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NwaNimo1:
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Jeremy ironi

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I de COMPRISUN ur CAPRISUN..



Na CONFIRM CAPRISUN u CAPRISUN SO...



woman go get 500k for ACCOUNT, u wey get just 150k, Na ur own Dem go like flex!



LITE UP my WEED in peace.



WTF MAN

lolz..Ur face show,ur shoe shine

Kinzo0917:
. I thought as much. Most of the pictures at her/his dont look alike. What do people gain by been fake?

traffic and notice me..

What a fiction story..

PoliteActivist:
Ok, look at it this way: if the witch doctor seduced your daughter, will you just let him keep her? Your wife (that you love) is even more of your core than your daughter. It's beyond sex. This is your family, part of you, that is under attack!

first,waitin my wife or daughter go find for witch doctor ousz...they brought it upon their selves...secondly..I will deal with witch doctor mercilessly..if that the case..Na only God go fit settle the matter,depending how the case might b...it always gud to kip the house in order...maybe we never face evil in this world...

JAMO4REAL1:
I will take the phone to area commander and explain everything thing to him/her

no quam..that is for u...for a police man to run me street,and it happen like this...the police man should kiss the phone gud bye...

PoliteActivist:
Remember, this is someone that is like a part of you, that you know loves you, and you are married with kids. Won't you see whoever is seducing her as an invading agent? When a virus attacks a part of you, will you cut it off OR will you try to remove the virus from it?

in this case,the wife is the virus,so I will remove her completely..this aren't about love,cus if she knew,she would b so stupid to do that to me..she will have access to the the children,and other benefits...but no no,she is off completely....I no dey do lovey lovey base on the matter on ground....if ur wife do that to u,na u sabi....

JAMO4REAL1:
If u return the phone The officer will said
u steal the phone they can lock u up. but u can return it

which kind contradiction b this nah...if him return am,them go run am street..so make him return am...which of them,will u do if it was u...

PoliteActivist:
What if you love them?

yeye love..the love die that moment...na wah for some una

deukpai:
Na the same word
UK English = Centre
American English = center

So, we Nigerians use Centre because of British colonization.

yeah..that y I say English hard...UK and USA..our own na centa

FamTomx2:
Center
Centre

this one na war sha..
Center=== when dividing a thing..like middle..
Centre ===like a hall use for conference,meeting..a suite

English hard man

zakkxx:
Why you go buy food they eat alone? Are u dat wicked? If your mom refuses to give u food, u for grow up de type this rubbish? I de shame for u ooo

..u are truly son of a bastard...idiot..thunder fire u..

rickleye:
Ah you read that one

lolz..I read all..I got the point..that one catch my laughter

Olayetan:
What you guys don't understand is, Nigeria may be a better place to make more money than Togo but is your investment safe in Nigeria?

Many rich people have become poor overnight due to insecurities in Nigeria, look at end sars case, do you know some people are still trying to recover from their loss since that 2020, a case of burglary sef can happen n you can be killed without any trace.

People are running to safer country and not to country where to make the most money.


If I see country wey go assure me safety sef with little income, I will leave this stupid country, nah only car owners safe at night for this country, if you no get car to move at night, OYO is your case o...

don't mind those bastard..davido,wizkid,buna boy etc dey make their money for naija but their base na ghana...the op wan to find better future for his life and generations,basic amenities which we lack in Nigeria...Nigeria is place where u enjoy when u have the money cus ur money are all the basic amenities u must required to enjoy it here...can u walk with a politician on the road..everything na vip,vvip...even a chancellor,u can't see talk more of lga chairman....it better I find myself in a saner countries...Nigeria na for the rich

rickleye:
LOL !!
Are you kidding me. If you can't tell her that she has bad odour, how are going to address other concrete issues in your relationship. Like Finances, Sex. Thanks for dinner honey but its too salty !. Dude dont walk on eggs in a relationship both of you must be free to discuss issues in love.
Remember - Do it in love.

I'll tell you a personal story.

I had a fair complexion gf. She was igbo, her dad was rich and took care of her . She usually doesn't leave the house under the hot sun but if she did , she had to walk with an umbrella so that she didn't burn her skin . Her skin was as smooth as butter, in fact she looked like butter. She was beautiful, and as i type, I am trying to remember how met her. Must have been at a friend's party. Back in the day, I used to be the MC and DJ. I had a cousin who sent me mixed tapes and I could spin yarns back then . In any case, I digress. Two things messed up the relationship well 3 things. She felt entitled, we were not on the same wavelength intelligence wise and thirdly bad breath.

Dude when we kissed which I avoided like a plague it was horrendous, It smelt like she had eaten/swallowed garlic . I couldn't brush the smell off for days.
I carried a handkerchief on me back then and still do to spit in it when the acid reflex tried to escape my mouth . Whenever we had sex and she tried to kiss me , I went down on her tummy instead , I would grab her breasts with one hand and suck on the other with my mouth and straight into pump and grind action. I even tried licking tom-tom while kissing her ( this worked but not sustainable) , I tried chewing gum while kissing her, the chewing up would loose its taste immediately. When It reached defcon 1- I decided to tell her.

SO I did some research and found possible causes ( Its been a while) and scheduled an appointment with a doctor for the next day.
On the day prior, I sat her down and ask if she trusts me - She said Yes, I asked If she loves me - She said yes. I asked her if she thought I was capable of hurting her ( she said, yes ... I was in University and she was still in SS1/2) lol . But besides her fear she said no. I then proceeded to tell her or remind her if she recalled I had a bunch of tom-toms , chewing gum and had to rush to spit in the bathroom , she said yes and then I told her its because she had bad breath. I informed her that I had found a doctor and would like for us to visit the doctor. She pushed me away for a sec , out of shame and then she said she was sorry and that her previous bf had mentioned the same thing but when I didn't mention anything, she felt it must have gone.
So we went to see the doctor, who almost fainted when she opened her mouth. Asked her to start flossing, prescribed some medication and we cured the issue together.

Moral of my story - 1. Try and see if you can make it inclusive ( making it about you both )
2. Must be in love - I told a gf once that she needed to have a shower before we have sex cause I was smelling poop when doing doggy style the other day, she replied well you also have bad breath. I said, I will brush before we kiss next time.
3. Try and lighten the atmosphere there are 90% she does right - lets do this together.

Good Luck

lolz..u get bad breath,ur girl get poop for ass....this get me laughing hard...

CamusMidas:
Them they allow person become president before?

no mind them..xcuse upon xcus...one nijeria but No igbo man should b president..na Nigeria national anthem b that

Kinzo0917:
. You chat like a guy. Between God and you, are you a man or a woman?

na Man...forget moniker..

The only Nigerian movie I have watch is selina tested,every others na imagination..

DrGoodman:
Just imagine what will be the news if Okezie Ikpeazu tries this stunt, by now they would have opened about 300 threads to tarnish his image.

Alaye, we are talking of a fail government,not about Okezie Ikpeazu..even Okezie is still part of the fail government..Ur face no show,Ur shoe no shine..no cap

OsuAmaka:
Jeez!

After the 1st two sets, I switched off completely.
I wrote off Nadal ever coming back. I stopped watching & tuned off any updates on the game.
I was only waiting to receive the news that Medvedev was the Champion..

How did Nadal pull this off?, Nadal coming back from 2 sets down against Medvedev??

Damn!, I very excited!


-Osu amaka

Not only u..I even stake for Nadal yo win..odds 3.45....Medvedev to win na 1.50 odds...I was over confident that Nadal will win..after losing two sets..omo I lost focus..only to check update for the 3rd set,Nadal pull a come back.even though nedveded is likely the winner cus there is no way anybody can survive that,nedveded just need one set to the take the title,but Rafael Nadal pull a spectacular display for the next 2 games.....truly he deserve it....my best player na Roger..After Roger and Nadal I give it to djokovic...u can't pull two sets down to djokovic ...I love tennis die...my favourite games are,snooker,tennis,football,formula 1 and motogp

[quote author= post=109819967]God bless Anambra State.

Make Thunder fire me[/quote]

Kingpin1000:
How many nukes does Japan have.. Japan cannot even go head on with Iran or India.

beer parlour gist...Iran or China can't do shit to Japan..

Cholls:
my brother you are giving Japan too much credit... If China focused on "regional wars", they'd be gobbling up smaller neighbor.

You people need to be wary of China ooo, after decades of preparing, upgrading and building, it looks like China is ready to start flexing its muscles. Can't you see how much the political sphere has changed.


And by the way, Chinese have a very great missile superiority over Taiwan and Japan...

u lie..Japan na their Oga

Cholls:
my brother King of Asia is China, even the blind know that they have military superiority in the region and the US does not have the resources at this time to step-in to assist not to talk of Japan.

Let's be clear here, in a conventional war I see no reason why china would not win, especially if china was the country being invaded.

I disagree with u..king of Asia na Japan..make no mistake..China dey learn work where Japan dey

calcal:
You see, Russia has bunkers to hide her people in case of war, USA has non for his own people, with the pako house in the USA all will burn like no man business

u talk like a fool..who told u USA has no bunkers for it people..u dey face me I slap dey quote..mumu people...

Emma15678:
How can heaven go to hell. So phone is more important than your eternity?

mumu talk,like he said.go to hell..u nid to be flog with a horse whip..mumu people

waploger:
For sale 30k....

lolz..guy, u are wicked..chaiii

Erickymania:
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Don't mind the guy. He lies too much

my papa jet na my own..

LeyeWrites:
Africans will look good at that age.

Tinubu etc

Miraclejunction:
I know a very wealthy man back then,this man hand tight for well I'm children dey especially the boys. I'm no dey give them money for anything,their clothes dey old,Dem no dey Barb their hair,sometimes I'm no dey drop money for food but this man dey donate better money for church most Sundays...omo one day one of I'm sons pack properties for their house,go sell,carry I'm bag run. The man enter house later in the evening discover wetin I'm pikin do,come dey para,I'm vex send the remaining boys out of I'm house...
I jam one of the boys for satellite last two yrars,I'm na big boy now...I ask am whether I'm don go see I'm Papa,omo the boy hiss,tell me say nothing concern am with I'm Papa for this life again. I'm tell me say I'm Papa dey send I'm friends make them beg am,say make them come back house...

kudos to the guys..the papa na bastard..what a useless man..why him dey beg them,make him go beg the church people him dey donate money for nah...u get money,dey suffer ur children,dey do charity for church..awon charity donator..of what use is the wealth,but can't better ur family..make them plank am 2 by 2..this kind of people inritate me..bastardly animal

RaisedByWolves:
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According to Ewedu statistics leave amala and eat starch so your brain can work you won't listen..owan ehu khin

lolz..guy abeg no kill with laugh...