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3pleDAssistant:
you people should do outercourse if she's not strong enough for intercourse. it's quite pleasurable and interesting too.

Righteousness2:
The Death of a Genuie Child of GOD is unlimited and unquantifiable Joy! Celebration and Rejoicing.

The Death of one without JESUS is Unlimited Pains, tears, sorrows, regrets and Wailing!

What is Important for everyone of us is to Ensure we are Genuinely Saved through JESUS Christ, because it does not Matter the age you Depart this Earth. It does not Matter what you have or what you are, if you Depart this Earth without JESUS CHRIST, you have wasted your life.

NwaAmaikpe:




Every ex is an extra to me.

But I must commend Bill Gates for staying true to his ex despite his fortune upgrade.
Unlike girls of nowadays, just because they're lucky enough to marry a guy that drives 'Camry spider' they'd stop picking the calls of their ex-boyfriends.

Those who know know that there are certain exes that come into our lives and remain there for a lifetime and there's Okafor's law to contend with by the way.

Tremple8v:
I live close to that side , You can see them working everyday .

faste:
Bull- hari my demented god and me are kids kid!, although Buhari is robbing and killing me, l prefer to be a slave and die in hunger with Buhari

OgogoroFreak:
Maxwell odum the MBA scam boss don donate 1Billion Naira to christ embassy pastor Chris.

See money! I no go start my own Ponzi scheme so?

nazicartel:
even General Onyema knows that he will be retired or killed when his boys takes control of the center stage.. They're all afraid

StagethemTVee:
Yes! Kingdom Business is serious business and Jesus went about doing it. Luke 2:29 And He said to them, “Why did you seek Me? Did you not know that I must be about My Father's business?

Lalasticlala

NwaAmaikpe:






Na wa, what will Akpan not see inside the kitchen?

Job-hunters are running to Abuja.
Contract chasers are running to Abuja.
Ashaawos are running to Abuja,
Politicians are leaving their States and running to Abuja.
Diplomats are running to Abuja.

Now even Boko Haram wants to leave Sambisa and run to Abuja.

NwaAmaikpe:




A senior police officer that allowed himself to be defrauded is not fit to be a policeofficer.

BruncleZuma:


Them go soon harvest this one organs like udara; you no apply, you no do interview, you no network, you no do assessment.

My brother man, my sister woman wisdom is profitable to the wise




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visijo:
A Lion is not the most dangerous animal because Samson killed a lion.
And then a woman killed Samson..
What else do you want to know??�

Shellsploit:
Amazing development!



Pls, i want to ask how i can become a distributor for the vaccine.

Shellsploit:
Stop smoking weed!

Shellsploit:
Ethical hacking... With metasploit from kali, u can do penetration testing, or sniff information offwire with "wireshark" thats If your brain is strong enough.


Or

Videography / Photography if your brain is slow!

Franzinni:
Hehe ... Is this not the prophet that gave somebody belle and somebody gave his wife belle ! ?

Iginnla... Big wood!!

No wonder egbon get large farm!!!!

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

Trutherme:
Shut Up! Olodo

ibedun:
I am a demented scallywag belch by a village witch and I have Small minded rat brain.

I am a stupid black fool who is waiting for Boko Haram to slaughter me and my family



I am a Tribalistic idi@t....and death, sicknesses, diseases and destruction awaits me and my entire lineage, from today, I am cursed in the morning, afternoon and evening, and I will die a miserable death by thunder and lightning this year 2021 and my carcass will be eaten by worms and vultures

colorsofrainbow:
words of an irredeemable slave

starbuck:
A lie is a lie.

A white lie is a lie.

A half truth is a lie.

A hidden truth is a lie.

A lie by omission is a lie.

A lie is a lie.

Tell a lie once and all your truths become questionable

Shellsploit:
Where's Lalasticlala sef
Never resist the urge to shalaye

ositadima1:
Na true nah, we usually take COVID19 tests for access to work sites. Around that period you start perceiving onion, garlic and ginger smell in peoples breath.

ositadima1:
Who told you? Skin to skin will become popular again, some people will come up with some funny ideas like how rubbing chewed up onion or yabas on your thing will protect you from STDs.

condomuser:
At this point of insecurity, inflation, unforseen circumstances in Nigeria, I think it is unwise not to hold any foreign currency to curb the unaccountability in Nigeria.

The so called "UNKNOWN GUNMEN" attack banks, kidnap at their will. Very soon they will start hitting the CBN carting away with Naira, more Naira will be printed and hyper-inflation is likely to kick in.
By then a N200 condom may start selling for N35,000.

OgogoroFreak:
There is no wrong time to buy dollar.

Lazyyouth4u:
The problem with Nigeria is hypocrisy. We will tell lies, cheat and steal from our fellow human beings, support criminals, insult and abuse people and then go to church and mosque to pray. We will even do dry fasting during Lent and Ramadan and then start writing motivational quotes all over the place.

How won’t God continue to punish us? We are the most hopeless sets of human beings on this planet!

profmallor:
Thank God for your life OP, your have secured a break through cause there were limitations holding you back that God has now broken, ride on it victory. I had a similar experience in 2018 when I left my previous job. I had been trying for years to secure a consulting job in IT domain for years but things always break down mid way despite my expertise. Even those i helped developed had left and moved on in life but I was stubbornly stuck with no way out. Then I did go for the deliverance session at MFM HQ. I recollect them asking us to go on dry fasting, which i was going to object against, but since I had lost all, there was no point in eating, so I following religiously and with strong faith. I secured an international job just 2 days into the deliverance, infact by the time the deliverance was about to round up, they had already started processing VISA, sorted technical interviews and wanted me asap. This is something I could not get for 10 good years. The interesting thing about securing that job was that the agency called me, and while discussing informed me he just felt so good about me he was going to set aside some 7 other CVs and push ONLY mine to the employer. No one can convince me deliverance doesn't work.

What I discover is that people while still comfortable with small money might resist deliverance for any problem they have. Money give some false form of comfort cause you tend to believe that you made is thus far without going for any deliverance. But Thank God for the likes of Daddy Olukoya that often say "What got you to were you are may not be able to get you to the next level".

There is power in the name of Jesus!

Righteousness2:
The Unfortunate situation is that 96% of the people that will comment thrash on this testimony and Admonishment of this Brother are in Great Bondage. Devil is so wicked! He blocks their ability to see and understand their way to freedom. So the keep on living in yokes and Bondages.

Brother all you said is on point!

So many misunderstand What Deliverance. They think Deliverance is all about witch/ wizard.

Any Believer who desires to enjoy his/her Living on Earth . Deliverance is one of the necessity.
The World is a War! Arrows are flying by day and Night.
Deliverance is one of things GOD has given to us .
KING David who God called a man after His Heart, was a Student of Deliverance constantly.

starbuck:
That monster truck
Let me go and gather money because this is what I will use to crush my enemies soonest

NwaAmaikpe:





Quite ironic is the fact that one of the worst sinners taught many people how to pray.

Considering that he led many people to having a better relationship with God, I believe he will make heaven.