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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ambassadors College, Ota Is Hiring Techies (Deadline December 1) by anochuko01(m): 2:00am On Nov 30, 2021
ILoveDemMANNA:


Mr Seun Osewa, kindly edit the bolded in red.
I guess it is an oversight.
Thank you.

If person make this kind mistake for interview or job assessment, just forget am. Them go say you no get eye for details.

God have mercy

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Crime / Re: IRT Busts Robbery Syndicate Between Niger Republic & Nigeria by anochuko01(m): 7:54am On Nov 29, 2021
MrOsiboye:
Turn this people into productive labour. Setup massive project fields and engage these people and see all these crimes substantially reduced

Do you mean like a sort of prison where they work on things?

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Politics / Re: 2 Police Officers Killed In Anambra, Their Bodies Burnt, One Still Missing by anochuko01(m): 1:55am On Nov 29, 2021
Sctests:


Your own land is the den of cultists, criminals and rapists.

You be f©©l aswear.
No be everything be tribalism. I'm from a neighboring state and I live less than 45mins drive to Ihiala. But that doesn't stop me from speaking the truth.

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Politics / Re: 2 Police Officers Killed In Anambra, Their Bodies Burnt, One Still Missing by anochuko01(m): 9:58pm On Nov 28, 2021
This Ihiala LGA is a den of criminals... Y'all would now understand why their elections was postponed.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Akwa Ibom Girls So Sexy? by anochuko01(m): 10:04am On Nov 28, 2021
Starz825:
One thing am very certain of is...they like to speak good English..I think they are good at that

I can attest to this!!!
Very good English, even their oldies!
Religion / Re: Bodmas Kemepadei Dumps Christianity For Egbesu Worship (Photo) by anochuko01(m): 7:32pm On Nov 27, 2021
If he was a member of any bible believing church, you'll imagine that they'll be gathered somewhere praying for him. But some other religion that I can't mention would be after beheading him

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie: It’s A Dangerous Thing To Build Up A Man Of Low Integrity by anochuko01(m): 5:40am On Nov 26, 2021
Wack quote
Phones / Re: Aside Hello, How Do You Pick Up A Call? by anochuko01(m): 3:33pm On Nov 25, 2021
Yellowww ��
Ogbeni!!!
Ogbeni How far?!!
Romance / Re: I Just Lost A Baby by anochuko01(m): 6:49am On Nov 25, 2021
Take heart bro...

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Romance / Re: I Just Lost A Baby by anochuko01(m): 6:48am On Nov 25, 2021
odinson1:

Why didn't the grace and mercy of God stop the miscarriage in the first place?

Why didn't your father use a condom when you were conceived 21 years ago?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Narrate What He Did To A Lady Who Refused Him Sex While On Vacation (Photos) by anochuko01(m): 6:23am On Nov 25, 2021
It's better he didn't touch her. That kinda girl would return and claim he raped her.

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Education / Re: Secondary School Students Attack Police Officers In Ogun State by anochuko01(m): 7:05pm On Nov 24, 2021
laughitall:
if the police had attacked the student na another thing una go Dey talk … stupid people .. most of y’all have no reasoning faculty

Don't mind those people who can't think logically. Everything na with their useless emotions

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Education / Re: Secondary School Students Attack Police Officers In Ogun State by anochuko01(m): 7:04pm On Nov 24, 2021
Gadafii:
NPF is the most corrupt force in the world, you know this.

Except ur papa no police and u dey try side with them, you know how nigerian police have been killing youths without causes, arresting them with no crime

I was on my way to felabration last time, police stop my Uber and demanded the three of us pay 50k each, simple because I have Google voice app on my phone, nothing else

If you're saying the whole police officers are corrupt, then you should have no problem when police calls every guy with dreads criminals

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Education / Re: Secondary School Students Attack Police Officers In Ogun State by anochuko01(m): 6:19pm On Nov 24, 2021
Gadafii:
I don't support the actions of the students but the police men deserve worse

What have those particular set of police men done to you? Y'all would later come to say police are profiling young guys when you're actually guilty of the same thing.

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Education / Re: Secondary School Students Attack Police Officers In Ogun State by anochuko01(m): 6:16pm On Nov 24, 2021
longetivity:
A welcome development grin

And you think this is funny?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Job: How My Name Was Replaced With Someone Who Lobbied & Paid Paid ₦7 Million by anochuko01(m): 3:24pm On Nov 24, 2021
TheN1:


A staff told u this? You're a liar. How much is the annual salary that people will pay N7m.
Only foolish and gullible people will believe this trash. If we're talking Shell or Mobil I go hear.
Renovate house and buy car in 6 months. Is it not that same agency wey my cousin be dey work? Their salary is just average, slightly better than Ministry. Most of their young ambitious staff are leaving. Overrated piece of crap.

How much does your cousin earn?
What's his qualification and posting?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Job: How My Name Was Replaced With Someone Who Lobbied & Paid Paid ₦7 Million by anochuko01(m): 3:23pm On Nov 24, 2021
Rochasstatue:
If someone has 7m, why lobby for a federal govt job?
It's either the writer is lying or plain stupid.

Were you there?
One could start a business with 7m and it'll crumble within 2 years, whereas the person who got this job would get his 7m in multiple folds, especially if that money includes getting him a juicy posting.
You don't have to insult him because you don't believe this figures.

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Health / Re: Stretch Marks On My Breast by anochuko01(m): 8:13am On Nov 24, 2021
Loreettaa:
So I've been having stretchmarks on my boobs, faint lines, that sometimes fade off. I'm fair skinned and when it shows, I fear other people can see it too.
What causes it?

I'm a slim guy with stretch marks but I don't even bloody care

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Food / Re: Which Of These Cereals Do You Prefer by anochuko01(m): 2:57pm On Nov 23, 2021
Quaker oats o!!
That thing dey hold belle unlike the rest

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Anna Tereshkova Strips Off In Snow To Encourage Toughness, She Gets Criticized by anochuko01(m): 7:55am On Nov 23, 2021
ILoveDemMANNA:

Hmmm....
A. K. I. K. A,
As Dem MANNA will say.


Modify :
But seems na true o,
On a -57 degree.
I just saw the video

You see why you need to confirm things before indirectly calling someone a liar? I personally see no reason why we have to doubt what people say, especially when it doesn't affect us in any way.

It's good you've returned to confirm it though.
Health / Re: Nursing Mum Discovers Methylated Spirit In A Vitamins Syrup She Bought In Imo by anochuko01(m): 2:21am On Nov 23, 2021
kay29000:


They might not be creative, but the good ones are quite hardworking. In fact, very hardworking. I use to do business in Alaba market for like ten years, so I worked closely with them. I respect their hardworking nature.
No doubt about that surely.
I just expected more from a town that prides itself as the Japan of Africa.

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Health / Re: Nursing Mum Discovers Methylated Spirit In A Vitamins Syrup She Bought In Imo by anochuko01(m): 7:07pm On Nov 22, 2021
I'm presently residing in the east, and I'm yet to see where their hype of being business gurus comes from. No uniqueness, no creativity. Just the usual manufacturing and importation of container to sell. We all know what Dora did before she died.

It's well

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Career / Re: What Is The Retirement Age Of An Air Hostess? by anochuko01(m): 5:41pm On Nov 22, 2021
Good question
Crime / Re: Agulu Youths Chase Mkpurummiri Out Of The Town by anochuko01(m): 5:13pm On Nov 22, 2021
Rugaria:
That's how it's done! Fire for fire!
This was the same way ritual killings were basically stopped and such killers chased away from igboland.
In few years time, the mkpûrû mmiri nonsense will be a thing of the past and everyone has played his part; churches, elders and youths alike.?
[s]Contrast this with happenings in the skull mining republic where folks are busy supporting evil while hiding offenders , just to make sure their tribal "image" is protected. Skull mining has become a pandemic as a result ..., Evil triumphs.
I hope everyone concerned will learn one or two from this..[/s]

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles: Serbian Mladen Krstajic Lined Up To Replace Gernot Rohr by anochuko01(m): 1:48pm On Nov 22, 2021
Some arindins are still fighting on who the real person is. Whichever one, he's not good enough!

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Fashion / Re: How Often Do You Wash Your Bra/boxers In A Week? by anochuko01(m): 9:57am On Nov 22, 2021
At most two days...
I keep and wash during weekends.

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Romance / Re: Seun This Is Why You MUST Make Siofra A Nairaland Mod by anochuko01(m): 7:18am On Nov 22, 2021
Aswear this is funny grin

If I be seun, I'll make you a mode and break your heart shortly after cheesy
Education / Re: Na Questions I No Fit Solve I Wan Dey Set: Usman Danfodio University Lecturer by anochuko01(m): 7:43am On Nov 20, 2021
Guontey:
They are actually pretty easy questions which just need the application of Kirchhoff's law

Ketchup you mean? tongue
Politics / Re: Gaya: INEC To Test Run Bimodal Voter Machine On Other Elections Before 2023 by anochuko01(m): 6:39am On Nov 19, 2021
verybadmouth:
Buhari no dey joke oooo.
And we say this man is not working. Which Nigeria past leader has ever proposed such in his regime?
Most of them rigging and manipulative politicians will be perturbed. Una sorry ooooo

Shut up Sir.

Jonathan made electoral reforms that even booted him out of Power, while this same buhari refused electoral reforms because his chances of re-election was thin. It's under this buhari inconclusive elections became a thing - a modernized way of rigging.

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Politics / Re: Your First And Second Choice For President In 2023 by anochuko01(m): 2:57pm On Nov 18, 2021
Realistically, Osibanjo is my first and second choice...

Osibanjo for presi
Zulum for vp

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Family / Re: Little Boy Attends To His Kid Sister While Their Mother Writes A Test (Video) by anochuko01(m): 2:12pm On Nov 18, 2021
I did this for my three sisters.
I grew up into responsibility... I didn't even enjoy my teenage years, but those years helped create strong bonds and love.
Romance / Re: The Moment U Tell A Typical Naija Girl U Like Her or to worsen it, u love her. by anochuko01(m): 12:16pm On Nov 17, 2021
Truvelisback:
4k for what? She no dey work?
I know?
If I wan give, I go give. But I don't give things to those who think they're "smart"

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