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Ilaumoh:
2. Another list is out for Ibibio Teachers ...

Note: Ibibio is now compulsory in all AKWA IBOM SCHOOLS

Yak ado ntodo. Ake'di magha ntodo yak afud mbid.

kevoh:
Dem even see baby laptop collect! For naija, nothing is given to students?

I suppose too that your so-called Student Union Government agrees to students not being supported? Somehow ,I wonder what you students of nowadays actually do in the so-called universities.

ekene101:
Thank God you killed the one trying to swallow that lizard,it is bad omen for a snake to swallow lizard in the presence of a person, it means death was about to take someone you know but your quick intervention have saved that person.
Some people will call this superstitious belief,but it's real. Especially if you have a sick or pregnant relation.

Abeeegi! Stop believing nonsense, will you?

paulolee:
nice tips but I stopped taking all these conditions n list serious after my experience going for one NPA fire service job interview..
I dressed all up in suits n sharp shoes with 3 of my guys looking sweet dt d interviewers asked "how long have we been job hunting" and we jus jokingly laughed it off...
noticed some sets of hausa guys too with thier normal jalabia n slibs or native wears looking all calm n were also interviewed...
d recruitment were delayed for some unknow reasons, next we heard was dt hadiza bala was announced as the m.d..
list came out d next month n it was influx of Hausa names making d cut even in Lagos...none of me n my dope looking guys were called..
point is dt, these list can work In private firms bt if its federal recruitment, jus get strong connection bro bcoz even with singlet n slipps dm go still employ you..

Hell no! It should not be so In a normal country! This is exactly why you all should help to stop the bullshitting that is going on in governmental offices ands jobs. If appointments are going to be by tribe, then get ready to be screwed back & front in your own country!

fijabs:
Good evening, please i want you guys to suggest a business I can start with five hundred thousand naira, presently I do e hailing business with my car but the income is no more enough after getting married, my wife is still in school and my baby has started creche, besides I thought about my old age, I can't continue driving for a living, please help your brother.

Go into both "skull mining" and "money lending", and you will not lose your money - either way. Thank me later.

How do you know the person is "osu"? If you love her then you do not need anybody's advise to do the right thing!

Reference:
Totally agree. But then again where will the resources come from to do that when match day tickets are not being sold and sponsorship earnings are bound to take a hit going forward on account of Covid and poor results. Its a conundrum. They need the attendance money not necessarily the trophy.

They should sell the club to Dangote because he has made enough money to pay whatever the bill is. Afterall he loves the club enough to want to invest in it.

Ekejoestar:
Bro, it's not a lie, I handled the phone myself and it didn't have block option

Then you bought her a sh*t phone. But OP wait first, how come the same phone can block your number ?

armylord:
senior man, do me give away

Send me a private email. I can show you how to fish instead of just giving you a few pieces of fish.

bluefilm:
Useless nonentity, didn't you read the part I stated ''unless''?

"Useless nonentity" you said? May it be unto you according to your own words!

I have resigned from all my previous jobs except the one I currently hold. In all past cases, I ended up resigning because it got to the point where I refused to continue to tolerate further bullshit from my Line Manager - the person I report to directly. Even in my current job (not in Nigeria), which currently pays me the equivalent of 1.15 million Naira on a monthly basis, I will happily resign for no reason and relocate to Nigeria, and do the same work that I am doing here, any day I can find an employer that matches my current salary. I always follow the money and go for minimized bullshit in my jobs, else I am out!


Corrections: I must emphasize that I did not leave my jobs, or the establishments that employed me, per se. Instead, I left the Line Manager (or boss) I was reporting to. This is crucial because I could not have worked for each of these establishments in isolation. My point here is that every body has (or should have) an upper limit on the bullshit they are willing to tolerate in any given job, beyond which they must quit without looking back. I certainly do, and you can bet on that!

bluefilm:
Arsenal is out.

Unless they can win this game.

What a hopeless club.

Hopeless commenter, how market ?

Fahdiga:
This is the prayer of every well meaning Nigerian

For all its intentions and purposes, it is an objective fact that Nigeria is an Islamic State in disguise. Why should it not disintegrate?

I fervently pray that it disintegrates!

rapcy:
Leeds will win or draw thisi match o

How market ?

Jerryherd:




Lol

Na by force


The only reason US has the mouth to say shit like issuing Financial Sanctions on Nigeria is because we heavily trade with US Dollars and our Foreign Reserves is in Dollars

Cryptocurrency could change all that


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How will cryptocurrency change things when the government of the cowherders by the cowherders for the benefit of cows has already cancelled it

blamingthedevil:
China Shekau.if he is not a coward...let him come back to Abia State and fight

You are a very big fool. In fact, you are a turd. It will never be well for any one that contributed (or is still contributing) to my sharing the same country with a human being as stupid and foolish as you.

Ekpo unam ikot mkpo. Iwuot enang!

HigherEd:
Webometrics offers data on online relevance of academic publications of a university.

The top two universities remain unchanged from last year's result. University Of Ibadan is number 1, Covenant University is number 2.

The top ten universities have seven federal universities, two private universities and one state university.

1 University of Ibadan
2 Covenant University Ota
3 Obafemi Awolowo University
4 University of Nigeria
5 University of Lagos
6 Ahmadu Bello University
7 Federal University of Technology Akure
8 University of Port Harcourt
9 Landmark University
10 Adekunle Ajasin University
11 Bayero University Kano
12 Federal University of Technology Minna
13 University of Calabar
14 Ladoke Akintola University of Technology
15 University of Benin

http://webometrics.info/en/Africa/Nigeria

Adekunle Ajasin University ranks "higher than" University of Calabar & University of Benin. This is a big load of bull s**t.

Enugupikin:
No wonder Ákwá Ibom has the highest number of HIV cases in Nigeria, forget the media show off of akwa ibom, in reality it is one of the most uncivilised states in Nigeria. Even their married women go out for prostitution and they see nothing wrong with it

Ákwá ibom also label little children as witches
Ákwá ibom is cursed

Adiok uno fien. Ameneke asime ata eti eti. Ekpo ino mkpo!

Pumpkin leaves & Okazi in one pot of soup?

doggedfighter:
And God shows love by watching while the world runs mad.

Ten infants died he was watching

Plane crashed he was watching

Pastors kidnapped and beheaded he was watching
Even after 21 days fast

Boko Haram running amok he's still watching.

Anyway he's imaginary so no need

Uphambene wena = You are crazy!

What style of writing is this? How do you expect non-experts to know the meaning of the abbreviations: "HMOs", "NHIS" and "RCT" you used here? Next time, try and define your abbreviations first before you use them in your discussion. Otherwise, your write-up will be meaningless to non-expert readers.

kenzysmith:
for the past 3 months my brother has been see blood in his siliva when he spits though he is not coughing what wrong he is worried

I experienced something like this in early 2018, and after several lab tests, medical doctors could not give me a valid diagnosis of what the actual problem was. According to them, several factors could have caused it. Several types of medication were prescribed to me by "international medical doctors" & "Emergency Care experts" and I completed all of their recommended doses, but nothing worked for me.

However, when I visited Nigeria around September 2018, I complained to my parents-in-law, and they suggested I de-worm myself. And I did.

Guess what? I can testify that till this moment - well over 2 years after that, I do not experience that symptom again. It may work for you too, but seek proper medical attention first! Go and see your doctor and do everything he/she tells you to do. Good luck!

SilverNorGold:
Yeah, some are geniuses, most are good "crammers"..

Most Nigerian lecturers prefer "garbage in, garbage out" ..

For instance, if you write "the man has arrived" in the exam but "the man is here" is in their lecture notes, you'll score 0... No mercy.. No room for creativity.

This is so not true. Well, I once taught in the one of the Federal Universities in Nigeria, and I bet you that in my seven years of lecturing there, I was not anything like what you have described here, and neither were my colleagues like that.

People here (like Jestin) who claim that “what you study in Nigeria doesn’t really count” are really misleading you because that assertion is factually not correct. It is on that premise that I will answer your question in a very frank and brutally-honest way. Given the fact that what is being taught in the Nigerian educational system is mainly focused on student’s acquisition of ‘Disciplinary Knowledge', and perhaps not so much on how to ‘apply’ that Knowledge in the real world, it is important that you, as the student, must start to think differently irrespective of your field of study.

Firstly, although I am not a Sociology degree holder, I can tell you authoritatively that acquisition of excellent ‘Disciplinary Knowledge’ is priceless. This is even more so, if your future plan is to become a ‘Specialist’ in that specific knowledge field, e.g. Sociology. In this case, your aim is to become a Researcher and (or) Professor, where you can also contribute to knowledge in your chosen area of specialization. So, if your sister's interest fits this category, then my advice is that she should be encouraged to study that Sociology to its logical end-point. She should get a PhD from studying it, and possibly get a Post-doctoral research experience. In doing so however, she should ensure that she does NOT obtain all her degrees in the same University. The idea here is that if one studies a chosen ‘field of knowledge’ across different universities, one’s mind will broaden, many possibilities will open-up and one’s horizon will not be limited. Thus, one sure career possibility is to teach at a University.

Secondly, I will tell you the following fact for free: you can ‘do anything you like' and be very successful with any type of qualification - including Sociology. As far as your ability to think clearly and independently is still functional, you can apply what you learnt in your field of study (e.g. Sociology) to solve any problem of your choosing.

Thirdly, with a Sociology degree in Nigeria for instance, you can:

(i). work for any government (Federal, State or Local), or School (Secondary, Polytechnic, College of Education, Universities etc). In these cases, you are
100% dependent on the salary your employer pays you. For possibilities outside Nigeria, see here: https://collegegrad.com/careers/sociologists

(ii). work as an Independent Consultant in your own private practice: (eg. Management Consulting, Human Resources Practitioner, Risk Analysis, International Relations Consultant, Conflict Management, Mediation, Travel/Hospitality Advisory/Consultancy, Grant Management, Anti-Corruption Consultation, Visa Facilitation Consultancy (eg., VFS Global) and lots more. This list is limitless, and as a fact, you are only limited by what you are able to imagine.

(iii). work in Nigeria for ANY private company that has a HR section. This includes any banks – eg. Central, Commercial, Industrial, Savings, Co-operative, Exchange, Investment, Agricultural and (as Credit Risk Analysts, Debt Portfolio Management, Debt Recovery, etc, and Embassies of foreign countries, or even International Organizations (eg: UNESCO, UN, NEPAD, AU, ECOWAS, etc).

My final pieces of advise are: be forward-thinking and do NOT allow anybody to discourage you. Do not look at where you are in life. Instead, look from where you are. Do not limit yourself!

Keep your head up and all forces will contrive to make your plans work out!

With all the sectional appointments in a country that has the Federal Character spelt-out in the Constitution, the president is basically saying that no Nigerian from the South is capable of not being corrupt. Only northerners are not corrupt - yea right! And then we all are expected to go into elections for 'Nigeria' and not for the ‘Northern Protectorate of Nigeria!’ I only pity the numb-skulled 'unity-beggars' amongst you who have become so stupid, blind and moronic to see that the principles of federalism are being violated blatantly. You must either be intellectually-impotent, brainless, dumb or all of these if you cannot notice these as a Southerner.

faithfull18:
Life is a mystery.

Marriage is never a reward for good behavior. You need to understand that life itself is not fair. It is all about time and chance, and one's ability to effectively utilize both.

....well OP, the reason is because the husbands of such ladies are 'Forcados Terminals' themselves. All the holy-holy attitudes do not work in the 'other room' !

President Winston Churchill of the United States, like seriously?

The chancellor's roles are: (1) to attend convocation ceremonies and be paid handsomely for it. (2) to squander Nigerian money anytime he/she is to attend any official function or meeting at the university. (3) to perpetrate high-level corruption by sending random names for admission into the university through the Chancellor's list.

QUOTE ME AND SEE THE KIND THUNDER WEY GO FIRE YOU

ChiefAzubuike:
Salah - An overhyped shitty opportunistic player.

You are displaying the classic mentality of a mentally-enslaved African mind! If Mo Sala was of European origin, I bet that you would have been marvelling at his footballing exploits and recent successes that you would have bought many of his memorabilia, and even shamelessly wear jerseys crested with his name with reckless pride. I have only one word to describe people who act or think like you do: hypocrite!

Mouth odor is most usually a symptom of an underlying medical condition. Usually, it has to do with some bacterial infection of some kind, and the medical science experts call this condition: 'Halitosis'. Thirdly, my advise is: if you suspect this condition, go and see a qualified medical doctor, and discuss with him about it. My gut feeling though, is that this problem can be permanently addressed if the sufferer should be placed on a broad-spectrum antibiotic. Examples of such medications include (but not limited to) Augmentin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin and Tetralysal, etc.

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