₦airaland Forum

joyberry, i just went through your profile and im so impressed! its exciting seeing pretty ladies join the force

sds

Tamarapetty:
Brb

we are patiently waiting, and seriously hoping that you've not japa-ed

stop wearing boxers in da house. try making your buldge out of sight

Ray360:
Nairaland has really lost value. None of the mods is even following this ASUU vs FG brouhaha. By now, we should be seeing the latest about the strike On front page.


All we have on front page is "Lady losing stretch mark" and all.

lalasticlala was there live and direct. there'll even be a documentary soon

my guy was praying against them reaching any agreement yet.
guy is taking data science courses

wetin i no go see for nairaland

highqueen:
Frustrated people always think big of themselves when they body shame people.
That's what Nigerians are always good at, jobless people.

but i hardly hear guys camplain of body shaming. yab a guy and he'll even join you to laugh. You girls shoulnt take things so serious

my bestie my bestie...before you know it.....

this is how cleanliness is next to godliness...

islandmoon:
Jesus!!!!!!!!

Jesus!!! who's that man_?

Mrbaz1:
chreeei....OP UR STORY TIRE ME ...FRM PRIMARY 2 TO LEAVING SCHOOL..FROM JS 2 AGAIN TO LEAVING SCHOOL GO CONNER...NOW SS3 AGAIN...CHALEE WHY NOR...GOANN SLEEP JOOR

lol why are you screaming in caps lock?
she left my school in jss2...we lost contact until our final year in secondary school...then we started dating.
don't mind my writeup...I used my other small phone, so I couldn't compose it well.

Started crushing on ths girl in pry2 but until she left my school in jss1 i couldnt tell her anythng. The feeling was very mutual though.
So, after she left my sch in jss2, i'll make sure i get home early 4rm sch and go wait at a corner just to wave at her when she passed.
At some point she stopped passing, only to be told she had relocated!
Guess wat, we ended up dating for 2yrs after SS3. but had to end it coz of religion ish

BIAFRONIGERIAN:
If 1 living woman pant =2benz then 1dead woman pant=xbenz find x

May God forgive you

XhosaNostra:
Yeah, that one. Thanks. I like the Pidgin version better though. How do you say it, again?

monkey no fine but him mama like am

na so I see one guy for gbagada o. the head, face, complexion, beard, gorimapa.....everything just like bank W

and its not even Valentine's day yet

I hated assignments! after spending hours working at school, you'll still expect me to spend more hours at home on useless assignments?!

it followed me into higher institution too. barely submitted assignments. except we copied lol.

greed is in everyone's blood jaree.

absolute nonsense...I can't feel comfortable with this

those saying ambode is a coward should please have a rethink.
nobody has given tinubu such a tough time in Lagos as ambode has done. not even the whole opposition PDP.

BTW, what do you call the set of people who are opposing ambode but yet supporting buhari?

I stop counting the 'crowd' when I reached 30 billion people

and you wonder why men have ego? why won't they have ego...when your parents sold you to them like egg roll

giant of Africa indeed.

how much them pay you do this advert?

APC Niger branch. buhari's fight against corruption is going global.

....and some people would therefore vote for apc simply because he's a 'pastor' or he attends 'our' church. exact reason why tinubu brought him. just to score points


btw, I thank GOD for your life sir

lemme pretend like i know whats going on.
hahahahahahaha that guy ehn! i heard arsenal tried taking him on loan!

those young couples in black though. me likey

ceeroh:
How do I even start? We lived in the same lodge, she had a fiancee back then that visits her regularly, but we were so close that one thing led to another and we started smashing. After the first smash, she wouldn't let me be. It was tough, gradually she started cooking for me, we were doing assignments together, reading together... then gradually sleeping in my room. It continued for two (2) good sessions. I was trapped, couldn't play home or away, very sad. The fiancee was still visiting but the dude would always call before coming (mistakes guys make). The dude would even buy me stuff when coming, guilty conscience set in. I wanted out, but the girl wouldn't have any of that. Na there I start to dey fear girls, she didn't even feel sober. Later on, I discovered she started having true feelings for me but I dare not try it, I was scared. This same girl would tell her fiancee she loves him just immediately after I finish smashing her. Fear catch me, some people no get conscience. Thank God we went for I.T... That was how I escaped.

Till today, I still haven't had a girlfriend since then, the whole thing made me lose trust in relationship. I practically learnt ALL the tricks ladies play in a long distance relationship. It's not worth it.

Today, she's married to the guy with a kid. And even while we were co-habiting, she was even cheating on me.. . I caught her countless times.

ewooooo!!! Jesus save me o!
the husband would be calling himself a married man too o.
may God have mercy on me.


but guy, you can't escape karma o, no matter how hard you run

MissSweet:
Ohh

awww...I waiter till I slept off lol. but you've done very well by replying at all. good morning. how're you doing?