₦airaland Forum

Sijo01: Will Seun declear free garri for one week if 1million members's actualized.??

Do you want the price of Garri to witness astronomical rise? Abeg, make I stay one corner soak my garri with kuli-kuli. Nairaland Kwenu.

The whole saga is pathetic. This will not happen in a sane country.

lakeside025: Another blow for oyin, after †ђξ blow he received frm aregbesola by 3yrs ago.. This man ℓιƒє is full σƒ blows

Wetin dis man do d judiciary na. Na so so blow dem dey giv am. D guy no go everly forgive d judiciary o

Jazakhumullah. May Allah reward you abundantly.
For the haters, please get a life.

I pray we win. Up Chelsea. Blues for Life.

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Talent, what a name. She just exhibited one of her talents.[/quote]

I hope your idea of moving faster in 2013 is not for corruption. Move faster with the provision of basic amenities like good roads, hospitals, safe airspace, constant supply of electricity, provision of jobs for the teeming populace, respect for judiciary, zero tolerance for corruption, empowerment of EFCC and so on. God help us.

Only in Nigeria, anything can happen. Not surprised anyway.

Congratulations. Happy for her.

This is strictly forbidden in Islam. A muslim lady is not allowed to marry a non-muslim, sl also, a non-muslim lady to be married by a muslim man must have first converted before the marriage can go ahead. Islam has its own laws, whether we follow it or not does not change the Laws. People can practice whatever they like, but Islam has its own Laws.

Thanks for reminding me that today is Boxing day. I go fight tire today.

Is she a Virgin? If not, why is she on the front page? YIMU

On behalf of GEJ, all State Governors, Members of the National Assembly, all well meaning Nigerians, my humble self and other, we say sorry. We sympathise with you on your fall. Please pardon GEJ for making u fall flat.

crackhaus: I pray make emerging mega-cities emulate LASTMA oo... When cities are using just traffic cams and 24-7 working traffic lights with built in cams, ATM cams, street CCTVs and so on, nah nylon/khaki wearing LASTMA officials mega-cities go emulate... I pray oh!

Just my thought.

caseless: PDP

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LEADERSHIP: this we lack at all level of gov't in this country

MILITARY HEAD OF STATES: IBB takes the larger share here, infact, he was the architect of our 'modern day nigeria's problem'

OBJ:he contributed alot to our problems cos he knew our problems and solutions , but refused to solve them

GEJ:he dosn't know what is the problem and cannot identify solution when he sees one(cluelessness).

PDP: this defines, dictates and carries all the problems....it is an embodiment of our problems.

You are on course.

Let's Wait for Our Turn, It Cant Be Far Away Death is a calamity. It doesn't end with the afflicted individual. It didn't start with him. Often, the grief and it's aftermath affects all, especially that of a leader. Nigerians like rejoicing at the death of leaders. Not a good habit. The dead deserves our honor. When a dead body is passed by the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him), regardless of who it was, he would stand up in respect. Brothers and sisters! Let us respect the dead. No doubt, we have problem with our leaders. But with death everything ends. Allah mai maganin wahala, mutuwa mai maganin gab a, said Shata. Let's wait for our turn. It can't be far

Criminal recommending another greater criminal for awards, all na criminals. Everybody associated with the award including Femi Lawson and Bode Tewonde George should be sentenced to 5 years imprisonment with the hardest of Labour without any option of fine.

[quote author=.Sharon]We are waiting for the DNA result. A baby can be delivered @ 7 months btw.[/quote]Yeah, you are right and babies like that are called premature and they'll need to be stored in the incubator.

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.......
MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s schoolfees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive school which your children will never attend..
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastors tells you not to live worldly life, and yet he enjoys all the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waitingtill you get to heaven to enjoy your own....
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has an headache... KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money....
YOU are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned­­ ­­ state of theart SUV with his delectable wife slowing driving along the road. Stop worshiping your pastors!!!
They are human beings like you, they don’t have no power! If they had power they claim they have, Nigeria would not be the way it is.

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.......
MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s schoolfees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive school which your children will never attend..
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastors tells you not to live worldly life, and yet he enjoys all the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waitingtill you get to heaven to enjoy your own....
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has an headache... KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money....
YOU are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned­­ ­­ state of theart SUV with his delectable wife slowing driving along the road. Stop worshiping your pastors!!!
They are human beings like you, they don’t have no power! If they had power they claim they have, Nigeria would not be the way it is.

What is the appropriate or ideal tyre guage?

Who is Bisi Ibidapo Obey? Is she a Virgin?

What is friends with benefit?

Private lunch? I thought private jet. Wondering when did Obama become Nigerian Politician and Pastors with the flair for Private Jet.

Why is she sacked? If she has committed any offence, I think it is better she's prosecuted rather than let her go scot-free. This will serve as lesson to other public officers. But in Nigeria, na today?

Congratulations to them all

What do you do in a country where the government is helpless and clueless. May God help us.
Islam does not support or advocate terrorism, so unfortunate some illiterate are tarnishing the image of Islam and bringing the name into the mud. God please expose the perpetrators of these evil doings and save the country from misrule as well. Ameen.

What is VIN check and how do u get it done in Naija?

Techwriter: I will not be surprised if one Nlander runs his mouth against the church over this. The words church, pastor etc are so abused these days that ignoramus believe it. Last tima I saw some never-do-wells sleeping wt a woman under the pretext of praying for her to concieve and the medi carried it as "pastors". When you dupe in God's name u are called a pastor. Funny!

Another argument I hear most Muslims make when criticized for terrorism is to take people back to history when the "church" killed people en mass

Let me make it clear here Christianity was carved from Christ by those who observed the similarity of some people's life to that of Christ. Jesus is our model and unlike other religious leaders, he never killed nor married an underage. Judge who is a christian by the Christ he exhibits.

MAGA. By their posts, we shall know them.

So many terrible things happening in Nigeria. God please give us the strenght and wherewithal to revolutionalise this country. Please stand up to be counted if you are ready for the Revolution.

lucenzo: Nairaland na wash

You mean to say Nairaland is online beer parlour abi

lucenzo: Scientist predicts that by the year 2030 wherever you are on this earth, you won‘t be six foot away from a chelsea ex manager.

LWKMD

But we are talking QPR here, why bring in Chelsea issue. chelseatillidie.heavens.com