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Romance / Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by animari(f): 2:57pm On Jan 06, 2014
lilTunechi: Perv
. Eeeuw!! Smh
Jokes Etc / Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by animari(f): 4:28pm On Jan 04, 2014
He: I can't live without you!

She: So why aren't you dead yet?

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Food / Re: Can Eating Yams Really Give You Twins? by animari(f): 4:43pm On Nov 06, 2013
[color=#770077][/color] wow!! I had twins the old fashioned way heheheh
Romance / Re: Sexually Harassed As A Child & Scared Of Sex by animari(f): 2:13pm On May 06, 2013
I can't believe some of the insensitive comments that you have to read- ignore it!!Take it easy- you have already progressed so much with this man in your life- take him with for councelling- you are brave and I pray that you heal. YOu will be able to help others in a similar situation one day.

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Gets 'Vampire Facial', Age-Defying Face-Lift Using Her Blood by animari(f): 2:16pm On Mar 11, 2013
princemaicheal: That is why i appreciate an African woman(more importantly Nigerian) for the way we look and carry ourselves.We dont have to go through all these,we look great and will remain so.These people(whites)are insecure and crave for things they really dont need.I hope our ladies know these,and be proud of themselves.
Exuse me!! I am white woman from africa- thus I'm african and how dare you lump me in with Kim Kardashians ridiculous life style? 'These people' my arse!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pistorius' Father Accuses South-Africa Of Racism by animari(f): 10:36am On Mar 07, 2013
(I am a white south african woman) evil goes where its welcome and it doesn't discriminate- SA's general atmosphere is violent and phobias abound through the entire spectrum of the people-please stop the hate** I believe most humans really want peace - a home-food and love- fighting hate with hate is futile- spread the love** we are all acountable for our own deeds to a God who doesn't discriminate**

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From The Candlelight Procession For Goldie by animari(f): 12:37pm On Mar 02, 2013
free2ryhme: why is it that gays are leading the procession
oh dear heaven!! Homophobic!!! Shame!!!! Why didn't you lead it then? Mtcheeeew
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Arrested For Being Intimate With A Dog by animari(f): 12:56pm On Feb 23, 2013
the_ripper: Only oyibos dey get dis kind strange urge.
Dem sent u?? Where do you get this information from? I am oyibo and NO WAY will I ever have sex with an animal!! The only urge I have now is to slap you for this stupid comment! I no like dis kinyan oooo
Celebrities / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blames Pistorious' Girlfriend by animari(f): 9:19am On Feb 18, 2013
[quote author=animari][/quote]amen!!!
Celebrities / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blames Pistorious' Girlfriend by animari(f): 9:17am On Feb 18, 2013
beebop: I guess I should stop being shocked and disgusted by what some Nigerian men spout out but this time, I'm ready to puke.

1. NONE of you know the character of Reeva Steenkamp. HOW can you be so quick to judge that she "provoked" him. What ever happened that night, SHE DID NOT DESERVE to lose her life. And to even justify her death by saying that "some" women are whatever kind of people is plain disgusting. Pistorious HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME for losing his career over his trigger finger, accident or not.

2. I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is NO amount of provocation that warrants beating or murder. NONE. WALK away and be the bigger individual. I have seen men beating women on the slightest (non) provocation and there should be a special place in hell for those B.astards. If you come across "troublesome" women, LEAVE. I don't even know where you come across these people, no man in my immediate family or any man I call friend has never HAD cause to beat a woman.

May Nigerian women be saved from these men who will kill. maim and beat a woman and blame it on them.
Celebrities / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blames Pistorious' Girlfriend by animari(f): 6:40am On Feb 17, 2013
This incident is a sad day for South africa- our country is already so violent- we don't need a lynch mob to start blaming- whatever happened was between the two of them and Oscar has to face this tragedy- he had to overcome so much in his life already-its a terrible thing that happened- may she rest in peace and may Oscar find the strength to deal with it*
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Confirms Visit To Nigeria by animari(f): 5:49pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ganys: Thank God, this is my oppurtunity to woo and snatch her from kanye her with Native Jas
Make I call my benin Witch doctor first
hahahaaaaa!!! Good luck na
Crime / Re: Teacher Defiles Pupil With A Pencil In Lagos by animari(f): 2:57pm On Feb 06, 2013
Sisi_Kill: [b]

God Bless you!!!!!!!!!!

I thought I was the only one who noticed oooh!!!

Jeeeeedus!!!
indeed! Why was she forced to repeat it? Weird story
Crime / Re: Teacher Defiles Pupil With A Pencil In Lagos by animari(f): 3:09pm On Feb 05, 2013
And off you go with an anti- lesbianism rant that has nothing to do with this story and everything to do with your homophobic paranoia!! Oh please!!!!missing the point oooo
Celebrities / Re: Wole Soyinka And Sister In 1940 (Picture) by animari(f): 12:47pm On Feb 04, 2013
Wonderful man

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 5 Guys Take Same Picture For 30years. by animari(f): 1:55pm On Jan 16, 2013
~Bluetooth:

They must be homosexuals to have sustained this kind of relationship.
homophopic lout!!!comment not insult!!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 5 Guys Take Same Picture For 30years. by animari(f): 1:55pm On Jan 16, 2013
~Bluetooth:

They must be homosexuals to have sustained this kind of relationship.
homphopic lout!!!comment not insult!!
Family / Re: Can You Really Be Happy With The Same Person forever? by animari(f): 10:09am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=2legit2qwt]I was watching a TV series(Modern Family) few hours ago and in one of the scenes, the woman was complaining about the lack of intimacy for a month and the possibility of it dragging on for a while, even up to a year shocked

I've read of several cases of people cheating because they were denied sex in the relationship (marriage). This got me wondering and i'm throwing it out there, to the married folks (or unmarried but cohabiting in long term relationships without cheating tongue), how do you stand seeing the same person everyday, having se.x with the same person knowing it's going to be for the rest of your life and assuming no divorce? Just the thought of sleeping with the same person for 5 years scares me shocked

Can you be happy with the same person for ever realistically?

Do you ever feel like just you want to jump in bed and strangle them at some point? Or maybe prepare their food with rat poison? Or somehow catch them unaware and hit them from behind in the kitchen while forcing their braids down the garbage disposal? shocked How do you deal with the same person's sh1t everyday knowing you're stuck with them?


Help me out before i make up my mind to remain single forever cheesy

I swear if this doesn't make the fp, i'll upload a picture of tonto dike with no makeup[/quotehahahahaha!!! Forcing their braids down the garbage disposal?? Funniest post I've read in a long time- but yes....its all relative....its also quite erotic to re-kindle and keep the flame going- not for the fainthearted oooo
Family / Re: I Read My Sister"s Diary And She Is Planning To Commit Suicide by animari(f): 1:48pm On Jan 03, 2013
tajulasblog:
i READ UR POST WITH great pains and am so sad because i hve been dere, my dad was on suicide mission and he succeeded in killing himslf and its a sad place to be, pls snd me a mail modems4u@hotmail.co.uk. I would rather not say all here but i would leave u with this apologise to ur sister that u read her diary and dis is what u saw, be honest and tell her cos its her life , apologise for reading and it tlk with her. Agree with her to pray along with and let her open up to u. she needs to knw that someone is on her side and loves her to bits. Be honest and tell her. pour all ur love on her. i would be praying for u both even if u dont contact me. Peace be with u and it is well with ur family. u will testify.
excellent advice- be honest and non-judgemental-
Celebrities / Re: Meet The Most Spoiled Kids In The World! by animari(f): 4:20pm On Dec 20, 2012
Fadelex: na una dey make people dey do bad tin to get money, how would u be tellin sm1 wey neva chop since yesterday dat 11mnths old baby dey bath inside 6,000dollars jacuzzi?? Or petra dey buy 88million dollars house.... No wonder kidnappin business dey thrive
no be lie ooo
Religion / Re: Sandy Hook Was Referenced In Batman Movie by animari(f): 1:31pm On Dec 18, 2012
Interesting debate..... No coincidences in Life
Culture / Re: 2-yr-old Child Offering Food To Her Mother by animari(f): 12:27pm On Dec 17, 2012
S*x sells:
Singing.." Sweet mother, I no go forget you for the suffer wey you suffer for me oo... When I no chop my mother no go chop, when I no sleep my mother no go sleep...............she go dey say stop stop stop stop make you no cry again oooo". I love you mama.
beautiful comment
Crime / Re: Nigerian Girl Killed In Rome, Italy by animari(f): 3:09pm On Dec 13, 2012
RIP - poor child

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Family / Re: Should Married Women Drink Alcohol? by animari(f): 2:24pm On Dec 10, 2012
[quote author=Kobojunkie]

So @Op, when a women gets married, does she seize to be human or something? I really don't understand how some of you think. What is it about alcohol that is bad for a married woman but good/ok for a married man? undecided undecided undecided undecided[/quote what's the difference? Married man or woman? Moderation.... What's good for the goose is good for the gander..... A married woman having a drink hardly affects the price of garri....
Fashion / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Dress To Keri Hilson's Event : Hot Or Not? by animari(f): 12:29pm On Nov 23, 2012
FLYGERIAN91: because she's sweating dat makes her dirty? Dude are you for real? She's a human with sweat glands in a hot area... I don't like tonto but u bid to stop talking stupid.
Romance / Re: A Statement You Made To Your Partner That You Regretted? by animari(f): 8:31pm On Nov 08, 2012
Opoki: I told her her sister is a good cook and better than her in the presence of her sister and her mom, i suffer for almost 6weeks before i take my place bck in d bedroom. I never knew there are mosiquito in the sitting room before.
hahahahaaaa!! 6 weeks!! Hahahaaa
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Omotola At The Premiere Of Her Movie In London by animari(f): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2012
anitank: She's getting old
. Miaaauw miaaauw ......... Jealousy makes u nasty.... She is gorgeous and you know it!!! Heavens let the sun shine on someone else please!!!

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Culture / Re: The Hidden History Of White Slavery! by animari(f): 1:20pm On Oct 18, 2012
White-pink-black-brown what the f### ever- slavery is inhuman and is more prevalant in the world today than ever before- who suffered the most? Is this now a competition? The crux of the matter is the arrogance that people assume to justify their incredible cruelty towards others- spread the love and stop the hate abeg

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Fashion / Re: Miss Plus Size Nigeria 2012 (Pictures) by animari(f): 2:57pm On Oct 15, 2012
mama-gee:
They all look like bags of cement. grin

Looks like people just wake up one morning and make up their own pageantry organization
bags of cement?? And you? What do you look like? How rude are you??
Politics / Re: Lagos Begins Construction Of Fela Museum. Eko O Ni Baje O. by animari(f): 10:46am On Oct 11, 2012
hyper gig: Immortalising the spliff legend...this goes to show that with weed all tinz are possible...all hail the fiery afro singer..
hahahahaaaa nice one

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