the comity of nation's, Most countries on earth do not respect Nigerians or those with Nigerian passport because the name Nigeria stinks to the 1St, 2nd and 3rd Heavens like ogbono soup loaded with Kpomo, ogunfe, bokoto, shaki etc

SmartProf:
If Oshiomole can visit Cape Verde with a Nigerian passport & even married a very beautiful Lara, brethren and sistren you can also go there.

P.S: I'm not a motivational speaker o, I'm only speaking facts.

Hian, Oshiomole the criminal can go to Cape Verde because he married Lara with 1billion dollars stolen from Edo State

SmartProf:
Mr. Lai will be blind to this statement. According to him and Buhari fans, the army went to Lekki that night to distribute relief materials to the protesters. The gunshots sound heard in the video footage was fireworks to celebrate the army kind gesture.

Gbam, useless APC led federal criminals led by the dead skeleton in Aso Rock

Righteousness2:
Sunday should be cautioned , He is indirectly using his hand to destroy himself and what he represents.

No matter what Happens, Never insult a man anointed by GOD. Because Even when GOD Deals with his anointed Servants, due to one thing of the other. HE comes back to Deal Ruthlessly with whoever insults them.

When you insult an Anointed Servant of God, you are not insulting the man, you are insulting the Anoiting! You are insulting GOD.
Caution! Caution! Caution!

Gbam

Mordson:
It'll be nice if you lead the way by first telling us how you handled STD's contracted from your cheating spouse.

Gbam, savages everywhere, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland.com, Hahaha

Shellsploit:
Well said..
Where's Lalasticlala na

Na yahoo runs, dem use the woman account to transfer the aza, wetin person no go see for naija, It reminds me years ago during my studentship in the West, a friend of mine who lives in Malaysia asked me to send him my account for them to make a transfer of a huge funds to my account in the western world, l refused o , like seriously, use my account to receive proceeds of yahoo runs, l am not interested in dirty ego, l better dey pack snow ontop mountain Everest where I currently reside to take care of myself

NL1960:
Where can i do this and what is the rate or ROI?.

Hian, look around your immediate environment, and the location will be shown to you, the ROI is 30, 60 and a 100 folds depending on what the celestial forces decides for you

Cyberknight:
This I have to agree with.
It's a rule that works - you give and you get. Even the irreligious who know what's up apply it.
And it cuts across all "religions".
Just define "God's Kingdom" properly. Avoid the pastorpreneurs and their lousy tithing marketing and do your giving to people who really need it. Financially adopt an orphan or something like that, do your giving very quietly and very anonymously and it will indeed work for you.

Widows, homeless folks, destitute, randomly visiting different hospitals and clinics and paying off the medical bills for different patients, taking food items, clothing to those in prison, reaching out to the aged in our communities with different support and acts of benevolence etc


When done faithfully without noise making, the celestial forces will be activated to bless you back regardless of your religious inclination, in all these try and make sure you avoid giving cash to intermediaries or 3rd parties ( to avoid your money going into voice mail or June 12 1993 presidential election) deal directly with the recipient and the celestial forces, terrestial al forces and the entire universe will be compelled to reward you

Righteousness2:

He must have seen terrible things for him to go this extent.
Nevertheless, there are certain decisions that we should be very careful before taking action.
Birthright is not what you toil with. The effect goes way beyond you. It could have consequences on coming generations.
The Reason we don't Hear GOD of Abramham, Isaac and Esau is because Esau relinquished his Birthright.

l feel like flogging Esau for relinquishing his birthright because of Amala, bokoto, shaki, fried chicken, Turkey, goat meat, fish, porridge, suya etc

Righteousness2:

lt reminds me of Esau and Jacob, the things we read on Nairaland, Na wao

SmartProf:
Has this prayer ever worked? God has helped us with brain and capacity to solve problems already, if we refuse to do the right things, no other help will appear...it's not God's fault.

Gbam, Gbamer, gbamest, saying God will help while doing nothing in the right direction or repeating the same archaic methods of policing the country is a useless prayer

Shellsploit:
Indecisive..

Useless APC led federal criminals

Shellsploit:
It is finished...
Acc**s bank and their ill luck.. everything they touch surely dies.


Lemme go and withdraw my remaining N750 left in my Union bank acct.

Union bank, big, strong and unreliable

Shellsploit:
Speaking from experience...
Nothing dey ghana. Except for manual labor.

You are right though

3pleDAssistant:
See your life!!!!

outercourse is a form of intimacy that excludes the penetration part of sex.

So kissing, cuddling, and other things done in bed aside from penetration is outercourse

Thanks for the explanation

3pleDAssistant:
do you know what outercourse is?

Extra marital affairs

Shellsploit:
Which part of ghana are u planning to travel to? .How can u cope with language barrier..?

If u don't have handwork, it would be difficult to get a job cos their are few companies in ghana.. except u want to be employed in a farm where u will be clearing bush daily and earn 8 ghanaian cedis

Hahaha, clearing bush and earning 8 Ghanaian cedis, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland.com, chai naija don cast, useless politicians feeding fat while the masses are suffering