₦airaland Forum

Wickedfacts:
Early morning wailing

czarina:
They never listen. They'll go anywhere as long as they're out of Nigeria, even Togo na abroad. Now, see. You're looking for help to return to the same country you fled.


God help us.

Bossontop:

Not even one kinkini project??......shame

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safarigirl:
After increasing poverty rate, the next thing is to make sure half the country starves to death.

Buhari is doing so much to reduce the world population, he should be commended

KubwaBoy:
When will they prosecute the Bullion Van of Lagos?

kingemzy5:
Research has shown that people tend to have suicidal thoughts under This Next Level era- Source: WHO 2019

Unemployment everywhere, Families are breaking away because of no to put Food on the table, Girlfriends are breaking up with thier boyfriends because of no money to buy wedding ring, Fulani Herdsmen are now stealing each other cows to meet their respective needs, Buharist are using one hand to do Sai baba and the other hand to sign their visa documents.

Everyone is tired of this shithole country

It won't be well with every single person that supported this present government especially the ones on NL

kakakii:
I have been to Kenya (twice now )and in as much as Nigeria get him own for body, *our boys* no spoil Kenya .
Infact Nigeria is not among the top 3 countries spoiling Kenya, it's just pure corruption that's all. Kenya and Nigeria will be competing head to head when it comes to corruption, immigration will only deport you if you are not ready to bribe, of course we will always have bad egg just like the corruption in Kenya doesn't mean the whole Kenyan are bad, just fact. Let's stop with this generalization please for God sake. Even when I was there they almost deport an Asian woman because she's not ready to drop something until. She called the person invite her.

There is no reason for any country to deport you if you have your papers and abide by all. The immigration rules it's as simple as that. Even when Nigerian citizens went as far as robbing in Dubai doesn't mean Dubai immigration will start deporting citizens...

Secondly concerning Uganda in as much as Uganda is a poor country I can tell you for a fact that there is more to do in Uganda than Rwanda apart from visiting the genocide memorial there is nothing more worthy to do in Rwanda compare to Uganda where you have like 4-5 places to visit

Of course Uganda is a very very very poor country infact to find a good hotel is war, they are just too poor but there is much activities to do as a tourist. Also due to the presence of the UN in Uganda you will meet a lot of foreigners across the globe... French Americans Canadian etc

You will see them when going to River Niles along jinja and you can mingle with different cultures.. But jinja is far and stressful.

Lastly I will strongly advise the OP to visit Kenya last if he doesn't have any travel history and he should obtain all visa online separately .

I can assure you Rwanda and Uganda won't give you any issue
Rwanda immigration is what all African immigration is suppose to be friendly, calm and no generalization what so ever. They are well educated when it comes to other countries.

Ugosample:
maybe its Nigerians in the 40s /50s that have such yearning

I have not met many millenial Nigerians who would rather live in Nigeria than abroad
especially the ones already abroad...

It's beyond the failed economics of Nigeria and all that.

the predominant mentality in NIGGERAREA is shitty and warped and worrisome
this above is the MAIN reason my I myself do not thing I will ever live in Nigeria permanently again or raise kids there

the economics aside
how can you live in a society that

glorifies and craves superstition and diabolism
rationalizes rape and violence against women
exhibit so much wickedness to those they consider beneath then (e.g. employer beating up employees/wilfully withholding their pay)
the one that ignorance is rife
And the long list goes on.

Those going to Canada for example via express entry got the fund to live fairly okay in naija (I mean about 4m+ is involved directly and indirectly)
But they have seen beyond the economics
a country whose fate is determined by hordes of almajiri and agbero voters is in trouble

Ugosample:
to tell you the truth

we have an illegal immigrant uncle in my family
And from the monies he has sent back to take care if his wife and three kids, Build a small house for them there in Onitsha (that even gives them some rent btw from the BQ at the back) and the car he sent for them plus pocket money over the last six years, being an illegal immigrant is the best thing that has happened to him
just that he has not been back since then
And you know why.

sometimes living as an illegal abroad is better than the lives most lead in that failed $hithole country called NiggerArea

Some deceiving themselves that they are living "well" in that zoo because they are making a paltry N180k (which btw most Nigerians don't make o)
una eye go soon clear

when the idiot in Abuja aso rock bastardise that coubytt finish
may be that 180k will not even be enough to get you $hit in 4 years time.

Anyone who is getting a raw deal in Nigeria can always try elsewhere
It's not a bad idea
But please behave yourselves when you get there and remember where you come from
that's all.....

Nwodosis:
With all the armouries of charms and talismans, he left a better targets like CBN and chose to go for an ordinary handbag? Is this not foolishness on the side of juju and its followers?

FarahAideed:
Yet Abba Kyari and Mamman Duara are walking free despite many allegations against them

Lexusgs430:
Saleh saw the light....... Let's hope it's not the 20 Million yearly taxation that made him jump, before he was pushed......

compton11:
including cape Verde,Angola,

FarahAideed:
Jonathan's cabinet tied KPIs to every minister weekly and Buhari came and cancelled them only to return them back 5 years later which I know he will not even implement ... Nigerians can you see how far we set ourselves back .. Is it the cabinet of EFCC veterans Buhari wants to set target for ?

InvertedHammer:
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I dare say that God must be frustrated and annoyed at the incessant disturbance and aggravation by Nigerians.

In his mind, "no be the same brain I gave others that I gave these imbeciles?" Yet they won't let him be.

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RemiTinubu:
Allahu akbar
the most terrorising and terrifying words

Go to a mall and shout praise the lord!!!
nobody will move an inch instead they'll be eager for a good news that follows the praise the lord

ok repeat the process but this time shout Allahu akbar!!!

Even the bravest will japa immediately

oz4real83:
Which ignorance? Is it the same god who promised them virgins as reward for killing or it is another god?. Security sector is the only sector I never expected PMB to fail but unfortunately, he still failed!!! PMP wants people to provide information to security agencies but he failed to tell us the security agency to provide info to. Is it the military who rescued a kidnapper in Taraba state or the police who leaked the arrest of a known kidnapper? All our security agencies know who the criminals are in this country but because they are beneficiaries of crime, they always turn blind eye. They may even know where Bokoharam leader Shekau is right now.

Nonkala:
Adjo10,

Thanks for the info so far, USA and Canada just refused after having 2 births in USA..
What are my chances of getting Brazil since my tummy is really shooting out. Am already 32 wks gone.should I stl not make my intentions of birthing known.

Can someone send the Visa application process from Nigeria..and how long does it take to get d visa after submission

Thanks.

Shallypop:
They don't conduct DNA. I will mention her name in due course. I know she will probably use another handle to attack me. I'm patiently waiting. Her desperation was obvious on this thread dat someone even noticed it suggesting she should go give birth in Mexico since she's determined not to have a Nigerian baby. Someone also called her out when she was bombarding me with questions in d earlier pages of this thread.

Beautyaddy:
Lol!...I see you're bent on making sure that none of your kids are born on Nigeria soil by all means.

You might also want to try Mexico too if in case Brazil is not forth coming.

Shallypop:
You are doing a great job but some Nigerians always look for loopholes and abuse the system. I introduced a woman that supposed to travel to give birth in Brazil to someone who resides in Brazil. Unfortunately, she couldn't get the visa cos she's had her previous children in USA and was really desperate not to have a Nigerian citizen. However, she had her baby in Nigeria. She called d lady I introduced to her upon seeing this post of yours that she wants her hubby to get a tourist visa to Brazil, d lady should help her arrange a baby dat her hubby can claim as d father in order for him to get the PR. This means their last born dat was born in Nigeria can automatically get the Brazilian citizenship. Imagine such corruption from a desperate Nigerian . She has posted on this thread and I'm not scared to mention her here.Cc Justwise, Ifyalways.

optimusprime2:
When the OP said "Europe", I am asking where in Europe??
Because different parts of Europe have their own aspects that can or can't be compared to the US.

For instance, Spain is a country in Europe as is Portugal, Slovenia, Slovakia, Czech republic and Italy but I can never compare them with the U.S. because they don't come anywhere near the US on various levels.

However countries like Norway, Denmark, Switzerland and Sweden have their own advantages when compared to the US but also huge disadvantages as well.

Germany, France, Netherlands and Austria ... all these countries have their own perks, but putting up with a country as massive as the US doesn't make any sense at all, because what applies in some states in the US are different from others I.e Hawaii is an American state, but has regulated gun laws-concealed carry permits are not recognized.

So errrh. Europe is Unique but comparing it to US in terms of country singularity doesn't make any sense at all.

maternal:
Which country do you live in ? My friend other than the amazing social benefits most western European countries offer, Europe is trash. Everyone knows it. A foreign language other than the U.K., small roads, small houses, etc. The world revolves around North America and its culture. We all know it deep down.

MJBOLT:

nigeria needs serious prayer more than any country,too bad prayer is just wishful thinking.

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NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".