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Phones / Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by anumide(f): 1:46pm On Jan 07, 2017
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I don tire. I get like 10 of this every month, different phone numbers.
Phones / Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by anumide(f): 1:33pm On Jan 07, 2017

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Not What I Thought Before We Got Married: I Want To Divorce by anumide(f): 10:45am On Jan 04, 2017
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i confuse pass u bro.
Family / Re: Please Help....... My Wive Sex Staff Me by anumide(f): 7:26pm On Dec 25, 2016
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Romance / Re: Is Proposing Marriage Over The Phone Silly? by anumide(f): 12:44pm On Dec 03, 2016
my husband proposed to me on the phone three years ago. I was beyond pissed. you can guess the rest of the story.
Family / Re: A Thread For 2016 Brides and Grooms To Be by anumide(f): 7:05pm On Nov 13, 2016
glory to God
hosanna in the highest.
after moving it twice, it became a reality.
I have rested from the stressful and unending planning.
this thread was a blessing.
congratulations in advance to the rest of the last quarter brides.


Family / Re: A Thread For 2016 Brides and Grooms To Be by anumide(f): 6:57pm On Nov 13, 2016
Good afternoon all. I'm not really a 2016 bride but a friend asked me to be her maid of honour. I'm supposed to wear a silver dress with a blue shoe. I am more comfortable with tailor-made dresses. Please, can anyone suggest a fabric that isnt so expensive (silver). I'm considering sequin/sequence but someone said it would be to loud. I need to make up my mind in less than a week as the wedding is almost here. I would need something that i can still wear after the wedding.
silver sequins isn't so loud, I have a silver sequins dress, but I can't find the picture now. my bridesmaids wore the gold sef, which is louder than the silver and they were fine with it. and you can wear it anytime you like.

Romance / Re: Eni Balogun Disgraces Man Who Wooed Her On Facebook by anumide(f): 10:36am On Oct 17, 2016
oga Kay, madam is married. goan find your size.

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Family / Re: 10 Things Your Mother Never Told You...this Might Leave You In Tears by anumide(f): 7:35pm On Oct 11, 2016
oh, I know.

she never told me, but I have always known. embarassed
Family / Re: A Thread For 2016 Brides and Grooms To Be by anumide(f): 7:20am On Oct 11, 2016

It all depends on the size of your wedding. Keep your guest list small.
please do you know where I can get bridal spray foam on Lagos? and how much it would cost?
Family / Re: Why Are Women Like This. by anumide(f): 7:41pm On Sep 27, 2016
undecided na wa kwanu only you had séx with your ex post-wedding, only you dislike your mother-in-law, only you get wife wey dey ration sex *in Jenifa's voice* which kain head you bring come dis world??
Family / Re: All The Igbos On Nairaland Should Come In See What I Saw,unbelievable by anumide(f): 3:34pm On Sep 25, 2016
Celebrities / Re: AfroCandy's Friend, Fyne Papi Is Dead by anumide(f): 7:10pm On Sep 16, 2016
is your name in the book of life?


Romance / Re: My Supermarket Boyfriend Has Turned To Something Else (help) by anumide(f): 4:22pm On Sep 11, 2016
mehn, we learn everyday o. yesterday I learnt that when you visit a guy unaccompanied, you want sex.
Today I have learnt that men expect you to use sex as payback for whatever you get from them.


Crime / Re: Is It Necessary I Report This Rape Incident I Witnessed? by anumide(f): 11:43am On Sep 10, 2016
cry shocked shocked shocked
I read all 14 pages of reply with awe.
I stopped visiting my male friends as far back as 2013, even the supposedly holy/ disciplined ones. Today's male assumes that when you visit unaccompanied, you are asking for sex.
errm, you mean uyi26 waited in the living room and served himself drinks while his friend beat up, rape and tear a girl's clothes??
Lord Jesus, please come quickly.

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Family / Re: How To Spice Up Your Marriage And Also Prevent Divorce by anumide(f): 8:04pm On Aug 28, 2016
Also learn new styles and be more creative and entertaining during love-making; in addition; babes should fart during love-making; that would make the show to be more exciting for the man.
shocked shocked shocked for real?
Crime / Re: UNIZIK Student Who Attempted To Rape A Female Student Now In Coma (Pics) by anumide(f): 7:10pm On Aug 25, 2016

I see your point, no doubt...
But do you know it was this morning that he was rushed to the hospital after spending the night inside the gutter.
Something's fishy.
It isn't quite clear yet.
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let's hope he wakes up then.
Crime / Re: UNIZIK Student Who Attempted To Rape A Female Student Now In Coma (Pics) by anumide(f): 4:34pm On Aug 25, 2016


The guy is still in coma. Will update you guys in the evening.

Please let's pray for him before jumping into conclusion.

We need to hear his side of the story.

He's a very quiet Boy. He hardly is the type that would rape a girl.

And from what we are hearing, he left his room @ 1am.

The female hostel is 15mins away. why would she wait till 3:45 before shouting rape, rape, rape?!

Girls and lie

he is your guy and you wish he is innocent, but if you want to be unbiased as you claim, enough with the assumptions.

how do we know the "rape type"? we have seen quiet/regular people who turn out to be sociopaths, serial killers or psychos

if he left his room at 1am, did his time keepers know his first point of call? or how long he has been hovering around before going into the hostel?

what is he doing at the hostel at that time, isn't it against the rules?

for all I care, you are trying to blame the victim.


Career / Re: Another Nairalander Doing Nigeria Proud In U. A. E by anumide(f): 11:48am On Aug 22, 2016
Congratulations! Nice one...

What does he do in Dubai? He doesn't look "dubaish".
most Nigerians living in UAE don't look dubaish at all. life is really really expensive in that country. it is only when they have saved up enough to come home they look dubaish
Events / Re: Nigerian Bride Refuses To Wear Makeup On Her Wedding Day (photo) by anumide(f): 11:39am On Aug 22, 2016
she is not Ghanian, she is Nigerian and that wedding held at ondo state. she is the founder of achievers youth network or something like that
Webmasters / Re: How Website Errors Affect Search Engine Rankings by anumide(f): 8:44am On Aug 19, 2016
lol. true true e no comot for 1st page o. grin
Agriculture / Re: Made In Nigeria Rice From Niger & Kebi States (Photos) by anumide(f): 10:26am On Aug 01, 2016
undecided This is not news. Niger rice was the first thing I ate after I was weaned.
Seriously though, forget ofada, niger rice is the real deal.
Religion / Re: Woman Disrupts Church Service In Kenya, Claims Pastor Dumped Her For Another by anumide(f): 2:14am On Aug 01, 2016
kenya is fast over taking nigeria in bad news...that is good news.

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Family / Re: Olachi Manndarin Emmanuel Dies After Husband Allegedly Abandoned Her by anumide(f): 6:36pm On Jul 29, 2016
I went through the husband's Facebook page (Emmanuel Egwu). and up until 20 February, he was uploading her picture. his daughter's photo is even his cover photo. maybe he took her home due to her illness so she gets proper care and it led to family wahala.
I am not supporting the guy, but usually there is more to these kinds of story.

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Religion / Re: ''anybody Putting On 'attachment' Is Putting On Snake In The Realm Of Darkness'' by anumide(f): 2:21pm On Jul 27, 2016
this is taking it too damn far. So you mean to say my mum sells snakes. Mbok?

your mom must be lalasticlala's role model


Religion / Re: ''anybody Putting On 'attachment' Is Putting On Snake In The Realm Of Darkness'' by anumide(f): 2:16pm On Jul 27, 2016

Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Attachments aren't natural.

Hair extensions aren't against nature, if I will follow your line of argument. Are they causing the ozone layer to deplete?

Secondly, you quoted the scripture out of context. Probably just to suit your argument. That scripture was talking of homosexuality as seen in the continuing verse, and you know it.


Crime / Re: PHOTOS : Beware- Nanny/househelp/ Sales Girl Alert. by anumide(f): 9:35pm On Jul 26, 2016
The hypocrisy on this thread scares me to pieces. Someone wants the thief to even sue her former employer for character defamation. Oluwa gbami o.


Politics / Re: Return Home, Militants Advise South-east, South South Indigenes. by anumide(f): 11:41am On Jul 25, 2016
Thank GOD edo state ain't part of niger delta,
Lemme go and paste my certificate of origin @ my gate.

Oya all ND and biafrans your people have called u home...we'll miss ya'll sha.

Politics / Re: Return Home, Militants Advise South-east, South South Indigenes. by anumide(f): 11:30am On Jul 25, 2016
grin grin grin I read every single comment and it was fun I tell you. Anyways, *dusting my passport*
Travel / Re: Mention The States In Nigeria That You Have Been To. by anumide(f): 2:16pm On Jul 20, 2016
I can't believe I am doing this.
Here we go.

Kaduna (I was born and raised there)
Nassarawa, katsina, plateau. (my grandpa built houses there).
Kano, Niger (excursion in high school).
Ondo (first degree).
Ekiti (Waka Waka)
Abuja (vacation)
Ogun (state of origin)
Abia (NYSC). I met Obim there grin
Anambra (the market in onitsha)
Imo (vacation)
Delta, Rivers (conference).
Oyo (second degree)
Lagos (I reside here).

Anuoluwapo you don Waka o, Choi!
I need to visit the north east.
Celebrities / Re: Flora And Solomon Lange Expecting Baby (babyshower Photos) by anumide(f): 12:03pm On Jul 20, 2016
Igbo wife & Hausa husband.....I remember when he went for idols and was told he was wasting his time going into music, and should focus on something.
Never give up on your dreams... Congrats to them
1. He isn't hausa.
2. She isn't igbo

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