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Preciousgirl:
Please

How can I delete for all Whatsapp messages that are older than one year?

Only this gender can ask this type of question.

goodconsience77:
Samson said more than that until he met his Waterloo in female gender. A woman is giving u advise on her gender and u re forming boss, your time never reach in their hands.

Stop giving attention to kids. He will learn with time.

The best lessons of life are always learnt the hardest and regretful way.

GeneralKoko:
Good day Nairalanders!

I'm 21 years and would be 22 this year. I would be finishing school by September and I plan to leave my parents house totally by the end of this year.
Although staying with my parents guarantee me free food and comfort I think on the long run it would limit me.

What's your advice??

You have overstayed at your parents house. Leave that house immediately. At your age 22years, You are supposed to have your personal house and be married and also have a good business or job.

As for me i left my parents house when i was 15years old. I built my first house when i clocked 19years old. I have three houses and landed properties across the country today.

It might be very challenging at first but you will scale through. Don't let anyone discourage you.

COOL10:
E shock am . He just realised that his lovely wife is nothing more than another nigga's cumdump.😆

Cum bucket.

I no marry again abeg!

Farfalla:


The anger on this forum? Only God knows.

You sound like you want to get laid??

BigYash:
Once secondary pikin carry em mama phone login nairaland ,na once you go know.. This one don go argue with his mates in class,come here wan insult his parents age mates ..

Ajheboy:
Is it really true that women don't "easily" forgive especially when what you did really hurt them or made them cry.

This isn't a case of cheating.

These ones never get better things to do with their lives. Still discussing about women up and down lol.

lamboloosta:
Honestly it's really tiring and frustrating to be single because most ladies always assume how can a good looking guy like me not have a woman.

There's this loneliness that comes with been Single and everyone would think you're actually good but it's a BIG FAT LIE.

When ladies see me, what comes to their mind is *He's A Player*

Excuse you... It ain't my fault that I'm good looking.

I'm 32

I'm Yoruba

I'm AA

I'm a Christian

I'm 6'1

I'm moderately built because I work out.

I reside in Lagos.

I drive on Uber.

I'm a Car Dealer.

I'm into Project Management & Supervision as well.

I'm very big on RESPECT, Cleanliness & Godliness.

I speak English, Yoruba & Pidgin fluently

I'm a very understanding guy but I'm not perfect as mistakes are inevitable.

I've met some ladies but truth is they really don't tick my boxes I set as the benchmark.


WHAT'S MY IDEAL WOMAN ?

Intelligent

Diligent

Kind & Respectful

Smart

Beautiful

Independent (Have a job)

Good Looking.

I prefer ladies with BIG BUM & BOOBS .

Any complexion is acceptable as long as you're pretty asf

Please be Neat, like Extremely Neat

A Christian Yoruba Lady preferably who resides in Lagos.

Abeg I like food o! so please you must know how to cook but if you don't, we can learn on YouTube together lol. I'm a good cook anyways.

If you fall into this category please kindly reach me on WhatsApp:07088104438

I'm actually looking for a serious relationship that would lead to Marriage if God wills it.

Please speak well and type well abeg.

Lol this one no fit hold body again. How many ladies have you seen posting this kind of post

YoungLionken:
Sometimes, I look at men listening to Westlife and Celine Dion with disgust . And I always suspect them to be gay too..

I mean, I can't imagine myself singing Celine Dion with passion or whatever that is ...

Celinedion is still better but all these nigerian artiste songs is too simpish most especially that young john or whatever he call himself. Well it's not new that nigerian men are generally simps.

Silentgroper:
Or maybe your ability to sentence words is not as good as you thought...

Stop wasting your time quoting that sadist. I purposely ignored his mention. He is one old lonely potbellied man who is unattractive.

1Sharon:
That's not what your dad said last night though. He sucked every single toe.

Many of you women are crazy. Why always bringing peoples parent into conversations

Obierika:
Why would a guy want to hug a fellow guy?

Is ordinary handshake not enough?

What's wrong in men hugging each other? There are thousands of pictures of straight men both on and offline men hugging each other.

Maybe you guys quoting me have hatred in your heart i don't know for you.

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxp9-2y8M1E?si=kyuEARlwOynSVubl

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https://saharareporters.com/2024/05/10/breaking-one-shot-detained-soldiers-break-out-overcrowded-cells-protest-poor-feeding

Nigeria is hell on earth.

Melagros:
COMRADES, abeg make una leave tinubu alone, the man don cast, and confused, I'm pretty sure that Tinubu is regretting ever rigging election in Nigeria by now

Lol funny creatures. Regret what exactly?

Someone that his having his best time of life and fill fulfilled by accomplishing his greatest mission on earth which is make more massive wealth and inflict excruciating pains on the forever green zombees.

UniversalGee:
Like I said, it's online marketing.
And yeah, passive income is earning without doing any work.
I really did a whole lot of hard work in the past to set everything up though. And from time to time, I do make some updates, but so far, it's fully automated.

Are you doing this on phone or laptop?

brain54:
If you were an actor for instance...

Just assuming... Can you kiss a guy for a movie role?

You get paid o!

Chei this one na strong one.

Well since it's paid role and it will be brief. Not those kissing of licking each other saliva oo, I no dey abeg. Na those mwah mwah and finish😂

brain54:
Make he Sha no bring him mouth try to kiss me...

Na that one i no support. Hug is enough.

Even me sef can't kiss any man no matter how clean and sexy he is. I don't even like men touching me most especially the ugly and unhygienic ones.

brain54:
Wizkid looks well groomed...?

The guy too fresh, You would want to hug him if you see him despite someone is not a gay.

Fresh guys dey ooo that even many women will feel intimidated when they see them.

brain54:
After coming to NL...

To abuse women. Women are scum

They go and try to get down with their fellow man.

Disgusting shii.

One guy one time wanted to try this shii with me... Bringing his heavily bearded cheek to kiss me... I gave him a reverberatingly resetting slap.

Me wey like nice curvy, slender, hour glass things naim you Wan come take your bia bia onion smelling mouth kiss.

God forbid!

To be sincere, A lot men are ugly and not attractive and to make matter worse, they don't take good care of themselves. You'll see many rich men with potbelly and folded head. This is the main reason why a lot of men doesn't seems appealing to women because women love fine and flashy things a lot. Women just love their resources only, That's why women detest broke and ugly men. To take things forward, You will even see a guy who is not financially buoyant but have a nice body, cute and smells good getting ladies on the go than some rich men.

On the other hand, we have the gender that takes good care of themselves, always painting themselves, carrying mirror up and down fixing their make up, little stress et all. Why won't you like them.

There are some guys when you see, You would think perhaps they are female to the extent that you may want to hug them. Clean fresh and pink lips, slim clean and sexy body, good denting, just to mention few.

Just to start with, Have you seen wizkid live before?

Rapmoney:
How many of you still remember SkyB? He was very popular back in the days. He did songs like 'My Baby' and 'Pray For Me' which became hits and were vibed to by Nigerians both young and old then. There was no party you would attend then, without SkyB's songs not played.

Today, life is no more rosy for the 'My Baby' crooner. He has moved from something to nothing as the Port-Harcourt born artist now lives in abject poverty.

Popular vlogger, Lucky Udu was with him recently as he shared his story of grace to grass.

I'm certain drugs will be among the cause of his downfall.

Kingju:
Why you come post am online then?

You never ready for change na why.

You still get mind to dey rude even with your circumstance wey you no know who fit help you.

KonTinue

The worst thing that would happened to the boy in future when he get into his late twenties and above is if he has left his genuine contact and personal details on here because nairaland is very brutal when it comes to this aspect. I learnt this the hardway too.

By the time he fully wakes up to the reality of life and be fully humbled. It will be very difficult for him to seek for help with his genuine personal details on this platform because of the way experienced veteran who are willing to help will vet and vet your pasts lol.

This is not the first time i'm coming across his stupidity and rudeness. He is definitely still in his early twenties. I just usually laugh at him like this one never get sense.

Ok.

DatNiggaDaz:


World worst prolific failures in Black & white

These two people have singlehandedly destroyed so many peoples(nigerians) future and also killed them alive without using a nuclear weapon.

Zonefree:
Keep your explanation to yourself.

What could make a man that truly wants to go far in life stoop so low to conduct loyalty test on a Nigerian girl?

*Spit on your head.

Abi are you minding the kid.

In my whole life time, I have never seen, met or heard of truthfully single girl or woman talkless of nigerian girls and women that usually have hundreds of men on their list and in their lives lol.

You are probably conversing with a either a teenage or a very stupid simp adult.

Spermatogenesis:
I just did loyalty test on her and she failed woefully. I will explain everything tomorrow but for now my question is..
1. What will make a girl send her picture to a guy on first day of chat?
2. What will make a girl deny that she doesn't have a boyfriend?
3. What will make a girl to give her phone number?

Your are definitely still in your twenties. There are still tons of discoveries you will discover about humans when you get into your thirties and beyond.

But for now you still dey play.

ogododo:
https://dailytrust.com/naira-declines-to-n1510-n1466-31-at-parallel-official-markets/

Duly noted CardiB.

SojWORLDWIDE:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/JMGbNBTrfeEZQ6Tt/?mibextid=oFDknk

Ah oga oo!

CorrectionFLuid:
This is an IMF government, haven't you heard?

Are you minding the fooools, let them be asking foolish questions. Very dull eediots.

Georgry:
You're a very big illiterate with a small brain and your sense of reasoning is so low, i no fit dey follow you join issues.

Wereeeey e pain am

Useless senseless negroes. White man go whip una ass tire. Eyin oloribu alainilakaye

Freshtruth:
Prices of Goods are cost the common man can no longer afford 3square meals per day is this the new priority? Oh Nigeria

You don't matter in setting of things. The country doesn't know you exist.

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5QqB2AzxME?si=YsmJ4KGX2yA-l89a

They came to check their slaves