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Dame Patience missing at PDP National Convention, sources say she was writing JAMB

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This GEJ is a complete useless foo.l. he is a confused man. the useless and irresponsible national assembly too approved and signed off on the budget!

i dont think the national assembly knows what it is doing at all

i dont know

Atleast GEJ is performing in this regard. My heart goes to the families left behind.

So many things need to be fixed in Nigeria.

He has promised to build airports in all the states of the federation.

GEJ has got nothing whatsoever to offer. He is incapacitated by the CABALS. He should be bold enough to step on powerful toes otherwise, he is just disturbing himself. FHP (Figure Head President)

There is a lot of misinformation going on in Nairaland. I am presently studying in the UK and i have no reason whatsoever to regret my coming to the UK for studies.

Call to Nigeria Landlines is at the rate of 1P per minute. In fact, i had to ask my wife to get a Starcomm Line that starts with 01- for me to always communicate with her. I call my wife more than 10 ttimes a day because it is cheaper. Mind you, if u get starcomm that starts with 070 or any 080 or 081 number, the rate is 8p per minutes. Moreso, the service providers have been so generous. If you recharge £20 online, a bonus of £10 is to be added to your phone instantly.

Happy Birthday Baba. may your days be long. IGBA ODUN, ODUN KAN NI.

Premiership, La Liga and champions league are the biggest reasons students fail WAEC,NECO AND JAMB

Okontami:
Just note the following, some of them might mean the same thing. This is the Ten KOMMANDMENTS

1. God
2. Prayer
3. Respect
4. Fidelity
5. Truthfulness
6. Understanding
7. Forgiveness
8. Industrious - (Man and Woman) - The man should be able to provide for the home while the woman should be able to bring quality ideas too.
9. Koboko. You must know how to make your woman scream i want more and  its enough o, i no dey do again.
10. Snail - You must be able to make your man to be confessing of the glory of the Lord when you are f.ucking the hell out of him. You should be able to dig him that he wont know when he will be making promises without you requesting.

SHIKENA its ten over ten

You are correct especially for 9 and 10. kudos

This is what is called fire for fire to the last drop. your husband has fired the thing to the last drop of his sper.m. Congrats all the way my sister.

The stupid statement of the minister justifies the saying that ''if the head is rotten, the whole body is rotten''.

Since we have clueless president, so shall be surrounded by clueless ministers and advisers.

but i thought the guy is a professor! i think we should begin to audit peoples qualifications in this country.

well, not surprised sha, i think Odechukwu GEJ himslef is an Associate Professor. BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER.

Nigeria, i HAIL OOOOO

Why spread this kind of rumour. i just hope that all the people that started it will not die before Tu Baba himself.
Beware, occultism may be in play.

Jonathan is only looking for an escape route from the prevailing unemployment in the country. not that we do not have enough entrepreneurs in the land, the fact remains that business survival in hard in the Nigerian economy. those are the challenges to deal with for business survival.

When the economy is accomodating and flourishing, businesses will survive and thrive, otherwise no amount of entrepreneural courses in the university will halp the situation.

Greatest Akokite, my Alma Mata, the Univewrsity of First Choice.

what is this topic doing on the front page? RUBBISH

Small time, you will start talking about ''mama put''

nairaland, the online beer parlour. anything goes.

I dont understand all these tributes. So sad he died but is it common sensical trying to diffuse a bomb with a bare hand.

it simply shows no value for life.

An attempt to siphon money into private pockets, KAI, NIGERIANS SABI WURUWURU

The judgement is wrong. he steals because he needs to eat! the law is supposed to berelaxed in this case since the guy was hungry before the stealing

Met her through a friend. i went with my friend to her house to see her, though on a different mission, and when i was convinced she's my taste, i set the course in motion.
I sent a text message to her phone that her name has continued to ring a bell and very soon we shall meet. She was like, who is this?She still refers to that very first message four years after our marriage. Later I started using my same friend's MTN Number to do Extra Cool with her over the night, though i hide the number.

Die there. mumu

What is first in this lady called Dame. she's damn too old for retardeen.

how did retardeen odechikwu meet her?

Good

The govt of bastard GEJ is planning to remove subsidy from freedom of speech. Soon Blackberry services will be shut down.
GEJ!!! BASTARD!!!

this jonathan is a bastard. plz read onWhen President Olusegun Obasanjo was in power we spent 300 billion per year on the fuel subsidy. Under the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan it shot up to 1.3 trillion naira in the last one year alone. Can someone please explain to me how it got so high in 4 years and what exactly they were subsidising with the extra one trillion naira? When the Obasanjo government left power in 2007 the country was no longer in debt and the 30 billion dollar foreign debt that Obasanjo met when he came to power in 1999 was fully paid off. Today, under the administration of Jonathan, our country is back in debt to the tune of 30 billion dollars and we are still borrowing. Can someone please tell me what the loans were used for and whether we will ever be able to pay them off? When the Obasanjo administration left power in 2007 our foreign reserves were 80 billion dollars even though when he came into office in 1999 we only had 1.5 billion dollars.

Today our foreign reserves have dropped from 80 billion dollars in 2007 to 33 billion dollars. Can someone please tell me where all the money went? When the Obasanjo administration left power in 2007 23 billion dollars was left in the Excess Crude Account after he built it up from nothing in 1999. Today we do not have one dollar left in that account because the money has been squandered and the account scrapped. Can someone explain to me who spent that money and precisely what it was spent on? By the time the Obasanjo administration left power in 2007 not one bomb had gone off in Abuja throughout his 8 years in office and neither did we shy away from confronting the evil and dealing a hard blow to the terrorists wherever and whenever it was necessary to do so. Today bombs go off at will all over the north, the President hides in the Villa and churches were targetted on christmas day in Abuja. When Obasanjo was in power we did not remove the fuel subsidy because it would have caused too much pain to the Nigerian people and because there was no safety net in place to reduce that pain. President Jonathan however did not have any such inhibitions or qualms. Just seven days after we suffered the horrendous trauma of the xmas day bombings and probably as a New Year’s Greek gift to the Nigerian people, our President finally removed the oil subsidy. He did this knowing fully well that it will lead to untold suffering and terrible hardship for the next few years for the Nigerian people, most of whom still live below the poverty line. Can someone please tell me why President Jonathan wants Nigerians to cry? Yesterday he not only said that he would “crush Boko Haram” but he also declared a state of emergency in a few local government areas in some northern states. Can someone please tell me why our President could not do this 6 months ago when some of us first advocated it and thereby save many lives? Why has it taken him so long to find the guts to confront Boko Haram and to lead the fight against them with ruthless zeal, strengh, courage and total faith in God? Why has he done so little when it comes to this matter and why has he done it so late? Does he not know that a king is meant to lead his people into battle and if necessary die for them? He has been unable to handle and contain Boko Haram and now he has removed the fuel subsidy which is something that is expressly against the wishes and interest of the overwhelming majority of the Nigerian people.

Can someone please tell me precisely what has happened to this man and what has got into his head? This government is not only weak, it not only lacks direction but it is also insensitive and callous. The removal of the fuel subsidy is the final straw: President Jonathan, the King Rehoabam of our time, has hardened his heart unto destruction, just like Pharaoh once did, and he has fallen into the trap that has been set for him by God and by his enemies. May the Lord save Nigeria from this mess and from this weak man and may the Nigerian people themselves wake up from their accursed slumber and take their destiny into their own hands. The smell of religious war, sectarian violence, regional and ethnic conflict, insecurity, untold suffering, rampant poverty and economic hardship is in the air. Nigerians are divided as never before and our country is slowly crumbling and dying before our very eyes. Who will save Nigeria? Who will stand up and say enough is enough? Who will pull us back from the brink? Who can we count on to take the bull by the horns and do the right thing? There must be a lawful and democratic change. My God let there be a change.

Errant nonsense from this useless boko boys.

Mumu

Do you expect this foolish man to accomplish all these? May be in your wildest dreams. To me, Nigeria has no president, only a retardeeen at the helms of affairs.
I weep for my dear country.