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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: “The Day My Ex Girlfriend Came To Me For Prayers" by anochuko01(m): 1:18pm On Mar 02, 2020
Eggshells:
Lol...who know you.
I'm referring to my daddy in the Lord.
Lemme be your E-Daddy tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: “The Day My Ex Girlfriend Came To Me For Prayers" by anochuko01(m): 11:29am On Mar 02, 2020
Eggshells:
Daddy daddy!!
Baby Baby,
See me here embarassed
Sports › Re: Paris, Tyson Fury's Wife Begs Him To Quit Boxing After Anthony Joshua Fight by anochuko01(m): 11:16am On Mar 02, 2020
bjprodint:
Oga,listen to your woman,we know best,lol...I think say ona talk say na poor people dey born plenty pikin.
It should be a law that rich people should born at least 6 children so that they'll be trained and add to the society. Poor people wey born more than 2 suppose serve one year jail term.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Would Have Been A Better Place If My Husband Did Not Die: Turai Musa Yar by anochuko01(m): 12:24pm On Mar 01, 2020
Vgg
Sports › Re: How Arsenal And Watford Trolled Liverpool After Stunning Defeat by anochuko01(m): 9:30am On Mar 01, 2020
21cents:
lol.. even Norwich at the bottom humbled Man City so what's your point??

Las Las this is football bruh, anything can happen.

BTW no one cares about the unbeaten run. the only thing arsenal fans are consoling themselves with. almost 20 years since they last lifted the EPL trophy and they're in for a much longer ride. they ain't seen nothing yet. they should enjoy the trolling for now while I lift the EPL trophy, shiny and chrome at the end of the season.
Don't live in denial.
The EPL isn't exciting this season due to poor performances of other teams.
The unbeaten would have been a bigger achievement than this EPL trophy.
This is the most unfortunate league triumph and last season was the most unfortunate runners up. I pity them though
Romance › Re: How Long Should Good Sex Last - Photo by anochuko01(m): 12:21pm On Feb 29, 2020
As you're led by the siprit
Politics › Re: Ban On Street Begging Forces Almajiri To Dumpsites In Kano by anochuko01(m): 11:37am On Feb 29, 2020
Arrewa:
keep energising yourselves with fake news... Every single alimjiri is being taking back to their parents
Which parent? I stay in Kano, and there are still almajiris on the road.... Not to talk of the ones who were seriously checking dump sites for what they could take.
Go from Kano pillars stadium down to the dump site after rochas foundation and see for yourself.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by anochuko01(m): 5:48am On Feb 29, 2020
I started dating khadijah after our waec and had to break up after two years. Breakup was mutual, we knew our religious differences would always be an issue.
I got salvation and she also became a very devoted Muslim.

We're still friends even after 9 years of breakup. I'll always love her. Our love was pure and very strong. We would have easily gotten married if not for the differences.

She's married now though and I'm super happy for her. But guess what? I haven't been in a relationship again since we broke up, even till now.
Family › Re: Lady Confronts Family Friend For Sleeping With Her Father by anochuko01(m): 1:32pm On Feb 27, 2020
Nairalanders, Happy Thursday!
In other words, Happy sex topics' day!

Emi a se pupo o!
Many Happy returns o!
Politics › Re: Governor Matawalle Forces Teachers To Eat Poor Meal Provided For Students by anochuko01(m): 12:46pm On Feb 27, 2020
tsephanyah:
We need this guy to decamp to APC... he is too good to be in PDP... Including tambuwal but we think is hard to get tambuwal to decamp. So we will try our best with mutawalle
Yet you're claiming to be a female.
APC with deceit and Lies.
Politics › Re: Mild Drama As Monguno, Kyari Meet In Aso Rock by anochuko01(m): 7:20am On Feb 27, 2020
Ggg
Music/Radio › Re: The Worst Lines Ever Used By Musicians In Songs by anochuko01(m): 10:59am On Feb 25, 2020
Eh Dumebi, kpananckfaibkirmllomoyen! Dumebi don go carry belle!
Travel › Re: Cameroonian Man Deported From Turkey, Wrapped In Cling Film As A Luggage by anochuko01(m): 9:32am On Feb 25, 2020
This is the real and perfect scenario that warrants the phrase "mad o!"
Family › Re: How Do You Handle Moms And Their Unending WhatsApp Broadcast? by anochuko01(m): 4:03pm On Feb 23, 2020
unfortunately i cant cry cry cry
sosospence:
You go fit block her?
Family › Re: How Do You Handle Moms And Their Unending WhatsApp Broadcast? by anochuko01(m): 3:19pm On Feb 23, 2020
Ginaz:
My mom doesn’t send instead she asks for funny videos and failure to do that would be met with numerous calls to your phone. grin
grin grin grin
I love you type of mom o!
Family › Re: How Do You Handle Moms And Their Unending WhatsApp Broadcast? by anochuko01(m): 3:14pm On Feb 23, 2020
Oh fvck!
I've been thinking of how to create this kinda thread!

My mom is the very religious type and also a police officer. So I get a double dose of religious and news broadcast!

Na only to block am remain.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by anochuko01(m): 4:53pm On Feb 22, 2020
Mike4S:
All these hungry non education graduates are the reason why some employers of labour are paying peanut to teachers. They will go and take the job hoping to use it as a stepping stone.
It is very rare to find an education degree certificate holder that knows his onions that is condescending to that low.
Even my after school lesson is equal to some amount some employers are quoting here. How can one survive with that amount
havent you seen your so called education graduates people working at the bankhuh
you cant blame anyone here oga....
thats what this country has turned everyone to!
Sports › Re: Messi: "Weird Things" Are Happening At Barcelona by anochuko01(m): 10:50am On Feb 21, 2020
BMC Catalonia chapter
Romance › Re: See What People Did To A Slay Queen Goat That Refused To Feed Her Baby. PHOTOS by anochuko01(m): 9:57pm On Feb 20, 2020
Ishilove:
I hate that silly phrase 'mad oh'. People just copy rubbish
mah oh angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pillowcases Full Of Snakes Keep Getting Dumped Outside A UK Fire Station (Pix) by anochuko01(m): 12:46am On Feb 20, 2020
Water snake orgy?
Issokay!
Romance › Re: Vigilante Member Caught Sleeping With His Colleague's Wife In Ogun State by anochuko01(m): 5:02pm On Feb 18, 2020
Marvieduke:
Definitely the wife was enjoying it ooooo
Are you the wife? How do you know?
Romance › Re: Russian Soldier Proposes To Girlfriend With 16 Tanks Forming Heart Shape by anochuko01(m): 9:46pm On Feb 17, 2020
Blu03:
I love guys in the military... That uniform embarassed
I guess i've been conditioned undecided

After all, my first and second bfs went off to NDA...


Last wants to grow up and make massive bombs.
I keep playing with fire...
i am a boys scout. do you mind? angry
Science/Technology › Re: Car-Sized Prehistoric South American Turtle Was Built For Battle by anochuko01(m): 3:55pm On Feb 15, 2020
yanabasee:
Very soon, they will discover a fossil of a gigantic human of 20-30ft tall that lived on earth 2billion years ago......
I won't be shocked.
The Bible records that giants once lived upon the face of the earth, and Methuselah lived almost a thousand years before died.
Many things we don't know
Romance › Re: Pantless Abby Zeus Opens Her Legs Wide To Celebrates Valentine's Day (+18photos) by anochuko01(m): 11:35pm On Feb 14, 2020
walk before me and be thou holy!

im out!
Celebrities › Re: Moet Abebe's Valentine's Day Photo Causes Stir Online by anochuko01(m): 10:27pm On Feb 14, 2020
ambulance carrying oshiomole has just been spotted
adedayoa2:
wow wow wow
Romance › Re: Here Is Nairaland CEO's (seun Osewa) 2005 Valentine Day Request!!! by anochuko01(m): 7:24am On Feb 14, 2020
i think he is close to getting that request
Romance › Re: See Tribe Where A Man's Manhood Must Be Tested By Bride's Family Before Marriage by anochuko01(m): 7:22am On Feb 14, 2020
chicogentil:
What if the aunt has 3 nieces??
then more grease to her elbow
Romance › Re: See Tribe Where A Man's Manhood Must Be Tested By Bride's Family Before Marriage by anochuko01(m): 7:22am On Feb 14, 2020
are you from uganda? undecided
HRHQueenPhil:
I don't think such fetish things are still practiced
Science/Technology › Re: 330-Million-Year-Old Shark's Head Fossilized In Kentucky Cave Found By Scientist by anochuko01(m): 3:52pm On Feb 13, 2020
Temple1288:
grin

Meanwhile Scientists from the Zoo called Nigeria are lined up in Winners Chapel screaming AMEN!
You're mad Sir!
grin
Health › Re: How Chinese Prevent Themselves And Their Pets From Catching Coronavirus(Pis) by anochuko01(m): 10:00am On Feb 13, 2020
simplepee:
Mad o.grin
That's the advantage of having a wife with moderate boobs angry
Health › Re: Coronavirus named ‘Covid-19’ - WHO announces (Video) by anochuko01(m): 7:24pm On Feb 11, 2020
kurupt007:
On this Convid-19 thing, there are two things involved; it's either that thing is a laboratory error or it was intentionally scientifically generated, if it's the first one then the journey is still far, but if it's the second, then there are two things involved; it's either the powers that be want to depopulate the entire globe (Thanos Style) acording to the New World Order or some Pharmaceutical company want to cash big when they release the vacinne to cure it which I strongly believe they already have. Either way, wahala dey!
the second one ehn. these people have zero empathy.
thats why we have to be very careful in nigeria. so many big names use this insurgency to cash out big time and would never want it to stop.
Politics › Re: Governor Emmanuel Udom’s Father’s Burial: Mysterious Rain Pulls Down Structure by anochuko01(m): 2:13pm On Feb 11, 2020
He didn't bribe the gods

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