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BiafranDel:
i dont like dark skinned girls. They smell badly and always looking dull and withered

TO EVERYBODY THAT WILL KEEP ON QUOTING ME, I DONT LIKE DARK SKINNED GIRLS.

PLEASE DO WELL TO KILL YOURSELF

CastedAyo:
A Pretty Nigerian Lady who is apparently tired of her single life took to twitter to express how vacant the role of a boyfriend is in her heart and how she is in dire need of a boyfriend.

The lady identified as Jennifer wrote;
"Twitter do your thing, I need a boyfriend. I can cook, i earn a living, i’m beautiful and have the right curves. Retweet biko nu my bf is on your tl. And no i’m no daughter of chimamanda. Thank You"

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/pretty-nigerian-lady-is-in-search-of-a-boyfriend.html

vicben27:
cant rememba when l used CD last that was 2yrs back. shez my fiancee sha just sticking to one partner. well the world is something else now girls can not be trusted. but l'll stick to the trust. licking Orange with it back on is different from wen you take its back off

vicben27:
70% of girls walk around with vaginas full of STD/ Toilet infections na Only God go help! man.

mark123456789:
hello people
please I need your help
I need the sure cure to syphilis,my joystick is very ugly now because of this std,help a brother

Cutehector:
I dey tell you.. To pee will now be hell on earth since the guy will be experiencing pains while trying to urinate

Bolusticus:

It is better you concentrate on your grammar than commenting on political matters.

Tinubu will lose the grip of Lagos? To who?

The earlier you ignore all these specualtions, the better for your health?

Nackzy:
You are indeed stupid, ur comment is jst like apcs comment, your level of foolisshness is worse than buhari. Its only cheap lical girls u can get easily not thuose beautiful nurses that I knw...God punish ur generation unborn with this coment idiot

swiz123:
Akwaibomite women are beautiful, but cheap.
I am Speaking from experience.

Just polish up your English and their local bush meats will flock around you

swiz123:
Akwaibomite women are beautiful, but cheap.
I am Speaking from experience.

Just polish up your English and their local bush meats will flock around you

360frolic:
As shared on social media:


Your hero paid N9.2billion for stoves and kept them inside the Velodrome at National Stadium in Abuja. Goodluck Jonathan is an arungun sha. Apa ni man yen. Kilode!

http://newshelm.ng/photo-of-n9-2billion-stoves-bought-during-jonathans-era-kept-at-abuja-stadium/

hollandis:
Onazi is on the list ?
Joel Obi also ?

This is shameful

Rohr is going to fail obviously

Smellymouth:
Echiejile over Aina? Chaiii..
Other national team coaches gave explanation why some certain players were dropped. The Nigeria head coach should tell Nigerians why the likes of Aina was dropped and why Onazi and Joel Obi made the list.

lastchild:
what about broke guys that snatch a rich guy's babe just after banging her once,its not all about money

Bhelamblog:
This Early Morning, And Not Just Early Morning, Today is Sunday and This is what Wizkid is preaching for his Fans, Your Starboy who is Awake just posted a warning message to Men on Twitter, According to him, If he gets hold of your girl's cookie, Forget it, So Dear Men Forget About your Girl If Wizkid Mistakenly Bangs Her.. Just forget her. lol..


Read his Tweet below Plus Reactions..


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/if-i-fck-your-girl-you-wont-get-her-bac.html



https://mobile.twitter.com/wizkidayo/status/1003122533095428103?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet[/quote]dumb and stupid comments from a so-called celebrity...

dre11:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/270744-nigerian-woman-loses-job-after-criticising-vice-president-osinbajo-online.html

infonews3:
Nigerian actor and author of "On Becoming" looks wow in new photos, the OAP looks stunning as she slays in white top, black jean, dior capand chanel sneakers.

source:https://www.infonewsnigeria.com/discussion/635/toke-makinwa-slays-in-white-and-black-rocks-chanel-sneakers?new=1

Elder001:
Getout of my mentions please.

Kindly use your morality shít to develop your shítty country.
Y'all need serious exposure.

Please do me a favour by not quoting me.

greggng:
I 've met two b4 in a hotel I normally lodge. I was there for a week and also they were there too. At a stage they started kissing at the bar. Other guys just got angry and keep leaving one by one but it didn't bother me. After 20mins the bar man brought more drink to me and he told me that they two ladies 've paid. I thanked them and I also asked the bar man to send them one Andre. Gradually we got talking . When I was about going back to my room both of them approach me and thanked me for knowing whom they are but chooses to respect rather than treat them with disdain like others. They were so pretty that I wanted to 've one of them in my room but I choose to respect myself. In as much as their activity is not in anyway infringing on my right then I 've nothing against them.

Elder001:
of all the problems in Nigeria it is gay and lesbianism that you guys want to focus on..
How exactly is the sexual life of other people affecting y'all ?

If same sex marriage is legalized in Nigeria it'll reduce the rate of rape and prostitution.

Nigeria really has a long way to go.. many Nigerians are still living in the stone age.

Abagworo:
Lesbian is better because women were created to be able enjoy lesbianism without altering their physical make up but men's involve anal rock that has no natural lubrication. However both are bad.

OfficialDad:
Lesbianism is understandable, but gay .

Anyway, my baby mama is a lesbian.

smeag0l:
Hi All,

It took me a lot of cogitation before I could make this post. I also had to post this because I have seen a lot of comments from people encouraging the abominable act of lesbianism on nairaland (especially guys) that I begin to wonder where this generation of youths are headed.

First and foremost, going by the bible and quran, lesbianism is an abomination. I will give references from the bible because I am a Christian.The following verses of the bible:Leviticus 18:22, 20:13, Romans 1:24-28, I Corinthians 6:9-11, Jude1:7, I Timothy 1:10, I Kings 14:24, 15:12 all attest to the fact that homosexuality ,of which lesbianism is a subset, is evil.

However, the queer ones on the forum will always have a counter argument of fornication being also a sin to back up their nefarious way of life but this is not the crux of why I opened this thread so I will not dwell on the religious angle any further-I have an expose on this which I'll reserve for another day.

Secondly and the most important reason why I decided to open this thread is to warn guys(including the ones that have continually advocated for queer girls here on nairaland) on the disastrous impact of marrying a lesbian and how to identify if your girl is one whilst you're courting

Let me start by saying this. Most Nigerian girls living in Nigeria that claim to be bisexuals are, in fact, lesbians. They only claim bisexuality so as to be able to get a ring on the third finger of their left hand and answer a Mrs whilst they covertly continue their abominable acts.

They know that the African culture expects that they should get married at some point in their lives and their parents and relatives will keep putting pressure on them to do so.

Therefore, they just hook up with a guy, get married and make babies and then eventually make the guy's life miserable by continually denying him of sex and gallivanting around the country with their lesbian friends before filing for divorce most times on two grounds- sexual satisfaction and irreconcilable differences. I have seen this happen to three different guys and in the end, the guys ended up being disillusioned and poorer than when they met those girls. The sad part is that the ladies don't even get to check on their children as they are seen more in the company of their female friends in public places.

Guys, beware! Lesbianism is demonic and no matter how long your manhood is or how good you are in bed, you can't satisfy a lesbian as the kind of orgasm they have while making out with their female counterpart is longer and more frequent and also doesn't occur due to penetration. I had to say this because I have , over time, seen some useless comments from guys here saying that the girl has not seen a great manhood or a guy with great sexual prowess that's why she is still a lesbian. This is entirely false as lesbians are so addicted to their same sex partners and to the act that mere penetration from a man cannot give them orgasm.

Therefore, will all that have been said, guys here are signs that the girl you are dating is a lesbian(These may not be correct sometimes but they are very key leads to attest to this fact).

1. She admires only ladies on social media and you would occasionally see some comments from her on social media telling another girl "I love you" even when the girl is just an acquaintance who is not close to her.

2. She wears an anklet on THE RIGHT LEG or a colourful ring on their RIGHT FOREFINGER. I had to make the right leg emboldened because this is their insignia. I've seen about ten lesbian ladies wearing this and even spoke to one who also affirmed it.

3. If she is the butch lesbian(the male partner) she will most likely have a short hair, wear very light make up most times or even no make up and have short fingers(Because they use their fingers to pleasure their femme counterpart). Some of the butch ones also look like tomboys

4. Whenever she is intimate with her guy, they enjoy cunnilingus and fingering far more than penetration as this is the only way she can achieve orgasm most times.

5. On special occasions like her birthday or her boyfriend's birthday, she will indulge him with wild sexual orgies like anal sex or party (with the involvement of their other lesbian partner). Some of them even prefer anal to vaginal penetration.

6. You will always find lesbian porn on her phone or cached webpage history.

7. If she's the butch lesbian, she will dislike things like cooking, going to the market and laundry.

8. She's always an advocate of female rights and will pick a quarrel with you whenever you antagonize a female.

9. She prefers evening hang outs with a large company of girlfriend more than she enjoys it with you as her boyfriend.

10. She starts denying you sex immediately after marriage. This usually starts subtly and unnoticed until your sex life with your wife eventually becomes once in a month.

11. She has a vibrator and she doesn't orgasm from sex with you until she uses the vibrator. I agree some women are like this but if after a long time, you can't make your girlfriend orgasm except with the aid of a vibrator(or through cunnilingus or fingering) please suspect her.

12. If she is the femme, she has a very close friend she stays with or hangs around with/cannot do without and who has the characteristics listed in Number 3 above.


You can add yours as I leave the list for now. Please guys, be wise in choosing a partner. Do not destroy your life on the altars of beauty and physical appearance a most of these evil ladies are usually beautiful!

dainformant:
A picture has emerged showing popular Nollywood comic actor, Victor Osuagwu, aligning with members of De Norsemen Kclub of Nigeria popularly known as Norsemen confraternity. According to a Facebook user who shared the picture, this happened mini converge/meeting was held in Ghana as members deliberate on moving the club forward.

Below is how online users reacted to the trending picture which has gone viral on social media.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/victor-osuagwu-hangs-out-with-norsemen-confraternity-members-in-ghana.html

OMEGA009:
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