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megastu: @antitpiah,

Na God go punish you for that stupid comment on that kid. If you are human and not a robot behind computer.





You go find pikin tire, mark my word. You do not know what the bible says about little kids. Agbaya like you. Yeye.

I say amen to that. My plan is to use my sperm for money ritual and so therefore me no plan to have any kids.

aryzgreat: mission impossible! NURTW=ACN almajiri foot sldiers! Tinubu will impeach somebody!

Gbabeski. Some body is about to get an ass whooping. I hope they make it public, no more boardroom, under the table ass whooping. Lets make it, Bucknor: Tinubu part II

Eziachi: You would be lucky, if you have half of my dumb brain. Trust me. You were the person asking me the last time I went to an orphanage and I told you but no further response from you regarding the answer to your grave questioning.

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You seem to be in good mood and willing to answer every question thrown at you? Here is mine, when was the last time you 'Knackered' madam Eziachi?

He said drivers and conductors in Lagos will be required to wear uniform, adding that this is meant to improve the safety of lives and property within the state.
“Government will soon commence the re-registration of motor parks across the state. The situation where people just park vehicles in some areas and converting them to motor parks is now illegal,” Opeifa noted.

uniform ko, prison attire ni. Why stop at uniform, he should just go ahead and regulate every aspect of their lives, including their private lives.

Fashola and his military mentality. Can someone tell him we are in a democracy, please.

Joke of the century!

Who are they fooling? This Fashola must think every Lagosian is stupiddd

I am not happy about this iftar thing.

strangest: Same thing my teacher told me that I won't amount to shit, guess what I ve counted my first million and the last time I saw the teacher I gave him a ride too.. You be God?

I am that your teacher who told you you wont amount to shyt, you know what, I still maintain my stance: you wont amount to shyt. The money you have, you will eventually lose everything and end up a pauper. Lets bet it?

dridowu: u bad o, how u go dy think ds kain rubbish, may b u dy sleep wen typing. FEAR GOD OOO

you mean the other way round?

Look at the girl for instance . . . Isnt she fat? There is Obesity in her future somewhere and maybe diabetes, which of course will lead to amputation of her extremities. She may not enact her poor prognosis as exactly as i have stated; however, there is no denying the fact that she is not a miss universe material. . . not now, not in the future, and no amount of plastic surgery can change that.

Calling a spade a spade, there is nothing cute about those kids.

Who is hiding katsumoto's posts?

Please unhide ASAP. I have yet to see what he posted.

^^^

Ovularia: "It is only proper for us to note that the black man all over the world has passed through several challenges from slavery, colonialism and apartheid in South Africa. Even for those of us still living in the continent of Africa,[size=18pt] we are so partitioned and bulkanised without our interest[/size] and in some cases people of the same culture are placed in two, three different countries. That is even still a challenge to us today which is why we are still struggling to govern our states in Africa,” the president said.

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/56097-dump-slave-mentality-jonathan-tells-t-t-nationals.html

When a reporter writes that shoddily . . . such a reporter isnt worth his salt.

It is Ashiwaju's newspaper, what will they not write to discredit the poor thing.

tpia@:
actually, some (not all however) of these guys can afford it, but good luck getting them to shell out the dough.

Tpia, I spend more than that on my escorts every weekend. What is $500:00?

daywatcher: the gap between African and western leaders is too immense to compare

And you drew this your 'immense' conclusion from the picture above? An ordinary westerner would most likely have thought nothing of the picture above . . . I guess the gap in thinking and ability to critically analyze issues between African and Western citizens is too immense to compare

Okija_juju: Na wah o!!

Una like quarrel for this country.. So make Presido dey ride bicycle just so that e go be like say ehn dey suffer!! Na Wah o!!

I dont know why we should do everything like the White man . . . We dress like thme, eat their tasteless food, and now some people here on NL want GEJ to start acting like the UK PM. Black man and their colonial mentality.

OAM4J: Interesting!

No battalion of Soldiers, Police and SSS surrounding him.

Dont believe everything you see. Common people like you are only meant to see a couple of secretly armed police which may not be obvious from the photograph above because of the angle from which the pix was taken. There are no doubts that there are armed MI5 agents, armed plain clothes officers, armed bodyguards and maybe a few James Bonds all nearby and mixed in with the crowd, in the train, and on the ground, stationed at all his stops; they are all trained to notice potential threats and counter them before they become real threats, and they are all trained to blend into the background and not be noticed. Just try grabbing the prime minister and see how far you get. If you look closely enough, the passengers around him were carefully selected and werent too close to him. Again, dont let Oyinbo fool you.

Ileke-IdI:
So dating = sexing ?

No, dating is an investment; on the same scale as buying Apple shares

Ode oshi!

Grown a/s/s/ man stalking another grown a/s/s man. . . And to think this grown a^s^s man has a child? One wonders what kind of role model he is to his children.

Anywhere you see Beaf, you see them fumbling and falling head over heels to formulate a disjointed response; like a teenage girl seeing a dyck for the first time. I guess, Beaf's dyck must be something to die for for these shameless goons or how else can one describe @Pataoshi's obsession with Beaf's dyck. SMH

Jarus: Shakes my head for the stupid stalker that couldn't meet Ife's admission requirements and still ruing it many years after.

I did get in on merit. . . I just didnt stay

WS was a lecturer in Ife when he won his Nobel prize. No?

The Nobel was for the works he did prior to joining the faculty at Ife. So, again, Ife is yet to produce a NL. My argument still stands; UI = Barcelona. And you my friend would not have got into UI with your circa 240 UME score, very mediocre in the pantheon of great scores like mine . And, BTW, I did way better than you on the UME, with less resources, tougher subject combination, and ~-3 age difference.

Olodo stalker that even traced me to FB. I don't have anything to prove to you, actually.

rofl. Jarus calling me Olodo. I didnt even stalk you on Myspace and Twitter. I just happened to come across your name while rummaging through the friend-lists of a couple of Pre-K friends . . . and I thought it would be nice to mess with you a lil. And I will continue to mess with you until you start justifying your 'First Class' . I really doubt you can justify it though, you really cant give what you aint got. Prove me wrong Alhaji.

muffins99: You're quite right... and the problem occurs when his budget and yours do not match cos you know how Nijas like one-upmanship and showing off even when we can't afford it!

You think Naijas like to one-up each other? Wait till you see our slave masters try to outdo each other . . .

ddippset: if he takes you to a five star restaurant , he prolly take you to a five star hotel afterwards.

Maybe a super 8. Super 8 beats 5 star anyday anytime


PS: Who needs a five star restaurant when you can go here: www.backpage.com.

tpia@:
if i had the money (i dont), i could visit those kinds of restaurants once in a while sha. Doesnt matter if its alone or with someone.

if you watch the food channel on tv, its obvious many of these chefs put a lot of effort and thought into preparing the dishes.

though some of the tastes are acquired ones however.

Tpia, we dont care about your inner thoughts and rumination. Please keep them to yourself. They are ugly, disgusting and widely tangential to the topic on this thread.

This thread is about Ileke and her fantasies. If we wanted to entertain your ramblings, we will let you know. Cant you be selfless for a second? Why you trying to take the shine off our Young and restless Ileke? why?

Kobojunkie: The way we rationalize? the way we tolerate others around us? Are you suggesting that the high levels of racism in Africa is CULTURAL?

There is racism in Africa?

tpia@:
you people will literally stop at nothing to cause problems between christians and muslims in the sw.



Oloun ju gbogbo yin lo sha.



E e ri.

Ko si Olohun koko ni bi kankan. If you are seriously looking for God, look no further, I am all there is. There is no god before me and there shall be none after me. Now worship me Topsy; you can start by s/u/c/k/i/n/g my dyck

Rossikk: The question now is, are you going to sit on the sidelines worshipping India and co or are you going to dust your kneecaps, get on your bike, and become a functional, productive participant in the Nigerian Economic Revolution?

THAT'S THE QUESTION.

No offense, you are the dumbest person on NL, only second to Katsumoto. I have been living in the dark for the past 2 days in America, hmm . . . America isnt that better than Nigeria? Also, Indians shyt sitting down, just like Nigerians . . . according to you, thats proof positive they arent more talented than us. What a dumbo!

Jarus: Spot on. A mistake many students make is believing reading and reading only is what makes one pass exams. There are other factors.
In addition to those highlighted in this quoted comment, others include
- Exam taking skills - exam is not about picking your pen and writing only, there are many other things to it.
- Tension in exam condition: Do you panic inside exam hall? That may be an undoing for you
- what do you read? Things that have been expunged from syllabus? Some archaic textbooks even your lecturer is not aware of?



All these are critical in succeeding as a student, beyond just reading.

How can you read something that has been expunged? rofl. This is why I like coming here, reminds of my history and the peculiarity of Naija English. Using big words in nonsensical context.

Jarus: We all know the big 5 among Nigerian universities. Just match them with the big 5 in world football, using similarities
NOT IN ANY ORDER
1, BARCA = IFE - rivals with Lag, bragful
2, MADRID = LAG - agelong rivalry with Ife, effizzy
3, MAN U = ABU - King of England, King of the North
4, A.C MILAN = UI - conservative, successful
5, BAYERN = UNN - most successful outside Spain(South West) and England (ABU) and compete well with champions of other regions

Liverpool is the king of England; more trophies, more fans etc
Barca = UI. Ife is yet to produce a Nobel Laureate.

Jsrus, always wrong, always unable to justify his First Class from Ife. SMH!

Jarus: Spot on. A mistake many students make is believing reading and reading only is what makes one pass exams. There are other factors.
In addition to those highlighted in this quoted comment, others include
- Exam taking skills - exam is not about picking your pen and writing only, there are many other things to it.
- Tension in exam condition: Do you panic inside exam hall? That may be an undoing for you
- what do you read? Things that have been expunged from syllabus? Some archaic textbooks even your lecturer is not aware of?



All these are critical in succeeding as a student, beyond just reading.

rofl. No be the same Naija? Naija exams are knowledge based. What other exam taking skill do you need?


Stop fronting

topsyne: If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be ACADEMIC INSTITUTIONS in Nigeria then:

ARSENAL = FUTO: where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed.

MANCEHSTER CITY = IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY.: where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment.

LIVERPOOL = UNILAG / MAULAG: where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.

MANCHESTER UNITED = UNAAB: where students don’t perform well in class except their final exams and achieve good results.

CHELSEA = OSU (Olabisi Onabanjo University) where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, d government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.

REAL MADRID = UI(University of Ibadan) where students think they perform best and keep beefing d best students of other schools.

and Finally,

BARCELONA = UNILORIN where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve d best result in the whole country.

Obviously you go to Ilorin. I think, Barcelona = American University of Nigeria. AUN attracts the best, the faculty is the best in Nigeria and they produce the best graduates

solgee: @op, Cuddlemii, have said it all. Please just take the advice very seriously. And do not forget the place of God in your life. Best of Luck!

The same God that didnt stop her from finishing with 1.9 is now the same person you want her to approach for help?

Binty: Good day all ! I am a 100 level computer science student in one of the universities in Nigeria After studing so hard for my first semester examinations and believing i passed i was so suprised to get a[b] 1.96 gpa [/b]
pls i want some advice to get it back up because i have always wanted to get a first class is that even still possible for me ?Thanks in anticipation

Thats nothing, I wouldnt worry about it. You seem to be on a downward spiral, if thats true, my advice for you is to come back here when you get to sub-1.3. For now, just continue to ask around what you can do to improve your GPA, fast if you can, make a nearby church your second home, stay away as far as possible from libraries and group study, dont study, dont focus just keep asking stupiddd questions around as if there is a miracle somewhere.

That said, I admire your initiative; your belief that somehow we have answers to your problems is really admirable.