₦airaland Forum

manny4life:
Please leave her, she is a confused internet troll; I guese her and Eko-Ile are competing for the same title, SMH

At least Eko-Ile knows what he is talking about. Ileke-idi is a disgrace to us all.

I doubt she ever lived in Africa, let alone Nigeria.

She once thought Aare Ona kakanfos were the same as Obas. She is just an embarrassment.

Seun should create a section for lost Diasporans. Ileke would feel right at home, with others (Kobojunkie, Katsumoto, SEFAGO , Sagamite etc),

Gbawe:
My brother, dont blame him. Him and Beaf/faeb/udeyvex,  both suffer from the condition Dissociative identity disorder:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder

Dissociative Identity Disorder (formerly Multiple Personality Disorder) is characterized by the presence of two or more distinct identities or personality states [size=18pt]that recurrently take control of the individual's behavior accompanied by an inability to recall important personal information that is too extensive to be explained by ordinary forgetfulness[/size]. It is a disorder characterized by identity fragmentation rather than a proliferation of separate personalities.


That is directly from the DSM IV.  I am not surprised by your dishonesty though, you are just like other NL pseudo-intellectuals, when deliberately misconstrued facts do not give you exactly what you want, you just make things up citing discredited sources to bolster your skewed POV.


You should be ashamed of yourself, Gbawe. You should be. I may not have more than secondary school education, or lived close to Oxford university like you, the truth is I am more credible than you. And, that my friend is the most important thing. Character! Character! Character!

Beaf:
Thanks bro.

Is the bolded a death threat?
Thats the painfully decrepete level of low arsewipes like you.

Arent you the same celebrated Nl'er who attended Olashore for his secondary school education?

All you so called NL intellectuals, you cant even justify the stolen money spent on educating you. No wonder Nigeria is where it is today, backward and under-developed. We spend too much money on entitled r/e/t/a/r/d/s

Like Beaf, like Gbawe, NL "intellectuals" of NO repute

alj_harem:
why not post to oppose his post

why insult   are you out of ideas now

There is nothing to oppose. Gbawe is a deluded, confused, nepotic, despotic, paranoid, wobbling, intellectually empty, pretentious, cretinious, morally bankrupt, devious, lying , unashamed, wandering gazelle.

Gani Adams that cant even speak a single flawless sentence is now a newsmaker?


Hmmmm, NLers i hail theeeeee ooooooooooo


Gani Adams doesnt even know what SNC stands for is calling amalgamation a mistake?


Me thinks, Gani Adama, the reporter and all those doggone diasporan Nigerians on these thread are high on cow shyyt.

Stupidddd people you all are.

Gbawe:
"Leaner Government not possible"? Is this clueless man serious?  In a day and age when the wealthiest Nations are cutting cost the leader of a very poor nation , running one of the most unproductively expensive democracy on earth, is saying he is powerless to reduce waste and profligacy !!!! Is this the "reform" 'tools' like you promised we would see from GEJ?

Making a blanket statement is not the best way to debate, you'd think someone like you would know better. You probably skipped that class at Oxford. You need to back your statements up with fact and provable links. Which govts are cutting back on cost of governance and when you talk about profligacy, could you be so kind as to explain exactly what you mean?

Which department, special adviser or ministry is useless or excess to need in GEJ's cabinet. Now compare that to Fashola's. It is only fair that you do due dilligence before opening your mouth to castigate.

And, since you are a "progressive" and one of the few and highly esteemed NL pseudo-intellectuals, could you please put the whole "I am powerless to reduce waste and profligacy" statement attributed GEJ into context for us? quoting someone out of context isnt necessarily what progressives in developed worlds are known for. They seek to balance and in that regards you have failed woefully.

how about the crazy decision that the home of corruption (NNPC) must turn around our refineries witht 2 years? Do you think that decision was made in the best interest of Nigeria or in the interest of the AGIP backers of GEJ? I hope even you , shameless apologists of GEJ that you are , will not even attempt to defend this crazy directive.

Benjamin Franklin once said, any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do. It is easy to criticise, but doing it fairly is harder. Why not go ahead and tell us why exactly the directive is wrong and what the better alternative is. Anyway, I am not surprised, with your post, you are right home with other NL pseudo-intellectuals; 90% the time you can say they interpreted important facts wrongly. But, more often than not, they just make things up from thin air.

What say you on the creation of more Ministries many analysts agree is borne out of the need to accommodate the the huge number of AGIP buddies GEJ is trying to cater for ?

Which misistries and who are the so called analysts of yours? Hope you are not confusing newspaper columnists with well grounded and well educated analysts. You should know better, Mr. I am from Oxford, but I can't spell right.

What about the deceitful tenure elongation bill , in reality the least of our pressing issues, that GEJ and the PDP never mentioned in any pre-election manifesto?

Again another lie. What tenure elongation bill? Are you sure you comprehend what you read? Arent you the same guy that supposedly went to Oxford? or lived on Oxford street?

My friend , the likes of GEJ can have 20 years and he will still only take Nigeria backwards because he is weak, mediocre and an "impotent stooge" being controlled easily by the owners of Nigeria.

Everyone is controlled by someone. Jesus by God, Obama by the democratic party, Seun Osewa by his mother even at his age, Fashola by Tinubu, Amosun by Osoba, Tinubu et all, Aregbesola is controlled from Lagos. So what is new?

WHen they say weak, what are we talking about?


His dyyyyck?


Why does David West care about another man's dyyyck?

Chintua:
Run Fowwest, RRRRRRRRUN!!!
Na Naija man work be dat o!
My sistah, thank God for your life.

Did not know she was married to a Yoruba man o.
Lagos bobo for that matter, with all the LAGIDI(AGIDI) civilization.
Just wondering if wife-beating is the only legacy his father left him. . .that is:
If he ever had a father to teach him right.
He must have leant that from his father for sure.

God bless Blazay

Always saying it like it is

Me too, I hate Lagos people with their lasgidi (agidi) civilization

Up agenebode pooosie

Blazay, can you back it up a lil more.

Jimmy Boy:
Abeg flogging is essential part of training,shebi dem flog all of us and if we are honest we will agree that it helped us turn out well. However, I don't believe in flogging in academics, if a child is not understanding then teacher is not creative enough. Secondly, parents are facing more economic challenges these days, these frustrations should not be vented on innocent children.Flogging should be reserved for moral issues only.

Obviously, you didnt do well academically.


School must have been hard for you. What do you do now?

Alaru in oyingbo?

REALITY101:
The fact that she went ahead and slam the lecturer is a 101% reason to dump her slow asss because that situation could have prevented in so many ways. . I don't date slow girls. . . @ so you cheated on me with a mare lecture with a wrinkle pen1s?

Just like your akata father.


Mere, nor mare! Ode akata oshi!

donspony:
I'd pick Gino

[flash=300,300]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32BLnQs6Yoo[/flash]

Very low quality video, cheeesy lines, too many cliches, but mad potential.


Grade: D-

^^^

DId she say that

Free her jo, look at her profile pic, best poooosie ever!

You don't have to tell her, just marry a younger wife who cooks well to help her.

Blazay, I love your profile picture

I love it

Me too I like that style

I love it

Always good to hit the center of gravity from that angle

Blazay, when can we get together please?


Please Blazay

Chintua:
Wetin Naija porson dey do for Norway?
May her soul rest in peace.
Kai! Anything for greener pastures outside Nigeria.
E go beta one day.

You be correct person Blazay!.

I love you, I no go lie

She is fat too.

Better a fat person than a thin person.

May her so RIP.

Then I will be forced to sleep with the lecturer's wife, BY ANYMEANS POSSIBLE

It is only fair.

Is the husband delivering the baby?

Of course if he is the one delivering the baby, he HAS TO BE THERE.

Otherwise, i dont see why I would leave my work to just observe what I can easily watch on Youtube, minus the screaming( with YT, you can turn the volume down) and the slimy gore, ODOUR and the splashing blood.

The odour can kill guys and ALL POOOOSHIES SMELL.

apache77:
There are new uses of language everyday mumu, and to even patronize you, lets even assume i used the word out of context, is that all you have to lay your hands on? Does that subtract from your own jaundiced view and bias? Go get a life, and yes I know you- you went to bad schools and had terrible teachers. Go back to school and learn, and while doing that, also try to boost your IQ.

Learn what?

How to use indigent appropriately?

^^^

apache77:
[b]It means people who are indigenes of Great Britain, and just in case you don;[/b]t know-it is the largest of europe's islands consisting of England, scotland, Northern Ireland and wales. When you dont know- ask, dont come and start sounding off.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/indigent
http://www.onelook.com/?w=indigent&ls=a
http://www.onelook.com/?w=indigent&ls=a


PS: ati kofa n le, ifa ti n se

Abeg comot for road jo.

Next time, keep your pretensions about intellectualism to yourself; don’t come hastily here to start blabbing- that is ugly self promotion, typical of upstarts. It’s nobody’s fault if you have a bad accent (only God or you, knows what that means anyway) and feel slighted by Ajuri, but even if your diction is bogged down by a heavy mother tongue transfer or received pronunciation, slandering a system just because it accommodates a qualified man based on ethnicity is just outright ungracious.

Where did you get all that from? Do I know you?

apache77:
This Antitpiah is a mor0n, people like you have a complex that borders on inferiority.  You are just empty- or how does being half white equate to having a better or superior grasp of language? Do you know how many white people that cannot even speak English? You are just a big fool. And his (Ajuri) being white means he can speak or write English better than a Nigerian? Better than Chimamanda? This guy your brain must be in your arse. Chimamanda is not even a native speaker of the English language- it is just a second tongue (she schooled in UNN if an ignoramus like you does not know anyway), but she has a better grasp of language than many English or British folks- and when I say English or Brittish, I mean [size=18pt][b]indigent Britons.[/size]

Your type make me puke.
[/b]

What does that mean sir? Mr. I speak oyinbo pass oyinbo people

amblors:
^^^ that is a fine school.

Not better than a satte secondary school in the south-west!

Trust me, you dont want to send your kids there.

tpia@:
those were interesting and chaotic times i must say.

Were you in Nigeria then? I cant remember that time being chaotic at all, flawless transition is what I can recollect, and I have photographic memory.


Tpiah, why do you like to lie like this. Is this what they teach you in "suegbe union"

Akanbi_edu:
Looks like you people go through an "abusive school" before joining NL. Is that seriously the only way you can communicate?

I know of no other way to talk to dead-beat ediots!

Akanbi_edu:
You mean its better economy that makes them accept outsiders? even in elective posts

Are you daft? IS this thread about elective posts?


Abi oloshi ni e ni?

^^^

Are you comparing western economies to Nigeria's?

Best thread ever.

Lesson of the day: Why work, when the govt can print ?


Lazy girl OP. I see high-way robbery in your future, if you continue to think like this.

its ik:
@poster

it is possible to train a child without the cane. i agree  and am going to do dat to my own kids when i have them. but wont forget our own days, where we were flogged for every mistake you make.
we ought to remember this, that if you keep flogging a child to correct him and make him respect you. that child will grow up with that fear of the cane.then when he grows that u cant beat or flog him or her anylonger, the respect will not be there cos u have tought him how to fear the cane other than respecting u.
in essence, if a child makes mistakes, dont beat him always. learn to talk to him or her in that way they learn and love you too, but if u always beat them up they learn to fear you wiht out learning wat actually u want them to know about their wrong. wen they grow and the fear is no more , i bet u, u can control him or her. cos u instilled fear not discipline and correction.


thats my own opinion

That is exactly how MC Oluomo was brought up. Hopefully, your child turns out exactly like MC Oluomo.

Jarus:
Fastest. Thınk Unılorın

Used to be?

Not anymore. The stability enjoyed under Professor S. Oba Abdulraheem hasnt been replicated by other VCs.

vacancy2:
There are even private schools that beat children at least I know of [size=18pt]Chrisland[/size] and K.Kotun. Totally unnecessary and barbaric in my opinion. You don;t beat knowledge into a child. You nurture.

What?

They beat people at Chrisland? No wonder some people on NL behave like goats.

I did not mention anyone's name ooooooooooo.

Sup Sagamite?

Spare the rod, spoil the child

Beat the child, I say.

If possible, 'give am some blow,' if there is no cane or koboko nearby.


Or you can do like my friend's mother, when they offend you, do nothing until they are asleep. Wake them up in the middle of the night and give them the "shock and awe" treatment, with their body already soaked in water and their hands and legs tied together.

Trust me, your children will end up exactly they way you wanted.

Whats NDU?

Desola:
Glad to know work has commenced.

Thanks for your response Ekoile and for your input, Lukkie.

Desola baby, how old are you?

Sup baby girl?