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Which day your mama go follow you go USA for presentation?

Soyinka called them paparazzi presidency

Buzz me when you start writing on

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Churches in Europe lives on donations, missionaries came to Nigeria and established schools with donated money. The people donating are happy when their donations are being put to purposeful use. Even the peperson in charge of the money would agree to walk down to where the need was and fulfill it.

For naija, donations are not enough cos there are very few willing donors apart from politicians who are ready to part with the money to but some reputation, so the church start to force people with threats. When they have the money, they use I to expand the church building to accommodate money tithers, make Papa and Mama comfortable, build a school which no one will question how the school fees are utilized

Make winch follow am enter my house abi?

I hope we have saved the tweets in case tomorrow, Buhari collects his phone and decides to delete the tweets

cruzita:
its very possible because I have lots of male friends than female friends

Most of you girls shouting "I have more or prefer male friends than females" you may never know the torture we pass through every night when you leave, even when we have our gf.

Jaycool18:
and u too

If she doesnt want, bros I dey here

My dear, this has nothing to do with first Timothy, your husband can still provide for her when she is with her parent.

If we were to follow the scripture like that, then God was wrong to send Adam and Eve out of the garden because "they would say he stop providing for them".

We shouldnt be burdened because of Christianity rather it should bring happiness especially when you wholly apply the wisdom of God in it, not blindly following one verse or doctrine of man

it is possible but very torturous

Not a pleasant experience for any guy no matter how much and how long he smartly hide it

For voting and supporting the administration of Governor Udom Emmanuel, Akwa Ibom people have incurred the wrath of a chieftain of the All Progressives Congress Arc Otu Ita Toyo who has described them as stupid and foolish people.

Toyo made clear his opinion live during a radio interview programme ‘Team Nigeria’ hosted on a private radio station Planet FM in Uyo on Monday 20 June 2016.

Toyo who was asked by the interviewer Mr Aniekan Udosen if he could make it back on the programme in a few days, expressed his reluctance to feature on the programme again.

According to him, “Akwa Ibom people are stupid, they don’t know jack (anything), they cannot read, they can’t think and they can’t write.”

Toyo was quick to however attribute it to the state governor, by adding that the problem (of illiteracy)is traceable to leadership.

“The Akwa Ibom People they can’t read, they can’t read; they can’t write they can’t listen, they can’t learn they can’t do jack. And you know why? Leadership has been bleak”

The bank's primary duty is to keep your money safe and accessible and there are regulatory body to oversee that.

It is none of your business what the bank uses the money in its vaults to do, if there is any issue, before you even know it, the regulators will rain down on them

I need a pet not a brute

All kinds of wrong

Sexy means sexually appealing (in plain English - good for sex), that is what the church is promoting for single ladies

Issorait

Where is Prof Wole Soyinka, the paparazzi president is on duty

Dem carry juju go America? Obama should be worried

I think say America no dey fear everybody run, fire brigade carry truck enter.

Naija no fit carry last, see more pix http://www.kulgists.com/2016/06/americans-panic-as-ooni-of-ife-performs.html

Truly this man was sent to cause trouble in PDP

These men actually thought he would die, no wonder they are so happy

GasAndOilTheory:
What country ? What tribe ?

Asaba-based unemployed middle aged man

You better go and check, it seems the daughters set him up

5. When you forgot to take your malaria medicine

I didn't vote for him

How can I leave Goodluck and vote for Badluck

MalcoImX:
Fayose should've known that he's too small to intimidate Buhari. He'll soon eat ice cream like Metuh and FFK.

This moniker should be taken down, the posts here are a disgrace to the name MalcolmX

Must be my brother from the east.

There's a reason some site carries the TLD .gov, it is mainly not for profit. Apart from that, imagine a candidate logging in to apply and the next thing he sees beside the apply button is "Find Russian Girlfriend Today", I sure you will be the first to blast the Nigerian government

I hate Nigeria Police, too crude for the civilized world

Na so craze dey start.

Twin abi? Dem go begin do collabo soon

Sweet peppersoup, post pics of the fire where you dey roast am

Quoters association don even make the tribal post more pronounced even after it was hidden

Good, pls post pix of it one year later

Especially the ones that will be converted to household items by government officials

Jamboree continues

You can't really blame them, Akpabio promoted the lifestyle of politicians to a certain unsustainable level that they are still finding it difficult to adjust to reality. Some are still even saying that if Akpabio was around they will still be having more money to spend quite uninformed that the economic crunch is nationwide.

Out of the N4.8bn wage bills they keep shouting about, 70% of the amount is paid to political office holders including jumbo allowances and unnecessary apparatus of office.

Hmm

When I entered school, there was no post-anything, just get your cut off point and check your name on the admission list, if your name is not there you start doing runs for second list.

I have seen a school sending a score for a subject the candidate never sat for. The whole system has been compromised

Life4Varnity:
hold on. why killing for God ?

what kinda killing you talking about ?

but do you know that you cant fight for God ? God fight for himself i think.

your comment making me think another thing like BK.. i no talk say u b boko o but, i beg explain further bro maybe am not getting you right .

expalanation pls

Boko kill because they want you to believe, I don't care about what you believe, everybody different religion do God's will so if you are in the way of His purpose, you either step aside or be crushed by me