₦airaland Forum

juliuscapps:
Goodluck to us!

Yea, I wish you goodluck bro, even though I was indifferent whilst applying for it... Have you filled your guarantor's form?

juliuscapps:
I just got a mail now from PSC for the post of ASP! Goodluck to others as you await yours

Also got mine... same Anambra but will be having mine on 10th June

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BossKratos:





After this 1 sef go stand up when school leavers dey yarn!


Bloody otondo!

You, my brother, are the bigger Otondo for missing the sarcasm therein in the comment

Uchemelvin2004:
I'm currently serving so i'll talk about my 1st day @ my PPA, I introduced myself to the other corp members and quickly went into the class, as the only science orientated corp member in the school I had to teach both Physics and Chemistry and @ 1st I taught it'll be a big challenge (due to my fear of Chemistry in school) but it was actually very smooth, the school curriculum and the textbook(essential chemistry) made it really easy, though the students are not the sharpest but the few bright ones amongst them quickly showed themselves by answering all the questions I threw their way. All in all it was a brilliant experience and I also learnt a lot too. PS: I'm serving @ Community high school Ohunbe in Yewa North LGA Ogun state( very close to the border with Republic of Benin).

Na for the border you see this your timberland shoe buy?

MIKOLOWISKA:
is it there hungry governor's looting left right centre. Obj said anybody can collect licence and build but refused to allow Lagos under fashola to do so cos they were opposition

Was Fashola a governor when Obj was in power...? Agent of misinformation

fineyemi:
C'mon haven't u heard of ITF ( Industrial Training Fund) I plan to work there after my degree and masters. My dad works there though

Bros I've heard of it oo, I've got a degree already. If your dad can help me get in there I'd be grateful

mikkyjay:
Isn't it funny that people still doubt they can make it through network marketing, even though there are proofs all around them,
It's true that some mlm companies make people slave for them, but there are some that make network marketing easier like the one I'm in.
Check my signature or call for more explanation on how it works.

unfortunately no one is interested. Oya wah here!

stanliwise:
stop quoting bill gate out of context, Network marketing and multi level-marketing are not the same.
From the way you speak u speak, u seem to be one of the GLND marketers.

Bro he doesn't seem to be, he clearly is one of them... One characteristic feature of these marketers is their sweet tongue that is replete with lies

Penisinpenisout:
Saw an ad poster saying make 100,000 naira a day, then i jumped on it
Called the number on the ad and they said i should come for the interview (to see which position i fit in)

It was at another state, so i travelled there well dressed and prepared for the interview
When i got there i was shocked to the bones when they asked me to pay 180,000 to register (like i would even show up if i could cough out that kind of money on the spot)
And also get 5people to reg under me (who do i know that can afford that amount money?)
And those five people must get 5people each to register under them (jesu christi) before i even get to level one
And the cycle continues. I had used my last cash to go there
The dude kept telling me about mark zuckerberg and how he makes money off our time while I just sat there thinking of all the possible ways to end my life.

Network Marketing, Never again.

Lol...dude you no go kii me with laugh oo

Junior66:
No need to apply. The slots have already been filled. 1 slot for each first class chief in Nigeria, 5 slots for each minister, 2 slots per senator, 5 per Governor, 4 per APC chieftain, 3 for Directors and Permanent secs in related ministries etc etc. No space for us ordinary citizens. May God help us.
Meanwhile Sai Baba has not said anything about the illegal recruitments going on under his watch. CBN, NSCDC, NIS, FIRS etc have been recruiting but Baba gaskiya neva talk. Fulani wan finish us for our own lands but Baba integrity neva talk. I hope he is not sleeping.

At the end of the day when the recruitment process starts you'll still apply after having deceived others into believing they stand no chance on merit... Stop the hypocrisy already!

lonelydora:
I keep wondering why people say fabric is better. My car leather has remained the same close to 4 years now since I bought the car. I will post a picture of my car interior by morning.

My brother, leather is the real deal.

Oga plenty morning don pass since you give us hope of seeing your interior. Na 2016 we dey now... kilode

mark3009:
Oh I meant 3 episodes not seasons.

ok cos fear catch me, I cum even dey think say maybe you're related to Lai Mohammed

mark3009:
Bro that has not been my experience with the 1.5g plan. I can check my balance and i have even downloaded 3 seasons of game of thrones and i still have some mb.

3 seasons or 3 episodes, which one?

myrax7:
nigerians like awoof but ignore the details behind d awoof..

glo bumpa is a scam..

let's calculate

u load 100 and get N 300 den make calls at 50k per sec.

300 X 100 K = 30000 k
3000 k ÷ 50 k = 600
600 ÷ 60 sec = 10 min of call for N 300 ...

ahah ahhhhh. .

switch to glo G bam if u truly want cheap calls

11 k per sec..
no bonus.

100 = 10000 k
1000 k ÷ 11 k = 909.090
909.090 ÷ 60k = 15 Min .


I hope I have been able to convince u and not confuse u.

Have you considered someone who's just using the line solely for browsing purposes, and after he/she must have recharged and subscribed will proceed to make calls with the resultant bonus which ordinarily (s)he wouldn't have received if the person were to be on another plan? So it's actually a win-win situation for them despite the exorbitant call rate. For example; Say, you recharged 1k worth of airtime, and you received 2k worth of bonus; you subscribe for data with the 1k and proceed with making calls to any network (I repeat to ANY NETWORK) at whatever rate they feel like charging...What could be a smarter choice

Some peeps are smarter than that your mathematical analysis afterall!

myrax7:
spoke to yur babe for 20 minute and they removed 500 naira?
guy if no b international call den u r sleeping on a moving bicycle..
I use 200 naira for 28 minutes calll ooooo

I think he's talking about the bonus money he got having recharged and subscribed with the main money... It's a win-win situation for him no matter what was deducted

tylerbraid:
Glo's slow network is because of those tweaking blackberry bis to use on Andriod. i.e earning little (income), giving out with big (data) caps; as a result of this, there isn't enough to pay the general ISP which in return would hamper there service delivery to those even buying the original plans. To the tweakers, I'm sure you noticed that In as much as u tweak mtn, u still browse fast, because they pay for the deficit u inflict upon them while glo doesn't. Glo uses yur subscription money to pay the isp... Until the tweak is blocked on Glo before we enjoy the usually fast network again. I wonder why its taking them long to find a solution to this.

Ogbeni dat one na your headache... go help dem find the solution la

loomer:
Best value

Bros which plan is this?

ISpiksDaTroof:
I don't blame you for the ignorance you're exhibiting. I will only assume that because electricity is hard to come by, Internet connection is substandard, and the price exorbitant, is why you never saw President Buhari say on CNN that the act of gathering evidence is tedious and the Prosecution wants to have a watertight case so that those who stole your Commonwealth dry and denied you proper education are successfully convicted.

Lol... this is wickedness

Albert0011:
Who get time 2 dey waste my hard earned money dey buy data plan...still rocking my mtn opera siphon cheat,mehn free browsing dey sweet.

You come dey tell us, if dem ask you how dem dey do am you no go gree talk...swerve abegi!

EdDave:
Add N500 to the 1k and you will get Airtel 3GB. And for all devices too.

And at the end of the day the purported 3GB data wouldn't even be up to 1.5GB in reality... So who truly lost?

JonSnow:
Do you think its akara they are selling? Are you sure you're okay?

I think you're the one that's not normal

JOYOSITA:
U make up to look more attractive while u make over to improve ur appearance. Clap for me now.

Nne this is more obfuscating than the former statement. Aren't makeups supposed to improve one's appearance too? I'll clap even harder than you'd wished if you clarify further.
Ten Q!

JOYOSITA:
Even her make up n make over no still make her fine pass sef

Biko Ada nne iwe ewekwana gi, what is the difference between makeup and makeover?

CorneliusSulla8:
make una softly dey lie.
na M5 I dey use o giving people unrealistic expectation no good.
the M5 battery is great but not 2% drop in battery life after a streaming a full football match.

That guy can actually lie for Africa... streaming a live football match for 90 mins and only lost 2%... I've seen a nairalander who will represent Africa in a continental lying competition

PhockPhockMan:
Which of the two wrongs is more wrong, killing human beings or killing cows?

But unfortunately those pics were never taken in Nigeria, one happened in India and the other in Ethiopia, and both events took place more than five years ago.

PaulKillerman:
I don't know what you all are typing, just trash, that guy was just irresponsible, the issue here wasn't him not just having a job. It was him , not even willing to get any, wanting to live way larger than his means, and indebting his family without due recourse to them, he wasn't just willing to become a responsible man, that was the bode of contention, and try are only few things in life worse than such men... A man's wife could be well to do than him financially, butbsuch a man should be willing to go out hustle, live a life within his means , and contribute to the family too, not indebting them..
Tiwa has a nice heart, and really deserve a better man, that rascal was never her type.. I have nerver been okay with that marriage, good enough it has ended...

Tiwa you need a man like me... I'm all you need in a man, we shall definitely unite...

Joseph...






























The Dreamer

HornyTiwa:
The man made a mistake by becoming jobless.

Babe I love this your 'can'... where can I get something similar?

abujasingles:
Nigerians can be wicked online.

Nigerians no get joy at all. No just eff up as a celebrity else your own don be. Person fit even commit suicide just cos of these. Chai!

MARKone:
Same same, Party prostitution. If APGA enter power 2mrw, you will see all of them carrying chicken up and down.

lol...live or frozen one

Lilimax:
All these political akwuna-akwuna sef

kedukwa nke bu 'political akwuna-akwuna'? Lol