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RB007:

I don tire. I get like 10 of this every month, different phone numbers.

wicked

maxti:
i confuse pass u bro.

my husband proposed to me on the phone three years ago. I was beyond pissed. you can guess the rest of the story.

glory to God
hosanna in the highest.
after moving it twice, it became a reality.
I have rested from the stressful and unending planning.
this thread was a blessing.
congratulations in advance to the rest of the last quarter brides.

luchee:
Good afternoon all. I'm not really a 2016 bride but a friend asked me to be her maid of honour. I'm supposed to wear a silver dress with a blue shoe. I am more comfortable with tailor-made dresses. Please, can anyone suggest a fabric that isnt so expensive (silver). I'm considering sequin/sequence but someone said it would be to loud. I need to make up my mind in less than a week as the wedding is almost here. I would need something that i can still wear after the wedding.

silver sequins isn't so loud, I have a silver sequins dress, but I can't find the picture now. my bridesmaids wore the gold sef, which is louder than the silver and they were fine with it. and you can wear it anytime you like.

oga Kay, madam is married. goan find your size.

oh, I know.

she never told me, but I have always known.

chiefwedslolo:
It all depends on the size of your wedding. Keep your guest list small.

Hello
please do you know where I can get bridal spray foam on Lagos? and how much it would cost?

na wa kwanu only you had séx with your ex post-wedding, only you dislike your mother-in-law, only you get wife wey dey ration sex *in Jenifa's voice* which kain head you bring come dis world??

Igbos

*singing*
is your name in the book of life?

mehn, we learn everyday o. yesterday I learnt that when you visit a guy unaccompanied, you want sex.
Today I have learnt that men expect you to use sex as payback for whatever you get from them.
issorrait

I read all 14 pages of reply with awe.
I stopped visiting my male friends as far back as 2013, even the supposedly holy/ disciplined ones. Today's male assumes that when you visit unaccompanied, you are asking for sex.
errm, you mean uyi26 waited in the living room and served himself drinks while his friend beat up, rape and tear a girl's clothes??
Lord Jesus, please come quickly.

Emeka71:
Also learn new styles and be more creative and entertaining during love-making; in addition; babes should fart during love-making; that would make the show to be more exciting for the man.

for real?

guyXander:
I see your point, no doubt...
But do you know it was this morning that he was rushed to the hospital after spending the night inside the gutter.
Something's fishy.
It isn't quite clear yet.

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let's hope he wakes up then.

guyXander:
Lalasticlala



*Modified

The guy is still in coma. Will update you guys in the evening.

Please let's pray for him before jumping into conclusion.

We need to hear his side of the story.

He's a very quiet Boy. He hardly is the type that would rape a girl.

And from what we are hearing, he left his room @ 1am.

The female hostel is 15mins away. why would she wait till 3:45 before shouting rape, rape, rape?!

Girls and lie

he is your guy and you wish he is innocent, but if you want to be unbiased as you claim, enough with the assumptions.

how do we know the "rape type"? we have seen quiet/regular people who turn out to be sociopaths, serial killers or psychos

if he left his room at 1am, did his time keepers know his first point of call? or how long he has been hovering around before going into the hostel?


what is he doing at the hostel at that time, isn't it against the rules?

for all I care, you are trying to blame the victim.

Caseless:
Congratulations! Nice one...


What does he do in Dubai? He doesn't look "dubaish".

most Nigerians living in UAE don't look dubaish at all. life is really really expensive in that country. it is only when they have saved up enough to come home they look dubaish

she is not Ghanian, she is Nigerian and that wedding held at ondo state. she is the founder of achievers youth network or something like that

lol. true true e no comot for 1st page o.

This is not news. Niger rice was the first thing I ate after I was weaned.
Seriously though, forget ofada, niger rice is the real deal.

hertz9te:
kenya is fast over taking nigeria in bad news...that is good news.

I went through the husband's Facebook page (Emmanuel Egwu). and up until 20 February, he was uploading her picture. his daughter's photo is even his cover photo. maybe he took her home due to her illness so she gets proper care and it led to family wahala.
I am not supporting the guy, but usually there is more to these kinds of story.
#okbye

NevetsIbot:
this is taking it too damn far. So you mean to say my mum sells snakes. Mbok?

your mom must be lalasticlala's role model

Bolustic:
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Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Attachments aren't natural.

Hair extensions aren't against nature, if I will follow your line of argument. Are they causing the ozone layer to deplete?

Secondly, you quoted the scripture out of context. Probably just to suit your argument. That scripture was talking of homosexuality as seen in the continuing verse, and you know it.

The hypocrisy on this thread scares me to pieces. Someone wants the thief to even sue her former employer for character defamation. Oluwa gbami o.

saintdennis:
Thank GOD edo state ain't part of niger delta,
Lemme go and paste my certificate of origin @ my gate.

Oya all ND and biafrans your people have called u home...we'll miss ya'll sha.

Hahahaha
*faints*.

I read every single comment and it was fun I tell you. Anyways, *dusting my passport*

I can't believe I am doing this.
Here we go.

Kaduna (I was born and raised there)
Nassarawa, katsina, plateau. (my grandpa built houses there).
Kano, Niger (excursion in high school).
Ondo (first degree).
Ekiti (Waka Waka)
Abuja (vacation)
Ogun (state of origin)
Abia (NYSC). I met Obim there
Anambra (the market in onitsha)
Imo (vacation)
Delta, Rivers (conference).
Oyo (second degree)
Lagos (I reside here).
#lobatan
*Modified*

Anuoluwapo you don Waka o, Choi!
I need to visit the north east.

SlimBrawnie:
Igbo wife & Hausa husband.....I remember when he went for idols and was told he was wasting his time going into music, and should focus on something.
Never give up on your dreams... Congrats to them

1. He isn't hausa.
2. She isn't igbo