₦airaland Forum

Amakavula:
What sorta trash is this? Why do men insist on wasting their lives with some women? I have two brothers and I watch them like hawk, Godforbid they meet someone like her

PastorandMentor:
What are we even fighting for?
Money
Sex
Women
All that won't mean anything again when death calls.
Jesus save your children ooo
Vanity

seguntijan:
Busy body Kerosene state are asking this woman to come home ni Sha.

Dreal1247:
See how God singles out one for favor. It could be the only day she came that early to school. The Governor's unscheduled visit singled her out for favor. Today, she is already a celebrity.

Oshigun:
Nigerians are dying in thousands and that is not worthy of attention. A few Senators die and that is "calls for concern" to you. Of what use are these Senators for Nigerians to be concerned about their death or even existence?
Anyway, RIP to the dead man.

baliyubla:
https://www.newtelegraphng.com/just-in-plateau-senator-longjan-dies-in-turkish-hospital/

bong4:
Why do we just like this trend of someone doing one thing and the next is, "let him contest for Presidency"? Please, this is one of the reason the guy was voted for. When the time comes, he will do the right thing!

winkmart:
So it's not your right to have good roads? It's well

mrkings84:
How long is the roads and how many are they in the state?

Just asking!

winkmart:
God airpus with this poor mentality

yarimo:
This is the real Mr projects. APC governors and quality work are like 5 and 6

UstazAhmed:
Straight to hell fire. This is against the teachings of the Prophet Mohammed SAW. Allah is a just judge and the truth will surely come out someday

osuofia2:
Buhari is really in Sifia pains this week, he getting it hot hot from all part of the country, I pity Zombies sha, their work just got harder defending the dullard

Truthbites:
General Buhary blackmailed Jonathan with insecurity..yet his security is the worse in the history of all heads of state. General Buhary should go back to the military to train again.

Desire5000:
There was a country

President Goodluck Jonathan on Friday during a rally in Enugu said that the All Progressives Congress candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd), cannot remember his own mobile phone number.

Jonathan, whose unscripted address was mostly a response to previous statements made by Buhari, accused the APC presidential candidate of deceiving Nigerians by promising to revive the economy without explaining how he would achieve the feat.

The President wondered how Buhari would develop the country’s economy, a feat he could not achieve while he was in office as head of state between 1983 and 1985.

“Is it now that Buhari cannot even remember his own phone number that he can change the economy of the country.” Jonathan asked.

The Peoples Democratic Party presidential candidate said that although he did not like to “go personal during campaigns,” “sometimes circumstances demand that certain things must be said.”

Jonathan said that Buhari belonged to the medieval age, adding that he (the APC candidate) intended to run the Federal Government as a medieval king.

He said, “We cannot run the government as if we are in the medieval age; we cannot run a government where somebody said he would throw people into jail.

“You are not a medieval king – a medieval king can throw you into jail but we have to follow the rule of law because we cannot go back to the old days.”

Jonathan, however, read the speech made by Gen. Ibrahim Babangida (rtd.) after overthrowing Buhari’s regime through a military coup on August 27, 1985 to justify his claim that the APC candidate does not keep his promises.

http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-cant-remember-his-phone-number-jonathan/

Citytrend:
I have said it before and I will do say it again. It is not a healthy idea Living in a modern day run by accident mind.

Just take a trip off partisanship and ethnic interest and imagine what would've become of a company like Facebook if an ancient person were to be their CEO

I will hate to Vote for a man who cannot operate a common Smartphone let alone the Demands of a Modern Life.

It's all about the Future. Not the Noise on Social Media

naxclimpsey:
Nigeria go better

ScotMisile:
What's this one saying?

NiklauseFred:
Lol 'pre-cum' is potent enough to fertilize an egg to more of a full blown sperm.
My dear no matter how small it is, as long as you are potent and the girl in question is fertile then a BABY will need a name if you don't take the right precautions(pregnancy prevention)

OgunLaakaye:
That's why you don't pour all the Akamu inside.

He would have just poured little inside the Pvssy and rest on clitoris.

naxclimpsey:
And within you, are these systems still working or even in existence? The choice of leaders reflect the minds of electorate. We are who we choose. I hope you understand? How your side?

MAYOWAAK:
We now know the script behind the Okada ban. It has nothing to do with insecurity. It has absolutely nothing to do with the silly and irresponsible conspiracy theory about some fictitious Boko Haram planting their operatives in Lagos.

Come to think of it, why would Boko disrupt Lagos? How would the break up of Nigeria benefit Buhari, the chief patron of Boko? Is Buhari not busy rehabilitating his killer kinsmen? So who told you Boko is a security risk to Nigeria?

The script behind the Okada ban is the multi billion naira this transport sector is generating. The sector has remained virtually in the hands of the operators in the informal sector. The state is not making a dime from the multi billion generated monthly in this sector. The only department of the state making millions from this informal sector is that headed by the Agbero-general of the state- Dr MC Oluomo PhD. DSc (Agbero Escatology).

One tech disruptor saw the vast opportunity and decided to move in. That was the arrival of Gokada. They moved in by paying a few millions to the state. They got all the required license to operate and business started. Even the disruptor could not believe their luck when the millions started rolling in. They were like “Yeeparipa, aiye mi temi bami. Na money dey flow like this?” Even the Okada drivers working for Gokada could not believe their luck. One lady who was in tears when the ban was introduced claimed she was making N20k a day. That’s N100k in 5 days.

News of the billions they’re making started filtering into the corridors of power at Bourdillon. Sangodele, the Life-Governor of Lagos State and the Baba of all Lagosians, Oko iya won L’eko, summoned Pointius Pilate to an emergency meeting. According to sources at the meeting, he was like: “Pointius, Ode ni e. Ori e de ti daru. And if you continue like this, I will make sure I ambode you too.”

He continued, “right now you, Pointius, are the greatest threat to my Presidential ambition. I heard one Gokada man, a Chinco, is making billions under your nose, in my state, and you’re just looking like lookman...

...how am I supposed to replenish my Bullion Van?”

With a tone of finality, he said, “I want a big chunk of the billions to start rolling into my Alpha Beta conglomerate account.”

Pointius was escorted out. Our source said he was farting in the car throughout the long journey back to Alausa.

The rest as they say in Mandarin is history.

13ShadesOfMay:
Even with #OkadaKeke ban, most areas in Lagos are still in total traffic lockdown. My point is, LASG should have put in place an alternative for those affected by the ban... You can just wake up and put an end to the livelihood of ten of thousands of people... Regulation instead of total ban should have been adopted

RapistOnBail:

Keep trekking till you acquire sense from your Modern day slavery jobs.

naxclimpsey:
If people like you takes leadership role there will be problem In the system. It doesn't matter what he was doing in the day. Did you know this little kid might have used the whole day to hawk guguru or drinks? I am a serving Corp member and I can tell you a life story of a little kid we met at one of our sensitization. He was crying determined to go to school and make it in life. I know within me that this little boy is going places if urgent can locate him. But here I am earning what only sustain me per month. May helper locate us all.

Ausrichie:
Are you not seeing her clothes. She was obviously occupied, maybe hawking and since there is no light at home she had no choice but to do her assignment there, why is she even out at that time of the night?

Treasure17:
Your assumption is faulty. How many of this scenario have you seen??

Kinterez:
Normal Level na.. He is an SUG Presido for God sake..Did they caught him with fire arms and charms? Ordinary Regalia una dey use find story..Haven't u seen pirate Regalia and gatherings.. All I see here is back stabbing..