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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find A Job In Nigeria? by anochuko01(m): 1:26pm On Jan 10, 2020

Maj196:
You need to equip yourself with 21st century skills that are in demand

I swear!!!
You'll hear of a computer science graduate who doesn't even rank up to 50% in the simplest of programming language too be complaining of lack of jobs.
It's true that there are no much jobs to dash out, but employers aren't stupid either. They don't mind creating a never existing position just to accommodate a person with skill.

A friend who studied civil engineering just got internship at axa mansard. Guy hasn't even gone for nysc o.

You'll ask what concerns mansard with civil engineering graduate abi. Good! Data science, machine learning and artificial intelligence.

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Politics › Re: Amotekun: Northern Youths Kick, Call On President Buhari To Ban It by anochuko01(m): 12:13pm On Jan 10, 2020

sorom4:
Both are illegal and uncalled for. What we should demand for is State Police instead of all these proliferation of criminals in uniform.They will soon start collecting bribes like LASTMA, NPF, Army and other criminals in uniform by tagging all successful youth in the Western Region as Yahoo Boys

And state police won't do that? Lol. I can get you we'll see worse!

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Mob Fake Wizkid At Shoprite (video, Pics) by anochuko01(m): 11:14am On Jan 10, 2020

Bbb

Islam › Re: Guidelines On Shaking Hands With Non-mahram by anochuko01(m): 11:04am On Jan 10, 2020

Firstly, I'm a son of the most high God. I believe in the mystery of Christ's resurrection through which I'm saved and inherited eternal life.

Back to the topic.
I once dated a Muslim girl for two years. We had to separate due to this religion thing.
Many many years later, about a decade, we came across ourselves on the road and I stretched my hand to shake, only for mama (who was in a jeans trouser) to tell me that she doesn't shake. Well, I was still excited to see her sha.

Also attended a training with one guy too. That one will not shake ladies o, but na confirm woman wrapper lol. Always in their midst, doing their bidding at the slightest beckon.

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Travel › Re: Update On Awka Millennium City Project, Anambra State (photos) by anochuko01(m): 9:31am On Jan 10, 2020

nzeobi:
Tell Willie to pay retirees their gratuities and to stop travelling to the USA at any slightest provocation

Willie after seeing this post...
"Imagine this nonsense post!!! Hey you there, pack my luggage, we're leaving for USA by 12 noon."

Sports › Re: FG Prohibits Exclusivity Rights In Sports Broadcasting by anochuko01(m): 7:57am On Jan 10, 2020

Openbusiness:
Who cares! Nobody likes football

I know the type of balls you like tongue

Sports › Re: FG Prohibits Exclusivity Rights In Sports Broadcasting by anochuko01(m): 7:55am On Jan 10, 2020

Politics › Re: TUC Gives Govs 21-day Ultimatum On Minimum Wage by anochuko01(m): 7:18am On Jan 10, 2020

chinavs9ja:

Travel › Re: US-Iran Face-Off: Tougher Screening Awaits Nigerian Travellers by anochuko01(m): 7:16am On Jan 10, 2020

As long as anyone isn't provoked to cause mayhem, anything they like, let them do.
I only have business with ABC transport for now.

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Politics › Re: TUC Gives Govs 21-day Ultimatum On Minimum Wage by anochuko01(m): 7:11am On Jan 10, 2020

chinavs9ja:
V

For Virginia, USA.

Politics › Re: TUC Gives Govs 21-day Ultimatum On Minimum Wage by anochuko01(m): 7:08am On Jan 10, 2020

SEE BELOW

Good Morning grin

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Politics › Re: Ugwuanyi Appoints Rachael Okonkwo As Ambassador On Youth Development by anochuko01(m): 6:33am On Jan 10, 2020

She don blow with this job. And it's not my business if she gave him a Mouth Action

Romance › Re: My Ten Year Struggle With Sex Addiction Is Ruining me. by anochuko01(m): 9:54pm On Jan 09, 2020

ZombieTERROR:
Sex addiction kwa..

Just move to Lagos
The stress and hold up alone will reset your brain... It's a promise

Lmao!
Like Lagos island to Sango ota things.
Even prick would refuse to stand.

Seriously speaking, regular fasting is all you need. It kills the cravings of the flesh.

There's a connection between a full belly and a hard on. I learnt this myself, and all I do is to go a while without food.

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Politics › Re: Pressure Mounts On Apostle Suleman & Sheikh Gumi To Contest 2023 Presidency by anochuko01(m): 7:06pm On Jan 09, 2020

I'll rather move to Togo

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Romance › Re: Did I Push Him Away With My Attitude? by anochuko01(m): 6:44pm On Jan 09, 2020

Louisboy22:
my dear i don't believe that because I'm in a long distance relationship with my wife to be, this January 29th will make it four years and we are still going stronger and stronger

That's probably because the communication is mutual and not over bearing on one.
I was in a 2 years long distance relationship many years ago, and it still feels like one of the best things that ever happened to me.

Romance › Re: Did I Push Him Away With My Attitude? by anochuko01(m): 6:41pm On Jan 09, 2020

I'm presently faced with a girl like that...

My own problem is that if you don't feel like talking at the moment, then just tell me, rather than acting cold as though I'm being a burden to You.
And if I see in actually being a burden then I'll gladly pack my luggage.

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Crime › Re: Man Feeds His Daughter Faeces In Port Harcourt, Remanded In Prison by anochuko01(m): 3:39pm On Jan 09, 2020

Man or demon.
Don't release this thing to the society please.

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Education › Re: Thomas Goodness Shekwobyalo: JAMB Orders ABU To Offer Girl Medicine by anochuko01(m): 3:17pm On Jan 09, 2020

If this is true, then Great analysis from jamb and ABU...
She could have written to the school to seek clarity on why she wasn't granted admission rather than going online.

She simply have herself unworthy popularity.

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Celebrities › Re: I Am The Sexiest In The Whole Wide World – Teni Declares by anochuko01(m): 12:37pm On Jan 09, 2020

majamajic:
that's if it worth opening, never seen a lady that her body worth opening that never did

You dey mind that one?
If teni looked like tiwa, our eyes for don see tire. She doesn't look like a modest girl.
Na person like omotola we suppose credit for not exposing body.

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Sports › Re: Leicester City Set To Miss Wilfred Ndidi Until January Due To Surgery by anochuko01(m): 12:26pm On Jan 09, 2020

Koralords:
This guy is underrated cos he is Nigerian if he was British they would have overhyped him,he is the best central midfielder Alongside Fabinho of Liverpool

Mr, except you don't follow the EPL. Ndidi gets alot of praise in England.

Sports › Re: Leicester City Set To Miss Wilfred Ndidi Until January Due To Surgery by anochuko01(m): 12:22pm On Jan 09, 2020

Femich18:
They are second on the log majorly due to his brilliant display.

Hype man. Well-done Sir.

Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed At Living Faith Church, Udu, Delta State (Photos) by anochuko01(m): 10:33am On Jan 09, 2020

crazygod:
I'm not one for superstitions but if the church is built in a metropolitan area where there is no forest nearby or swamp, its possible for 'one woman to turn to snake' after prayers. No?

after theyve ended up playing, snapping with it!
And then may probably eat it too o.

Sports › Re: NFF Representatives Betrayed Asisat Oshoala At 2019 CAF Awards Voting by anochuko01(m): 9:48am On Jan 09, 2020

There must have been something wrong somewhere. I'll wait for those people to speak.

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Career › Re: N-Power Disengagement Of 200,000 Volunteers by anochuko01(m): 8:48am On Jan 09, 2020

They've simply finished NYSC 2.0

The wise ones amongst them would survive the aftermath though.

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Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu’s Camp Jolted By Bode George’s Presidency Bid by anochuko01(m): 8:48am On Jan 09, 2020

[quote author= post=85635559]Yaaaawwwwnnnn[/quote]The hunger must have hit it's peak then.

Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu’s Camp Jolted By Bode George’s Presidency Bid by anochuko01(m): 8:46am On Jan 09, 2020

[quote author= post=85635214]STARBOY we know.

STARBOY we stand with.

STARBOY we believe in to continue the good work that our darling daddy started alongside him in 2015.

Jagaban is only the Kingmaker!

Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.

We are on the right track.

God bless Nigeria.[/quote]Oga please don't compare starboy with your buhari abeg... It's an insult to osibanjo's intelligence

Crime › Re: Nare Prince Mphela, Transgender, Murdered In South Africa (Photo) by anochuko01(m): 7:35am On Jan 09, 2020

RIP to THEM....

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Travel › Re: Ukrainian Airliner Crashes Near Tehran, 180 People Suspected Dead by anochuko01(m): 8:17am On Jan 08, 2020

KingAzubuike:
Just watch how these kids will jump into conclusion saying Iran is responsible for the incidence. Boeing has been horrible at taking lives for some years now. It's high time these companies switch to better planes like Airbus, Textron and dassault.

You didn't mention INNOSON grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Airbase In Iraq Hit By Rockets by anochuko01(m): 4:35am On Jan 08, 2020

coninse:
Please pray for us o. I'm living in NY and I'm worried about what is to come. I have never felt the fear of war until now. Bad feeling!

I miss obodo Naija.

Better take the next God is Good bus

Sports › Re: 2019 CAF Awards: Osimhen & Chukwueze Lose Young Player Award To Achraf Hakimi by anochuko01(m): 10:26pm On Jan 07, 2020

Nigerians can hype anything, yet they'll say England dey hype players.

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