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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress, Toyin Aimakhu Opens New Film School In Ibadan by anumide(f): 7:28pm On Dec 13, 2015
shocked she is from Edo state?
Religion / Re: 'Pray For Buhari Not To Die In Power' - Did TB Joshua Really Say That? by anumide(f): 7:21pm On Dec 13, 2015
I can tell you that most of those things they sell in camp; stickers, hand bands, pictures etc are the hand work of alaba boys and partners. I have known this now for about five years. all I can buy in that camp are open heavens and books.

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo Turns Woman With Small Breasts To Big Breasts Instantly Via Prayer by anumide(f): 6:28pm On Dec 13, 2015
the testifier said the breast became equal, not two big breast. people should fear God small.
besides, look at hope this post is exaggerated sef.
Sports / Re: Man Breaks His TV After ManU Lost Their Match Tonight (Photo) by anumide(f): 12:00pm On Dec 13, 2015
Michellla:

haha the last telemundo i watched till the end was preta &pako .forgetten the name.we were all so addicted to the movie.after it ended i said i'd never follow any telemundo again .and i didnt.the suspense is too killing.
you wouldnt catch me dead watching korean or philiphine telemundo tho
shocked Haba!!!
you guys should exchange bbm pins already
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by anumide(f): 5:54pm On Dec 11, 2015
feran15:

she wants a Man at the top and a woman below
grin grin and 'below' more important than 'at the top' ooo
Family / Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by anumide(f): 12:01am On Dec 09, 2015
EVILFOREST:

From her message and looks.
I have the Feelings that she is possessed with a BAD character/lacks respect.
She must have been Overempowered to the extent that her MOUTH now uses solar battery.

I may be wrong, but I feel so.
That doesn't undermine the fact that the MAN may be an eediot.

MOST Ladies now need to be tamed before marriage, because those mermaids we prayed against and envisaged that they came from the sea, now LIVE amongst us.
By the way, she put up the STORY on Social media for we to have a glimpse and possibly make contributions.
her looks gave her bad character away? really? shocked smh.
BTW, was she supposed to sound sweet and romantic in the message?
Celebrities / Re: Back On? Toke Makinwa And Hubby Maje Ayida Step Out For The Future Awards 2015 by anumide(f): 10:35pm On Dec 06, 2015
NOTE TO SELF never take a picture with your ex
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Daughter Sunday Photo (adorable) by anumide(f): 9:04pm On Dec 06, 2015
jaymejate:
What is she teaching that little babe. Shouldn't he suppose to be in church?
wow shocked shocked
your English teacher must be so proud!!!
Family / Re: A Thread For 2016 Brides and Grooms To Be by anumide(f): 8:33pm On Dec 06, 2015
prissyluv:


I think it depends dear.
If all the bride price and traditional list has been paid before now. I think you will now be bothered about the food,drinks,registry fee etc.
Hope all kinds of clothings to be wore that day are excluded too.
With this,you can manage below that amount. Thanks.
clothing's are excluded. I will also make myself up.
thanks for your response.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by anumide(f): 3:26pm On Dec 06, 2015
Truckpusher:
Your sorry doesn't change anything, you can take it back and shove it where the sun doesn't shine through.
no vex
Romance / Re: He's Only Using You For Sex - Debunked by anumide(f): 1:12pm On Dec 06, 2015
raayah:


Thanks for your input. You are what I call a BETA Male.

Let me give you an example - Take a look at Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. She is the richest African woman in the world. She is happily married to Modupe Alakija for 37 years.
Mrs Alakija is a business woman, she goes to work, meets important and successful men everyday. Most of these men are handsome,intelligent and even richer than her husband. Yet she comes home to her husband every night.

Do you know who an ALPHA MALE is? Mr. Modupe Alakija is. He has a wife that is at the very top of her game in the world, yet he is strong enough to lock that pussyy down for 37 years. He is not bothered that his wife meets with men who are better than him. He knows that he is worth more than that to Mrs. Alakija.

A BETA Male like you would prefer his wife to be locked up in the kitchen because you know that are not worth It. You are scared that if she goes out there, she will meet men that are better than you. Which is correct, you are not worth shiit and you know that.


shocked shocked
*faints*
*wakes up*
*faint again*
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Lady Who Is Pretty And Educated, But No Manners ? by anumide(f): 1:06pm On Dec 06, 2015
PushMusic:
It's easier for you cuz girls naturally have teddy bears to cuddle on.
I have nothing but my pillows. embarassed
shocked
buy a teddy bear na. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Stuns In Graphic Print Dress by anumide(f): 1:01pm On Dec 06, 2015
shadrach77:
The word "graphic" now has a new meaning. SMH! cry cry
graphic has more than one meaning.
adjective: drawn, pictorial, vivid, descriptive, grotesque 


or otherwise repulsively gory pornographic.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by anumide(f): 12:53pm On Dec 06, 2015
Truckpusher:
But who keeps a girlfriend and an elder sister in the same house? undecided

Op, tell your bf to make a choice between you and his elder sister else she will still come around to tell you about your man's favorite food if you guys end up together as man and wife. grin

Guys please keep your sisters away from the love of your life else they'll ruin it for you and get married someday leaving you to your woes or worst still try to make a choice for you. grin funny but true , these women are sometimes demons to their brothers.

Women ,especially sisters won't just let a loyal brother be. My two younger sisters tried it with my late fiancée and I showed both of them the door around 11 pm which stunned everyone including my parents but hey ! This is about you and not them.
After all you can't fucck your sisters. undecided
Sorry for your loss.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by anumide(f): 12:46pm On Dec 06, 2015
smileysmiley:
please who is he? cause I'm really dumbfounded that a human can be this senseless
grin I knew you were a newbie when you started arguing with mrcork. dude can make you look silly. just ignore him abeg.
Phones / Re: See The Airtime MTN Sent To A Nairalander by anumide(f): 12:22pm On Dec 06, 2015
Setaje:
Catarrh no won make I sleep cry cry. Infact this catarrh just make life taya me.

Which kain life be this. Am here sitting on my bed remembering the days my nose was not blocked cry cry cry
Hahahahaha
grin the tea I drank is coming out of my nose.


my nose too can run during harmattan mehn.
last year, I started arming myself properly, catarrh no too bother me again.
drink a lot of fluid, go to a supermarket and buy chamomile tea or green tea. drink very often. don't expose yourself, buy original honey and add to your fluids. drink warm water rather than cold water, take a lot of citrus and don expose yourself, again.
you will be fine.
Pele.

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Health / Re: The Secret Behind The Toothpaste Bottom Colour by anumide(f): 12:14pm On Dec 06, 2015
Tolakay:
Is me is like natural things.. Is me is throw way close up and is me is buying more of oral B grin

Which toothpaste has green colour at it bottom?
Colgate.
Crime / Re: Female Pharmacist Kidnapped At Owo (Picture ) by anumide(f): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2015
irondome:


May God ensure her safe return home.

Out of curiosity, how did they obtain the abductor's vehicular details; specifically -- engine and chassis numbers?
she was whisked away in her own car
Celebrities / Re: Olaide Olaogun Gets Married To Her Husband In Lagos (Photos) by anumide(f): 6:48pm On Dec 05, 2015
don't know her. abeg which super story she act?
Family / Re: A Thread For 2016 Brides and Grooms To Be by anumide(f): 11:26am On Dec 05, 2015
is it possible to have a wedding that costs less than 200k?
all I want is a registry wedding and a traditional wedding.

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Family / Re: z by anumide(f): 11:15am On Dec 05, 2015
onila:

this is Naija not abroad
if she divorces him, how she go chop grin
she's got no source of income?
Family / Re: I Try Not To Get Jealous’: Pastor, 60 Marries His Pregnant Girlfriend, 19, With by anumide(f): 7:52pm On Dec 02, 2015
the kind god wey did man find for prison ehn, e get as e be undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: Guy's Response To Lady That Demanded For A No Sex Relationship From Him by anumide(f): 11:53am On Dec 01, 2015
IamLucy:
if she doesnt want sex she shouldnt be in a relationship at all.
she should know most of these guys cant do without sex in a relationship.
what does "she shouldn't be in a relationship at all" means? shocked
do you realise that there are peeps who don't have sex till they are legally married? undecided
she's in a relationship with the wrong guy, that's all.
Family / Re: Dear Family Please Advice A Wife To Be!!! by anumide(f): 11:14pm On Nov 30, 2015
shockwave91:
note: he is not rich oh just a struggling guy before y'all will conclude i'm into his money

*scoffs* maybe i'm d only one who read dis d wrong way
nope, you aren't.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Enjoying Her Swimming Pool ( Sunday Photos ) by anumide(f): 7:40pm On Nov 29, 2015
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undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Nairalander On Karaoke Night Singing Lionel Richie Stuck On U In Indiana Usa by anumide(f): 7:39pm On Nov 29, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Crazy Interview Question "What Is 1+1?" by anumide(f): 7:35pm On Nov 29, 2015
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undecided
Education / Re: Public Primary School In Manchester (pix) by anumide(f): 5:05pm On Nov 29, 2015
phantonce:
OP, you seriously need to bleach a little.
We are called black but not charcoal.

Anyone that says black is beauty has definitely not come across you.
i had to increase my screen brighteness to see your eye ball.
I cnt even see your face in the pic.

grin you just planted the idea of increasing screen brightness into my head.
Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Pics by anumide(f): 3:27pm On Nov 29, 2015
congratulations jare op. may your union be fruitful. grin

meanwhile,
somewhere on nairaland, one jobless youth is busy screaming #team_foreign_girls or #these_hoes_ain't_loyal or whatever shīt is reigning now. undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: He Lost His Chance Of Getting The Job Because Of Pierced Ears by anumide(f): 11:45am On Nov 29, 2015
irishCream:
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