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NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

Nukilia:
Till the whole country is wiped out some people would still keep saying Buhari is doing well

Amuocha:
Useless government

I thought Trump called Buhari the lifeless one

SultanOfAbia:
How can someone say "There is No God"
Just look at this miraculous complex machine called Human Body and still say
There is no God
Even doctors know that A Creator Designed each complex part of the Body.
Each organ has different cells but are still in harmony and connected to each other. Feeding each other and sharing the nutrients to every cell in the body.
This is how heaven was designed, each community in heaven has a different role and function but they all connected just like organs have different functions but are connected to each other.
Why can't mankind learn from the human body??!
We are different by race, culture just like liver cell is different from kidney cell but we humans need to be connected and help each other

Amuocha:
Yahaya sef

Amuocha:
Student life

Local security man at KEVLYN HOTEL is happy.

JudgeOGBUNABALI:


1samuel 20:14

Then Saul and all his men assembled and went to the battle. They found the Philistines in total confusion, striking each other with their swords.

festacman:
From the picture, it is obvious the guy selfishly and disrespectfully cared more about the body than the PERSON INSIDE THE BODY though the lady herself appears sheepishly cheap like a hoe. Like any other player, he took things for granted and lost the cheese ball.

The Dude has gone round but never saw a bum bum so available, so soft to squeeze and so gullible to mount. He has come to realise his blunder and now he is stylishly playing on her emotions to have the cheese ball back. And knowing how senseless female species can be sometimes, don't be surprised seeing her clutching onto his arm on red carpet sooner than later.

Shaking my big head!

emeijeh:
Too bad, you married a grown up boy.

Damn
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Lexusgs430:
Why did you jump?....? They probably only wanted to say HELLO.........

Bambambiglo:
Even at home na jalabia.

Has buhari ever worn a T shirt in his life at all

Lexusgs430:
That road is notoriously dangerous, a hotbed for traffic criminals...........

They had to do something.......... They also need loads of undercover operatives manning that stretch of road........

Amuocha:
Rich keeps getting richer
When is Fowler going to EFCC custody

Amuocha:
Useless Oshiomole

polinpo:
6 Coincidences About DJ Arafat’s Death You Did Not Know !

Please leave the prophetess's prediction alone and worry about these coincidences instead :

(1) His stage name was DJ Arafat… He died on the day of Arafat 2019

(2) His last song was “Motorcycle”… He died on a Motorcycle.

(3) His debut single “Jonathan”, which brought him to limelight was about “Death” and had its video clip shot in a Motorcycle Show held at the burial ceremony of his best friend "Jonathan"... Years later, he too died on a motorcycle.

(4) He was shot to stardom on a Motorcycle Video Clip....He started on a MOTORCYCLE and ended on a MOTORCYCLE.

(5) He hated Journalists more than Trump and journalists detested him too… the car of one of them led to his demise.

(6) His hugest foreign sponsors and international fans were the Chinese… He died in front of the Chinese Embassy.


Life is strange !

DonroxyII:
Life is funny , Two weeks ago he was all over but now he is no more !!
Nonetheless, he was an achiever !!

Amuocha:
Sai Buhari

The road is even better than some part of Lagos

Under Ambode, Oba Akran road in Ikeja was worse than this

Ogun state nko? The border towns between Lagos and Ogun is not motorable.

Amuocha:
Seen.

After viewing, should we fry pap